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No Duel Monsters were harmed during the making of this episode. Except for Kuriboh.
Joey: Help! I'm being chased by the slowest dragon in the universe! Think of all the card games I'll never play! Oh no! It's Kaiba-zilla! I knew he'd come for me one day!
Kaiba-zilla: If you think this is huge, then you should see my ego! Now sit at your master's feet like the dog that you are!
Joey: But I don't wanna be a furry!
Kaiba-zilla: Shut up and bend over.
Furry Joey: yes, master. *Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer* Nyeeh! Man, what a nightmare! That was almost as bad as that dream I had where Kaiba beat me in a card game.
Yugi: Actually Joey, I think that really happen- It was a dream!
Téa: Hey Yugi, Mai Skankentime told me to give you this letter. How the hell am I supposed to read this? It's just a bunch of pink smudges.
Tristan: Yugi's got a girlfriend! That does it! Tristan is so getting a Mind Crush!
*Opening Theme* ♪ "Kawaita Sakebi Ga" ♫ *Opening Theme* ♪ "Todoke Fly At Higher Gaaaammmmeeee" ♫
Check it out! I've been working on my dance moves! I call this one the Joey.
Yugi: Joey, that's the worst dance I've ever seen. you're just jealous
Zombie-boy: Braaains!
Henchman #1: You said it, Zombie -boy.
Henchman #2: Oi, isn't that Yugi; the only person on the island whose hair is more ridiculous than ours?
Zombie-boy: Brains.
Henchman #2: Let's go do more cliché henchman things.
Henchman #1: Okay.
Bandit Keith: Excellent work, my fellow Americans! It sounds like those kids are about to fall right into my trap. In America.
Henchman #2: Oi, boss, you know we're not actually in America, right? I don't understand a word you just said! Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand.
Joey: I gotta go take a whiz.
Yugi: Too much information, Joey!
Bandit Keith: That graveyard arena should be around here somewhere. These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark. But I refuse to take them off because I'm an American. And Americans always wear sunglasses. Now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. "Alas poor Yorick. I knew him." "In America"
Zombie-boy: Brains? Ain't nothing like getting out what you gotta get out. Hello. Did you enjoy watching me pee?
Henchman #1: Rise and shine, dweeb! Hey, where the heck are we?
Zombie-boy: Brains! Oh no, it's a goth!
Yugi: I wonder what's keeping Joey. If he's gone much longer, we'll have to give his screen time to Bakura.
Bakura: Let's ditch the tosser!
Téa: Score, A wallet! Finders Keepers!
Tristan: Hey, that's Joey's fine-ass sister! I'd recognize that "Come-Hither Look" anywhere.
Yugi: Let's all wander blindly into that cave over there.
What do you people want from me? Your star chips, dweeb! I have a score to settle with Pegasus, so Zombie -boy here is gonna beat you in a card game.
Why didn't you just take my star chips when I was unconscious?
Shut the hell up! It's time for Zombie -boy to sing the American National Anthem! In America! Brains, brains brains brains brains...
Henchman #1: He has the voice of a zombie angel. We can't find Joey anywhere! This is so totally the opposite of Super Special Awesome! Whatever that is..
Bakura: Look, a couple of coffins! These will come in handy when we kill Joey for making us look for him.
Téa: Oh no, a supermodel...
Yugi: Stop trying to make out with Téa! That's my job!
Yugi touched me. That means we're engaged! *Thriller - Michael Jackson*
Hey, what happened to Bakura? Maybe they finally wrote him out of the show.
Bakura: Help! This supermodel is one of my fangirls!
All: Not a fangirl!! Come back here and help me, you wankers! Who's smexy now, bitch? We should be okay as long as you guys don't trigger any more obvious traps. Oh, smack! Is everyone from England a total spaz, Bakura? Pretty much. *Katamari On The Rocks - Katamari Damacy* Gangway! Women and she-males first! Oh bollocks! It got Bakura! Good! I shall avenge his death! My voice keeps me super strength! *Record Scratch* Holy sh*t, it really does!
Yugi: Oh, it was just a balloon with a speaker inside. I guess I wet my pants for nothing..
Somebody... tell my fangirls... I love them... Looks like Bakura's scarred for life again. I sure wish Yugi were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without his help?
Don't worry Joey! We're here to rescue yo- Wait a second. Have you been playing a card game? We were worried sick about you...
Hey, I'm trying to regain my self esteem here!
You hang out with us, you don't have any self-esteem. (realization) Oh yeah..
Seems you're out of luck, dweeb! Zombie -boy's monsters are about to wipe out your Life Points. Let me guess: "In America", right?
I wasn't gonna say that... in America.
Joey, you can still win! Just remember your love for Serenity, and you can do anything!
You're right, Yugh! That was my favorite Joss Whedon movie! This is for cancelling Firefly, you goth bastard!
Brains? Well, Joey it looks like you learned an important lesson. The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain. I also learned that I'm secretly a furry! Once again, too much information, Joey. Let's get out of here before we get eaten by a grue!
Henchman #2: They'll never be able to get past this cardboard cutout of a boulder! Another victory for America.
Joey: It's no use. It's made of solid cardboard.
Téa: I can't believe I'm trapped in a cave with four guys.
Bakura: Fancy a shag, Téa? Oops. I mean three guys. * The Gonk - Herbert Chappell * (end theme from Dawn of the Dead) Get out of my head! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!