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First gear, here we go. And second gear, we go.
Hey man, how far you going, man? Oh, right here. It'll be fine, man. Oh man, you ain't scared of a little speed, are you, man? Oh, you got some speed, man. Huh? Oh, speed? H-no, I ain't got no speed, man. Hey, you know what I do got though, man? I got a joint, man. Oh, wow. All right. Hey, come on, light it up. Let's get Chinese eyes, man.
What kind of joint is this, man? Oh, it's a heavy-duty joint, man. Looks like a toothpick, man. No, it's not a toothpick, man. Hey, it is a toothpick, man. Oh man, it's just these are top-heavy. I must got it in the other pocket, man. Hold on, man. I got the little [ __ ] right here, man. Oh, that's my dick. Yeah, there we go. Hey, there you go, man. Let that sucker up, man. We'll go to the moon. Need to hope your dick's bigger than this, man.
Hey man, you want to get out and walk, man? Hey, you want to get high, man? This is how they do it. Got wooden balls, man. I got a joint here, man. I've been saving for a special occasion. Play fire. Yeah. Hey, I hope the drums don't mess up your up post-street, man. N-I'm in a band too, man. Oh, I am? Yeah, I'm a lead singer, man. Ah, that's it. Yeah, we play everything from like Santana to El Cho, man. You know, like everything. Say, "Hey, I'm just a little machine and I don't work for nobody but you. I'm just a love my and I don't for nobody. My temperature rise and then I go for her thighs and I say in [Music] my in [Music] my."
Is that a joint, man? That got that looks like a got a quarter-pounder, man. Z-be careful with that chit, man. Oh, is it heavy stuff, man? Will it blow me away? Better put your seatbelt on, man. I D that much [ __ ]. I've been smoking since I was born, man. I could smoke anything, man. You know, like I smoke that M, man. Aab gold, man. I even smoke that tight stick, you know. Tight stick? Stick? Yeah, you know, all that stuff is tied to a stick, you know. Oh, I stick? Yeah, that didn't even do nothing to me, man. I could probably smoke this whole joint, man, and still walk away, man. Wouldn't be no problem at all, man. Talk it out, man. Kind of grabs you by the poo-boo doing it.
Hey man, what, what? Oh, what was in this [ __ ] man? Mostly mau wowe, man. Yeah, but it's got some Labador in it. What's Labador? It's dog [ __ ]. What? Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little [ __ ] ate it, man. Yeah, so I had to f-around a little baggie for three days before I got got it back. Really blew the dog's mind. You mean we're smoking dog [ __ ]? [Music] Man, I think it's even better than before, you know. D-I wonder what great D tastes like, man. Wow, man, that's some heavy [ __ ] man.
Hey man, am I driving okay? I think we're parked, man. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] God damn, I was in that [ __ ] man. I never had no dope like that before in my life, man. That's the heaviest [ __ ] I ever smoked, man. I mean, I smoked a lot of [ __ ] before, man. But God damn, man, that's heavy [ __ ]. You okay? I can't breathe. What's the matter? I can't breathe, man. What this right here? Hey man, hey, hey. I got something to mail you out, man. You're just freaking out here. I never smoked no [ __ ] like that before. Take these, man. Take these. This so melly up, man. What is this, man? Let's take it, man. Hey, hey, don't take those, man. What? I almost gave you the wrong [ __ ] man. Hey man, I already took him, man. Hey, what do you mean? Wow, man. Hey, what was that [ __ ] man? You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life. Hey man, I never had no acid before, man. He's hope you're not busy for about a month. [ __ ] I'm going to die, man. That stuff's going to make me die, man. Man, no, that's good acid. Hey man, I never had it before, man. That's going make me. It's going to make me freak out, man. I seen those guys walk around my neighborhood had too many ass, man. Head look like a pumpkin like that, man. Mow out, man. Just go. Oh, what do it, man? Oh, oh. [Music] Oh, oh. [ __ ] Yeah, you better now, man. Yeah. Meow. Yeah. Feel all right, huh? Yeah. What are you doing, man? Sometimes that helps. Hey, listen, can we get off this street, man? Listen, we're parked in a bad spot, man. The cops just went by, man. Hey, hey, the rap. Hey man, we're being pulled [Music] over. They coming, man. Cool, man. I never had it before, man. I didn't think it was going to be like this, man. Woo. [Laughter] What's the problem, [Laughter] son? Slow down your window. Keep on knocking, but you can't come in. Cops, man. Where I got to roll down the window, man. There you go. Where the anchor? I must it away. I don't know. I forgot. You forgot that on the movie. I get, get. Can I see your license, sir? What your license? Where is your license? License? It's on the bumper, man. Back there, man. No, I mean your driver's license. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I got my driver's license, man. That just sounded so real funny, man. Yeah, your mama, sir. What is your name? What, what, what's your name? Isn't it on there on the license, man? Yeah, that's it. Pedro the Pacas, man. That's my name. Just wait here a minute, huh? Okay. Hey, hurry back. I meet you already, darling, man. I got to get really dope, man. Don't act a fool. Oh, okay. Going to get [Laughter] I'm blind. Oh, [ __ ] I'm blind. [Music] What's hey, I can see clearly now the. Hey, how long does this [ __ ] last? And what is your name, sir? You scar me. What I told you my name, man. What's your name? Oh, name. Hey, what's your name, man? The dude wants to know your name, man. Uh, his name is Ral, man.