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Don't do nothing crazy. Don't do nothing crazy. Have somebody underneath as a [__] safety blanket. Have somebody run that hook or that curl at seven.
Oh no, Zidus is a free rush! Oh my God, no one! What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing, you [__] idiots? Oh my God, they're out of field goal range! They're out of [__] field goal range! Call hike! Call hike! You don't got time, you [__] idiot! Go hike, you idiot!
This [__] Romadun trying to get the crowd hype. They just lost the game. They just lost the game! Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you guys [__] [__]? You're fired! You're fired, bro! You're [__] fired! Y'all suck! You [__] suck!
Oh my God, burn the city of Chicago! Resurrect King Von! Everybody in Chicago, go to hell, bro! Are you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind? Are you guys [__] stupid? Are you serious? You have one timeout! This man is running down the field! Raise the roof! Raise the roof! It's Thanksgiving, guys! Woohoo! I'm happy to be here!
Are you stupid? Are you dumb? Oh my God! Yo, you've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me, bro! Bears fans, I'm sorry. Sorry, Bears fans, I'm so sorry. They got y'all back. They got y'all back into this game. They got y'all interested in this [__] game just for that to be the way they lose, bro! Are you kidding me?
Yo, I might just consider going and doing crime, bro! Shyra Resurrection again, son! I'm about to crash out! Call me Bloody Hound, little Jeff! This is ridiculous, fam! Are you out of your [__] mind? This man got sacked with 32 seconds left! You have a timeout remaining! You have a timeout remaining!
These [__] is celebrating! Call hike, bro! Get back on the line of scrimmage! Call hike! You have one timeout! Just get a field goal range! Give yourself a chance to score! This [__] trying to call a play! Call hike right now! Call hike right [__] now, bro! What are y'all doing?
Look at the people on the sideline! Look at the players on the sideline like, "Yo, hurry up, please!" Bro, oh my God! And look at Romadun just running down the field! This is on a [__] mariachi band! Is he part of the freaking HBCU week? Is it Battle of the Bands over there? This man running down the field like this!
I want to be a Chicago Bear right now! I want to be a Chicago Bear right now! I want to be a Chicago Bear right now! I want to be a Chicago Bear right now! This [__]—this man is dancing down the field! What the hell, bro? Homie hit the gritty! He hit the gritty down the field!
Oh my God! So, yo, these dudes is [__]! These dudes is [__]! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! The Bears are who we thought they were! The Bears are who we thought they were! Play three quarters! The Bears are who we thought they were!
You've got to be kidding me, bro! You've got to be [__] kidding me, bro! Y'all lost like that? Y'all lost like [Music] that? You were in field goal range! Illegal hands to the face! You take a sack! You don't take the sack for 17 seconds! You have a timeout in your back pocket! [Music]
Everybody need to be fired, bro! Everybody need to be fired, bro! Everybody need to be fired, bro! Everybody need to be fired, bro! Cancel Thanksgiving in the state of [__] Illinois, bro! Chicago fam, like, yo, R, the team playing better not even touch down! Call a Malaysian Airlines! The team need to go missing! Get a brand new Chicago Bear squad out there! The whole plane need to go missing!
This is ridiculous! Are you [Music] serious? Mans went down with 33 seconds left! They barely got the snap off with the timeout in your back pocket! Are y'all serious? Romadun going down the field dancing! Mans look like he was part of air traffic control! We need you to land here!
Uh, we got one plane coming in this direction to gate number 76! It's occupied, but we need you to come into gate number 69! Nice! What are you doing, sir? Caleb Williams over here trying to direct traffic! Look like he talking about, "Oh, crazy! That's the play of the day!" Call the [__] snap!
I'm as confused as the alligator is for Chicago! Legitimately makes no [__] sense, bro! You have a timeout in your back pocket! If you don't know what the [__] you doing, call timeout! And that's not even only on Caleb Williams! Eberflus is right next to the [__] referee!
You see the defenders, the special teams players, the bench players, the rotational players, the whole staff is on the sideline [__] jumping like, "Yo, call the [__] snap! Hike the ball! Hurry up!" And these [__] is over here trying to—what are we doing? Are we going to run the ball or are we going to pass?
Hey, we're running out of time! We have two more plays! Shuck! He took another sack! Oh no, man! We're over here in Detroit! What are we going to eat after the game? I think I want a Coney Dog! Do you want a Coney Dog? I love Coney Dogs! HDE the [__] ball! What are you doing? You getting paid millions, you stupid [__] son!
I'm not even a Bears fan! Why would you do this? The game was on the [__] line! You lost five yards in a row! What are you doing? This the type of [__] that makes you want to do crime, son! Are you serious? If I was a Bears fan who attended this game, I'm immediately feeling matter! Excrement is exiting expeditiously from whatever cavity that exists in my body!
