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A narc says the same stupid hateful things to you, doesn't he? You can say the same things back to him or her. There are female narcs, too, and plenty of them. So, if there's men listening here, oh yeah, absolutely. And as you you'll find as you go along, you'll get better and better at developing these sarcastic, edgy responses.
Okay, here's here's some examples. Narc says, "You are such an unhappy, bitter, angry woman." You say, "You ain't seen nothing yet."
The narc says, "Addressing you as woman," he calls you woman, is biblical. You could say, "Dressing you as fool is biblical."
Narc says, "I have a genius IQ." They all think they have a genius IQ. Your response, "Really? Where is your Nobel Prize, your Puliter Prize? They must be around here somewhere."
The Narc says, "I can't stand living with you." You, "What a relief. You know where the front door is. Leave today." Like he's going to do that. But still, it's powerful to say that. And you mean it.
Narc, "No man would ever want you." Your response, "Correction, no dirtball man would ever want me."
Narc says, "You're fat and disgusting." You say, "My goal is to reach 400 lb and then accidentally crush you." See, you're mocking him, making fun of him. He wants to tear you down. You're giving it right back to his gnarc face.
The narc says, "Everybody except you loves me." You say, "I'll nominate you for sainthood. It's time your wonderfulness was appreciated."
The narc says, "I'm quite a catch." You say, "How do you get through the door with that huge halo around your dumb head?"
The narc says, "You're ugly." What a horrible thing to say. It demands a response. And here's the response. "And getting," you say, "and getting uglier by the day. Can you imagine what I'll look like when I'm 90?" Just stick it down his throat.
Norc says, "You're stupid." Your response says, "I must be. I married you."
Narc says, "Why can't you be more like an some woman?" You know, Betty, Susie, Margaret. And your response is, "Oh, divorce me and marry her." Problem solved.
The narc says, "You are a terrible housekeeper." You say, "What can I tell you? I love living in filth."
The narc says, "You're terrible in bed." Your response, "You'll never touch me again." Thank you.
Here's what narcs love to say, too. He'll say, "You're a narcissist." Classic projection. And you say, "You are a projector. Look in the mirror, Sparky."
The narc says, "You won't give me sex. What am I supposed to do?" You say, "Here's a bullet. Bite on it. I'll put this on your gravestone. Died from lack of sex. No man has ever died from lack of sex. He may be the f with any luck. He'll be the first."
The narc says, "You're crazy." You say, "Crazy, awesome." You see this is fun and it will empower.