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Yeah, he wanted me to go and like blow random black guys and take a video and send it to him, and then come back and blow him while he watched it. And I've seen him suck on my giant black dildo.
And ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out Time. [Music] But welcome to the show, babies. Ladies, out, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Poundle, the number one adult podcast in the world. We're doing 250 million views a month, and that's called of our Pillow Talk fam. So we love you, appreciate you.
Today, we're co-hosted by my best friend. I call him the Logan Paul of Australia, but he's funnier than Logan, he's better looking than Logan. Oh, that's a bit cool. He's more tatted than Logan. That one's true. Funnier than Logan, I'm not sure. This is Jackson Doherty. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's lovely to be here. An absolute privilege. We've been trying to do this for how many years? It's finally happening. He was also our third ever guest of Pillow Talk back when we're doing over Zoom. Zoom, cool.
Yep, just uh, drink. I'll show you my balls. Yeah, you did. And uh, got us, uh, our page deleted, actually. That is true. Oh, well. [ __ ] happens. Should have learned how the boss. Zoc didn't like it. No. Back on the show, all the way from Oregon. Can I say that, or your super fans gonna stalk you? No, it's fine. She grew fame, as you know, for playing with her vagina at her State University. Oregon. Go Ducks. It's the Beavers. But it's okay. The Beavers. Oh, I get it. The Beavers. Yeah. Even more of a, uh, she was our first guest ever at this studio, as you all know. So, welcome back to the show, Library Girl, Kendra Sunderland. She's very pretty. She's very pretty. Came from LAX to here. Yes. What are you doing in town? I live here, right? Why the Oregon? Born there, right? Why? Uh, my parents lived there and they had me there. And I went to the Beavers. Yeah, Oregon State University. And for those who don't know, should we retell the story? Just quickly. I always do. I mean, I was going to college at OSU and I started webcaming to make money. And people told me I would get famous, or not get famous, but I'd make more money and get more viewers if I went someplace public. And they said Starbucks. But I figured like, everyone would see me pull my titties out at a Starbucks, and I don't want to be banned from Starbucks for the rest of my life. So I went to the library on campus. I didn't know about the Starbucks part, did you? Well, yeah. So you don't mind being banned from the library then? Yeah, I am banned from from campus for life. Um, but yeah, I did a webcam show there and someone posted it on PornHub with my legal name. So, oh, if anyone wanted to find me, they could. Like, that's legendary. And now she's known as Library Girl. So, cool. Yeah, that's a cool name. And you know what? Because that happened, you're one of the only porn stars that have kept their legal name. Yeah. So you're like the only verified porn star with Meta Verified. Yeah, I'm really upset about it. And it's just one of those things that like, happens to work out for me now. Yeah, I like it. But it's, um, you ever fear that having the legal name and the porn thing is a little bit sketch? No. Okay. Good. I mean, it's been like, um, nine years. So I think it's so, you know, like, you just use your real name for points. They posted on PornHub, Kendra Sunderland masturbates in Oregon State Library. Good for you. Legendary. Embrace it. And where, and that's what you've done. Good for you. Yeah. Very cool. But now she's blown up in the scene. You're a big deal. Thank you. Yeah, you've worked very hard. You have. And you're, you're like in the top ranks, you know. And you work with all the goats. Only, only the big production companies. Yeah, I was just contracted to Brazzers. I just got out of that. And I'm working with everyone in the industry for the first time. Like, I'm, I said, I'm free to spread my legs and fly in the industry and work with everybody. Thank you. That's amazing. That's a Mother Teresa quote right there. I know. That's actually in the Bible. Very nice. Uh, why did you end your Brazzers? It was just, it's, um, there was nothing. I love Brazzers. I'm still work with them all the time. I'm going to their Brazzers social this week. Like, we'll see you there. I love them. So, uh, it's just time. And I'm, I'm ready to work with everyone. I've never done that. I've always been a contract girly. So amazing. I'm working with a lot of people. I'm very booked. Very nice. Who was your favorite male to work with? Um, you have a guy, Alex Jones. I just recently worked with him. What's up with this guy? I don't know. He's getting, I'm asking this question a lot now. I asked myself. I haven't seen anything. People are very tall. He's very handsome. Because you know what? Sweet. He smokes. Cheaters porn these days. It's not like it used to be with the big pecker. No, now average size [ __ ] just above, I'd say, are becoming, you know, porn star. I mean, I can, I can vouch for that personally. I made millions and millions of dollars and I don't have a big dick. And I'm like, whatever. [ __ ] it. I actually got some compliments along the way. So, yeah. But it's you. I'm talking. They're only porn stars. You had. Oh, you had a name from beauty. Yeah. Well, I did social media. I just ventured into these people are just dick guys and they don't even have the dick. Who's the only thing? Yeah, because it's