My pores, it's making its way to my hand, and I am vigorously, profusely, with all kinds of nefarious intent, throwing it in the direction of Caleb Williams, Eberflus, and the entirety of the Chicago Bear sideline! Are y'all dumb? You don't deserve the helmet and shoulder pads! I'm telling you right now, they're flying back to Illinois! The plane needs to go missing!
It needs to go missing! Amelia, can you hear me right now? Take over for the pilot for the Chicago Bears! They no longer need to be in the NFL! Eviscerate the [__] team! This is ludicrous! Lord Zeno, can you hear me right now? Eliminate the Chicago Bears, please! Super Dragon Balls, gather them expeditiously! Eradicate this football team!
What the [__] was that? What the [__] was [Music] that? I can't believe it, bro! I legit can't believe it! Eberflus, you coached your final game the moment you walked into the facility! Even if they let you in, immediately ownership should say, "Remove this cracker from my show! Get this man off the [__] goddamn team!"
Caleb Williams needs to go one-on-one with this crazy [__] immediately! The B George H's wife probably still alive! Guess what? She need to be dealt with too! Get the entire staff the [__] up out of here, bro! Get him the [__] up out of here, bro! This is ludicrous! Absolutely ludicrous!
Are y'all serious? This is how you end the game? Prime time! Thanksgiving [__] is watching with their families! Casual fans who don't even really like football like that! You got people who are scrolling through television! "Oh man, I'm on the Zeus Network! They don't got these baddies fighting against each other! I guess I can watch football!"
They said Shuzi was performing at halftime! Oh my God! Look at those guys wearing the helmets! They're so cute! Let me watch this game! And they saw your dumb ass go out there and do this! That's how you perform in front of the world? You got people in Chicago, Illinois, choking on turducken, choking on candied yams, choking on mac and cheese because you ended the game like this!
There should be crimes issued against the Chicago Bears! [__] need to be taken with all forms of litigation against this ball club! The hell was that? Your wives, girlfriends, side chicks, situationships, they should all go unfucked for the remainder of the year by any of you! Your ladies will be seeing members of the Detroit Lions and countless other rapscallions around the country!
You going to come home at 3:00 a.m. in the morning? "Baby, I'm home!" But you going to be hearing her like, "L, it's another man in your wife!" Somebody else [__] your wife because you come out on national television and you do this [__]! Are you [__] dumb? Are you stupid? You deserve everything that's coming to you!
Chills! This is how real it is to the Rock! That's how real it is to the Rock! 'Cause you do some [__] like this, you don't deserve no [__]! You don't deserve no nothing! No game checks whatsoever coming to even theond! I'm getting chills! That's what it means to the Rock, baby!
You've got to be kidding me, bro! Y'all go out there and flop like this? There is no passion! There is no vision! There is no aggression! There is no [__] mindset in this football club! Nothing is there! What the hell is there in this football? You got to explain that [__] to me, bro!
I guess Caleb Williams must have thought he was living in the JoJo Bizarre Adventure goddamn league! And immediately after the football, after you get sacked, all of a sudden time stops as if [__] Brando was out there and hit you with the— But last I checked, that's not how it works, dummy!
Yeah, yeah, dummy! Yeah, yeah, dummy! Yeah, yeah, dummies! Straight up [__] dummies, bro! What the hell was that? I can't, I can't, I can't wrap my mind around some [__] like this, bro! I can't! Somebody better wake up in the afterlife! You going to be dancing right next to [Music] this! You don't need to be here, bro! You don't need to be here, bro!
Boys need to get—I'm crashing out, fam! Oh boy! There's one man who I could call! Chris! [Applause] You going to have to die! Here comes the United States Champion, Chris BW! He's not going to do what I think is he? Oh no! Come on! 16-foot arms are CL already! I can't believe it! Off the ground! Is he—who he did? Yes, he is!
Look, J! Now I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand! Really need to be dealt with, bro! This is ridiculous! I can't, I can't, I can't, bro! I can't, bro! I might just have to put y'all [__] in the Death Note! I might just have to put y'all [__] in the Death Note, bro! 'Cause this is ridiculous!
I can't, I can't wrap my mind around that [__], bro! Bears fans, you thought you had yourself a comeback? Yes, I did! Absolute ridiculousness! Straight up [__] lunacy, fam! The Detroit Lions told the Chicago Bears to take out their Metro cards and get aboard the [Music] L train!
You've got to be [__] kidding me, bro! You lose? Y'all ain't nothing but some failures! Give them their dinner! Fresh hot ALS! Fresh hot ALS! Fresh hot ALS! Fresh hot ALS! Fresh hot ALS! Fresh hot ALS! Get your lemon! Watch over you lose!
