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So much for coming out and helping me today. Seriously, it's the least I could do. What? It's the least I could do, man. You did the absolute least you could do.
Well, I mean, you could have done a lot more.
Well, yeah, I probably could have done a little more.
Then why am I over here giving you my appreciation and thanks?
Hey man, I feel like I did a lot today.
Yeah, by doing the absolute least you could do.
I could have done a lot less.
I could have done a lot less. I saw you; you chose to do the least amount of work you could do. I saw you picking up the most lightweight boxes you could find.
Whoa, whoa, hey man, whoa, whoa! I helped you out a ton today.
Yeah, I really appreciated everything you did for me until you told me it was the absolute least you could have done. You helped me more, man, especially when you know I need your freaking help today. You know I need you today.
Look man, it's just a phrase, all right? I feel like I did a lot today, and saying that it was the least I could do was just like saying I owe you for the other day you helped me out with Chelsea.
You owe me?
What? I don't owe you anything!
I think you owe me an apology for doing the absolute bare minimum.