easier. It's like, yeah, it's a nice easy day. I could be like, in any position and it's like, right, I'm not gonna like my cervix or something, you know? Like, it's a good easy day when they're smaller. Okay, that's what I say to girls, especially for anal days, right? But girls say, oh, dread. I want to do anal with him. I asked that because I was like, you understand how girls take dread in the ass when I struggle to take him in the [ __ ]? But that's what I said, your [ __ ] is stretchier. Right? They say, I'll take their word for it. And then I say, but babies come out of the vagina. That's a good plan. Babies don't poop out of the pooper. I've seen some big things come out of there. Like what? In Thailand, and you see some [ __ ]. I've seen some shoes in Amsterdam. I did a live sex show in Amsterdam, and some chick was getting [ __ ] pumped by this monstrous black dildo. And like, I looked at it, and I didn't look at it as a dildo, that as a weapon. That was a weapon. That would murder somebody if I hit you in the face with it, you're dead. You know. Very cool. One that happened to me at one of those shows is a girl came and just put her leg up here and handed me a light bulb. And I didn't know what to do. And she says, entrance, entrance. So I put it and it started lighting up because the battery was up there. Easy trick to do. No, they people, they smoke cigarettes out of there. They put, you put goldfish, little tiny mice, they shoot darts at balloons, yeah, darts, everything. And like, little parakeets. Like, I felt so bad. With all due respect to big skill to the porn world, they're almost more talented than, you know. It does not take talent to shove a tiny little mouse up your [ __ ]. No, but to shoot darts and pop balloons, okay, yes. Pretty good. Yeah. I wouldn't say it's more impressive than the porn world. I would say it's impressive in its own way. True that. So Kendra, how, uh, what can we expect next from you now that you're working with all these people? Just asking for a friend. Where can I find it? Um, well, I just started shooting with other companies. So they're not, nothing's really came out yet. But I'll be on everything that's like classier. I'm sticking, you know, it's a high rate. So it's like, whoever's willing to pay that. Like, you won't see me on Dog Fart. Do you do yours? What did you say? Someone see me on Dog Fart? Sorry. What's that? What is a Dog Fart? Dog Fart is just like a very low quality porn site. That's probably where I would belong. Little races. Do I know girls that have worked on Dog Fart? Yeah, I mean, most people have. And I'm not bashing girls that have, you know. It back in the day, it was like, you know, it was just part of working. But I myself will not be on there. No, you came out of the gates. Yeah. What's up, [ __ ]? You came out with like, someone like you, Adele. I'm very lucky. So I, yeah, you like the stallion racehorse. And that's for like, the people that are a little injured by the injured horses, you know. It's dudes, male porn stars. That's for the injured horses and the weathered people, right? Yeah, she's like, she's like a wealthy girl, like a nicely groomed stallion horse that's looked after. Wow. And fed the nice vitamins. Thank you. And does high performance things. And the other ones just for the, like, they're a little bit weathered and a little bit respawned into a rich family. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Because male porn stars, a lot that I know, they had to start over. Miami, having sex with grannies, doing gay scenes. Very popular. What do you think the guys, how do you work your way up? They want to test you that you can keep your erection around, uh, tough places. And then that's how they start you off. It's like a [ __ ] granny audition. Could you easily? I could [ __ ] a granny, blow the dust out of her [ __ ], and have a little much man. There's gonna be some cobwebs down there. I probably have to go take like a feather duster. I'll clean it up. You know, I'll clean it before we shave it. Leave a little landing strip. Just so I know she's old. Like, I don't want a big old dirty old lady bush. It has to be still fresh, but not [ __ ] old woman. They need love too. It lets you guys, you know, my dick won't work. And she deserves better. Thank you for that. Kendra, have you done? You had been doing two years now? Two years on porn? No. Anything happened when I was 19 and I'm going to be 28, so nine years. What? And I started shooting when I was 21, so seven years. I did not know. I'm sorry. [ __ ] research. I'm so sorry. Kendra, I thought two years ago than two years. And I just met her. Tell us about some, some horrific stories. Some. Oh, I do have one that just happened to me, to be honest. I was, well, I think I can talk about it. I was shooting my return to Blacked.com. And they asked me how many guys I wanted. And I was like, three sounds good. You know, like, if you can get three. And then they were like, oh, we got three. And I was like, oh, okay. Like, I might have over said that. But everything was great. And then we were taking pictures on the bed. And one of the guys doing stills. For people that don't know, was it in the middle of the shoot? It was still. It was like right before sex, but we had been there all day. Like, it was a big thing. So he was sitting next to me on the bed, jerking off. And he stood up. And when he stood up, I looked at the bed sheet. There's a giant [ __ ] stained like streak. Oh, like not just like a little, like, no. His full