JEWELZ BLU F**KS DAN DANGLER’S GRANDPA LIVE DURING PODCAST

You're the first guest ever to bring their grandfather. Can you come on the show? Be nice to him, please. Camp away! It's a good day. It's a good day. This is a podcast. Why are you whispering? I dared her to make out with them. I don't want to do this. This is gross, Ryan. I'm disgusted. Right. Smacking noises. Wait till you hear me slobber. Oh my God, bro. I'm done. Waa! Dan, come on. It's been five long years. Dan, I'm leaving. He can find his own right home. I'm like, now that she's gone, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to H out.

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He. Welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pel. The number one adult show in the world. The number three comedy podcast in the world. We're on fire. We're almost the number two. Thank you for tuning in every week. We love you. We read all the comments and we appreciate you dearly. We're climbing the ladder. More views every [ __ ] week. We're blowing up, and it's all thanks to you guys. Thank you so much. Big episode today. Huge co-host. First time on the show. Known about her for 5 years. I personally have off to her many times. Big fan. Jules Blue. Just so you know, I think I told you this, she just won nicest [ __ ] at the PornHub Awards. And it is a beautiful [ __ ]. This is Jules Blue. Yay! Hi. Congrats on the [ __ ]. Thank you. The vagina. I made it myself. Oh, that's gross. Because you know what? You can't really. You can change your tits. You can change your face. You can't really change your [ __ ]. You can try. You can. But like, it's still a great. It's an amazing. Awards are trimming now. Even trimming. Yeah, even even trimming sometimes doesn't do it. Know if I got any tits, I wouldn't be able to fit anything. I had a girlfriend once. It looked like a high school play curtain. I had to get through there. There's nothing wrong with that. Extra massaging. It's harder to get to that one little bean that you're looking for. It's like, where is that? Anyways, for you, our guest today, she won best newcomer. She blew up quick. She's been doing it for one year. I think she's one of the prettiest girls in the industry. She's one of the top streamers in the world. She's one of the best Warzone players in the world. Probably the best female Warzone player. Right? No, there's a better chick out there. Oh, yeah. I don't. I don't game like that anymore. Okay. She's all the way from Michigan. And she sounds like Forest Gump. This is Dan Dangler. I don't sound like Forest Gump. Yeah, you said something to that guy out there. You, what kind of water we getting? And I said, "W." Last. Like it's like, I don't know. My dad, like, grew up in Detroit, so he's got kind of like a little like ghetto twang kind of vibe. So I picked up on some things that he does, right? And where are you from, Jules? Oh, kind of everywhere. I spent most of my childhood in Germany. My mom's part German, European. Yeah. And then I like my dad's from here. So then I stay like, so the rest of like growing up out in Cali. So I'm I'm a certified Cali. Do you think we sound weird when we talk? I think we all sound the exact same. So that's so funny to me. Everybody says I sound different and I have an accent, but I don't hear it. I literally am like, you sound like me. You sound like me. Oh, you're you're like delusional to your accent. But it's hot. Well, like, but usually when you have an accent, you hear an accent in others as well, then, right? I don't hear that. People say I have a Canadian accent. I have no idea what they're talking about. So I, I hear you. Yeah, I think I sound like Jules. I say like, hockey, soccer. Oh, that's that that's that Michigan. I hear. I hear. I hear the Michigan coming out when you say, what you call keys? Right here. Keys. But car keys. Car keys. Oh, okay. Keys. All right. Oh, Dan, by the way, who was that old guy that dropped you off here? It's my grandpa. Is he still? Is he hanging out? Yeah, he's just in the. Okay, I got to say, you're the first guest ever to bring their grandfather. That's wild. Is that [ __ ]? Did you see that guy? Like, briefly? Yeah, he's in town. I was like, you want to come? And then we'll probably just go get dinner or something. Where are you going to take us? I don't know. I, I don't really know too many places like around this area. So I'll just have to Google something. Okay. And no, no grandma? No, my grandma actually, she's been passed away for like five years now. So five years, like during COVID. So. Oh, [ __ ]. So COVID is real? Yes, Ryan. COVID's real. Good to know. Jesus Christ. Oh, God. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. Than it's nice. So, so that means that he's okay with you doing what? Like, he, he knows about? He knows. He's. Yeah, my my grandparents have always been super cool. So like, yeah, I've. Yeah. No. Does he? Does he watch it? Shut the [ __ ] up, Ryan. No, he doesn't watch it. You know, grandparents. No, I want to cheer on the grand kids. What kind of grandparents do you have? They just support me, whatever I do. Yeah. Actually, fun fact, my grandpa Poochie walked in on me having sex. My parents never did. Poochie. My grandpa Poochie. That is a very GR. So your Poochie was his name or last name? It was his nickname, but everyone just called him Poochie. I was going to say, and he walked in on me [ __ ] my grandpa. So you know, he walked in. [ __ ] your grandpa. No, I wasn't [ __ ] my grandpa. Your grandpa walked in on you [ __ ] your grandpa. But you just told us a girl named Amanda actually. Was he? Was he like, you winning, son? Anyways, it's very nice of him to join. Yeah, he's not joining. He's just out there. But okay. Nice guy. Taking. I don't know what he's doing. You guys are very interested in my grandpa. Okay, enough about the grandpa. Let's talk about Dan Dangler. Thank you. Okay, Dan Dangler. We, we saw you got your name Dan cuz you're a streamer first. Yeah. So you started off as a [ __ ] sick ass Warzone player. Red flag with the beeps. Sorry. Oh, no. So did you make your name Dan so that way you wouldn't be, um, subject to like sexism in the gaming world? Yeah, actually, I made it cuz I was like, it'll pop up. People will click it. And then they'll be like, Dan. But this isn't a boy. And then that's like a couple more seconds. They remember you over the next streamer. You know what I mean? So, um, other people will just like, if you're like Kimmy, they'll click