Y'all Bears fans, I am sorry! You got to deal with this [__], fam! 'Cause how the [__] does that happen, fam? I need a drink! [Music] This is ridiculous! This is ridiculous! I'm not even a [__] Bears fan! Man, I might have sosis by morning if I was a [__] Bears fan, bro!
This the type of [__] that starts a bar fight! I need video footage of bars and sports lounges that were watching the game in real time! Matthew P and say, "Is that worse than Pickens?" Without question! Worse than Pickens! Without question! Worse than Pickens! Because that was a meltdown from Pittsburgh at the end!
But you at least your offense got the football back with an opportunity! Like you [__] yourself defensively by accepting the penalty, Mike Tomlin! But the crash out from Pickens, you knew that was going to [__] happen! This right here? Unacceptable! Inexcusable!
There's a reason why you lost six consecutive games! There's a reason why you lost six consecutive games! Shout out to Ross who popped into the chat like, "You got to be kidding me, bro! Like what the [__], fam? What the [__]? Send them to the XFL, bro! Send them to the MFL! Go to Mexico! Put them behind the border, bro! These [__] don't need to be in the league no more, son!
Somebody res—get the senzu bean for George H right now! Bring this [__] back to life so he could watch the Bears, and then he going to die again, son! Like this, this, this is ridiculousness! This is ridiculous! How does this happen? How?
Nron, Nron, put one on! I appreciate you, Mark Jackson! But two say, "Growing up as a Bears fan, you become numb to it!" I could imagine, bro! It's brutal, son! Kicking in with Raw say, "Yeah, you're not a Bears fan, but you're disappointed, bro!" 'Cause like legitimately, as a football fan, when you see stuff like this, you scratch your head!
'Cause you're like, "Yo, y'all are professionals!" Like call it what it is! Like I'll never be a professional football player, right? I gave it an attempt, it didn't work out! I didn't make it past the college level, right? So you're watching the game, but you watched enough football to have an understanding!
Now you're dealing with professionals who get paid handsomely, might I add, to do this at the highest level possible! And you mean to tell me y'all can't get a snap off when you have a timeout remaining and 25 plus seconds to get a play in? Like worst case scenario is you lose a timeout that you would have kept in your back pocket!
So that you can call, you know, a timeout when you get into field goal range or whatever the conclusion of the third down play is, right? So worst case scenario, you call a timeout! You don't take a snap until there's six seconds left! What? This the type of [__]? I can tell you from the high school and college level, in practice, you go over the two-minute drill, game simulation!
You go over this [__]! How do you not even get a play off? Like illegal hands to the face? Okay, that backs you up five yards! All right, Caleb Williams takes a sack! They didn't block Zarius Smith! You lot a free rusher! You went empty formation! You knew they brought six! You didn't have somebody hot! Homie didn't throw the football away!
Okay, but you got to have an understanding! After that happens, get back to the line! Dudes is legit! Everybody on the field confused! What's even worse is the center is aware of the clock because you're looking up! So there's no way you two aren't [__] rushing to go and snap!
He might as well have been screaming, "Yo, okay, I'm going to snap it! I'm going to snap it!" Like somebody got to have some form of authority on offense to get things going, bro! Like whoever got DJ Moore got that CED on his chest! I think Caleb Williams got that C! Take that [__] off, bro! Take that [__] the [__] off!
[__] better be legitimately getting physical in the locker room! There's no way [__] is not putting hands on somebody! 'Cause this the type of loss that make you want to fight somebody! Like you shouldn't be talking, "Oh, I'm going to try to talk life into somebody! I'm going to try to talk some accountability into my teammate!"
This the type of [__] where legit you got to put hands on somebody! Y'all got to fight! Get in people's face, bro! 'Cause it comes a point where you got to have a level of pride, fam! And I'm not even saying that from a perspective like, "Yo, you lost! Let's be salty about it! Let's just go and fight each other for no reason 'cause we angry!"
Y'all finding ways to lose games! Hail Mary Stevenson over here [__] dancing, taunting the damn fans! He not guarding nobody! Then you end up tipping in the end of Noah Brown! You lose! You got a game-winning, game-tying field goal situation against Green Bay! You can't even freaking get the field goal to go through the uprights!
'Cause I believe it messed around and got blocked! You lose! You go to overtime against Minnesota! You can't figure out how to finish the game! Although it's a fourth-quarter rally, which is all well and good! Overtime come, you end up taking a sack! You got to kick the ball away! Minnesota drives all the way down the field! Field goal, you lose!