ass crack had [ __ ] in it. Like, and it left a long mark. And I look at the director. And the director looks at me. And he's like, is that what I think it is? And I was like, oh, yeah. And the funny thing is, they, he had asked me if I was into [ __ ] earlier that day. And I said, no. Thank God. I was like, no, I'm not. Because I've only had bad experiences. And that is like, once that happened, I looked at the director and I was like, I will never rim on a set ever. And this is why. I [ __ ] hate him. Oh God. Yeah. What is wrong with Jason? Love Jason. Love would never. He would never. No, this was something I've never worked with before. And it was, it was a lot. Damn Isaiah Maxwell. And now, and Isaiah is taking really great guys in the industry. Yo, if you're dirty, work in that industry. It is literally your job to be clean and smell and look good and taste good. Don't be a [ __ ] pig.
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You know, I heard there's a new list going around. Yeah, bad guys. The bad guy list. Yeah, I know. People were just going off on Twitter. It was like impossible to escape. Like, you couldn't go on Twitter without there was a porn me too. Did that happen like a month? Let me weigh in because it's been a week ago. I didn't follow up. Yeah, I don't follow up closely with the porn scene that much, you know what I mean? But I saw on Twitter some stuff about a dude going around who's just charged with a whole bunch of [ __ ] or caught doing a whole bunch of [ __ ]. Yeah, they were just going off about guys being abusive or not listening to safe words. It's like, good, good. Yeah. What is your safe word, by the way? Um, well, for like on set, I just say cut or stop or do a double double tap is our non-verbal. That's what I say. But I was on set with, uh, with Manuel, and he said his safe word is currently [Laughter]. Really? Pretty easy to say in podcasts. If they ever feel uncomfortable with any questions. Oh, that's simple. It's a simple noise. I'm more like made the stallion though. So I'd be like, yeah, that works. That's nice. That's a nice safe word. Okay, tell us about a good scene. Something lovely that people can afford to, uh, um, well, mine with Alex is already out. I thought that one was good. Look at her smile. Are you guys [ __ ] off camera? No. Okay. Because it looks like it. No, I wish. No, he's just a great performer. I think it happens every once in a while. You get dickmatized from like a great performer, a great person. It's happened all the time. And it just hadn't happened to me in a while in a scene. So I was like, because I'm not like, all the time, like girls can get very like hooked on a dude just from the sex. Yeah, I was infatuated for a little bit. But, um, I think just everything I've shot that is yet to come out. I have a lot of things booked that I'm looking forward to. And like, my return to Vixen, and uh, that's like Raw and Blacked, and they're Slayed, and Deeper. Yeah. Oh, now everyone knows Poopy Bum. So that's crazy. We like to name names on here. I'll drop names about like celebrities or rappers or [ __ ]. But that guy, it was embarrassing. I, I would be very embarrassed if that happened to me on set and someone came and talked about it. Fair. That is true. It wasn't his fault. He ran out of toilet paper. No, if you use a [ __ ] sock or have a shower or just do anything. We were waiting for him. And they said he was showering. So I figured I was like, okay. And then once I saw that, I was like, well, guys normally like [ __ ] and then go straight to the shower or [ __ ] while the shower is running. That's how we do it. What happened? But how would you not, like, if guys take random showers at your house because he has to poop and it gets rid of the smell? Yeah, we all do that. And the noise is gone. You just drop it. I only shoot once every three weeks. The type that doesn't care. He'll just, oh, I care. I'm kind of along the wall. But in front of us. Yeah. But like, I'm like, I know I'm a pretty clean dude. And you know what I mean? And it's like, I've accepted that like most girls don't [ __ ]. So I'm like, I just try to not. Hey, like, apparently that's what I was told. I think in my BMF. So Kendra, I look at you as such a sweet girl, very nice, and loved by everyone. Yeah. You know, out of the [ __ ], out of the drama, and no one has a bad word to say about you. And you don't talk [ __ ] or start [ __ ] or go off on [ __ ]. But I do every once in a while, right? When people deserve it. That's right. So there's one time, there's one little ongoing, uh, storyline, if you will, in my, in my Pillow Talk thing. Oh, I'd love to talk about it. Please. So you were dating Ali's Journal? Yes. Okay. And then he started dating someone else. I dated that guy for two years. I met him in Oregon. He was a, um, convicted felon. Just got out of jail when I met him. For what? Dealing cocaine. Legend. Like, um, yeah, with like a large amount and stuff. But he's a master manipulator. I see it now. He manipulated me that day and throughout our whole relationship. But I did a lot for that guy. Like, I brought him into the industry. He wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me. He wouldn't even know anybody if it wasn't for me. I brought him to California. I married him because he was a felon so that he could move to California with me. Wow. I've talked, told people about all these like weird cuck things he made me do. Yeah, you say cuck things. Yeah. He wanted me to go and like blow random black guys and take a video and send it to him, and then come back and blow him while he watched it. And I've seen him suck on my giant black dildo. And yeah, I've seen him suck a dick. Like, he brought someone back from Chippendales after our wedding to [ __ ] me, and the guy wanted him. So they ended up, like, I watched them. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, no, he goes, these days, you know, no shame. But I think that if you, uh, try and put off this facade that you're a player and all this [ __ ] and like teach people game and like, just the way that he acts now is like so Greg Lansky 2017. Like, it's just so cringe that that's where I'm like, all right. Wow. So the gay thing is cool. You want to be gay, bro? To your girlfriend, go suck a black guy's dick and then let me watch it while you suck mine. And that's crazy. Yeah, it took me a while to know to like notice that that's a little off, you know? Or like the black condoms. Like I was like, oh, he just thinks they look cool. And then later on, I'm like, no, he wants to pretend his dick is black. And then the giant shower enema. I was like, well, people just want to clean out. And then I'm like, no, he just wants things in his butt. Like, whoa. Yeah. So now I'm like, every time I see him and girls shoot with him, I just like, I laugh. Oh, yeah. This was good. By the way, thing. Good story. Wow. I wonder if I wear a black phone. I'm gonna make my paper. That was a good story. Drinking a wood. Maybe, maybe. One set. One thing I will say at AVN, and these awards that we'll see you at, you, you're the best dressed. Thank you. That's a thing. Thank you. Is there any pictures? I think you were there. Were you not? No, I [ __ ] pretty much had stage seven. He was supposed to came to visit all the way from Australia. Flew home in the day. I was dying. I've never in my life been so sick. But she goes like Met Gala. I'll show you the one. I saw him at the Expos. And probably the ones she shows up on game day. Best outfit I've ever seen. Right. Cool fit. Are you getting those people to make me a custom one? And like, I'm really, I'm already planning next AVN. Because this AVN, I wasn't as prepared. And I'm hoping if I shoot with everyone and I get a lot of scenes out there, maybe like, I'll be nominated for some more things. Did you, did they dish you some awards this year? Not this year, but it's been hard because when you're on contracts, it's really hard. I haven't. Oh, because they favor some companies. Yeah, well, I, I got [ __ ]. You're so pretty. Oh, thank you. I didn't get that. I'm so rude. I'm just snooping through her Instagram. Hey, I was snubbed this year too. Oh, you were on what? Best Adult Podcast. Oh, shout out to Plug Talk. We love it. It's a great ass. What is your, uh, favorite podcast? 30-second appearance. I gave her a hug. I got a boner. No, I think the bus was when Brie was sitting on your lap, but all you saw was her tits and stuff and your head height. That was the best. Best boobs in the world. In the world. I love mine. But I, I will agree. Yes. Yep. Very, very popular for those. Yeah, there you go. And win a PornHub award once for the best. It's worse. Yeah. And then Angela snagged that this year. I won't lie. I mean, it's very tough to compete with. So as long as it's someone who's like, big, natural, nice titties, it's fine. I'm gonna go and find me an image after this. Respectfully, I would like to go and see. So, no, she likes that. Here we go. Yeah, yeah. No, I, I do porn. So no, let me watch it. Kendra, who we [ __ ] off camera? Not even OnlyFans. Like, no camera. No camera. Intimate. Just a lot. It's a lot of times like, just people that I meet. Like, I'll just like meet them out in places. Like normal dudes. Yeah. Yeah. I just like someone when I was in Japan that was at a club. And can I ask a question? What would make you want to [ __ ] someone more? If you make someone a night out, just being spontaneously, feeling wild? Would you rather, like, obviously you need the physical attraction to kind of approach someone. You need that. That's important. As much as people say it's not, it is. Would you, if they're like, hot, but they're a shitty person, would you still want to [ __ ] them or no? I think it's all about, uh, the attention that I get. Like, if you come up to me and you speak to me and you have game and you try. Like, it's, it's personality. Yeah. I hate when people don't like, have the balls to come up and talk to me. Like, I want, I want someone that like, isn't afraid or has game or, yeah, will go for it. Like, well, personality is there. Come out. That's the only reason I've ever actually picked up a girl in my life is probably because I don't care if I get rejected. It's time for the ugly funny voice, baby. Yeah, baby. We waited. We waited. Yeah. You know, you got to put yourself out there. Confidence, being funny. That's what it's all. I think that's the only thing that's ever actually won me a girl in my life. When a girl's funny. Bree's is the, the first funny girl I've ever met. Really? She cracks jokes and I laugh. Well, I tell her every day. You need girls to have a bit of humor. Like, you can get a little stale and boring. But it feels very important in a relationship. Is being, uh, connected televisionally? You know, you gotta watch and enjoy the same [ __ ]. You know, I don't want her to be doing Real Housewives four hours a night and then I'm like, no, no, no. We gotta watch, you know. So you're Breaking Bad. You don't want to watch her stuff. She has to watch