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So my username is Dad Cute Play Toy. I'm loyal to my D, so that is the most insane thing you could ever say. I am loyal to my D 'cause I'm his cute play toy. Oh my God, you are all right, guys.
So I decided to spend a whole day in Mup, see what would happen, and I got the craziest clips for y'all. So you know, sit back, relax, grab some popcorn, you feel me, and enjoy.
Oh hell no, th enough. Oh man, you th enough for me. Am I what? For real? Th? I ain't no thug. A real thug? Are you a real thug? I'm a real thug, man.
Okay, hey, hey, I don't got money for you. I don't got anything for you. If you need something, let me know, bro. You know what I'm saying? Look at me, I'm a 78 dreadhead.
All right, okay, sir. Yes, sir. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't call me good boy now 'cause I'll square up on you right now. I'll fight you right now. You squirt? BR? I said I'll square up on you. How you cut?
Okay, you know what? You asked for it. I ain't going to lie, you asked for it. Get over here, you my—get here. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No violence, no violence. Put the guns down, put the gloves up. Drop your pants, your pant—whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Put the guns down, put the hands up. Everyone knows the BBC always wins. What? Oh, oh yeah, let go, let go. Oh yeah, g, come, you're going to die.
Oh my weed, my weed. Yeah, yeah, boy, yeah, boy. Who the real winner? You call me a—? That's exactly what I said. Damn, what? Oh yeah, that's exactly what she said.
Hold on, hold on. Oh Sky, you're getting me warnings now. See, this is what you do to me. This what you do. Are you backing down, Courtney? You're backing down, Courtney. You're folding already.
You're folding, but we literally held hands last night and in L fingers. What the—? Okay, but like you said that to another girl before that as well. So like, no, I didn't. I would never.
No, you did. Who? You guys are Susy Bacons. Dude, what did I just hear? Like, you're Nobody's Baby Mama, so just get stepping.
Okay, you're right, you're right. Why is a girl built like that? Look, I'm shaking it, I'm shaking. What the hell? How do I get a physique like you?
That's different. I was dreaming of you tonight. Me? Yeah, hold— I don't like girls that are like super strong. Like, you know, like you're going to like come—no, you'll like choke me to death.
That was super hard work, but like what if you sit on me and I die though? I'm shaking it for you. I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
Look, no, I'm not looking. Are you not impressed? I'm not impressed. I'm not going to lie, it's kind of flat though. I ain't going to lie. Like, for the body you got, you got to work on the glutes.
Okay, yeah, no, that was pry. Am I wrong though? That was crazy crap, like still. I mean, look at yours, you—God, I don't—I don't need a big, you know what I'm saying?
I—yeah, you do. Say that again. What is flat? Chill, chill, chill. Hey, chill, lady, lady. I don't want problems with you, I promise. Like, we could be—apologize right now.
Okay, uh, yes ma'am, I'm sorry ma'am. Are you going to take me on a date or no? Uh, I'm actually busy this week, like very busy.
I don't care. No, no, no, like I can't free up my schedule. Like, I don't think I have time for this. I can do it for you, it's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can go with pig. You know, no, no, no, no. I mean, you're War. You're War. What? No, no, no, no, no. I must be there.
I no, I can't do that. Okay, you see, like should I just end it all? Should I just end it right here? Like, should I just die and reset my life? Like, should I just do it?
It's just a DAT. No, I can't do it, I can't do it. I really can't do it. Get away from me. I'm going to jump off. If I jump off, there's no date.
You think you are? There will be no date if I jump off, you hear me? No, I don't care. What do you mean you don't care? I will be dead if I jump off.
Like, what do you mean you don't—swear to God, I'm about to slap them. Cut of your—s—isn't that your man's though? Like, God, is that a donut?
Shut the [ __ ] up. Give me the donuts. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't support, I don't support this relationship. No, no, no, no. You guys got to break up right now.
I don't care, I don't care. Girl, listen, that's my boyfriend, that's my brother. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, like it's okay if you're dating, it's good. Like, I don't—it's cool. Just say you break up.
I could say that 'cause we're not even dating. Wait, is that actually your brother? Yeah. Oh, come here, come here.
Hey, listen, I didn't know you guys were siblings. I didn't know. My bad, my bad. My stand still, I want to stick it in.
Bro, bro, but chill, chill. I ain't gay, first off. Second, yes, get out of here. Wait, Donna, what are you supposed to be? I'm the bro.
Why did you leave my body? Bro, I need you in there 'cause I was tired of sitting in that dark pole. No, no, no, but like I need you though. I need you back.
Like, I felt empty now. Why you trying to make me cry? No, no, but without you in my body, like I feel empty and stuff.
And like when I tell that piece of [ __ ] to shut up, he—that's my piece of doy. I'm—that's my piece of it came out of my cheeks.
Okay, when you came out my cheeks, it felt like I lost a part of me. I need you back in there, please. I'll do anything.
I don't know if I could go back in there. I'm living the life out here. No, no, listen. What if a dog might eat you up or like a seagull?
You know, but they haven't yet. You know why? 'Cause I'm this [Music].
Okay, you know, you deserve your freedom. Come back here. I'm trying to get freaky. I'm not trying to get freaky with you, my boy. Like, what you think this is, huh?
My boy, you're only—you're already calling me your boy. Hold up. Whoa, dude, dude, get this zesty energy out of here.
Freaky for you? Now I got to get freaky for you now? Whoa, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a little too freaky.
What, you don't like it? Absolutely not. You like what you see? I mean, like how am I supposed to feel about this? Like, you're just a bunch of blubber.
Yeah, keep going. No, no, no. And like, I don't know, like you're also like really short.
Oh, you're getting cute. What's going on? What is that, period blood on your leg? Not—is it? Not what is it? It's veins, it's veins.
Oh, like, um, yeah. Hey, you be getting anger issues or something? How they so popping like that?
Oh, the bruises I left. Oh, whoa. E, I know, that's what I'm saying. Whoa, don't make me do this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That wasn't no excuse me, that was harassment. I can sue you for that.
She's a b—she showed her panties. That was—hey, hey, hey, my lawyers will hear from this. Where is he going?
How is a monkey flying like that? Sir, you will hear from my lawyers, you hear me? It's over for you.
I'm going to sue you for everything you ever had. How dare you smell my fart? How dare you?
Boy, to me right there. Oh yeah, what you going to do though? What you going to do though, huh?
Oh hey, chill, hey, hey, chill man. I—you know you want love from a 13-year-old.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I ain't no doct. Disrespect, Dad Ass Cute Play Toy. Like, how—what was the inspiration? You know, like what you think about her name?
Pursuit, what you think about it? That is cute play toy. She a bot, bro. I can't lie, she a bop.
I ain't never seen a girl this chopped before, but it's okay though. You can make it work, just got to grow out your hair and work on your body.
Yeah, you know, I know. Yeah, it's okay, baby. I think you're perfect. Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's lying to you.
No, no, no, he's lying to you. I think you're perfect, shawty. No, you don't. You will set up with a rat.
How you going to have children? How? Who? Whoa, yeah, a rat can't make children, dummy.
Yeah, yeah, I can. You didn't think that far, did you? Huh? You don't think that far? No, yeah, I can't.
Hey, since you made it, know your love this video. I rised up e-girls as a nerd in Roblox voice, and it gets super funny, so you won't want to miss it.
You skin-tight clothes like then and come on, love me right when it's ending. I'll be fing, I got your body close.