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Uma Musume's Patakyube Pisspeace. I'm U Musume's promotional representative, Chanda. Today is everyone's favorite game event. These are the ones playing with me. *Ding*. My name is Machikane Fukukita. Nice to meet you. I'm Machinetan Hoizer. I was really looking forward to the game event.
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So, what kind of game are we playing today? Fu, today we're playing a horror game called Poppy Playtime. Horror? As a U Musume, I must have a strong mentality. I can't afford to be scared. I'll do my best.
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It's a strike. Poppy Playtime is a horror puzzle game set in a ruined toy factory. We'll play in turns of three people and aim to clear Chapter 1. Understood. Let's do our best. Suddenly. Uwah. You guys watching, don't let your guard down either, because this might be scary. Can I even solve puzzles in this state? Oh, God of Puzzles, God of Inspiration, please help me. Well then, let's start. Eiein. Ah, got it. Make a life. Then open it there. I'll put it there. Yoisho. Ah, it's lit up. That's good. Oh. It opened. Shall we proceed? Yes. Um, um. Oh, not straight ahead, but up. Is it? There's Safusa. Run, run. What's happening? What does that mean? What does that mean? Huh? Uh, stop for a moment. Ah, something, something. Where am I? What is this? *Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*. Your Huggy. Ah, your Huggy. He ran. Huggy's Huggy is coming to get you with a *zunkyun zunkyun*. Huggy, who's running, can't climb.
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Ah, that was a crazy run. I've never felt like this before. [Laughter] Peeking, peeking. Please don't call me. Huggy. He's running away. What's going on? Huggy, wait. Scary. Wait, wait. Huggy House. It says House Ranger or something. Hey, it's too early to die. What is this? Wake up. You surprised me.
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You surprised me. Who's calling? I was not allowed to rest. Ugh. I was not allowed to rest. It didn't work. Since I couldn't do anything with my power, I'll kill you. I see. Please escape. Ah. Huh, did it teleport suddenly? I don't really understand, but you were there, right? When I entered the conveyor belt, the conveyor belt moved. I see. Just go with the flow. Just go with the flow. If I go straight, Huggy will appear. It's the start of the Huggy Pyo Legend. Huggy Pyo. Huggy Pyo. Come out. Come out. Ah, dangerous, dangerous, dangerous, dangerous. Wait. But this is okay, right? Huggy is still sane. I see. Shall I climb the stairs? Ah, it's blocked. I want to do this. I want to do this. It's too fast. Why? Oh, you're going to die. Then how do I escape? As expected, it's the conveyor belt. I don't like how sticky my mouth is. It's realistic. Where did you come from? From here. Hello. Not there. Not there. Straight ahead. From here. Please wait a moment. He's running. Let me switch. I'll run with this. No, but it's surprisingly difficult. Ah, ah, here he comes. Wow, he has a lot of teeth. Brushing must have been tough. Isn't the way he crouches a bit cute? Wait a minute. What should I do? What should I do? He's here. Do I have to go sideways? How did you get to the conveyor belt? No, really? I'll try to rush in. Is he there? If I go straight, I'll wake Huggy. Huggy is here. Run with your back turned. Where is it? Right. Right. Right. Here. I'll go in here. From there, it flows. Flows. Flows. Flows. Flows. What about me? I'm on the right, left, right, Huggy Pyoing. Left, right, left, I'm being pushed. Ah, so close. I don't want to anymore. I don't want to anymore. Huh, but I can't read it anymore. I can't read the advice anymore. Ah, he's waking up again. Let me sleep. Do I have to interfere with something? The path. Interference. Uwah. You did your best.
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Enter. Ah, I pushed him in once. He's in walking mode. Seriously? Left and right. Ah, and here, right. It's right here. Oh. I don't know what's next. Left. It's left here. Here. Ah, so close. So close. Key. Yes, Huggy. Yes, Huggy. I'm used to it now. That's right. And this is Chapter 1. What will happen? I haven't even met Poppy yet. That's true, Poppy is... That's right. Camera. Ah, ah, right. Ah, but it's good, it's good. It's great. If you get stuck at the end, go left. Beyond that is the world of roads. The world of roads. Yes. Yes. Running, running. Why can I run here? But I advanced a lot. That's right. It felt quite correct until a certain point. Probably left, right, right, left. Ah, next is right, left. Here, right. And then left. Left. Here, left. Next, left. Next, left. Here, left. I went left. Where am I? I'm going to fall. Ah, I'm falling. Falling. Let's try falling. Huh, where is this? Where is this? Where is this? Here. Where? Where am I? Ah, okay. Everyone is with you. Ah, what is this, what is this, where is this, where is this? This way. Huh, it's open, it's open. Sorry, genius, genius. Ah, I don't want to, I don't want to anymore. Where? But I can't do it anymore, Chyan. He's still coming. The exit is near. Ah, the exit is here. So close, so close. Huh, just one more time. Please wait in this grabbed state. Chyan can't run. [Laughter]