your stuff. That's what you're saying. No, we, we connect on that. Oh, you mean in the middle. But if you're, if you're in a relationship and she's watching [ __ ] she's like, no, Kim K is about to [ __ ] get her nails done. I can't miss it. And I'm like, yeah, but Bron Bron's about to drop 42. That's not fair. That's biased. She loves it. And we have to put up with your sports. She loves it. That's biased. Brian's being biased. She's lovely. Yeah, she loves it. She loves watching it with me. No girl. No. I need to give you a gift. Oh, please. Before we go on. Before I forget. Okay, because that was all I asked for. I said, 60 seconds. This episode is not about me. It's about the beautiful, pretty lady. You've been very good at keeping your mouth shut up. Shut up while I'm talking to you. I'm about to get you your present that I spent big dollars on. And I said, I only need 60 seconds of this for me. And the rest of it, I'm gonna sit here and act like I'm not here and just continually compliment. Get that away from me. I hate that. Nicotine [ __ ]. There's three. What's good to see? I'm excited to see. I love three gifts. I'm gonna start with the best first. That's not how you do it. Now, there's one thing I've learned. There's one thing I've learned about Ryan is that he's a basketball fan. He loves LeBron. So I got him a signed Lakers jersey. Are you serious? I spent $600 in New York at a memorabilia store. Wait, no way. I got you a signed Lakers jersey. I mean, like, is this you just scribbling on it? No, I did all the signatures. Oh my God. Yeah, I did all the signatures. Oh, yeah. They're all mine. Oh, thank you. And there's more gifts. Are you serious? Yeah, it's yours. It's signed by who? The team. Me. Did you actually? You're old. By me. Could you actually scribble on it? Yeah, no, but can you be serious for a second? On my mother's life, who's my most special little angel? I love her. I bought a permanent marker and I signed it with all the people's names. So it's pretty much the same. Wait, are you jokes gone on too long? Is it Dave? Like this? Oh, oh, so you did write on it. Do you think someone's gonna write John like that? Do you think someone's gonna write Carl up here or wherever it is? I, yeah, but it's still meaningful, right? Wait, so let's do that. Please. Thanks, Carl. And there's more gifts. That's funny. Thank you, Jackson. Even though he doesn't smoke weed. Oh, I have to fly back to Australia, so I can't take the weed. I'll take it. I think Kendra's present. Thank you. And third and final gift. Apparently these are magic mushroom tablets. Thank you very much. So they're for you. Drugs are fun. They're legal. Yeah, mushrooms are legal. One tablet is a microdose. That looks like the [ __ ] we took at Coachella. I don't know what it is. We called it the drug. So I hope you enjoy your, uh, signed jersey. Okay, jokes aside, is Dave on the team or not? I did a few. There's a few real ones and a few fake ones, actually. Yep. Okay. Thank you. I love you so much. I appreciate it. Very nice gift. Okay, now we're gonna play a game. Oh, God. Presented by MyBookie called The Goat Versus the Whoa. It's Kendra lying. Oh, [ __ ]. Oh, no. So Kendra, you actually get to choose. And you're gonna write down on these two cue cards here, two different things. One is the truth, one is a lie. Then we get to interrogate you for 30 seconds. And you have to pretend on both of them that it's the truth. So you have to back up your statements. So go ahead and write them down. And we get to interrogate. And if you lose, you have to go. We have to make a bet. If you lose, you have to go to a library and [ __ ] yourself again. If we lose, you have to FaceTime your ex. One on one of my exes. Yes. Yes. All right, lovely. So a truth and a lie. Yeah. Oh, you can use the clipboard. I need to, I need to just learn one or two quick rules because this is new to me. New game. We never played it. Uh, when you say interrogate, just verbal or physical? Oh, no. She wants to. Hahaha. Okay, while she thinks. Well, cut to you, Jackson. Yeah, it's okay. He's gonna talk to me now. We haven't talked. We don't, you know, we talk a lot about your love interests, which is beautiful. Thank you. Um, but your sex. When is the last time you made sweet love? And I mean sex by that. Uh, I'll be a few weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, with the one I set you up with? Oh, maybe. Yeah, maybe. Oh, no. There's a couple after that. Yeah. Oh, right. You went crazy though. No, I did. Yeah, I go in stints, man. Sometimes I'll go months without even caring about it. Really. I have a high sex drive, which sounds weird, but I mean, like, I'll go crazy for maybe a month, and then I'll just strip back and I'm just gonna focus on big jerk off training myself. I don't really jerk off much either. Oh, man. How many times? We're talking like, maximum twice a week. Dude, I'm down to once a week. Well, you're a girlfriend. You shouldn't jerk off ever. Yeah, but I do it just to stay sane a little bit. Like, okay, it's weird if I don't. No, every guy has to do it. No, it's with the bond of yourself. No, no excuse. If you jerk off, you're a [ __ ]. You know, she'll go to San Diego for a shoot. But very, very often. I'll, if you'll send me, I'll jerk off tomorrow. I'll agree on that. If your partner's away for longer than like a week. No idea what to write. And I'm just listening to you just make some [ __ ] up. We can whisper over here. Well, I don't know. The fact that I'm gonna be interrogated, I'm like, uh, yeah, yeah, I should. I don't think I was supposed to tell you that part. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a lot of pressure. Yeah, pressure makes diamonds, baby. You got this. Go ahead, Kendra. In the meantime, we'll talk about Sim Party. It's a platform that I'm investing in. I'm joining as a partner. And I'm announcing this launch in a week, two weeks, a week on the next episode, probably. Actually. And it is the mecca of everything a guy wants in life. You know, you go to Vegas, you go to City. What do you go for? You go to [ __ ]. You go to gamble. We're doing that online. So it's everything you want. There's camming, the best camming there is. The best adult content. Have you thought of something over there? Example, library video. Perfect place for it. If she loses. And then there's also the gambling side of it. One account. It's all across [ __ ]. Amazing. So we're gonna announce and talk more about it. But very [ __ ] excited. That's exciting. Can I have some money? Yeah. Same party. Sim Palace. Very excited. You already gave me $100 just whilst we're waiting for the beautiful queen over there to finish her thing. Where this was my gift from Ryan. I got $100 with some creepy old pedophile on it. I mean, I'm not going to say for sure if he's a. I need to find out who this man is. Sir Robert. No. So he wasn't a pedophile. He was a sir. Oh, he's a prime minister. Former prime minister of a country. To know that. Who [ __ ]? Oh, man. I guess it was 1910. Also in the audience is my good friend Vlad, who just did all of the audio visual for the World Cup. Whoa. That's impressive. Yeah, no big deal. Qatar, baby. That's impressive. Imagine being on a money note. I thought a baby could have done a better song. You know, you didn't have much to work with, but you killed it. Okay. All right. Here we go. And then also in the audience, the love of my life, Bree Stern. That was sweet. All right, so now we're gonna pick them. And then we're gonna time it. 30 seconds. And I'm serious. If you lose, I have to. If we guess correctly, we win a, a library vid. 30 seconds seems like a lot. A lot. I always have to answer fast. Here we go. All right. Three, two. That's not even. Here we go. Three, two, one. Are you gonna read it in 30 seconds? Oh, yeah. You're right. I should restart it. Okay. I [ __ ] three top rappers in the U.S. What are their names? Uh, Kid Cudi. No way. Tyga and Chris Brown. Okay. I'm starting to believe that. Kid Cudi. What was that like? Did you smoke weed? Yes. Who was the best in bed of the three? Tiger. Uh, Chris Brown. Really? Yeah. See, to me, Chris Brown's cool. I feel like everyone's [ __ ] Taco. Everyone's [ __ ]. Uh, no. Chris Brown too. Oh, really? Kid Cudi's rare. Who [ __ ] Kid Cudi? Isn't Taco life? How did you meet Kid Cudi? Uh, I went to Camp Flog Gnaw and I tweeted that I was gonna see him there. Warm up. And he hit you up? Yeah, he responded. Okay, we already know that's the truth. Like a little person. You call them little people, right, though? Because I go to a lot of festivals, so I could have just made that up on the spot. Okay, she's gonna turn a spanner in the world. Next one. I have 30 tattoos. All right. I have 30 tattoos. Where? I have my whole arm filled. I have it on my rib cage. Are we spacing those? Is that one that's in the sleeve, or is that all individual? Individual. Oh, wow. Oh, [ __ ]. I must have like a hundred. Where else are we tatted, Kendra? Um, my rib cage, my finger, behind my ear, and my ankle. Anywhere else? And that's it. My arm is pretty full. She's trying to sell it. She's trying to sell it. Am I? Oh, that's the color in your tattoo. It looks really cool. Thank you. You [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of Kid Cudi. That's correct. Correct. Yes. That was the goal versus the vote. All right, thank you. I have 34 tattoos. Oh, no. Well, that's 30 plus. Okay, that's where we'll let it go. Okay. Have you [ __ ] any non-rapper boys? Like celeb time? Uh, yeah, like NFL players, NBA players. Okay, let's talk NBA. Uh, uh, I mean, I don't know. Okay, maybe can't say some of that. Okay. Is it true that rappers, I can't really say rappers, like to get pegged? And NBA players, I've heard like gangster rappers love some, some like get [ __ ] in the ass. Yeah. Yeah, that's madness. Have you [ __ ] a rapper in the ass? I haven't [ __ ] anyone in the ass, actually. I was gonna [ __ ] my ex. We were talking about it, but he wanted me to like peg him with a strap-on. But I put the strap-on on and I started to get really dizzy in my head, like see sparkles and stuff. And I feel like that was the universe's way of telling me not to do that. That's what I was gonna say. I wouldn't want my girlfriend to [ __ ] me in a million years. My finger is okay by a girl, but I mean, anything more or bigger than a thing of hell, no. Yeah, I think I, I won't. My next boyfriend, I don't want to have. What's the audio boyfriend to you? I'd like to know this personally. Tall, dark, handsome. Dark meaning black. Candle. Black. Black. Okay. Black, tatted, tall. Very tall. I'm five nine, so six three, six four and above. Anywhere between that and six ten. And like, has a car, has his own place. Minimum salary money. I mean, just like what I make. I preferably when I would want like a super rich person. Okay. Super rich guy. Preferably NBA player. But then you get someone that gets into the NBA, but then you get cheated on. But you would allow that? You'd be open? Yeah, I mean, if we're both open. I think you could, like, as