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THE MOST CATFISHED GIRL ON THE INTERNET EP83 TURND ON

TURND ON PODCAST18:04

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Oh, so you like our new layout? You hate the colors of the layout. I just think that bed sheets is guys have blue bed sheets. Yeah, so it's perfect for you. I said white. Luke was like, "I know what I'm doing," and he picked this kid's [ __ ] right here. I think that you guys should have hit it with a steamer. It's gonna look better once everything's finished. We literally just moved in here. Yeah, why didn't you steam it? But you don't know what he's saying. He's like, "I'm gonna be like six oh [ __ ] to make the bed." Yeah, I have the visual thing also. You know, in Too Tall and we almost rocked the car.

Oh, so what happened? So you guys were, he picked you up from the airport. Yeah, we chatted for a while. And what happened? We put our bad blood beside this. You know what? Hold on a second. He said you were coming on the Pod and I was like, "You never talked to him." So he had no idea that I was pissed at him. Yeah, see that's what's up because he was like, "She's gonna come on the Pod." And I was like, "Are you guys chilling?" He's like, "You hated me." And I was like, "Yeah, no." But you also were in the car and you were like, "I thought you hated me." Well, yeah, I was like, "[ __ ] this guy if like this [ __ ] [ __ ] you were an [ __ ] during AVM." I'm gonna take her side on that. You were so, nothing was going our way for Avian. That is true. Nothing went our way. I bought, I brought all the equipment. I brought you dead mouse. He was, he was kind of an [ __ ] too. He's very much an [ __ ]. I'm gonna look around the camera and say you're coming [ __ ]. But we brought all the equipment and then I realized that I left all the microphones. I remember you texted me and I was like, "I'll [ __ ] do you forget?" Stupid, stupid.

What's up everybody? Welcome back to Turn Up Podcast. We're here at my new house and our new layout. Brought a bed. It's, it was kind of Luke's idea. It was kind of some, it was probably, yeah, it was kind of your idea. Yeah, it's cool. We're gonna, that's my idea. Yeah, I'm excited that you're actually here though. Luke, do you want to do a proper introduction of your new friend? We were friends. You guys, you guys, I didn't know she, we're gonna get back into that. But like, do a proper introduction of your smoking hot friend, please. Introduce her. Let her introduce herself. No, you owe an apology. So give a proper introduction. Sabrina Nicole. We are super excited to have you on Turned On Podcast today as friends. I'm so happy we're friends. I mean, I didn't, I didn't think we weren't friends. No, I did because I, we, no, the first day we got Tavian, you, that we had some people over and you came over and came in the hot tub. Yes, please. I like some drama. But I did. Yeah, yeah, bring it out. You were so sweet and kite when we were shooting. Yes, but then the absolute millisecond that Lana walked into the vicinity of you, you're like, "Okay, old news, new person, come here." Like you were just, I mean, and that's fair, but I was like, "God damn, like I was like, hi, I'm still here. Like we, you don't need to like me or anything, but I, like I exist as a human being. I'm right here." And then you just came all over my face. And then, anyway, what I remember Lana coming in, but you were like, you were like a kid in a candy shop. You're like, "Nothing else matters to me except for this person right here." So sorry, new person that I just met, you're not important right now. And I was like, "If we had been like prior, like we've been friends prior to that, I would be like, alright, yeah, that's chill." But like, I just met you and my only interaction was with you shoving your dick in my mouth. Don't forget to be like, ah, your time is over. Well, I was trying to shoot with a lot of people because I'm never on the West Coast. But to be fair, the second day, no one else mattered because I met someone at Avian and then no one else mattered. But then there was also, he was trying to find you or you were, I was trying to find him in person. You go, "Oh, well, if you want to do it, just come find me." Yeah, I was like, "I'm literally looking at you right now." Yeah, but I think and then immediately I left and I started texting him. I'm like, "You're a little friend." And just like, wait, I like said him. I got paragraph. I was so angry. And then you like would not answer me. And you would just see me be like, "[ __ ] up." And then you would just walk right past me. And I'm like, "Oh, I [ __ ] hate this guy." Yeah, that's why that's why I said, "Yo, are you sure you want her to come on the Paw?" Dude, like there's a lot of components though. And you wanted to do the, you wanted to do the Tesla scene in Vegas. I think you did. No, I didn't. I wasn't doing white girl at all. At all. No, it was, it was a discussion. There was a discussion maybe. Oh, yeah, I wanted to do it, but I didn't want to release until I was ready to like actually release boy girl stuff because I was giving you the run around because you're like, "I'll pay you for your first boy girls." You know, like, you don't have enough white girls. Oh, I was ready to take it all out of the account because I told you 200,000. No, that was my second number. Yes, it was because I told you I made a hundred thousand dollars off my first [ __ ] scene, so I wanted to double that for my sex scene. But we got down to discussing a a boy girl for interracial. Correct. But I've already done that. Well, we're talking eight months ago. Yeah, yeah. But you hadn't done it at the time. No. Yeah, right. And I think that was where we were getting somewhere. I, but that was a long time ago. Yeah, but now you're here and Luke apologized with his dick inside you in his car. He didn't apologize. No idea. But I told him, I'm like, "When I told him I hated him." He's like, "Like we had just filmed it." Well, you didn't say that. You said, "I thought it's nice." You said, "I know that I hated do." Yeah, that is true. You're like, "I thought you hated me." I was like, "No." And then you were like, "I hate you." On his dick's like flat. I like that we're kind of picking on him. He always picks on me, so this is nice. I'm a bully. That's good. That's good.

