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These simply lemonade. No, no, no, no. [Laughter] Oh, you're naked. I'm naked. I don't think hands don't come back. Touch them now. I wanna [ __ ] you tonight. I wanna [Music] [Laughter] Spread your legs into. Okay, we're on live stream right now. Swipe up. We're getting naked. I'm talking to these dumb dumbs. Let's go. I'm naked. Do you have only AJ? I don't yet. What I'm working on. We're going to talk about. Well, now stop dropping our phones. Hold on, hold on. Before you go live, before our drunk ass emits it. Are we not live right? We are live. We're alive. Hey, when we talk about it, just say when we did our, our scene, our threesome, our scene, our threesome. Oh my god. Plan is because he tastes like water. You don't have to specify though. That's what I'm saying. Rose water. We are alive and Adam's dick was like thick, dummy thick with two feet. Fantasy. So this is the new thing. Tastes like what? Let's get right into the tea. Let's get right into it. Okay, let's get right into the tea. And also, that's good. Can you close that door over there? Maybe I'll just start with this. Where's Lauren? Can she pull up this idea? My wife. But this is one thing that I noticed while I was watching you guys' pod. You guys need to like, wait for other people to finish talking more because like, with those [ __ ] girls, you were talking over them so bad. And I know that that pissed them off. And I just, I just throw it out there. I think that that would be one thing that you might want to focus on a little bit. It's waiting for people. We think that maybe we shouldn't interview two people at once. Maybe that was our problem. Um, maybe two people at once was a little much for us to handle on our first podcast ever. That does make sense. I felt like they were trying to run it though. Also, like, yeah, like they wanted our podcast to be exactly like theirs. And it's nothing like theirs. And we don't want it to be like theirs. Allegedly. I'll admit that I didn't watch the one that they did with you guys. You should. It's boring as [ __ ]. I mean, everyone is saying confident or positive comments about us, right? I think. See, okay, I want to get down to the the brass tacks of the situation, which is that. And also, I just want to clarify that I am really deep into poker tournaments. And one of them is seventeen thousand dollars for first. He's not looking at notes. He's literally playing [ __ ] poker. Yes. And also, I want you to know that I've had this talk with my girlfriend that when I am playing poker, it's not taking up like a gigantic percentage of my attention. It's taking up a percentage, but not all of it. So I feel like I'm, I'm incapable of interviewing you guys or whatever this is. Uh, we're interviewing you. However, you're on thoughts and training. If I seem like that's next door, it's because I'm, I'm getting my. Why can't you be intense about our accounts? You literally don't give a [ __ ]. I'm very offended. I'm intense about our conversations. We're interviewing you. No Jumper. I mean, Adam 22. I like when people come in though. I don't even know what the [ __ ] I call a you anymore. Dollar raise every day. How do you guys feel about that idea in particular? Like, I'm kind of like your boss. But I feel like I. You are a boss. Nobody. Do you feel like I'm kind of like managing you guys to a certain extent? Do you think that you don't get a [ __ ] but a podcast for No Jumper and how you are so far? Josh, I text him once a week and ask if the guest we're gonna have is okay. He says yes or no. I asked him. No, you said yes or no. The other things you ignore sometimes. I asked Josh if you manage us. I was like, I would like to ask you about that. Have a meeting because I would trust you more than anybody else. You do because I made you rich. You made me rich. And you gave me me rich. You gave me a job for my own parents. You feel like you're your parents personally? You're my dad. You're my dad. And you're my boss. I said, you are my dad and Lana is my mom. I'm honestly down with that. Like, like, so do you want to sign a contract? Because that we have to have a contract on. But do you think we should? I feel like you guys do. I feel like you should. Would you say that you guys view me as like a pimp almost? No, no. You're taking what that fat freaking man said. Did you say that? He literally called you our pimp. He was like, unless he texted me that and I'm drunk. Was there a? Was there a new video he made? He said, he said that. I think I heard that on live stream. Okay, yeah. On live stream or he texted. Because he called me crying a few days ago. Oh my god. Literally. He caught. Yeah, he literally called me crying a few days ago. I think. But I think it was on live stream. I don't know. We're a little drunk. But he did say that you are basically pimping us and we're doing this to like, you know, like you were like literally taking advantage of us type [ __ ] like pimping. No, I don't feel no ways. We don't agree at all. The [ __ ]. Why would we take an alcoholic site over yours? We're trying to get you drunk and you keep saying no. I know. I don't like, I don't really drink like that. What do you do? I smoke weed. Okay, that's cool. We don't do that. You know what's funny though? Is that my [ __ ] brain goes like, so fraud when I'm in a big hand. And I just bust out one of those tournaments. And for the record, I got [ __ ]. But that's okay. Did you lose money? Did you get [ __ ] raw? So you guys were in Vegas all weekend getting [ __ ] yeah, by Alex's brother. [ __ ] Alex, by the way, shout out to you. So you were like, [ __ ] these dudes basically to get at her? No, no. I've been like, I've been on them. Remember our first episode when I told you and you cut me off? Mike on the table. Psycho. I'm glad you guys decided just switch sides because they were saying that she shouldn't be in there. I'm too fat. Okay. She's too tall. Wait till I get my baby out. [ __ ] Why? Why did you get your lips even bigger? Because we wanted to. When we're rich. Yep. And I got Botox. Look, I cannot move my forehead. No, I'm frowning. We're not mad at you. This is me frowning. Do you see a [ __ ]? You need Botox in your eyes. I'm just high as hell. You smoke all day. No, you have wrinkles. I think I've heard of him actually because you keep posting about me. Is he the guy who says, I want a [ __ ] public? Nothing. Yeah, I mean, if you didn't know about his personality, you might think that he was kind of sexy. Okay, then no [ __ ] that. No [ __ ] that. No soul ties. So nobody knows. We do want to [ __ ] that. You've seen Young Thug? What's up with that? Yeah. Did you find? Show them my DMs. Gonna reveal now what his response was. Don't be afraid. Tell us on live stream. Me, Adam. He said, he said, I already [ __ ] Selena. First off, you have to specify what you DM'd me. I said, tell Young Thug, I will swallow seven nuts in a row of his. And what else did I say? Some other [ __ ]. I don't know. I'm afraid. That ain't no problem. I think I'm very horny. Yeah, because I was doing my little rap groupie thing. I was hanging out at the video shoot waiting for [ __ ] clowns. So what did you say? I need to know. Right. Very sad. What did he say? Yeah, what did he say? I screenshotted what you said about wanting to [ __ ] suck seven loads out of him at the same time. Right. Mm-hmm. And when he responded, right, he said, he's like, that ain't [ __ ] with the skull emoji. Like he's dead. Since he died. I think he's dead. He wants this soul battle. So is that a good? A good. I took it more as that he considers you like the grim reaper. Like that. Like he really thinks that you are [ __ ]. That's like the dead emoji. Like he thought she was joking. I'm not joking. No, he's not like that. Because if he did the skull and the laughing emoji, boom, then he's dead. Like, oh my god, I'm dead. He was just saying like, death. Like, I would not do that. I think, uh, that's all right. You'll miss me. I'm gonna kill myself. This is what's wrong with emojis. You take it somewhere and we take it the other way. He's lovingly laughing and he's definitely down with the. That's how it's okay. Now I'm very depressed and I want to die. What the [ __ ]? So he's basically saying that we should die. I don't know. That he would rather die than [ __ ] you as well. Well, then what about? That's kind of how I took it. Totally. What about Gunnar? You're gonna be gonna. Oh my god, you're right. Yeah, yeah. Is he gonna take his shopping? Don't surprise me. I did not say anything about you to Gunnar. Why would I? Only talk to him like 20 seconds. And you didn't mention me. You're fake. Yeah, you're the biggest boss I've ever had. Yeah, you're my man. Is safe. Oh, by the way, I know this girl, Selena Powell. Should probably [ __ ] you. I've never talked about it with her before, but she'd probably be down. You literally said that to somebody else. What's? Who's that fat guy that you tried to say that to? BFB. The Pac-Man. [ __ ] him. I want. He wants to train. He says that already. He wants you to settle down with him. He made that very clear to me. Nope. I [ __ ] one fat guy. You think I like fat men? What's wrong with you? I mean, I [ __ ] one fat man. To be fair, BFB is huge compared to Hack. To be fair, I would never be touched before academics. Is Humpty Dumpty. I saw that Photoshop you made. You didn't even laugh at it. I laughed at it properly. I was very, very offended. You don't like my tweets anymore? What's up with that? Yeah, and