long as you have communication. As long as I know before this other girl knows that you want to [ __ ] her, then I don't care. Okay. Like, I just don't want to be the last to know. I know what the rule is with your, your scene is that you're allowed to go [ __ ], but don't fall in love. Once it gets emotional, you're pissed. Yeah, those are like dates behind your backing [ __ ]. That's what it is. No cuddling, no talking about cuddling. No, you're scared to trust anyone ever. Open things are a little tricky. I can't speak for everybody. Like personally, I think open relationships can get a little messy. Like Kazumi says, talking about your parents is cheating. Holding hands is cheating. Sex is not cheating. You kind of abide by those. I mean, when you do sex for work, yeah, it's kind of like that's my reality, right? You have to be cool with me working, but I don't want you pursuing any other girl and like trying to take her out. Yeah, don't be like saying you look cute. Yeah, maybe just throw a fire emoji. I'm sure my future boyfriend will be very obsessed with me. Would you do a porn star boyfriend? Like a blocked guy? Um, um, yeah, I feel like I would because I feel like they, if they would like understand, you know, if I was going to get gang banged or something or like working for Blacked. I could see like the civilian probably not being cool with that. But what if Poopy Boy gets his [ __ ] together? Poopy pants? No, he wasn't tall enough. Well, yeah. By the way, I do have a quick question. And I think this is for the men that are watching. What is it? Get it. If a guy, you said something about, you said, you said the beverage question. And I feel like I might know the answer, but I'd like to know. What if a dude is rich, but he's a [ __ ] [ __ ], like a real prick, just abusive [ __ ]? Obviously, you wouldn't date him. But there's a guy that is just the nicest man in the world. Everything about him is perfect, except for the fact he doesn't have money. Just is that a red flag still? Uh, yeah, kind of. But if I, if I felt like he had a future, if I believed in his future, I won't stick it out. I like that. That's nice. That's nice thinking. Like, why am I looking for people on like Tinder or Bumble? I should be looking on like Seeking Arrangements or like, someone you don't want a non-go-getti conditioned and just spoiling me and giving me things. Like, wow. I've dated broke guys. Okay. Said that. Like, I'm good. No, thank you. Especially if you make a lot of money. Every girl's been through their broke boy phase. Yeah, I mean, I used to think when I was younger, like women were gold diggers and stuff. But now, even in my industry, like, it's more likely that the guy is the girlfriend's providing. Um, if you're dating a male all the time, yeah, because the male porn stars aren't as financially privileged as the females. Yeah, but they work like every day, right? Yeah. So maybe I wouldn't. But the, the thing is, you guys get the big home adult content bonus. And guys don't unless they're superstars. Yeah, I mean, I like being single, but I do wish I had someone regularly to work with and [ __ ]. That would be nice. So I only did it with like a partner and that was fun while it lasted and made plenty of money and I got out. Yeah, literally. I've been trying to get him to do a comeback. Nope. I'm fresh meat. So I told him on this show was something I wanted to do. And he respectfully declined. But I wanted him to do. I saw it in a Japanese. They're crazy in Japan. I was just in Japan. So yeah. Aren't they fun? Yeah, they're so, so good. They're creative. And I get very inspired by their creativity. Yeah. I saw a video. They have a talk show on a, I don't know, a game show, but it must be on like a, like an adult karaoke thing. And they do karaoke while girls give the guys hand jobs. And they can't, they can't sing good because they're like getting jerked off. And they're really jerking them off behind a curtain. And they're like, oh, oh. I've seen something like that. Like blowy Okey. But yeah, with a hand job. Yeah. Technically did that once with my flashlight. Dude, with the flashlight podcast and rock and roll in New York. My publicist, Laney, put me on it. But they wanted me to, uh, do blowy Okey. But I'm not gonna blow the guy. So I just used my flashlight. I forgot what song they tried having him sing. But whoa. Well, he had struggled even to get hard. So it was kind of just like, right. I can sing pretty good, but, you know, that my issue was with the jerking off thing. The idea, taking in the mom. My thing with it is that like, he wanted to do a blanket over it, right? So like, I'd be here and you just see this happening with a normal person. And I'd be trying to sing and stuff. I could do it very easily. Keep a straight face. My issue was like, there would be no emotion because a girl would just pretty much have to rub me because it's so small. There's no real jerking motion. It's like rubbing a [ __ ]. You know what I mean? And there's no real point. It's just, it kills the effect unless they just fake it. Do it. I mean, of course, I'm exaggerating. There is a dick. Well, I jerk someone off like this before. No, I'm definitely not. Like, wait, wait, wait. Let's, let's talk about that. This, uh, so you, you went on a date with a charming guy who was a micro. No, back in the day, I used to, uh, uh, people who had to pay for my time to hang out with me. I understand because I ended up hooking up with someone. And yeah, that's [ __ ]. That's you. If I had