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This is not okay. Ouch. Jeez.
Okay, ma'am. Ma'am, please take a seat and tell us what's going on.
What's going on? Look at me. I'm smurf. And I need a root canal.
Pulse is steady. Pupils are normal. How long has this been going on?
The teeth since last week, the Avatar look since I woke up. And on top of that, I have to go to work today on Christmas. I mean, what kind of loser has to work on Christmas? Right. Sorry.
Ma'am, do you mind if my guys here take a look around?
Oh, that's fine. You very handsome men, please go look through my messy apartment because this wasn't humiliating enough already.
Hey, ma'am. Have you taken any colloidal silver supplements?
No.
Any silver based eye drops?
No.
No sprays?
No.
Any medications we should know about?
Benzica, toothache gel. She used the whole thing.
And a trash can full of empties. Oh, she's seizing.
Got her.
I got her.
Could be hidden gloemia.
I'll grab the metaline blue chloride.
It's the benzicaine overuse can prevent the body from releasing red blood cells.
Oh, why is she bleeding chocolate syrup?
Because blood thinner boy met hemoglobinia causes her blood to appear much darker than normal, which then causes her skin to only reflect blue light. Hence the smurf lady.
Metalene blue converts the feric iron into ferrris iron and turns the blood back to red.
I've never seen a case this advanced. And let's give her two doses.
That hemoglobin level's dropping. Skin color's turning back to normal. Oh my god. I'm I'm not blue. Ouch. What? My teeth. How am I going to get through work?
Well, good news. You earned yourself a day off and a morphine drip.