you and then they'll, you know, whatever. I, I don't remember. But if you're like Dan Dangler, yeah, Kimmy, Jimmy, whatever. And then they remember you cuz it's like a little catchy. And then all that. And I think you told me, we're on the AVN red carpet. I asked you how you got your last name, Dangler. And you said something about, was it your tits dangling? No. What? No, you said people assume that you have big [ __ ] lips. That's what you said. When I hear the name Dan Dangler, I think of like some, you know, Western stuff. Like, yeehaw. Like, yeah, going to wrangle you and dangle you. So where'd you get that name, Dan Dangler? It was just something I thought about for a while. I stole. Long story short, I stole somebody's username, um, Dangler, and in gaming. And then I added my own name. Dan Dangler. Took me like a month to decide this. I had a decision. I had a whole list. Well, you can only change your name on Twitch like a couple times a year, like twice. So I was like, it really was a big decision. So I had to like, I wrote down all these things. And I was like, [ __ ] it, that's the one I'm going with. So it was better for like gaming. Now that I'm important, just sounds like I have a penis, you know what I mean? So I'm like, you know what? Dan, I don't think anyone thinks you have a penis. I don't know. No, some guy asked me if it was cuz I had dangly [ __ ] lips. That's what it was. Yes. And I, he's like, cuz I used to call my wife Dangler because she had dangly [ __ ] lips. And I was like, I was like, okay, that's not why, but thank you. Cuz you have a nice [ __ ]? Right? I think so. Yeah, I would say so. It's a good [ __ ]. Jules Blue is like Leon for [ __ ]. Yes. You know, but you're like, you're like Kobe. Yeah, I'm in like, college. I'm like, college pro, right now. You know, like, I'm waiting. I need to get to uni or whatever. What is it? [ __ ] NBA level. That's a university. Best newcomer. What are you trying to win this year, Dan Dangler? I don't know. I just want to be great. Yeah. You're not like one of those like award-focused people? No [ __ ] that. Oh, okay. No, I'm just trying to make money. Like, honestly, that's my biggest goal. I'm the whole reason I'm doing porn is cuz I want to open up like some sort of animal rescue. You love animals? I [ __ ] love animals. Love that. Amazing. Disgusting. I heard that you have seven dogs. Yes. Is that true? Yes. Why are you giving me a gross face? I just. Seven's just insane. Seven's great. I have three cats. So I mean, you know, I can't really say much. Like, I love animals. Yeah. How can you care for the seventh one? You know, it's exhausting. Yeah. [ __ ] them all. Six of them I love. But just the seventh one is where I draw the line. Well, there definitely is one that you can't stand. It's like, oh, there's like, [ __ ] four. It's fine. It's like the guy with the smallest penis in the orgy. It's like, yeah, we'll get to you later. You know? Yeah, totally. Like that. Righty. We get to you later. Cuz you told me also, I don't know if this is private or not, but you don't actually like sex all that much, right? Well, I don't really do like the porn world because I like having sex with like, right strangers and stuff like that. Like, sometimes you get put on set and you're like, ah, [ __ ]. Like, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then who you get casted with? Yeah, I mean, there's moments where, you know, you are casted with someone and I, I always say this, it's like, it's not that they're necessarily like ugly, cuz you know, in porn, everyone has to be somewhat aesthetically attractive. But like, they're not your cup of tea. And you're just like, okay, got to go to that place in my head. What's the place in the head? Um, lube. [ __ ] lube. And just douse that [ __ ]. But I feel like now that I've been in for a while and like, you know, booking and all that, I feel like I don't really encounter that so much anymore. Except because I feel like, you know, the companies I'm working for, they're, I'm like, getting the best of the best of like, of like the guys. So I'm like, okay. So who's? I paid my time. I paid my dues. Okay. So who's like, top three? Top three? Top three? What based on boys you want to work with? Well, they boys have already worked with. Guys have already worked with. But let's hear them. My top three guys. Uh, they're. I love a lot, but I'm just three that come to mind are. I love guess. Guess. Oh, I love Isaiah. Is. Oh, I love him. I shake his hand after. I'm like, thank you, sir. Thank you. Shout out. Is best male performer this year? Yeah. Yes. Heed. Well learned. Okay. So what a sweet muffin that guy, eh? Mhm. That's why. Few words. You know, I like that. He's. And he whispers dirty things. Yeah. He's all dead. I'm like, take me to that place. Okay. Isaiah. Alex Jones. I like Alex Jones too. I don't work with him a lot. With him once, but he's, he's a cutie. I, he makes great. Manuel Ferrara. I've only worked with him once, like very long time ago. JMcK. Oh, I love J. Oh, worked with him as well. Oh, he puts. Oh, yeah. He can Full Nelson any day. Isn't it funny that you could be like, in a room and be like, yeah, we both [ __ ] him, but we've never met? Yeah, we both [ __ ] him, but we've never met. Yes. Yeah, that is crazy. Oh my God. These dogs. Okay. Yeah. And Johnny. Have you guys worked with Johnny? I worked with Johnny once. He's awesome. Really love. Owen. I don't know. Gray. Owen Gray. And the, the girls who know. No, he's like iconic. If you know, you know. Yeah. And, uh, Damon Dice. Who doesn't love Damon? Yeah. Love. I love Damon. I don't think I, I haven't worked with him. And then Ricky. Ricky Johnson. Ricky. And then what about, uh, Sir Kieran Lee? Wait, Spencer. Spen. Oh, Spencer. Yeah. I, not worked with. I have not worked Kieran yet. You haven't worked with Kieran Lee? Five years. Yeah. Shocking. I know. Yeah. I've worked with him a couple times. Good. And how's that? He's great. He's so fun. If he's not making fun of you, he doesn't like you. True. Up. And Dan, you're not bisexual, right? You're gay for pay. I'm gay for pay. But honestly, I don't really know these days. It takes so many [ __ ] SSRIs. I love. What's an SSRI? What is that? My lesbian manicure. Like, I don't really know what I like these days. Like, because of like being on SSRIs for for like mental, like anxiety, like anxiety meds and stuff like that. You're not able to like come, basically. Yeah. So right now, I can come, but it's hard. It's