that, I'd be very. And what did you, uh, do with it? This tweezers or no tweezers? You did the double. I mean, literally, because it wasn't big enough to go like this. And my nails are really long, so I had to just like. Did you address the situation or did you pretend it was cool? I'm gonna pretend it's cool. He's paying for my time. I'm not gonna degrade the guy unless he wants it. That's nice. What's up with that? Do you do that on, on your content? Yeah, but I feel bad. Small dick shaming. Very nice. You know something, Ryan? She's a beautiful person inside and outside. Oh, thank you. You're very nice. But I can't believe how many. I try to be. How many sex worker girls just say, I met this really great guy. He was successful and rich. So went on a few dates, went home with a micro. Yeah, it's these micro guys have [ __ ] sickness. And it's like, if you don't take, if you know you have a smaller dick, you should take the time to do other things or perfect other things. You gotta. That's my thing. I go down on a girl, use my fingers, do some nice intense intimate foreplay, touchy feely, get them off before you have to even use that. And it's like, cool. Even if that's not great, or even if you come quick, luck. Ryan, then you know that they're satisfied. Big. I come quick. Yeah, it's okay. It happens. But I've had great times with guys that are smaller versus they're bigger and don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. Like, I'd feel comfortable showing her an image of mine just to see what she thinks of it. Okay. Yeah, if you'd like to see. All right. Hey, how about you show him a picture of your boobs and you show her a picture of your penis? And we can do it. This is a great, this is a good one. This is a segment called Reveal Yourself, presented by Symbols. I'll show you mine. I think that might be a better. I need to find the right image. You know, we've all got the right image. I just don't know where it is. I had a friend back in high school named Steve Masterson, and he had our biggest penis of our friend group. And we all shared his dick pic. And we all 15 of us would send his dick pic out. Wow. But then at one point, two of my friends sent it to the same girl, and we got caught. Oh, darn. That's why I wasn't working. That was a good little, uh, I finally lasted. Hmm. I don't know. I know it took me. I don't know. I just realized how much [ __ ] I have in my [ __ ] camera roll. Out of respect to the love of my life, Bree Stern, I will not partake. Maybe in your penis. Actually, babe, you're cool with that? Yeah. Check out his [ __ ]. If she said we can make out all the time. Oh, I feel like the fastest way for me to find this is to actually. It was crazy. I have to log into my OnlyFans quickly. Okay. Um, will you say make out? Yeah, I'm gonna pull it up. You can Google it. Yeah, you really know. Oh, I see it. See? Okay, fine. That's a good pick. It's like, it's, it's not terrible, right? No. Oh, that's nice. This is a full nude. I wasn't expecting a full nude. Let's get a reading from you, Kendra, please. Um, insane. Seven out of ten. But I feel like if we actually did, I might rate it higher because I feel like he's got great energy. Do you want me to tell you something? She's nice. She's such a sweetheart. Very nice. Do you know what some girls have said to me? But they said it's like, it's got a nice curve at the end when it's really hot. And I think even though it's not massive, it might hit like a good spot. Yeah. Does it curve up or down? It's like, if I'm this way, it's like that. Oh, so that'd be good for cowgirl. Yeah, I mean, girls come a lot when they're on top. Oh, yeah. A lot of girls have never been able to squirt. I've made squirt. If you could rate her breasts, please. Clearly a [ __ ]. Like, ten. Nine point five. She won an award for them. Yeah. Anything. The ultimate seven out of ten from a girl that's mainly into, I mean, boyfriend-wise, likes darker men. I'd take a seven out of ten any day of the week. I like all men, but I'll probably end up with your preference if it was to be exactly right. There's nothing wrong with that. A seven out of ten. That's made my day. It means like, so I've been made fun of for my boobs before. It's amazing. Yeah, you told me pepperoni nipples when my first nude got out. Okay, you know, winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners. Okay. So long ago. And now AVN is giving you the best boobs awards. Let me tell you something. That's an Oscar. That's Oscar. Super, like, super hot. As soon as you walk down, but because you've got such a cool personality, you're even hotter. Trying to [ __ ] me, maybe? Okay, maybe. Who knows? Please film it. Propeller time. I'm just being old. Throw it on. Simple. I'm just being honest. So, yeah. Okay, I think that's all our time. Great drinks. What a great. Thank you. Oh my God. We gossiped. We shared stories. We did. We laughed. We cried. We revealed ourselves. It's like a normal. You [ __ ] Kid Cudi. Sick. Ill. No, love Kid Cudi. I gave you a gift. Tiger. Chris Brown. Kid Cudi. We love Kid Cudi. Okay, Kendra Sunderland, the real KS live. Prairie Girl. Go to the verified one, not the other ones, because there's a million fake ones. And her name is so long and hard to spell, and you have to go all the way to the yellow to find it in the search bar. It's easier to Google Kendra Sunderland Instagram. And that's what I do. So, Kendra Sunderland, Library Girl. Great episode. Dorothy from Australia. We'll see you next Tuesday. [Applause] [Music] Thank you.