All right, so, uh, it's been eight months since I've seen you. Yes. Uh, you've been doing a whole lot of sexy sex now with dudes. Yeah. What's? I have been. Yeah. Um, I still haven't worked with it with a company yet and I don't think I will. Okay. Um, but I did. I've been doing, I think I've been releasing at least four boy girl scenes a month since then. That's a lot. It's why so many, like a release schedule. I do a solo or a girl girl every Wednesday and then every Friday is a boy girl. Okay. That's what I do. So from January till now, it's, you've been doing, wow. Yeah. What is that? 40. 32. Wow. So you just, like, I'm strangely good at math. Jumped on it and it's all new people. Actually, I've only reworked with one person and I love him. His name is Apollo Banks. He's great. I love him. And I'm about to rework with Alex Jones. That obviously was a great endeavor. Alex is very liked on this podcast. I love Alex. Alex is amazing. His, his capability of being able to get lighting and angles right and also be very gentle with the absolute monstrosity that he has between his legs. Actually, stop recording. The first, he had to like physically like stretch me out with his penis, which I didn't think was like a thing you could do because I tried working with Girth Master and his dick when he would try to go in, would just do this like we've, I couldn't. We did a, what is it? It was him, Quentin James and Chloe Temple and she wanted to get stuffed, right? And he was the anchor of it and Quentin was trying to get in and because there was just no [ __ ] room. But then Quentin was the anchor and then Alex just got in like no problem. But that dude's got a massive, massive wiener. Yeah, but he's so sweet. I'm working with him on Saturday. That's what's up. Yeah. How many, uh, how many guys are you titty [ __ ]? You, you like a lot? Really? Yeah. I recently, I worked with this guy, Mike Mancini, and we did a, we did a tit [ __ ] until like a pro Nexus, which was my first one I ever did. But it was where they come like right here and then it like spills out. But apparently this was really deep, so it didn't go anywhere. And then I kind of turned the ball to come just spilled out on my bed. That's what it's called, a pearl necklace. Yeah, we did titty [ __ ] just now. No, no. First time. First time. But it's not that off. I said most recently. It's not very often. I can't, I can't give you like, so I can maybe count on my hands how many times I've done it. Just not a big fan of it. People just, I just don't remember it. Wow. Yeah. Um, I don't think it's one of my favorite. You like suffocating dudes with your knockers? Although I agree because it's like, what am I supposed to be like, "Oh yeah, like I'm not feeling anything." There's a feeling there. Wait, when you're, when you're on top? When I'm on bottom and they're like, "[ __ ] my tits." And then it's kind of like this weird hunched frog kind of situation where they're like, and they're never, it's never a hot phase because like, it's like whenever a guy's on top, your faces are generally like maxed. My face is like down here, so they're craning their head down, creating like neck folds and stuff where they're like, it's not hot. So I'm just like, "Oh yeah, [ __ ] my toads." I don't like it like that angle. I like it if I'm like sitting. Yeah, I'll do that a lot. And then I'll just kind of like, you know, bounce it like that. Bounce it, you know, slam them around. So I want to get to know you. I want to know what turns you on, what gets you going. So what is the, what is the riskiest thing you have ever done but you didn't get caught? What we just did today. Yeah. Oh, but also, also I did [ __ ] a boyfriend of mine. My gosh. I [ __ ] a boyfriend of mine across, across from where my father was out. Wow. Like, like not in a house, like outside in the bushes. Wow. Yeah, you were in the bushes. We were, oh, actually, we're on an ATV. So ATV, bush, and then the street, and then my father playing it with my brothers. Yeah, honestly, but I'm so scared to do stuff like that. So you don't like public stuff? Gets so scared. And then I'd be scared if my father was across the street and I'm [ __ ] banging it out. For sure. I know, but if it was like, you know, the neighbor. Oh, another one too. When I was younger, um, I really liked this guy with the same birthday. He was really hot at the time. Now he's like a mega Trump supporter, really fat dude that did a lot of drugs. But he was, he literally took 100 of me to go buy NOS when we were in high school. So I don't know what I expected. I never got that hundred dollars back. Um, but I do remember when he finally thought that I was attractive. My first hookup with him was, uh, it was, it was literally a bed right here, and then there was like this futon thing here, and it's me and my gay friend around the bed, and then he's there, and then, um, and then hit Mark had, sorry, I, you know, his name's Mark. Um, Mark's here, and then Mark has a friend right there. And then Mark like shimmy is his way up into the bed and just like starts fingering me. And then my gay friend looks at me and he's like, and I'm like, "I've never had this happen to me. You better not roll your eyes. Like this is so hot. I had a crush on it for forever. You know, this, we have the same birthday." Yeah. And then like, oh, my, oh, all the memories are flooding back to me. And