me too. I just got a new Twitter. I am Selena Powell. Go follow me now. I muted you. Is when are you guys gonna retire? Going to settle down? Decide that you hate me and Lena and want to get revenge on me? Never. Never will. Literally send a lifetime NDA forever and ever. Yeah, we literally love you and London. Like, what's so hard to accept? You never said anything. We literally got you guys baby because we never bring it because we're always too drunk to remember. I feel like you guys like though. You're like, we always forget. But we love you guys. We have no problem with you. But you guys like, don't like. And no offense to Elijah, because I haven't known about your history as a human being for nearly as long. But it seems like you guys just sort of like torpedo every relationship that you're in at some point. That's the problem. I'm friends with all of my exes. Attempt for two. Like, I'm very chill. I actually know. I do. But I like drama. I'm very good vibe. Yeah, no, she is cool. Her ex is actually really weird. Weird. Your ex is really weird. No, I'm always like, uh, okay. Why is that weird? But you can't. That makes it so much crazier. Like, when I think about all the Mormons I ever met in my life and what their parents would think about them sucking off a whole [ __ ] uh, yeah, San Antonio Spurs or whatever the [ __ ] it was. The Suns. I don't judge them because they've done a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] to me. I don't know if you listened to the podcast previously. They put me in rehab before I'd ever had sex, smoked weed, drank alcohol, anything, because I was just dating a guy that was a Mormon. And they put me in rehab where I lived with like meth, heroin addicts. Like, and that kind of put you on. And you realize like, I want to start getting [ __ ] up like these people. No, it didn't make. No, it actually means because you don't do heroin. No, I don't do drugs. I actually don't do drugs. But no, it made me actually a lot less judgmental of people like that. I was super just exactly like my parents, very judgmental. And I feel like it opened my eyes to that [ __ ] and I actually appreciate the experience. I don't regret it. Right. I learned a lot. But were you freaking off in rehab? No, you. It was like jail. I couldn't even go to the bathroom without someone like, I had to strip down and like show them in my mouth to make sure I didn't have drugs. Were you? Were you freaking off before that? No, I was. I had never even been fingered at that point. Wow. I turned 17 in rehab. You remember your first finger bang? Yes. That's hard. Yeah. What's happening? Shout out to all the finger bangers out there. What is this? There's probably people out there who who are just like, hella hyped on fingering. To bring in your questions. That's the only way I've ever squirted is from getting fingered. Really? The dick don't do it. The fingers does. Yeah, cause you use that hook. Yeah, that's why you got a [ __ ] guy who has one of those weird dick implants that makes his dick have a weird curl. You have to like push down on your stomach to make you squirt too. It's like, it's a science. I don't know. Have you guys ever dealt with dudes like male porn stars who shoot, shoot up their dick full of like silicone and stuff so it stays bigger? This is like a new thing that's very weird. No, apparently a lot of these guys are. I would never [ __ ] a porn star. You're anyway. Pointer to bring. I'm not a porn star. I'm. I'm not cam girl. You guys are both porn stars. Like it or not. To bring you. I'm not sure. You should be a porn star. You [ __ ]. No, I said that now because of what I did. Because of bringing you on the show. It's like, boom, lifetime as a porn star. Even though before you were just kind of more like a low-key only. Then I'm just the only van. Who? I'm not a point star. That's how you feel. Yeah. There is a big distinction these days. Why? What I'm just saying. Like, it used to be fun. It used to be like, if you did porn, that meant that you moved to Vegas or Miami or LA. And you were like, every day you went to [ __ ] scenes. And you went to these rented houses. You get [ __ ] by like 50 different dudes that are in this troupe. And they come out like the Putties and [ __ ] Power Rangers. And they were just [ __ ] banging you. And that's what it is to be a porn star. And now you're just a girl who gets a BBL. And you [ __ ] take pictures of your butt. And you suck your boyfriend's dick on OnlyFans. No, I'm talking about every girl. Every girl on [ __ ] earth is on that [ __ ] now. Anyway, Adam, to bring this to bring a question up to a rap. We have a fallout with people. Well, personally me, I have a fallout with people right who do me dirty. First, I've never been the one to like do someone dirty first. I'm always reacting. Does it drive you crazy that I don't let you get close enough of me to give you dirt on me so you don't have the opportunity? Never been like that. Even if, even if from the recent allegations, if you would have been like, yo, Selena, like, you just brought too much drama to my channel, I'm gonna have to let you go. There would be no beef. I would understand. Like, I was like, okay, right. She was honestly so scared. I knew. Yeah, I was really hurt because of the lies. I was like, dude, like, what about these people? Like, not these people. What about Flynn? And I don't like, truly like, believe this [ __ ]. Like, they could have like, I don't think these [ __ ] really understand like the harm that they could have caused type [ __ ]. Because I, you know me, like, I've literally been asking you for five months plus for our own show, right? And then when me and Eliza became like, really, really close, I brought a really good show to you. And you finally agreed. For a long time, I wasn't taking you seriously. I didn't think you were actually so. I was, yeah. So I was so happy. And I never had a. Until like two years ago, I never had a problem with Lena. Like, and I wanted her to know that. And I know me meeting her would finally clear that air. And when me and Lena looked into each other's eyes, and I genuinely apologized to her, I was like, thank God. Like, now she knows I [ __ ] I'm sorry. And then for three days later, first come out like, oh, she was trash talking. For the same narrative to go back out. I'm like, what the [ __ ]? Like, now I have to clear my name again. Like, bro, like, I'm so sick of that narrative. Like, I'm not in love with. I'm not in love with Adam. I'm not. I didn't tell those girls that you were in love with me. For the record, for the people at home, this is what these girls said. And me and Lena are sitting at home on like a [ __ ] Friday night or whatever, reading this. And we are like, trying to figure out if we believe it or not. Those girls know that I really. That's the thing is the internet though. Yeah. And they played off that. They they watched our interview and saw what they said. That they were studying until 4:00 AM in the morning. And they even admitted it. That they were starting us to 4:00 AM. They've asked us about our relationship with me and with me and you, with me and Lena. And all that [ __ ]. And we were open books. Like we said it. Like we said, we don't care. Atlanta was so nice to the person because she was like, she seemed so rude on the face. I'm called. We're like, yeah, but that's internet [ __ ]. Like, in person, she was so nice. I was like, she, I, I felt like she was my mom. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, I didn't definitely said she's not my but mom. Did. Yeah, we even said that she was like a mom. She brought like this. Okay, we definitely said that she was very prepared. She brought hand sanitizer. [ __ ] everything. Who brought the hand sanitizer to the orgy? So at the end of the day, at the end of the day, I just wanted you and Lena to know that that was a fictional story. Uh-huh. It is so funny. Me and you beef. And I'm like, oh my god, guys. [ __ ] God. But this is the thing is that you're by saying that they're lying, you're basically saying that they are [ __ ] insane. Because like, that's pretty crazy that they made that up. That's crap. After watching a lot of other content with them, I don't find it that implausible because they seem like so radioactive, like attracted to drama that I like couldn't believe what I was looking at. Adam, do you know how many DMs I have right now with people saying that they found out about us? They read it and they're unsubscribing to them because they're like, they're clearly the problem. They have people go and write everyone that they talk to. Would they have? Not these girls have 600 pages worth of [ __ ] drama on them on Reddit. Right. Yeah. You [ __ ] get anything. And I'm not even gonna look at that [ __ ]. I don't have the time and I'm gonna care enough. Okay, so you really start to rush. No, they about rest. You talk to Russ. Yeah, I just wanted to like, well, at first, because I forgot about other drama that he was in. So I was like, uh, yeah, I'm sorry. You know what's funny? Is those girls like, when I looked at her page, when she followed me, one of them, I realized like, that she had DM'd me about coming on the podcast to expose us before. And then, but we're using them. But it was like a while ago. And, uh, yeah, we're blowing hair. But I'm not trying to antagonize somebody. Somebody very close to this things that I was bullying them into talking about them talking like right about like name dropping and [ __ ]. I was like, so confused. I was