like hard for me to get turned on by certain people now. So I'm actually like working with my doctor on getting off meds so I can be more wor. So you can come more? Yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, Doc, I'm not coming. Yeah. I was like, she's in hibernation, right? Can we wake her up? Like, I don't know what's happening. So does sex feel good? I've never been on that, but I've had friends who like, you know, are on SSRIs and I've like heard like, yeah, like it just takes a longer time for you to come and orgasm. And that just sounds like hell. Cuz I'm like imagining just having your Hitachi and you're like, ah. I think I don't know. I definitely blast like my bits into next year when I use my Hitachi because I'm like, I feel nothing. So it really does like, it really does work. Like how long was your dry spell? What do you mean? No, no orgasm. I don't go through that. I mean, I still orgasm. The thing is, I just am not like all over people. Like, you know, I'm not at a bar like seeing a guy and being like, that's a hot guy. Like, I just, I don't have that like sex drive at the moment. I'm working. Oh my God, cute dog. Yeah. Sexual like panian. Yeah, I'm kind of asexual a little bit. And I'm also kind of pan. Like I like people for like them and [ __ ] like that. Like if I see a hot guy, I don't want to bang him instantly. I want to like, I want to see if he's cool. You know what I mean? And who's cooler? Hot guys or ugly guys? Ugly guys. By far. Yeah. They're way more datable. 100%. That's. They're just so awesome. So do you date ugly people? I try not to date like famous people or like guys that have just girls like all over. You know, like they can't be prettier than you. Yeah. I don't like that. Like fawning all over my person. The [ __ ] for you. Yeah. You're above. Yes. That's how I see it. I mean, like, yeah, you want to, you want to be attracted to them. But I don't know. I like pretty boys. They're fun to look at. I don't know if I could handle dating someone who is like up there. Cuz then I'd be like, damn, I got to like keep an eye. Yeah, it's that's hard. Like, yeah, the days of the hot broke guy are over. Like the hot bartender. You're done, buddy. Well, somebody's going to mess up and date them and then realize they still. Oh, yeah. He's like, I made $126 tonight, babe. In. Let's get pizza. Oh, my. No, those days are over. Yeah. But damn, when you do come, cuz have. Is it true you still haven't came on set? Ever? I have. I mean, I just don't like all the time. Like, I, I want to say I think, but you fake it every scene, basically. I think a lot of people fake it a lot of scenes, but I think a lot of people are scared to say so cuz they don't want their fans to know. Ah, so it's all both. What, Jules? Do you? Well, you know, I'd say yes, sometimes. Like, you know, the main focus. Like, I feel like for guys, it's easier because they just bust a nut, you know? And you can visually see. You know, you, you're visually seeing come out of their, of their genitals. Yes, they are coming. They are orgasming. But I feel like, you know, a lot of the times, like us female performers, we are doing these like intense scenes, like, or we're doing like features with like lots of script. And you know, you're [ __ ] outside in the cold, which is what I did this week a lot. Or scissoring. Yeah, you're supposed to come. Well, scissoring. Like you go and slap your dick with another man and try and come. Like, what the [ __ ] is scissoring? Like, I definitely. Scissoring is [ __ ] right. It's [ __ ] [ __ ]. I definitely experienced pleasure and I have like experienced orgasms on set, but it's not like in every single scene. Like, you know, like yes, I'm like feeling good. Like I, I feel like, you know, kind of like I'm coming, but it's not like a full-blown like exorcism orgasm where I'm seeing God and my eye, you know, like, yeah, for sure. Now, when, cuz fingering is really the best way to get the exorcism, right? I say bring back fingering. Bring back fingering. Make fingering great again. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Like fingering done right, it's amazing. And anal fingering also, in my opinion. Anal fingering. Yeah. Anal fingering. Oh, that's uncommon. That stuff is great. Oh, yeah. You like butt stuff? Oh, yeah. I prefer butt stuff. Like, if I have to choose one way to come the rest of my life, like my butt. They say the quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ass. See, that's hot. Yeah. And I started thinking, I'm a little bit gay cuz I like to eat ass. And if I can't get hard, I eat ass. I get hard. And I think that's a little bit gay on my part. I'm, I think it is a little bit gay. But I mean, it's fine. It's definitely a little bit gay. It's fine. I think guys who eat ass, that's hot. It's like, yes, you're worshiping like my ass. The cheeks. I slap it on my face. Yeah. That's. What about the baby gets you? Like, I don't. It's a taboo thing, you know, typically like anal. Like back in the, back in the day, you know, anal was very like taboo. And that's why like, I feel like, you know, out here in the US, how we do porn is so much different than Europe. Like, in terms of like anal. Out there, anal is the norm. Out here, we're like, wow, anal. Anal. Her for opening up her [ __ ]. Spark. Wow. Yeah. So you like anal sex more than vaginal sex? Um, I mean, like, on, if I, every day, like, probably not. I don't know. I'm a little bit worried my [ __ ] is going to fall out. Oh, I feel like I don't think you. My [ __ ]. Yeah, you have. Have you ever seen a prolapse before? Yes, I have. And they're scary. I have not experienced it. I've seen it on Twitter. Sometimes I'm like, oh, I've been online way too long today, guys. So two people in my family, one person, their butthole fell out. And they need. What fell out? It [ __ ] fell out. Their intestines were coming out. And so they, like, out of their butt, a little bit. So they had to get them pulled up and pinned to their hips. No, like on the inside. To their hips. That's what they did. That's what they told me. And then another person, their lower intes. Another person, their vagina fell out because they had a baby. Family, everyone's losing their [ __ ]. And they bottomed out. Well, they had a baby and then they pushed a couch like a week later. And it fell out. What do you? If things just fall out? Scary. What are they? Humpty Dumpty? Now I'm like, I always have my legs crossed. Like a lot of the time. I'm always like