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Reporting live from Westminster. Sightings of spray painted dots running rampant all over The UK. What? Why are the fucking dots everywhere? Well?
Is it some kind of mysterious code signal secret service y shit? What's coming? Where are they from? Good evening, New York City. I'm Don Liddell from reporting live from channel twelve headquarters.
We have some interesting news for you this evening, but first, our headline story. Swedish, house, mafia. I know mafia about I know about mafia. I know about the Israeli Italian mafia. I even know about the Russian mafia.
But you don't know nothing about the Swedish house mafia. There doesn't seem to be any method to the madness. From billboards to buildings to subway stations, the total number of reported sightings now are in the thousands. And while New Yorkers are reporting more discoveries by the day, no one seems to have cracked the code. Pollution dots throughout the city are leaving New Yorkers puzzled.
What appears to be spray painted dots have been reported all around the city. Rumors are circulating that the dots are tied to the electronic producers and DJ collective known as Swedish House Mafia. The same spray painted dots plastered on the iconic Milton Keyes concrete cows in the Southeast Of England. So what do you think is the connection between these dots and Swedish house mafia? And who?
I know girls like to get hella drunk and dance to it. So do you see any connections between these Dutch and Swedish House Mafia? Who? Who the fuck is Swedish house mafia?