like, how was I? They literally off camera was like, oh, we understand like, your channel was more intimate. We like cried or whatever. And then you come on ours and we're marching like, we want to know like the second story. They plan this [ __ ] out. Like, I think they did. Because now all of a sudden they want to sue. They had us come on their podcast first. We spent eight, eight hours. We were only supposed to be there for three hours. We were there for eight plus hours because they were unprepared. She lost her flash cards. Their dogs were fighting. Like, yeah, but so you did their podcast. Did you have any clue that? No, you were gonna end up beefing with them? Because you did their podcast, then you did the No Jumper one. I had no idea. We literally stopped. We literally got into this beef because I unfollowed them because I didn't follow. I didn't want to beef with The Shade Room like over them. Like, shame. Why would The Shade Room care? They were threatening to sue The Shade Room. They're arguing with The Shade Room because they didn't get a [ __ ] tag. So The Shade Room damn tournament was like, do you [ __ ] with them? Because then we would be like, yeah. They're like, I don't know where I'm at. I didn't even tell the stream like, no, I don't [ __ ] with them. I was like, I'm not in this beef. Like, The Shade Room is that petty that they like care who you [ __ ] with? They don't know if someone. If someone is threatening to sue them, of course you're gonna take that serious. If so, dude, like I said on the last podcast, remember that rapper I shouted out, Roger, with you? And you're like, oh, you probably got paid to say that. He, he, I don't know if you've seen it or not. He posted a clip of that. And he was literally threatening to like pull up and beat you up. I unfollowed him because I didn't want you to come at me and be like, yo, like, why are you? Like, dude, what do you think the [ __ ] is? He like, is he like a tough guy though? No, no. I don't know who like, I only seen him like once or twice. Like, we're just cool. And like, you know, I [ __ ] with him. But I never [ __ ] him. By the way, let me put that out. But like, I was, I was just like talking to him, you know, like, that was my friend in Florida. So I said his name on the podcast. And then you said that. And he was literally threatening to fight you. And I was like, let me unfollow him. So Adam doesn't come to me first and was like, yo, why, why, why are you following this guy who's talking [ __ ] about us? Like, do you have a problem with me type [ __ ]? Cause I, if Eliza is cool with the [ __ ] who's talking [ __ ] about me, I'd be like, are you friends with this girl? Like, who is she? You know, I feel that would be a problem. So The Shade Room, who is quite secondarily posting me whenever I do some scandalish or some weird or whatever [ __ ] since 2014. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, yo, I don't know these girls. I've known them for 72 hours. Let me just exclude myself from this. This situation. Plus, you would just spend all that time with them. I could. But some people take the following thing real serious. And I understand that. These girls, but it's like, if you're 31 years old, you're 32. Come on. Like, I only follow y'all because I work with John. I see you on a daily basis. I didn't really think I would see these [ __ ] on a daily basis. And to clarify, they, okay, they said that we were using them for clout. But the whole time we were with them, all they wanted to do is take pictures, videos. We were like, can we put our phones away for the day? And they didn't want to do that. We just went to Vegas with. We don't even have proof we were in Vegas. We didn't even have long away the whole time. Yeah, like we're enjoying the [ __ ] moments. I, okay, where your videos with us got way more views than any of your other [ __ ] [ __ ] die slow. Right. Allegedly. Die slow. You guys, by the way, that was all alleged. I don't know. Because it's like, I allegedly. If you're gonna be a. If you're gonna do like a whole podcast, you kind of gotta like, really know. And they let it all happen. Oh, Adam, the next guest we have are straight hoses. Do you think Chief Keef's gonna be mad about you guys? No, we already DMs dude. Like, she's such a gangster. Like, I could totally understand why [ __ ] was that podcast. The best way. Can I [ __ ] her on your podcast? This good [ __ ] Slim Danger. Sure. On YouTube. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Okay. [ __ ] it. I support it. I always wanted to push the limits on YouTube, you know? Yeah. Do you have somebody that works at YouTube that like will save your channel if that happens? I have people that get hit up. But I don't know. House. You know Susan, the owner of YouTube. We have a lawyer. She probably hates me. We have a lawyer. How is it? What's he doing for you? Anything yet? Making a season decision has never happened. What? What number? Oh, the girls. Yeah. So they can't like expose you? No, we have no. We haven't. We have a lawyer before. What the dude? The lawyer's already on it. Like, our lawyer is so good. The one that helped me with that unknown rapper, the [ __ ] one. He's already on it. He don't give a flying. Like, he's like, girls, like, don't even worry about it. Like, laughing at me. Yeah. The idea. We're sending them a season decision. That's just gonna be dead. When they're like, oh, we're on YouTube. That have straight up dropped exposing videos of these girls saying wayward [ __ ] about her kid, about her motherhood, than we ever did. Allegedly. She's a bad mom. They're just saying that because they know me. Allegedly. No offense to her. But the, uh, the Instagram live clip that I watched on YouTube of her screaming about you guys. And that's a baby starts to be like, Mommy. No, she's like, don't worry. Those ratchet ass [ __ ] won't come near you. She says it to the baby. It's so [ __ ] dope. Allegedly. I'm not trying to pick a fight with her. I'm not. No disrespect to your mothering skills. She's gonna steal. You threaten to sue me. I never texted them back. I, I blocked them as soon as I unfollowed them because I knew they would turn us up. She sent Selena 12 screaming messages. Each. You were around my kid. We're like, [ __ ] you brought your kid everywhere. We never knew that he was going to come around. So if you're going to put your kid around people that you don't want him around. We're nice. And in the words of a legend. And I say this as someone who's about to have kids. [ __ ] [ __ ] your kid. I don't. Where is that from? Yo, kid. [ __ ] what is that from? Now we're talking about your kid. [ __ ] your kid. No. [ __ ] them kids. She said we were known to be a Spongebob body. I was like, this [ __ ] is like, I know my buddies don't even. I just don't give a [ __ ]. I'm like, no [ __ ] because you can't afford it. You can't afford it. Does she live in Boston though? Yeah. I don't know whether because that's like where I'm from. Which is funny because, yeah, I'm lost in Massachusetts. Well, I'm from Nashville, New Hampshire, which is like a half hour outside of Boston. Is that the Hamptons? No, it's very different. I said that's what he said. I've never got that before. That was pretty good. Um, no, New Hampshire. Shout out to 603. New Hampshire. If you're in New Hampshire, drop a comment. I thought they. You can't even see the comments. If you're in New Hampshire, go to the nearest public library, get on the computer and drop a comment. You're blaming your own hometown. I don't even know where or where would they be watching it if they didn't have a computer. I don't know. But are you thinking there's a switch? I know. I mean, Eliza, switch. Dude, literally everywhere we go, someone knows us. So I'm gonna imagine what it's like for you. We've never. Are you famous? We've been out in the streets. Why don't you have a security? By the way, or do you? On my own. That's it. Can I see a pistol? Let me see. I have sweatpants. Wait, it's over there. It's. I don't know if she wants me to. But I would feel really bad if I shot her in her vagina after the baby. Maybe a gun with no bullets. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what she wants me to do. I thought he was pulling it out. Let's see. I did it. And it was really dope. You got [ __ ] with a gun. A loaded gun. Off safety. I got [ __ ] up. Loading her on the track. Shotgun. I got [ __ ] with the lotus shotgun. Sawed off shotgun. So you get medical. I think she's worried since she saw that [ __ ] poster. Mostly pissed off about kissing. I was like, I literally pled my case that I wasn't messy. And three days later, to have this conversation publicly about like, art, like, what do we have to be worried about? Are you guys planning on sabotaging us? What's what's the what's the deets? Adam, we're loyal to you guys. You guys, you guys are like, how can we be this way to someone who made us both rich? How can we do that? I appreciate that. No, how can we do it? Do you see that you guys? What we have planning in a few weeks will literally blow everything up. So how could I turn against you guys? I feel like experience. If I was planning on like being conniving or something, wouldn't I keep [ __ ] from you and not do it through your platform? I'm like, let's do this together. Every week that we're working together, and I realize that this has been like, very, uh, you know, informal up to this point. But every week that we're working together, it just becomes more and more of a thing where we're going to be like tied together. And then if we're not working together, it's going to be so. Why don't we have lawyers involved? We should. We should get a contract going. That's a good idea. I'll sign the contract. But I mean, I'm scared. I'm scared to go into business with the devil. I'll be totally honest with you guys. Bro, you're the devil. We're very spiritual actually. I'm the devil. You're more devilish than me. We're demonic. Literally upside down cross. [ __ ] devils and a burning church. Do you want to see that money? Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you a Satanist? Yes. I worship you. You heard it here first. I worship the devil. That's next. So that's why you're famous. I figured out. I'm not famous. That's why Chance won't follow me. That's the clickbait. Chance the Rapper. Yeah, that's why. Wow. No, he's trying. Oh, troll. You heard it here first. Um, I'm not famous because we watched some videos. And that's why I'm not saying this is because if I had a high power, I would talk about some [ __ ] woke. That's why. Well, that's why the devil won't let us be famous. That's why when I almost reached a million followers, I got deleted. I figured it out. Wait, so why did your Twitter get deleted? You know what? Because I said [ __ ] Drake. You really think so? That's the last tweet I had. I said, [ __ ]. I said, P.S. [ __ ] Drake. I feel like. And I got deleted. The bullying against. I think Drake runs the Illuminati. I'm going to spread that rumor around. Spread that rumor around, guys. Go DM Jake that he runs the Illuminati. You could bring that rumor back. That used to be kind of like more of a thing. But like, that was the thing. You guys, you heard it here first on NoJumper.com. Backslash really. I feel like Jay-Z. Jay-Z has the most Illuminati rumors of anyone. No, the David. Hey, do you mind if we come Friday and have a woke podcast? A woke podcast? Yeah, but you know what? I'm about to die. I'm trying to die. About who? Pizzagate. Oh my god. Do you not know what the [ __ ] Pizzagate was? Wow. Wait, you guys are serious? I don't know. I'm just kidding. I don't want to die. Yeah, I love my Instagram. I love my Instagram so much. Selena A. Powell. Exo. That would be pretty [ __ ]. Gonna be a wild plot twist. Okay, I'll tell you later. QAnon. I'll tell you later. I told you about it yesterday. I feel like that would be more worrisome to me than pretty much anything else. Okay, then we won't probably. Okay, fine. Yeah. You're gonna just forget about the international democratic. No, pedophile. Keep it off the live stream. Satanic cabal that rules the world. It does. You believe this? I do. After my researching. You guys. You heard it here first. I'm pro-Trump. If you came. If you. That's what I'm saying though. You should go full Tommy Lorraine and like, get the [ __ ]. [ __ ] is Tommy? Make America. Is that was on my explore page. Some of the [ __ ] she says I agree with. But a lot of it I don't. You guys should vote for Kanye. For Kanye. You should. That'd be so cool. People are saying that Connie is just trying to steal the black from inviting to get Trump too. Yes. Oh, yeah. That was another thing. I'm kind of concerned about is you saying the N-word. I didn't say that. Oh, you're not on camera. Are you trying to [ __ ] count? But you don't say it anymore? No, because I mean, it says that you're Greek in your Instagram box. Have you ever said the N-word in your life? Uh, no. Never once. Yeah, no, I said it. I said it in the DMs to T.R.A.P. songs. And you know what happened? It turned into a meme. But it's funny how. Yeah, but were you surprised that he didn't care? You probably were standing around. I wasn't surprised that he didn't. Look, rappers don't really care about this. If they're [ __ ] you, they don't care. You could. You're inward passing through. You [ __ ]. I had a rapper. Some. He likes to be called the hard R. How do you know that? Way. This is the one person you don't want to expose. Is this guy? Okay, fine. You want me to think. No, I'm like, I feel fear. Did not expose them. But that's. No, I'm not. Oh, yeah. You're really into that. That's crazy. I've had multiple guys say that to me. Really? Yeah. Like, they turned someone. Is it weird? Right? That's so cool. But it's like, how people feel when I say I like to get beat up and like disrespected. I like to get spit on. I like to be caught up. Do you have guys trying to peg you? Do you ever peg someone? Call them the N-word? What do you mean? Like when they [ __ ]? What's wrong with them? So they've actually told you, like, I like it? Have they told you why? They're like, this. Yeah, no, they're just like him. Are you guys worried that like now associating with you guys that I'm gonna get canceled and then people are gonna be really mad at me? I don't know. You can't get caught on Twitter together. Adam, I pray to you. I don't pray to God. I pray to you. I appreciate that. [ __ ]. I just, I smell swallowed the water weird twice in a row. People are gonna think that's funny. Okay, people are gonna think that's. What's right? Am I okay? I don't know. It's [ __ ]. I'm over here traumatizing [ __ ]. Dude, do you have PTSD from us? Tell me the truth. Anyway, we hope we trend on Twitter. So if you want to cancel this, cancel as well. That's all you care about. You're like the only person I know who like posts on Instagram and immediately asks me to like it. That's just kind of. I'm not gonna lie. Like, you make my likes jump. Like Lena comments on my picture. I got 30,000 likes. I was like, oh, [ __ ]. The comment got 30. Oh, no, you got 30. And that's the other thing on there. That's the other thing on their [ __ ] book that they wrote about it. It was like, she's just using letters. No, no. She uses Lena and Adam for clout. Like, [ __ ]. I think Lena and Adam [ __ ] know that. Like, clearly they [ __ ] know. I like clout [ __ ]. They're not. They weren't. I was literally with them. I was like, can I borrow your phone and tweet about myself? Like, clearly they [ __ ] know. I mean, that's kind of like the running joke with you in general. Is like, haha, I'm Selena and I'm a clout addicted [ __ ] [ __ ]. Haha. Yeah, that's not a joke. That's really how you're living. But yeah, can you tweet about me? I mean, in general, I'm sure. I, I have my deleted Twitter. My new Twitter is I am. Do you think I'm not doing enough to promote your new Twitter? Sooner or later, I'm going to pee. Okay. Just don't pee on you. Actually, parent peony. Well, we weren't worried about that. You guys are always getting pissed off. That's different for me. You think we're scared of you? You never peed on Lena in the shower. That's the same. Do you think you could pee inside a [ __ ]? Because I told this guy I want him to pee inside me. You would have to get your dick hard, put it in, let it get soft, then pee. Because I can't really like. And like, that would be really. He's like, really like envisioning it. Can we have? Never mind. To pee. People think it was the one of the biggest memes was just that you guys said or that I said. What? What happened to the [ __ ]? Yeah, what was wrong with that? You were generally interested. I thought that was pretty funny. No, I didn't think that was a weird question. That's a valid question. That's a valid question. People on the internet are just weird. You know what's funny though? Is how Eliza is like progressively becoming like less [ __ ] where all of a sudden now it's like before it was like, I swallowed seven nuts. Now it's like, I don't want to get [ __ ] on. No, I. No, no. I've never really enjoyed getting come down. I would, but I'd rather swallow it. I don't want to clean up the mess. Everybody just take care of it. I'd rather just go inside of me. Yeah, inside of me or my mouth. Unless you want to come on academics name. Yeah. Why do you have so many [ __ ] academics? She doesn't want me. So crazy. She has a living stint under her tit, which I, I guess most people probably don't know that that's his real name. Yeah, living stupid. But you're always talking about how you want people to come on it. Like, what is that about? It's like, I just like that disrespect because I'm too [ __ ] to go like, I would go get it covered or like removed. But like, that should hurt. So I'm like, I can just say [ __ ] it. Guess his enemies at Target. You know, shout out Freddie Gibbs and Guapo Dad. Um, 4,000. Whatever. What did I say? I used to want to [ __ ] him. I think he's short though. You wanna have a threesome? We could set that up. Okay, fine. But is he short? I'll set you guys up with that for sure. He plays Pokémon Go. Oh, so he's your brother. And he has waves. He has really crazy like eight waves. I was like, if we sign a contract with you, are you gonna get us hit? Yeah, I'm not gonna sign. You guys. I'm not gonna send you guys to a maker. You're not. Okay. You're not. I don't want to sign a 360. Adam. Yeah, I'm not. I don't have anything. I only pass money. I'll give you my No Jumper money. But not my OnlyFans. Yeah, that would have been great though. Before you guys came on the podcast, I was like, yeah, she can come on if you give me 20 of your OnlyFans money for life. Wait, but Adam, actually, I want to do music. Seriously. Do you know that? I think I honestly think that you guys are pretty good. So you do have a singing background? Because your voice didn't sound good on that track. You don't watch my highlights on Instagram? A-y-y-y-e-j-a-e. You don't watch my shout out. I actually watched your highlights. No. Okay, well, do