squeezing, like to keep it up. INE. Yeah. And like, and it's actually a problem. Like my vagina's like, [ __ ] steel sometimes. It's like, because I'm like, that [ __ ] is not going to fall out. No [ __ ]. Talk about family trauma right there. Oh my God. You're not born for porn at all. Get out of here. Yes, I am. Your tits are going to fall off. No, they're not. Nothing. Nothing on me has malfunctioned. You're still young. Well, that's why I try not to do anal every day. Like, if you. Could. I think doing anal every day is probably not smart. Also, anal fissures and tears. I don't know. My dad's dick just kept falling off all the time. I probably wouldn't be jerking off. Wait, why? Here. Okay. I don't know. I've never heard that one in my life. She's just moving to couch. She's like, ah, my [ __ ] dropped again. Yeah. A thing. Ernest. Ernest, can you get my [ __ ] on the floor? My God, I'm moving. Oh, no. Out. Just like a little bit. I would assume. Oh, no. Enough to like where you'd have to go like get it fixed. Yeah. That's something. Yeah. So I'm like, number. Adding another reason to the list of why you should not have kids. Yeah. I'm like, uh, wow. Okay. Your boobs, Dan Dangler. Yes. They're boobs. Massive. They're not that crazy big. Oh, they're the biggest I've ever seen. I love them. Why do you say they're not the biggest? You ever. I'm only [ __ ] five five. Yeah. Those are the biggest boobs on the face of the [ __ ] planet. You were just posting some chick with like [ __ ]. She has the biggest in the world. Okay. Yeah. How come I feel like you every day you're calling somebody the hottest girl in the world, the prettiest girl in the world? When I say it, I believe it in the moment. I do. Like that. I do like that. You know, I, I, I believe what I'm saying. He loves women. That's what I like. I love a man who really loves and like worships women. Like, yes, you're so hot. And everything about you. Like, I, I exper. I get that. Like when I'm on set with like, you know, certain like of like, you know, co-stars are like, oh my God, yeah, I'm just, you know, was like that. Zach Wild. Yeah, Zach Wild gets really excited like when they're doing. When you girls are doing like the. Te. Say why you smiling like that? I was just thinking. Just keep going. You don't like Zach Wild? No, I do. Do you see her face? I'm trying to think. I'm really high right now. So I'm trying to think of Zack. Zack Wild. He's the one who came three times the other day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He jizzes a lot. He jizzes a lot. He came on my ass. He's bald. Yeah. I had a spazer scene with him and he came over. Um, and then he came on my ass. Came on my ass. And then came on my face. It was impressive. Yeah. I was like, I wonder what he eats to like be able to make that much nut. He take really good vit. He doesn't jerk off or [ __ ] off camera. He keeps it all for scenes. That has to. He must take some really good vitamins. Also. Yeah. He's in it to win it. Mhm. Yeah. What a speech. I love it. What is a goon? So. Oh, every keep saying this. So gooner and gooning. Like someone. It's a very. It's a niche thing in porn where people are like obsessed with porn. Like porn, porn. True porno obsession. Yeah. Like, like, you see these screens right here. If you were a true goon, you'd be in your room in the dark. All of these screens would be playing like different types of porns. And You'd West. Yeah. Or you'd be just like looking at it. Sometimes you don't even need to jerk off. Or sometimes you're, you're just, you're just edging. You don't even come. You just literally like do it for like the pure like mindless enjoyment of porn. Like Zach, he has his like little thing. Goon Muse. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, nutting like five times and whatever. And he has like the screen in the background that's like some gooner [ __ ] right there. Yes. Hey, Kanye has. Kanye DM'd your girls? Nope. No, no. Something I saw him. He's like, YE poor. But he's the most common DM in porn now. Por. He's the new Chris Brown/Tiger. Wasn't it like, who was it? Was it Lil Baby with his foot fetish obsession? Lil Baby? No, who was it? There's. It's like every girl who's ever made an OnlyFans will always get messages from this guy. He's like a famous rapper. And he's like, has like a foot fetish. Oh, my feet suck. Do you have nice feet? Uh, they're okay. I played soccer my whole life, so probably not the best. Okay. What's like some O requests people ask for, Dan Dangler? My people ask for regular [ __ ]. But then they be asking for some annoying [ __ ]. Like, what? Like what? They'll be like, can you record yourself like upside down for 15 seconds doing this? Pretending I'm on top of you. Then we transition into you're on top of me. And and then do that for 50 seconds. It's like, I'm like, where the [ __ ] are these ideas coming from? I think they're so bored. I'm. But I'm just like, why so specific? Yeah. I think the weirdest one to this day, and this is this custom that I did for this fan. And in my head when I was doing it, I'm like, I will never do this again for anybody. And I'm like, this is like blackmail material almost because it was so embarrassing. Like, this guy had, he wanted me to do like panty hose encasement on on myself. And he wanted me to like run around and like basically like, you like speak gibberish and oink. And like, I don't know. Yeah. That is black. I to embarrass you. I don't. He's like, yeah, I want you to speak gibberish and do this and that and like oink and be covered in panty hose. And I'm like, I, I'm like, I'm never doing this again. Here, here's my thing, okay? Every girl that has an OnlyFans gets weird requests all the time. Yeah, of course. Who are the men ordering this? Living among us? That's what I want to know. Don't tell me it's just weirdos in their basement. It's probably some people I'm very close to. The rich too, right? The rich are really [ __ ] weird. You have stories? I just feel like all the rich people like to be embarrassed and like pooped on. And like. Have you done any of that? No. I've never pooped on anybody. Right. She's like, yet. Not, you know. Right. Price? Maybe. But what would price be, Dangler? I don't know. Maybe like 5K. Take a [ __ ] on someone. If it's convenient. He's already there. You have to poop. No. Um, probably like at least 15. 