then another time I blew him in the car because I lived in Pennsylvania and if you wanted anything like Taco Bell, anything other than McDonald's, you have to drive an hour. Yeah. So we're in this car, we're all stoned and I'm in the back with Mark and I'm blowing him while his friends are like focused on the driving. Okay, so yeah, you do like risky. That's, I like after. That's not really risk. 17. I mean, it's like, could get caught. I don't want to get caught. Who? By the friends? I don't want his friends saying my gay friend. I could give a [ __ ]. But I feel like back then, like high school days, yeah, like I'm sure you, I would be [ __ ] in front of all your friends, right? I would be so embarrassed. And then also they would tell everybody at school. But I [ __ ] in front of all my friends. Yeah, if you were [ __ ] a chick and you're, it's porn. My bro, before I even thought about doing porn, um, puberty's still awkward. I feel like a lot of girls that like parties and stuff, yeah, behind a closed door. I'm sure in a closet door was off the hinge one time. People were walking by. [Laughter] I'm on the side. I'm on the same page with you. Back then, on high school, if you were having sex and a friend walked in, it was like, "Oh my god, dude." Oh, I did have another. This guy wanted to hook up with me. With me. Keep going. I'm gonna go get our food. Our, the bed was like this big, and it was me, the guy that I was kind of into, and then his friend that I didn't know was sleeping right there. And then the dude starts making moves on me. And then his friend wakes up. And then All-Star starts grabbing on me. And I was like, "Oh, I gotta go home." Like, this is not a situation I signed up for. I didn't know there was another person in the bed. That's [ __ ]. Wow. Can you, uh, can you think of what your body count might be? Guys and girls? 200 plus? Maybe F five? I mean, even just this year alone. Is there a number you're trying to hit before you die? No, I'm not. I have the exact number. Is that weird? 200 plus? No, I have the exact number, like of what I have. Oh, you've actually kept score your entire life? Yeah. Is that weird? Just a little weird. If you wanted to be weird, I suppose. Yeah, I guess. Just [ __ ] keep eating and talking. I mean, sure. Yeah, I don't care. Uh, I feel like if it's something that you want to like care about, go for it. I just have bigger priorities rather than knowing all the loser men I've let [ __ ] me because let's be honest, outside of the industry, dude, I let a lot of losers hit me. Yeah, I didn't say that. Yes, what I'm saying. Dude, the first guy I ever let hit is a [ __ ] gas station attendant. Wow. He wasn't one when we had sex with him. I was like 13. But that was the gas station. Oh my God. And then what about Tinder? How many Tinder dudes have you seen? I'm banned off of Tinder. I've actually never been able to use it. Bumble, a band. Hinge, band. Before being banned, number one most catfish woman on the internet. People use my face and ruin any chance I get. Really? On a dating app? What the hell happened? They have me IP and device banned. I have to get a whole new follower. What do you mean? You're the most hurt? What did you say? I have a nice article. Do you have a Vice article? Yeah, I'm one of the most catfish women. The guy got catfished four times trying to interview me. Four times. How do you become the most catfish person? I would love to know because I don't know why. Maybe it's because I changed my hair so frequently. Maybe it's because I look attainable, like a, like more of a normal girl. I have no idea. But my entire life is plagued with people pretending to be me, stealing people's money, time, energy, affection. Is there anything? Is there anything you can do about that? Like if you catch someone stealing, like pretending to be you and taking all that money? No, I'm not a lot. Yeah, but like, how much? Like, yeah, that's like super identity theft. Really. How much are the Tinder profiles making? And a lot of them, a lot of the times it actually, um, link my Instagram or my OnlyFans. So I don't care. Drones of people. But yeah, I can't do it. I have to meet people in real life. What do your DMs look like? It's honestly really [Laughter] sad. Now, any celebrities DM you? I wish. I still have my old. You remember iconic ones? David Spade. Really? And it was really, really cringy. Really, really. Wow. I have people that could attest. I just don't have screenshots. But he has a great story. Guess who's niece? He's [ __ ] David Spade's niece. No, no. You know Jenny Craig? No, wait. Jenny Craig. Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. Just like celebrities. No, David Spade was so infatuated with me for like two years. Like he, he was, he wanted to meet me so badly. It was crazy. He's like, "I'll pay for your flight. I'll pay for your hotel. You just have to have dinner with me." I'm not kidding. Do you know who Shwayze is? Shwayze? No. Uh, [ __ ] well, he was a one-handed one. He's in my roommate's DMs right now. I had dram. It was like a half a minute one-hit wonder. [Music] It's too fresh. Wait, can we bleep the name if I say it? Sure. Oh, wow. Hey, what's up guys? Hope you enjoyed the episode. If you'd like to see the full podcast, link is in the description. Head to the OF and everything is uncensored. The podcast and the hookup. I will see y'all next week.