you want me to play it? So I don't like that at all. What? I'm a big proud fan. Yeah. What was your favorite line from that? And don't [ __ ] lie because you're scared. The best line is sitting on. Don't [ __ ] lie. No, the best line is like, that I get to make sure I don't [ __ ] the whole team. But I'm proud of it. Really? That's just like such a more. His favorite line is drop shadow cuz I [ __ ] with academics or I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] even when I'm getting pissed on. So that was also pretty hard. Yeah, that's not right. First one through two was the best versus. You know, I have a hard time telling who's who on the song. Really? I'm selling it. And then. No, who goes first? First, then we, then we again, then of course, then me again, then her. Yeah, I switch out at. I switch out with make him bust if he had a 22 having three cents. Me and let it add in 20. I figured that that line had to be you. So that was part of how I was putting it together. [ __ ] boys still want it. Even how to drop out of school. Have you got hit by labels? Um, no. No, not yet. I feel like I could. But the man who. Never mind that. If I'm going to sign you, I definitely want part of the label deal. I could shop you. You can have it. [ __ ] it. We have to make a real video. What about Valentine's Day? I want to wear Devin Booker jersey. That was my vision. Honestly. And I want to get pissed on in the background. I wanted BFB the Pac-Man to be the feature on the song. And then he dresses up like academics. It would be funny. Hey, Adam, can you? If he wore the fake Supreme hoodie and the hat, that would be really pretty good. That was my vision. His Supreme hoodie. Adam, can you do a remake one time? Um, to your song. You want me to rap on it? Yeah. Can I rap in the baby boys? Have you ever been a rapper? I want to know. Yeah, I got a sworn. You've had something that's gonna say. I was in a rap group in college. Okay, I'm just kidding. I love you. I love you. Morning when I was 12. I, I used to rap at the.
Talent shows, but then they got rid of me because I, I started a fire. You did talent shows where I lit the [ __ ] curtains on the stage on fire as part of my rap set. No, I'm just kidding. But one time, I drank a gallon of egg milk on, or eggnog, of eggnog on stage, and I threw up. Yeah, I don't even think you can drink a gallon of water. They were like, 20 bucks to the first person who drinks this carton of eggnog. I've never drank eggnog before. I get up on stage, I [ __ ] pound the whole thing, run to the bathroom, puke my guts out. Isn't that just like you? Go to college? I went to college for, uh, two years, and that's when you did it. Wait, Adam, are you a porn star? I think that I'm starting to cross over, but I, I've done like, real porn, you know, like with like a real filmer and stuff. Which you now have as well, which is interesting. Yeah, with London and Adam. You heard it here first. Have it is me out of 22. Lena's [ __ ] literally tastes like [ __ ] Fiji water. And spoiler, um, you know, she's pregnant. Tastes like lean. No, it doesn't. Rearrange. Lenny, you get lean. Boom. That's what a butt all tastes like. And I did, um, I don't know if I could say it. Can I say it? Huh? Yeah, you did. We both sucked up. I sucked on her titties and, you know, tasted like breast milk. I said it here first. I haven't actually tasted it. It was like, it tastes like sweet blender and milk. How do you think I'm gonna be as a dad? I think you're gonna be the number one dad. I think you're gonna be a good dad. Number one boss. Number one dab. Number one boss. Honor bishop. Number one dad. Owner. Numbers. Actually, you're, you don't text us back ever. I mean, did you even have my number? Yes, I said we're in a group chat. Your number is saved as Adam Boss Man. What the [ __ ]? Texas back. The big, big boss man was my favorite wrestler, so I could get into that. Oh, wow. That's amazing. Do you guys get annoyed with our text messages? Be honest. Yeah. Don't worry. Everyone, thank God. No, the only so Elena still loves that. I'm a believer in you guys's talent. I just want to make that clear. I feel like we can make you guys great. Make fun of you. Make me great again. Make thoughts great. Thoughts great again. Yeah. I just feel like you guys, you know, thank you. You guys like that interview that you just did was some danger. It was amazing. Tell us the truth. That's some hardcore hoenn on camera that like you've never seen before. Like you guys were just talking about [ __ ] dudes like it's regular. Like that's like the most ratchet podcast I might have ever seen. And did you love it? I loved that. That was incredible. Oh, sorry. Josh is literally just saying it's pretty funny how you always drive. Oh, I can't even make a noise that loud. I'm sorry. Because I'm just so happy. Yeah, I think it's great. We love our lives. Thanks, Adam. Yeah, and you guys have a whole new life because of me, right? We're gonna get rich as [ __ ] this year. Let's do it. Because of you, Adam. I love you. You're already a millionaire. Are you a millionaire? That's why I pray to you. We get into your finances. No, no, no. He's broke. Curious. So am I. I'm just chilling. So am I. An obvious video dropping very, very, very soon. You did an interview with Brian Pumper. No, Adam, I'm sick and tired of you interviewing people and not inviting us. Yeah, that's very rude. Hey, when you invite Drake, I better be there naked, front row, right there on the couch, or I'm going to keep myself open. Can I reveal something to you? Yes. Don't. Drake thinks that the we're dark and deserving. Jake is still entertained by the meme of of you. Me. Yeah, let's just say that. Sorry, Josh. I never screamed. But what did he say? He thinks like he's never hit me up about something repeatedly before. But maybe I love you. That mean. Can I be dark and disturbing on that dick, please? I think he said dark and frightening. No, disturbing. You showed up. We would never forget that. Are you kidding me? We never. You guys were kind of wasted. Uh, when are we not? When we last seen you on the one with the twins, which I guess is probably. I was actually sober on the one I came with. I time bank run out. [ __ ]. It's okay. We're going to go look through your search history. Okay, Josh. I'll play your bingo game. Can I play bingo for him? Can I play bingo? I want to play his bingo game. What? I don't know what I'm doing. Actually, I don't want to [ __ ] up his bingo game. He might fire me for all. I don't know what he's saying. He likes his computer, so he doesn't know. I was on his bingo. Okay, don't go through. Did I say Karen's world? Creams? Who the [ __ ] is Kareem? Wait, I think he works for No Jumper, actually. And does that new [ __ ]? Wait, Josh, were you trying to tell me who's behind me and you lied? Okay, I [ __ ] think you're required now. I know. Foreign. He's not even [ __ ] searchable on Instagram. Who? Me? I know I'm shadow. No, Kareem's world. [ __ ] loser. Let's see how many people are watching us. [ __ ]. That Adam, our boss left. [ __ ]. That we have the podcast. [ __ ]. Wait, I don't have to pee. Send this question. Is we should ask him now? Now, wha, where's my seat? Okay, I'll just go smell this. Go smile and see. It doesn't like [ __ ] or roses. Hey, get me smelling his seat because they asked for that. There's no pay for that. Comment. Someone paid for that. Josh, I'm taking your shot. You want a shot? Josh, fine. They told me they paid for it. How was it? It smells like [ __ ] sweat. Are we taking your? How's my [ __ ] smell? Oh, it's been rubbing my raw [ __ ] in the seat. I feel like he's trying to jump off. Huh? Okay, so they just pay for us to ask this question, um, to Adam. So aside from all the negativity about you guys? No, not about everything about negativity. All right, how do you truly feel about Tattletails going triple cardboard? Are no cardboard means I get flopped. It does. Um, I'm glad that we can have this conversation. Let's do this [ __ ] shot. I need, I need a water chaser because I'm really a [ __ ]. Adam, you're making my whole. You're drinking. I'll take a shot with you guys just to, just to be cool with the gals, you know, just to celebrate us being a team. Our success. Also, Lena, who's not here. I did not. I did not. Okay, this. I did not. I did not. If you do want to chime in, feel free to. Oh, please sign me. Declaring our partnership. That we're now. This is like when [ __ ] Meg signed to that [ __ ] dude. I got signed to No Jumper. Can it? I put my name in the bio now. We haven't officially figured out, but we're gonna figure it out. I'm not signing to [ __ ] unless you put me in the, yeah, [ __ ] bio. Adam, I'm very sad. I'm very upset. Put me in the bio. Cheers. Can you finish what you were saying about Jake after this, please? I'm very horny. I'm very horny. You just, you know, the meme. Yeah. This girl needs to be in 22k or whatever he sent me without him. What did he say about it? I think he put a laughing emoji. Can you tell him that I'm literally just kidding? Sucks. What is that? Don't know. Can you guys make me mean so Jake can laugh at me? This is very good. I don't have Christmas. You're jealous. I can see this coming. You guys are gonna break up, just like you and [ __ ]. What's her name? I was never jealous of these tattoos. Claudia. Adam, she's such a clown. You don't know about us because we've been friends for four years, like that's. This isn't new. From sucking solo Lucci's dick. I'm familiar with the world. No, no. We've