First half, this goddamn game! Three straight three-and-outs! These [__] had ran 34 plays when you only ran nine! You had 11 yards of total offense to their near 200! Second half, Eberflus, halftime says, "Yo, man, they going to figure it out!" Ultimately, y'all mess around and do that drive down the field! Opportunity to win this game from the one-yard line!
What the [__] do you do? Can't even get a goddamn snap off! Somebody going to have to fight, bro! At one point, something's got to give! Something's got to [Music] give! I can't, I can't, I can't! As a football fan, former football player, and truly as a man, this the type of [__] that really, really gets you pissed off, bro!
You can't go home, look your wife in the face after something like this! You can't go home, look your girl in the face after something like this! You can't go and hug your children who wearing your jersey after something like this, bro! This legitimately a type of situation where you get home, you sit in the car outside for like an hour!
Like you know the ongoing, like the meme or the understanding of like when the dude come home from work and you got to mentally prepare to go face your wife and your family after work? This one of those situations! This one of them things where it's silent for the longest, bro! The Bears are who we thought they were! Crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!
I just—wow, bro! Yeah, this is without question the [__] clitter alert of the year! Without question! This is the [__] clitter of the year, bro! I might just have to put this entire [__] reaction into the commentary! Like I'm genuinely frustrated! Like I'm not even—dare I say angry, bro? I'm—I can't even say low-key angry! I—I'm enraged behind this!
I'm not even a Bears fan! I'm enraged behind it! And if I feel this way, what way do Bears fans feel like, bro? You lose like that! And moreover, you know who I really feel bad for? The Bears defense! 'Cause they were getting carved the [__] up in the first half! They played magnificent football in the second half!
They gave up seven points! Missed field goal from Jake Bates! When you needed stops, they came up with those stops! And this how you lose? 16 points maybe what was on the board, but it felt so much worse than that! Like legitimately, the Bears was three and out on offense! The Lions drive all the way down the field and score!
If the Bears weren't so [__] phenomenal in the red zone, this would have been a blowout long before, bro! Like Loki could have been 28 to zero! Like that—that wasn't a good snap! Could have been 28 to Z! Like that! And this how you lose? I clamp God Prof 5-1 say should have had bro fired before the last ball touched the ground!
Indeed! I just—and I need to understand why Romadun was over here trying to get the crowd hype during the play! Like, I don't—insanity, bro! Insanity! This one of those things that really make you—like this the edge of the bed! Sit in the dark and question what the [__] happened!
And I say that from a player's perspective! Like most times whenever I talk football, I always talk from a player's perspective! Not even from a fan's perspective! All you can do is watch! But it's incredibly frustrating! Because one of the things that I always say, this because there's a disconnect, of course, and a lack of relatability!
Because these [__] is paid! Like if you—you got to take into account with the life of a common man or common woman! Just so happens to be like not everybody's just living lavish or whatever the case may be, right? So football, sports, whatever, you're your sort of escape! Just so happens to be, it's exactly that—an escape!
So I get an opportunity to gather around with my family, whatever the case may be! And it's Thanksgiving, so you're probably around family or friends, whatever it is! And you get a chance to watch your team! You're escaping from the world! "Oh man, I got back—I got debt! I got back child support! I got a [__] up, you know, ailment in my body! I'm just dealing with a death in a family!
You know what? I'm going to watch my Chicago Bears! That'll make me feel better!" Right? And then they do this, bro! You probably looking at life like, "Yo, what the [__]?" What the hell? Like from a player's perspective and anybody outside of the offense, the 11 who was on the field, you're like, "Yo, you couldn't ask for a better second half!"
And this how we lose? It's deflating! Because you got to take into account those who never—exactly like 2018 Jr. Like in the finals, but this is on a different scale! But consider the Bears lost five straight games! And let me just put this into context for you, right? If Chicago—'cause there's no guarantee that they would have won!
They were in field goal range, but there's no guarantee they would have won, right? But let's just say they won this game and they went to 5-6 instead of, um, well, uh, if they improved, uh, not from 5-6, but let's just say they improved to, um, 5-7 instead of now 4-8, right?
If you take a look in the division, right? Not even the division, 'cause the division is already wrapped up! But if you take a look in the conference, Chicago at 5-7 puts them right behind like the Niners and the entirety of the NFC West, right? But in the conference right now, they would have been in the mix!
'Cause remember, it's seven teams that make it to the postseason! You're only two games behind the Commanders, and the Commanders lost three straight! If the Commanders fall off of a cliff, you just keep pace! Or maybe you able to gain some momentum! You could possibly make the playoffs!
Good Lord, Bears fans, I'm sorry! Congratulations to the Lions! Y'all got your W! I'll take one more drink, and then I'm up out of here! I'll take one more drink, and then I'm up out of here! So cheers to you!
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