15K, I'd say. 15 to 20 minimum. It's got to be right here and right now. The cash is in my hand. It's got to be just drop it on my face. But but like, but like, I don't. I, I have. I poop on a schedule. I don't. I can't just randomly. On a schedule. Like every morning. Like I have a regular digestive system. I, every morning. Oh, you guys are intolerant like me. Yeah. You, you just be [ __ ] poor. These guys had to share a hotel with me at Coachella. Oh, no. Yeah. They know. They know. One bathroom. That's right. So Dan, how much sex are you having off cam then? Not much. Oh, a little bit here and there. I plead the fifth. A little bit here and there. Like we're talking once a week. I don't know. All right. I'm the. Yeah. I, I look at you and I say, you do not give voluntarily [ __ ]. I don't give voluntarily. Like, I don't offer them. Offer a start to finish [ __ ] and just do it. I, I don't. That's a lot of work. I don't think a lot of people like just. Is rare. Who am I just offering that to? Like [ __ ] people walking down the street? Well, no, like I'm not. But girlfriends, you know, every guy begs and prays, oh, please let my girlfriend be like a voluntary dick sucker. You know, we all wish. We all wish. But then we get with our girl, they don't do it. I'm over for like, for the homies, like pass around your girl to the homies. You know, if they're hot. Yes. No, no. I know. I did try to follow what he was saying there from it. It took me a minute. Did I miss it? Did I miss it? We just want a girlfriend who's like, hey, babe, do you want a [ __ ]? Oh, who's down to give some head? Boys want a girlfriend. I see. Yeah. Well, not to share, though. Just for me. Not sh. I just want my girlfriend to want to give me a. To want to give me a [ __ ]. If you had to date somebody in the porn industry right now, who would it be? True Kate. Next question. But but like, can you easily come from [ __ ]? Also, that's the question. Cuz a lot of guys are like, yeah, I can't come that easy from [ __ ]. See, I don't get that. I think I think they're capping on that [ __ ] because like, like you said, who, who doesn't want their dick sucked? But you know, [ __ ] are a a love. You know, cuz me, I'm doing the guac guac 3000 like super sloppy wipe. You have to wipe your ass after. Like spit bubbles everywhere. Sh. You know, I go out. So I don't know. You guys rim? I don't rim. That's on your no list. I'm an old-fashioned girly. I don't. I like a guy that like, if I touch his [ __ ], he he's like, what the [ __ ] are you doing? Like, that's the kind of guy I'm into. Count on this hand the guys in the industry that I have rimmed. So no. On camera? I mean, no. Off camera? No [ __ ]. No. I'm. If you rim me, that's fine. You like that? Sure. But I don't want to rim anybody. If your [ __ ] is shaved clean and like very clean and you're showered. Yeah. No one does that. Does actually. Yeah. I think the only. The only performers that I have rimmed. Dread Nate Nasty. Dre likes the rims. And then hold on. Who else? Owen Gray. And then I think that's really it. I don't. It's not, you know, me eating. Great. You wanted to do that one. Um, well, I know he likes it. And so I was into it. Like, if you like. And he's, you know, everything's nice down there. So but yeah, I think less than five. Less than like four. Like four to five guys that I've rimmed in my entire time in the industry. Cuz it's not something that I normally do. Um, yeah, just because I'd rather them do it. And also, you know, man ass. You know, I don't know. I don't want hepatitis. I'm straight. I'm like, keep your poop. Dan, if you had to date a male in the adult industry, who would it be? Who I think would treat me the best? I think would be Alex Ma. Oh, I love. I love Alex. Or John. Legendary. Yeah. I think those are two guys who would treat me. Or Isaiah. Oh, yeah. Isaiah. For those are the like, they're all so sweet. Like, you know. Have you ever [ __ ] a male performer off cam? Nope. Never. Never. That's crazy. I'm. I'm literally. I, I told you I was different. I'm like a work. Like I work. That's it. Was with you right there until recently. And I had my first ever. I'm not going to say the names, but safe place. But but get out of here. But I had my first ever like, you know, off camera like, you know, male performer like, you know, hookup like, whatever. So I don't know. Like, but it's not something that I like typically do. Because for me, it's like, you know, don't [ __ ] where you eat. And like, why ruin a good thing? Also. Yes. That's kind of like how I feel about it. Yeah. I'll tell you this. I've been with a few now. Just a couple. Yeah. We know. Everybody knows. Keep going. Right. And I'll tell you this. There's there's two types of girls that do it. Okay? There's the ones that give you the porn star show. You know, they give you what you see on browsers. Then there's the ones that are like, I do that all. Probably like you. I do that all day. I don't want to do all that. Like, let's just have. Don't assume how freaky I am, okay? You don't know. Okay. So how freaky are you? I'm freaky. I would say, but I'm your typical woman. Like, I'm going to give it my all in the very beginning. Yes. Right. And then as time goes on, once you're comfortable with them, when time goes on, just use it when you want, you know, like, I'm working. Do your thing. You know, I'm busy. I agree. Like, you know, regular sex for me, like, I'm definitely pillow princess. But I feel like a lot of like, you know, my on camera persona with how I [ __ ] and how I act, it's like, you know, that's like a more exaggerated like, you know, version of how I am in real life. Like, I, I definitely loud. I definitely like to dirty talk during sex. I'm like, yeah, [ __ ] give it to me. Whatever. Dirty talking. You're good at the dirty talking? I think so. Yeah. You got a dirty. Do you want to give us some? Do you work on it? Your craft? No. Do you write slurs down? No. But I do think that just working with other performers helps your dirty talk. You watch porn to like, kind of like, how does Angela do it? You know? No, but when you work with those people, you like hear things that they say, like, like, oh, [ __ ], I could go down that road. Like, I didn't think about that. Like, what's like a new line you've been dropping? You know, I like to say like, milk your balls a lot. Yes. Oh, yeah. I, I say that all the time. And I got that from somebody else. But I don't. Do you remember who? No, I can't remember. Okay. But you know, I, I love the use my whole. All that stuff. I like. I like to say, make, make this [ __ ] yours. I like to say, make this [ __ ] yours. Jerk off your [ __ ] inside of me. Yes. I like that. Like, I don't know. Just [ __ ] like that. Make me your little [ __ ] toy. Yeah. Yeah. Little [ __ ] toy. Yeah. We like the little [ __ ] toy. That's cute. That's right. Yeah. Feeling your throbbing [ __ ] deep inside of me. She's horny. I think. Yeah. You're, you're opposite of Dan Dangler. Yeah. Horny. Horny girl. I am a horny girl. I don't know. I'm horny. I'm just not like, how many bodies off cam? Like, I don't tell people that. Actually, probably like, I want to say 12. I don't tell people that. You know, you know what's funny? I have to. I have to say, I, I feel like me and you resonate like a lot with like, you know, personal sex life because, funnily enough, for me, like, you know, random hookup type stuff isn't like something I typically normally do. Yeah. Like, I like to kind of like, I don't know. For me, it's like hot to [ __ ] people I know and like regular guys. Yeah. You. I like to know. I like to know what I'm, you know, what I'm getting into. I don't know. Cuz it just, I like to know what's going to happen. You know what I mean? Regular guys are hot. Like a. Like I saw a guy with like a Hummer truck type thing. It had like an American flag on it. And I was like, oh, no. Things that make me wet. Check was like, that is so hot. Took a picture of it. 42 dogs coming out of his car. Oh, you know, it's crazy. Rides. That's who I can see you with actually. Some real humanitarian. 42. You know, like, you guys open a dog shelter together. Yeah. I love that. That's cute. Like, it's just a really good guy. You see him on the side of the road like in a blanket with a like a little pig. Oh my God. And he's like, the pig almost got hit by a car. Oh, no. A sad. You know how cool is porn though, that we can go online when we're at to work with somebody or like, you know, if we want to collab with somebody and we can literally just Google them, look them up on Twitter and like, yep, that's what your genitals look like. And like, but like the real world, you can't do that. You like when you're on like dating apps or whatever, like you're like, [ __ ]. Like, I don't know. Like, what is there? Should be a dating app where you just have to show it. Know what I think? But then of course, I would never get laid. You know what I think is cool as like a porn star? Like, we probably break the record for like being in a the room for like the most people who have [ __ ] each other. If that makes sense. Like, whenever I go to like AVN or like PornHub Awards, I'm like, everybody here [ __ ] each other. Like, where else in the world is there something like that? But you know what? Everywhere you worked before porn, let's be honest, is all assess pool too, kind of. But not not to the extent. No. Yeah. But it was really hot because I'm like, I [ __ ] you. I [ __ ] you. I [ __ ] you. I [ __ ] you. Like, you ever work at a nightclub? The whole club's [ __ ] each other. I didn't work at one. No. Okay. But restaurants. Even at like, I, all the people at my restaurant were old. Chili's. They they be [ __ ]. Walmart. We [ __ ]. What did you do before streaming? I took care of people with dementia. Oh, I did. Uh, I worked for Jimmy John's. I did. What else? I did everything. Like a little bit of everything. So you had restaurant. Ugly girl jobs. Ugly girl jobs. Yeah. What does that mean? Well, cuz you're so hot and you just worked like normal jobs. Like, yeah, I guess I did. I did like a little bit of everything. You know, when did you know? You know, when did you wake up one day, look in the mirror and say, oh, I'm a body. A body. A body. Is that a new like term? No, I'm a body. Badd. Bad. Baddy. Oh, she bad. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, the accents are coming out right now. The accent. I heard hardcore Canadian. Get a Canadian walk into a bar. Like, body baddad. You mean baddy? Yeah. Baddy. Um, I just, I guess I went more in porn when I was streaming. Like when people, you know, would bring up like making OnlyFans, making OnlyFans, making OnlyFans. So even when you started streaming, you were like, it's cuz I'm sick at gaming, not cuz I'm a baddy? Well, no, I thought I kind of had a little bit of both. I was like, I was like, ooh, I can maybe attract some men here. And then I'm good at gaming and they'll stay around. Do you show cleavage when you game? Or do you go? I don't game anymore. Oh, you're done. No, I stream like pools and hot tubs. Okay. Okay. And I twerk. Oh, you're a twerker. I twerk. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know that. I thought your thing was the boobies. No, I mean, I guess sure. Your verse. I can do. Okay. Uh-huh. And then you can shake that thing. Yep. One at a time. One at a time. That's why they call her the Dangler. And [ __ ] Kuckles. I'm sure [ __ ] Kuckles doing them right now. Same. Same. Got tuck that thing. Never know they want to go down like Auntie Auntie Carmen with their [ __ ] on the couch. Talk about snail trail. Dan, I saw you on Holly Randall's show and you said love what an angel. And, uh, you said that you don't believe dinosaurs existed. Oh my God. We don't have to bring that up again. I just want. We can. That's fine. Okay. All right. I just think they're too fantastical. What is that? What do you mean? Like, I don't think they existed in the way that we think they existed. And if they did exist, I think we might have lived amongst them. But like, you know, how like if you go down into the deep, deep ocean and [ __ ] gets like way bigger. Like, what is it? Like, I forget what it's called. But it's like everything gets large. The deeper you go because of the pressure that needs to be bigger to survive. Oh, yes. Right. Yeah. Okay. So I'm like, some weird [ __ ] happening. Big. No, no. Jesus Christ. Like, there's giant squids and stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah. That's all because it's from the bottom of the ocean. It gets like giganticism because it's so [ __ ] pressurized. There are some like prehistoric like ocean creatures that still exist. I think. Well, I'm like, what was wrong with the Earth that things were so large? Like out up there? I just don't [ __ ]. I see what you're saying. They ate all the food and they. Right. Okay. Was there bad pressure on Earth? Is kind of what you're asking. I don't [ __ ] know. Like, I just, it's so fantastical to me. It's crazy. Yeah. Like, it's so crazy that.

It's hard to believe. So, do you think aliens have been here on Earth?

Yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, I'm [ __ ] weird. I'm like, "No, I'm an alien guy." Yeah, I think something's going on. What's going on? That I don't know. Okay, you're going to figure it out. No, I'm just going to get high and chill. Let that [ __ ] go on. Alien cakes, Mexico. You're a bit of a conspiracy theorist, Dan Dangler. Yeah, I don't like follow conspiracies, but I definitely believe in them. I didn't believe in Co, but God rest your grandmother's soul. Yeah, one for me, one for Mrs. Dangler. Don't do that in your own office. I'm sorry. God.

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And our next segment is with this, uh, the number one gambling site in the world, Cloudbet. Love it. I'm addicted. Number one online casino. Link below to try it out. Please do. It's [ __ ] awesome. We're going to play a little game here. Dan, what color underwear are you wearing right now? Red. I'm going to bet five grand on red. That's a lot. If we win, I'll give you half. All right, I'll take it. Let me see the red undies just to make sure you're not lying. Oh, yeah. Okay, the red. That wasn't a perverted ask. It was for business purposes. Research, data analytics. Showed more for less. Here we go. This is from Cloudbet, number one gambling site in the world. I'm addicted to it. It's [ __ ] red. De Dangler. We won. Yeah, we won. There's, I'll Zelle you. I got to move to my check-ins and my savings might be six business days, but I'll send you the five. Sounds good.

All right, you know what I really want to do, Dan? Just 'cause it's so [ __ ] bizarre. I already know you told me yes. That's why you brought another chair here. We took a little pause. We added the chair. I want to bring on Grandpa Wayne. I can't believe I'm, I've just never met a porn grandpa before. Don't call him that. Well, he's, it's just crazy that he's here. And he looks like a really nice guy. He is a nice guy. So be nice to him, please. I love his outfit. Grandpa Wayne, can you, can you come on the show? Do you mind? Not at all. Grandpa Wayne, is that you? Guys, call him Grandpa Wayne. Hi. Hi. Hi, Grandpa Wayne. Yeah, they were. If you want to grab the mic there, swing it around. What's up, Grandpa Wayne? How you doing? I'm, I'm right side up. It's a good day. It's a good day. I can't believe, guys. I can actually see the resemblance. I'm not gonna lie. I do see the resemblance. Yeah, seriously. How, what's it like having such a, she shaves closer. Nice. Yeah, we both have mustaches. What's it like having such a beautiful granddaughter? You know, she's always, I don't know, it's no different. She's always, you know, she's always beautiful. So she came out of the, you know, beautiful. So, yeah, right. But your, your friends, you know, your are they kind of like, "Oh, is your granddaughter coming around?" You know, things like that. You know, I never thought of that before, but I do get company when she's around. You're right. The boys show up. Yeah. Jesus. 'Cause let me ask you this, with her canes and their walkers and, you know, you're a little life more seasoned than we are. Are you, you still like, that's a nice way to put it. Yeah, thank you. Are you still horny like I am? Ryan, I just wonder if I'm going to be like this my whole life. Like, do you still watch? Do you watch porn? You know, I'm old, but I'm not dead, right? No. So, yeah. Yeah, right. So my question to you is, can I cry in a corner? No, no. Not if you watch. Of course not. But do you fear that if you're scrolling on, you know, PornHub, if you'll see your granddaughter? Like, "Oh, [ __ ]." Ah, turn away. You know? No. Oh, no. It's, you know, it's, it's not an event that I think about, right? And, uh, thank God. If, if it were to happen, I would probably just keep on scrolling, you know, just pretend like, no, like, "Oh, no BBC and my granddaughter." Okay. Okay. Too far. Too far. Yeah. Okay, dear. Great. And thank God, I don't think he even knows what that means. And Wayne, yeah, since, uh, po Brewing Company, BBC. I know exactly what it is. And, and we're sorry to hear about your wife passing during Co. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. And, and since then, have you been dating? Have you, it's been about five years now. Four years. I didn't know that was possible. Can you do that? Is that okay? Date? Yeah. Yeah. Is that all right? Yeah, that's up to you. That's up to you. That's your life. I can't. Yeah, but it's, uh, hadn't really thought about that, you know, it's, didn't know. But I guess nowadays, in the internet age, there's there's something for everyone, I suppose. Yeah. We'll get them on Tinder. That's what I was thinking. Can you show them Tinder after this? Yeah, there's these, there's these dating apps. You have a phone, right? An iPhone? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's these dating apps, Tinder, Bumble, Hinge. Yeah. Yeah. You flip it, you know, 'cause I think, you know, maybe it's time for you to get back out there. You know, that's a, consider. Yeah. Okay. I mean, for someone handsome at your age. So I don't know. You think he's handsome? He is a handsome chap, isn't he? I'd say so. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm from her. Thank you. What do you think of Jules Blue? She's stunning. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying, I was trying not to stare. Right. It's hard to not stare. No, don't even start. Maybe start. Feels blue. How long has it been? I never measured it. Oh, you mean how long? [Music] When was, 90s? Was it? Why are you asking me? I can't remember yesterday, let alone. I think that's how she's asking you, Grandpa. How long has it been since, uh, does it work? Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I can't. I think so. Good question. I think so. Jesus. I think so. Okay. Yeah. So this is painful. You say that's hot. Yeah, me. I like this. This is unreal. Remember I said there's the ones in porn that are really horny and the ones that do it because it's business. She's horny, clearly. Yeah. But that's also my grandpa, so we're good. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. I like to see where this. Wayne, you have any old-school pickup lines? You know, you used to use? Maybe I do. Like some old-fashioned courting. So, you know, you, that's a good question. Pickup lines. Yeah. Well, they don't work. Pickup lines. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorites was, "Hey, what's your sign?" Oh my God. He knows my age. No, no, that is so in. "What's your sign?" He knows. Did I come back around? Oh, yeah. People ask that. "What's your sign?" "What's your sign?" "Are we compatible?" "What's your?" When they tell me, I have no idea what they're talking about. Right. Yeah. My sign is "Stop. Pay toll." Oh, my. My stupid jokes. I know. No, no, they're good. Those are better than dad jokes. Grandpa jokes. Yeah. Yeah. We love Grandpa Wayne. Yeah, we love this. So you guys are very close? Yeah. I would say so. Yeah. Yeah. I would say so. We've been close for a while. Yeah. I've always been her fan. Yeah. In a non, yes, professional sense. In a professional sense. In a non-professional. All through school, I always read that she would do well. So, and she did. Yeah, she is doing very well. Got my two degrees. So, yeah. Yeah. Jules also does very well. You ever seen her on the internet? No, I haven't. But I'm going to have to do some searching. All right. All right. This is gross. Well, she is. She's a very sexy woman. Very sexy young woman. I love this guy. Okay. But that's all right. Some things are just so obvious, you know. You, oh, wow. I'm expressing OB. Now, as long as it's just compliments. I would like to see Grandpa Wayne and Jules. Boiss. I don't know how. If I like that idea. That's. Come on. He hasn't. It's been five years. Maybe just a little. You know, Jules, I mean, if I cross the line, then maybe I'm. There's a line. I didn't know there was. Oh my God. My Ager can't be a line. Oh, no. Little smooch. I'm gonna do it. Yeah. Do it. Equal opportunity. Oh, that's me. I don't like this. Oh, I'm getting excited. Oh my God. No, I don't want to miss this. Oh my God. All right, that's enough. That's enough. That was hot. Sit down. I think he still has it. Yeah, he still got it. It tastes good too. Okay. How does hack it backwards? Is it my color? Is a good color for me? A, I don't. No. Okay, this is a bit much. I don't know. I kind of want to see more. You would like. You would. I'm, I'm a professional. Like this guy. I mean, he has the hat backwards. It's in sports mode now. All right, that's too much, dude. It was funny to kiss with tongue. They used to do that. They call French kiss. They call. I know, I know. Older men love tongue kissing. Really? Are you doing this just to be a [ __ ] or like what do you? Well, Dan, call her a [ __ ]. I'm sorry, but like, it's whatever, dude. This is, I don't know. I don't really [ __ ] like this anymore. Are we C? Okay, we, we'll stop. Yeah, we'll stop. What does he want? I mean, I feel like it's been a while. It's been a long time. Lonely. Oh my God, this is [ __ ] hilarious. No wonder you brought this guy. Yeah, but he's also my grandpa, so let's like chill. You literally look like you're about to get wet through your pants right now, bro. Like calling me out. So calling me out. So calling me out. I'm, I'm kind of into older men. I'm kind of grossed out right now and I feel like I should leave. Honey, don't be mad. You're just being weird, dude. Well, I've always been weird. Why, why would I change now? You know me. I know. No, but still, this is too much. Okay. Um, uh, I feel weird now. Cheer up. Mhm. You're being grumpy. I'm fine. It's whatever. Killing the vibes. Hey, that's my job. Being grumpy. Yours. I'm not grumpy. It's whatever. I'm just chilling. Oh boy, this is going to be fun. What you guys? This is a podcast. Why are you whispering? I dared her to make out with them. I don't want to do this. This is gross. What? This is gross. I brought him on. We were supposed to go out to eat after this. He winked at her. I don't care, bro. Seriously, this is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] gross. Ryan, I'm disgusted. Right, bro? E. The smacking noises are disgusting. You hear me? Slobber. Oh my God, bro. I'm [ __ ] done. This is [ __ ]. Come on. No, I'm done. This is [ __ ]. I didn't bring you here to do this. Oh, we just. He's being a legend. No, I don't know, bro. It's been five long years. Dan. No, this is [ __ ] [ __ ]. I, I didn't expect all this. I didn't want any of this to happen. Come on. This is weird for me. He's my family. Like, what the [ __ ]? You're being selfish. Someone to be happy. Not [ __ ] in front of me. That's [ __ ] disgusting, bro. I'm [ __ ] leaving. Andrew, get the keys. I'm going. This is [ __ ] this is [ __ ] [ __ ]. I'm, I'm leaving. He can find his own [ __ ] ride home. I want to be happy. Like, happy is nice. She'll get over it, right? Did she do this a lot? Well, I wouldn't say a lot, but because the occasion hadn't come up. But pardon the pun, hadn't come up before. Yeah, right. So, um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, now that she's gone, I think that would be legendary. I don't know if you guys hooked up. You know, it might have been longer for you, but a couple days for me feels like years. Oh, honey, you know, you could go blind. You're the [ __ ] man. Wayne's the goat. I don't know. Now I'm curious to see like, you know, are you serious? Equipment? I don't know. I kind of am serious. If you [ __ ] D's Grandpa, you're a legend. I like, I haven't [ __ ] someone's. I mean, I probably have before, but not someone that I've known. So what's your oldest, Jules? Oh, oh my goodness. Probably like mid-70s. Oh, how? 32. I'm 29. So, okay. I lie a little. I think it'd be legendary, but I don't want to pressure anybody. I don't know. I'm kind of, I'm kind of feeling the vibe a little bit. Should we move, uh, rooms? 'Cause we can't do it in here. We had people [ __ ] during the podcast before. And not that you guys are going to [ __ ], but whatever you guys get into the studio here. They don't want us doing it on the chair. So that's okay. We could find somewhere else fun to do it. Okay, let's go over to that room over there. I'm still going to be. You guys are talking. What are we going to do about Dan Dangler? That's a problem. I don't even know who. She'll probably never speak to you again. But family, you know, that's a, that's a tough one. No, we'll figure out. You know, yeah, we'll figure out. I'll borrow a cup of sugar or something. I don't know. And ladies and gentlemen, Grandpa Wayne, Dango's grandfather, who just drove over here because he was in town visiting. [ __ ] Jules Blue. Perfect. Multiple positions. Came in her mouth. Perfect. Jules, you're a rock star. You're a legend. Grandpa Wayne, you are the king of the world. This, this is Pillow Talk. Maybe the best episode of all time. We'll see you next Tuesday. [Music]