been recording before that. Before that. And she'd been trying to get me to honestly expose people. She would for you. She, I, she thought I could be like famous, you know? She was like, [ __ ], why don't you [ __ ] sing? Why don't you do this [ __ ]? She believed in you when she brought you here. Yeah. And then I just signed. I just never wanted like clout. I was just like, I love money. I don't really want to be known because every famous person I met is depressed as [ __ ]. But I think that's their own like presence. I do think that like, like picture what this is gonna cont, what this is gonna entail. Takes one shot. Okay, so I take one shot and I, I declare. This is what we're gonna do. Bankruptcy. But I hate the narrative that I'm jealous of her. I'm not jealous. We're gonna. I know how to act on [ __ ] camera. Like I'm sad about this. Hi, Jake. You guys are gonna sign to me. We're gonna do the proud video. Yes. Okay. We're gonna do the [ __ ] video. Only if I'm in the bio of No Jumper, like a real [ __ ] video. I don't know. We're ready for that just yet. We're going to do a real video and then we're going to get you guys signed. You see the video? It sucks because like people are watching us. To Adam 22. Okay, ours are going to be watching this. They're going to try to swoop you guys up. But that's why I gotta get some. Go watch my highlights. We need to get the mega deal ready. Okay, that's lit. That was the end of your fairy tale. I mean, then I feel like, I feel like all we have to do is do the video and it'll just go from there, right? We put the video on No Jumper's room. Millions of views. Adam, the videos you talked to Josh about paying him to do that. I want it to be hilarious. Put our video on You Jump Right. So you guys could also pay us or you could just sign to us and then you don't have to pay us. Yeah, well, I think you were going to do it regardless. But I don't know because that's the video because that's funny. I want us to wear Sun's jerseys. I want to [ __ ] troll everybody. I want to get a trash can and put Tori Lee's face on it and kick it off. Oh my god. We can't tell them the blue. What do we say something about storylines? You guys are gonna be feminist icons. Yeah, via No Jumper's dude. Adam, do you think this is a, this is a coincidence or not? Two days before Meg spoke out, we talked about Meg speaking out and then two days later she did it. I know it's manifestation. I totally didn't think that that was a coincidence. It totally seemed like she [ __ ] because dude, she literally, it was like she took your [ __ ] advice. Like she watched it. She shows up like super chill, no makeup, whatever, and just [ __ ] boom, just drop, starts dropping truth bombs. Yeah, because all the blogs picked it up, didn't they? We were invited all the weeks straight and then we got that story. I was like, damn, this [ __ ] stole our shine. But I'm proud of her because she should have spoken. She finally spoke. Can we talk about her skin? [ __ ] drop that skincare. Her skin. Stop yours. She's a [ __ ] skincare. Reach out to Eliza. What the [ __ ]? She has really amazing skin. I haven't really noticed. Maybelline? Is this Maybelline? Maybelline? No, maybe it's Maybelline. Look, you're gonna have to wear makeup for the video. What video? Oh, that's fine. Music videos wear makeup. I just don't like doing it. Like you don't do it unnecessarily. Yeah, no, I don't wear makeup either. Why would I? I mean, you do everything else. You have surgery and [ __ ]. I don't have surgery. You have all kinds of [ __ ]. Shut up in your face. You know there's something going on. Lip filler. Adam, if I take you to get Botox, what are you doing? I don't want. I met a dude the other day right here. I met a dude the other day who was like this, like was that Simon Cowell? It was the craziest bowtie, just like this. I'm like, yo, I do not want to look like that guy when I get older. I'm not doing nothing weird [ __ ] to my face. Leona doesn't know. Who's that guy? Who's that guy from Jersey Shore? Pauly D. You got. I heard you guys talking about [ __ ]. What is it? Pauly. I want to [ __ ] Pauly D. I already did his penis. I want to [ __ ] the Situation. The name recognition. You know, I love Snooki. And you know what you're doing? So you want to [ __ ]. You look amazing right now. I [ __ ] with you. Would you smash the Situation just to give us the trip report? I think he's married. You gotta [ __ ] BFB, the Pac-Man, so we can get the trip report. Cool. The power. The fat guy. No, the mailman. She's not. She's not. I think that's like, I don't know. We don't know who that is. But no, I play footsie. Okay. I have a great. I get to [ __ ] you so much. A great interviewer question. You ready? Yeah. By the way, this tournament is no different. You are not reading comments. You are playing [ __ ] poker. 25 people left. Thank God. I don't know. In our lives, I was gonna play your bingo game for you, but [ __ ] that. 25 people left in the tournament. All right, here's my question. Yes. I was watching Joe Budden talk about you jump on and talk about me after my DM. I'm trying to [ __ ]. I don't know. I'm trying to [ __ ] to make you know who, man. I, I, [ __ ] me. Joe ML. What I heard Joe Budden say, okay, he was talking about why guys like you because she's afraid because I'm the sexiest person. He said, I think y'all like her like y'all, y'all like her like, like they like, you know, he's just basically saying that dudes like a [ __ ] psychopath scumbag. Like, no offense. I think that they like [ __ ] like I've met so many guys that have told me like I like [ __ ]. I [ __ ] if you can own up to what you do. Like I like that [ __ ]. My boyfriend, yes. He literally was like, I love [ __ ]. Like I love girls who are open about their sexuality. Girls like, every girl, I hate to break it down to y'all fellas, like every girl is a [ __ ]. Like that's real. Was I being rude? No, no, no, no, no. She's crying. A lot of girls. Every, every girl's had their whole face. I'm sorry to say it. Like, if a [ __ ] wants to say, I [ __ ] six guys. [ __ ]. Okay, like that's nothing to be proud of because [ __ ] who have a thousand bodies are still getting wiped. You ain't doing [ __ ] like [ __ ] can be retractable. I got my [ __ ] done too. [ __ ]. Like, ain't [ __ ] about that. You got your [ __ ] dude. I got my [ __ ] done. Shout out. What did they do too? I forgot. Your at. Sorry. Same thing. [ __ ] to like tighten it. No, they didn't eject it, baby. They, they inserted. They inserted. They inserted a laser and like, like tightened it. I don't know. They made your [ __ ] tighter. You did this. That's crazy. Yeah, I got my [ __ ] tightened. Wow. Yeah, just because like I want to be a virgin. But anyway, guys, don't have a problem with like, down to it. Only academics really was like, I can't like, really claim you out in public because I don't want my reputation. But if he doesn't care about his reputation, type [ __ ], then you're good to go, sis. Like, it's so funny that that was his reason. No, academy. No, I think the real reason is that he's sucking six nines. I think that's. We have a video of that. And, um, allegedly, this is what we gotta keep talking about is the six ninth thing. Oh, yeah. That's what I asked you. So are you happy that? Hey, let me take you through. I don't know how the [ __ ] we got the porn. See, back in the day, I would have made a vlog about this right here. Back in the day. Let's do it right now. Let's come back and let's go on Thursday night. I'm up late. I realize the album's out. You know why? Hold on. Stop right there. Thursday night, we wanted to actually pull up to stream, um, academics album on live. That's what we came here for. Um, somebody, I'm not gonna say who, and this crew of No Jumper said that we couldn't do that. Really? They said no. We couldn't listen to music online. That's totally fine. No, but they said we couldn't listen to 69 because you had morals and I was ruining the face of No Jumper. Yeah, I don't know that we could have that conversation off camera, but there was a little, that's a little invasive. I wanted to say, I wanted to stream No Jumper's, I mean, No Jumper, I wanted to stream Six Nine's album so bad. I know. So bad. Did you listen to the best it I've ever heard? You seriously like it? I love it. I like, I like Chocolate One and Two. We like Check One and Two. No, I love the whole. Adam, you don't like Six Nine's locked up? I didn't even, I didn't even tweet about it because I hated it so much that I would just sound like an insane [ __ ] hater, but I hated it. So it was so bad in every way. You're, are you on crash fire? So bad. What song did you hate the most? Tell me the truth. I don't. I couldn't even, like, okay, I'm challenging you. I'm challenging you to one thing. I listened to the whole thing and then I went back and I was like, wait, I thought academics was on one of the shows because I didn't even notice him because it doesn't. He said one line. It doesn't even sound like anything. Yeah, he says one line in one minute. I thought that I was gonna, the second I heard, I was like, trash. Turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it up. I knew that was his voice, but obviously, um, anyway, I'm challenging you to say one nice thing about Six Nine. Girl, his girlfriend's hot. Jade. Oh, Jade. Besides the tattoo, she's. Sorry, that's the only thing I was thinking when I watched that video. I was like, his girl looks bad. I can spoil this because she said, no, Sarah Milan. She said, Sarah Milan, we asked her to be on our podcast and she said, she said, good luck with your adventures and blob. I don't know what the [ __ ] she said. She said a paragraph. I was like, yeah, she's basically saying no [ __ ] because, because I told you, because you asked about me and you even know, because I go off on you all the time too. Like, if you say someone I don't like, I go off on you for random reasons. Um, she said my name and at that point, I wasn't getting along with her like, because of that fat man. So I was like, yo, like, don't [ __ ] talk about me. Yeah, Humpty Dumpty. I was like, don't [ __ ] talk about me. I went crazy. But it's like, because I was having somebody I was in love with that, that points back. And I tried to explain that to her and she was like, you're flippy sloppy. Like, of course, I'm gonna be a flippy poppy if I'm beefing with him. I'm cool with you. If I'm maybe through me, we can like somehow make you have like better relationships with some people. Like, I want to broker God. I want a broken truce between you and A.D. Oh, yeah. I'm cool with him in my head. I don't know what's wrong with him. He blocks me in my head. [Music] [Laughter] We were wearing cotton studios. You want to go ride horses? I saw that vlog that you were in Compton riding with the Compton horses and cowboys. And I'm here to tell you that I want to go on the cowboys too. Uh, yeah. Once alone is not prego no mo. Maybe can we go on the horses? Yeah, you have to get [ __ ] by all the problems. Please. What do you think this is? Why not certain cowboys? You saw the video. It's just a regular game. It's regular. I thought that they're the football team too. I thought you were going with the cowboys, but you, you guys don't want to [ __ ]. I watched it and I was very sad. No, I don't [ __ ] animals. Did you just say if we want to [ __ ] a horse? I just wanted to make sure you have entered the [Laughter] and I was like, look, my whole new home decor. I pet attack. Peter attacked me for a whole week straight. Don't [ __ ] with Peter. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, they attacked me for a full week straight because I called my [ __ ] goldfish a [ __ ] home decor. I don't know, but it wasn't decor. You looked very. Ears hurt. My ears hurt. Turn your sound down. Oh my god. I don't know why these, these things hurt my ears. Maybe it's because I'm pregnant, but my [ __ ] my ears kind of from the headphones. Are you saying that I annoy you? Are we annoying? Tell me the truth. The fact that you like the 6.99 is kind of annoying. I'm sorry. We just like track one and two. Number one, come on. I like the whole album. I'm a human being. Adam, I [ __ ] everyone on the album. Are you proud of me? You've what? I [ __ ] everyone on there. You didn't [ __ ] smiles. Who's that? You didn't [ __ ] Nicki Minaj yet. Oh, yeah, you could definitely have it. Never mind. I just [ __ ] six nine. Acon and academic. You didn't know this? Wow. I literally have a video of him sleeping. Have you not seen it? Look, I'm gonna show you. I don't know. Oh my god. Okay, well, I'll put it on later. Baby, your background literally just made my heart sink. [ __ ] Acorn is pretty fire in a good way. Akon was not fired. He's starting to sue me. Everyone threatens to sue me. Like, yeah, so how about that? So people haven't seen this vlog yet, but I went to the Young Thug and T.I. video shoot the other day and T.I. actually hits me with the, so I heard you had some girl in your show talking [ __ ] about me or whatever. He said some girl. He knows my name. He said like, I heard you had a young lady like talking crazy about me or some [ __ ] and I was like, and I knew he was talking about you, but I also was like, honestly, I don't remember at all. And he was like, oh, I bet you don't. I'm like, I don't. Like, I [ __ ] have. Did you say who was it? I haven't. I, I assume he was talking about you, but I think that if you went back to that, because Lena said that she remembers it and you said something and I was just like, all right, let's, let's go. Like, I didn't even want to talk about it. I guess, which I don't even remember. But no, I literally at the end, you were like, well, I was like, you were like, okay, let's wrap up. You're like, this has been a No Jumper show. And I was like, wait, no, I don't want to go because like, I thought that was like my 15 minutes. So like, I don't want to go. And you're like, okay, well, who else have you slept with in the industry? And I was like, um, I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] T.I. And you're like, okay, that's it. This has been the New Yorker. That's literally what you said. I rewatched it. See, I'm gonna clip that and put it in the vlog. When he calls me out. Yeah, cause you were like, okay, this has been the No Jumper show. Let's go. Like, that's it. That's right. Solid. I think you even gave me an eye roll. Little eye roll. Yeah. [ __ ]. I, baby, why you beefing with me? I don't be fooled. You don't [ __ ] trouble, man. Who? He's in a happy relationship. Uh, they're in an open. Never mind. I don't want no more smoking. I think it's more contractual, really. I think it's more. She was at the video. [ __ ]. I think. Ooh, tiny. Okay, well, I'm not gonna say anything about that because I don't want. Who are you concerned about suing you? Nobody. Nobody. I have the best lawyer in the game. Go ahead and try and go ahead. We'll count to see you for harassment. What's good? [ __ ]. What's good? You're not to pay my legal fees. Hey, but did you see that that will Trisha Paytas just casually dropped the [ __ ] nuclear bomb? What? I've never really heard anybody famous say that Will Smith is a homosexual. And then all of a sudden, boom, she just drops it like it's nothing in a [ __ ] video. We've been saying this, little, literally like the [ __ ] longest. That does not even surprise me at all. I guess maybe it only seems like a big deal because every man in the industry, allegedly. Honestly, allegedly. That's why he didn't give a [ __ ] about Jada. Yeah, it's not even like some homophobic [ __ ] because I love the gays. All of that, okay? It's when you try and act straight and you're really not. It's like kind of shady. I'll admit that. I've heard the same thing that she said, but like everybody seems terrified of like getting sued for saying it. Tonight, Keemstar said it on Drama, where about Trish is saying it. If she's saying it, like she doesn't [ __ ] get sued because it's in the public domain. They made a video about it. We're allowed to talk about it. She's saying it like she doesn't give a [ __ ]. [ __ ]. Then I feel like it's true because if it was a lie, you would be scared to say it for fear of getting sued. So if you're not scared of getting sued and you're just gonna drop, scared of much celebrity. Yo, tell them you want to do content with her. Yo, tell us the truth right now. I want to do it right here, actually, though. You want to have her on your show with me? Tell us the truth because I'm going to show you our DMs right now. Tell me the truth. That this is true. You and Trisha? Yep. Let me tell you the truth. I mean, let me show you. And you tell me that I [ __ ] yourself in a pizza boy outfit. I watched it. It was very. I don't know, dude. For like five seconds. Like she did. How was it? That's how real dudes [ __ ] do not read my DMs a lot. I'm very, very thirsty. Okay, show down. I just wanted to show you that she did reply, but I do blow her up. I'm gonna lie. Am I supposed to read? Just read the bottom. Just down. Yeah, down. She's blowing her up. She just hates me. She's just not responding. She just hates me. And you try to get David's number. So what? I told you that story. But does that, that message? Do you think that she'll reply to that? She left me on scene again. Okay, I want to know how I'm successful. I said, me and my friend's house, so can you come on my podcast? She's fun in real life. I like her. Yeah, yeah. But is she exactly like her internet self or is she like more? Pretty much. Yeah, I mean, she, she gets like mad depressed in her videos and stuff. She, everything I ever dealt with in terms of being around her, she's very positive, full of life. Yeah, she's, she's fun. Yeah. I love watching her videos with Jason. So I know that I wasn't like that toxic. Like it's okay to be toxic. Well, like, you feel like her being with Jason means that maybe you can find. No, her being like, she's like crazy, you know? She made like seven exposed videos of like Jason's. Show you even aspire to be in a relationship at this point? Are you totally over? No, no, no. I'm not in love with nobody. I don't like nobody. I don't. We're in love with them. A lot of people and each other. I'm not interested in none of that. We fight for OnlyFans and that's it. Let me get this straight. If you're only [ __ ], you're going on camera [ __ ]? For the record, I'm interviewing you guys until I bust out of this poker tournament. We're down to 22 people. So we have 20 more people to go. You said 22 people like three hours ago. I want to go to In-N-Out. So peace out. Yeah, you're done. Just come here. Wow. This is the first time I've seen Selena. That's fine. No, no, just kidding. I love the club. I'm back. Yeah, we're going to get more cookies. Josh, how many viewers do we have? 10,000. I already looked. [ __ ] out of here. How many a light? 11k. You know he's a lying. We have 13.9 people watching. Love Josh. Look, we're live now. They love us. Josh, you're sleeping. I think they love us. Plus you. I think, to be honest, I think they love my dog. Let's be honest. Okay, baby. Adam, tell me the truth right now. I forgot. Tell me the truth. Hold on. Sorry. I was checking our views on the last podcast. She did not text me. Who? Who's she? Glenna. My girlfriend. Oh, I want her here. I thought she texted me first. I'm gonna text her. I love you. Should I text her? Text her in the game. Do you guys eat ass this weekend? Like, do dash? Yeah, I did. How was that? It was amazing. You love male [ __ ]? Yeah. Yep. You know what? I got married twice this weekend. Oh my god. Vegas. We should have got really married. That would have been a dope story to have. Let's do it next time. No, we've got to have them send a prenup. Fresh story. They're signing a prenup, not us. Damn. Is it two ways? No, I don't think it is. Yeah, it, it, it arranges how everything will be handled on both ends. Yeah, dude, thank God I didn't get married when I was 18. I almost married this guy that just got out of prison. Thank God I didn't marry him. He would have broke up with me and got millions. I like that. I like the idea of you dating a prisoner. He just got out, but he's in a relationship with somebody, I guess. Um, if he wants to come back to me, though, I'm open. You could be like Nikki. She's dating the criminal that she was in a relationship with. No, Nikki slander will be tolerated. You're welcome. No, no, no, no. Okay, well, I know I, I like her. I mean, like, I want to be honest. It's so hard to stay on topic with you guys because you're so [ __ ] all over the place, but I just want to throw this out there. Is that so when I saw that he sold 150,000 copies, I was like, because I have no faith in the [ __ ] universe because that makes no sense to me. I do not understand at all. I don't get it. I'm gonna get fired. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not making things. I just don't. I don't believe that at all. When I saw that Adam 22. Adam, you love it though. You think it's the best? No, I think it's the best album I've ever heard. No, we don't. Well, I, I don't think it's the best album, but those two tracks were fire. However, we already know I just [ __ ] with him. [ __ ] sucks monkey dick. We already know that he got 150k because of the merch. [ __ ]. We already know that that plot, that's all that happened. Should I leave it on the table? Yeah, you said, baby, I just think they might be able to hear you tapping it on the table. Okay, that's no problem. I did. You can you still hear me? Yeah, my dog. I got busted out of the tournament, just for the record, in case I just seemed [ __ ] despondent. How much did you lose? Nothing. I won 400 bucks. I just didn't. Can you wait? 12 million. That's what. For some reason, dude, I knew you were a fake the day you told me that you were too busy to do our interview and I saw you later on [ __ ] Pokémon Go. I was like, this [ __ ] [ __ ] sometimes I post my Pokémon Go exploits. After I was so mad, you're like, I'm very busy today. Well, sometimes I have to pencil in my Pokémon time. I have to pencil it in sometimes. Yo, that's what I tweeted that day. Oh, you lost? Yes, sad face. No, I still made money today though, so that's good. But I didn't get the, the, you have to like tap in with money. By the way, I told you to leak that and why didn't you? Maybe we could have [ __ ] been [ __ ] viral if you got the Bitcoin, baby. Why didn't you leak the top in? Tell us the truth now. I just need. I get. Did you ever read my text? I told you. Who is that? My ears hurt. [ __ ]. I told you. No, it's like a new girl. Here's her. I don't want to go home. My girlfriend. Can we, can we go to Indiana? I'm just texting and she's. I actually want a [ __ ] lettuce burger, but she hasn't texted his back, so you're good. Elena, can we all go to In-N-Out with Lena and the baby? The baby is just gonna be out. Yeah, but the baby is hungry. That's what I mean. The baby probably is hungry. So let's go to In-N-Out. Where's In-N-Out? I don't know. The last to the left. What question was I asking? It was something serious. Adam, let's interview you. Can we interview you now? The rules have changed. Adam, do you invest your money into stocks and bonds? No. Oh, I invest my money into guns and dope. Wow. I think that's a bar. When my dope come in, I gotta use the scale that they weigh the whales with. Is that a bar? Are you admitting to being a drug dealer? Yes. You chat for a trap? Are you? I wonder if I am in the trap. And I trap. Okay. Do you travel? Is that why you're cooking crap on your last story? That's. I feel like the way you guys feel now, which is like, hell yeah, we getting rich off selling our bodies. It's tight. Yeah, you should have been the feeling like that. You've been on OnlyFans right now. I actually feel bad about the fact that I want to ask you a serious question. Does Lena give you a cut when she sells your dick on her OnlyFans? Yes. Oh, okay. But this is the more important thing is that I wish now, in retrospect, that as soon as I started dating Lena, that I had realized, oh, this is where it's at. I need to start serving. Like, I should have embraced it more. But to be honest, now I get it. What do you think? What do you have to say when people comment, oh, No Jumper has turned into anymore? If anything, this new thing I'm doing, I think we'll enable that more. And then also, I feel like it's cool because like now you guys can talk to the thoughts every [ __ ] week too. Yes. If you're a thought, hit our DM. I know if you want to be interviewed. If you're relevant, only if you're dropping bombs. If you're irrelevant, pay us ten thousand dollars. Do you see those? What makes you think Ethan was was laughing about ex dying and then he died? Are you serious? Some kid had a viral tweet making fun of him and people are so mad. Really? Wait, you're that's not funny because I know. Okay, yeah, but that's not funny. I knew Ethan, so that's that's that's true. That's why. Okay. It was sad when I saw that they said he died of perk. Mm-hmm. Yes, that's what I was saying. I'm like, nobody dies off a real perk. Yeah, that was. I mean, at least drugs are not. That's why I started our other podcast. I started off by died off of drugs that he bought from one of his regular dealers. You can't choose. Nobody. Fentanyl is [ __ ] killing it. Everybody is so crazy. Really? I mean, when you think about Mac Miller got killed that way. [ __ ]. Oh, yeah. I thought you said his dealer is killing everybody. I said, lock him up. No, I'm locked up. That's real. I'm locked up. No, that's sad. Okay, so you don't care about the people who are saying that like you're born podcast? No, I think it's good. I think we're built. We're making some important things. When you read the comments though, because I read the comments all the time. I feel like we're when you're posting, you're crazy if you let me do this video. It's gonna be so lit. I gotta talk to my lawyer about putting together a contract and like signing you guys. Oh, okay. So do it. If you don't do it, I'm gonna be depressed and I might not. [Music] Because like, we just literally don't care. Like that's not how you should have known. We just don't give a [ __ ] about money. Like I don't really know if you. We, no, no, no. Because you guys are now all of a sudden richer than you ever could have imagined. Yeah, the contract with Adam. Like, why are you guys not getting paid? But we're like, we [ __ ] with Adam. Like he gave us this platform. We're gonna figure it out. Yeah. When is her? Um, what about merch? Merch? Yeah, we do have some designs in the works. Yeah, we gotta get that. What is that gonna be? What if I get killed from [ __ ] with you guys? Why would you get killed? I don't know. I got an angry phone call from who? I'll tell you later. Academics. Tell us off camera. Yeah. One, two, three. Academics. Academics. Yeah. I bet it was YoungBoy because his [ __ ] [ __ ] groupies are all over our page. Yeah, you gotta make something called one time, guys. Who? No one was really. Maybe Waka. No, no. One would you have white fans? You didn't say no to me. You didn't say gang or don't say no. Ain't nobody scared of trait. Tori. There was somebody on behalf of somebody. No one ever makes someone that both of us mentioned or just one of us. I don't even know. Come on. I'll tell you guys off camera. How do you not know? I know exactly what I'm gonna say. I just don't want to say it on camera. Okay, we'll save it. We'll save it. Yeah. Scavenger hunt. Just start with the tea. Docs next door. Episode three. Do not do much. That was episode three. Yeah, no. We and our. We are trying our podcasts. Okay, let us do our outro. And those girls were saying [ __ ] slim danger. We're just saying [ __ ] this one horny [ __ ]. Do you believe that you were [ __ ] planning a [ __ ] orgy with Chief Keef with his baby on the podcast? I was like, what? My drum business. Adam, we're gonna fulfill it right now. We're gonna. Yep. And we're in and out. We need In-N-Out so that we can [ __ ] after. Anyway, this has been the No Jumper. I mean, Sosa. We've signed a deal with 69, by the way, just to let you know here. When he gets exposed, you heard it here's first. One. Thank you. 369. No, Reese. Reese's. You're talking about the same deal that everybody else allegedly got. No, well, I don't know if he really signed a deal, but he's definitely 155% cool with Six Nine and I have the proof. Six. That sucks. All right, later guys. Social media [ __ ] with us every Monday night, 6 p.m. and OnlyFans.com/backside.