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You know, sometimes people ask me if I play Pokemon. Huheuheuehehehehhuheuehue. I don't.
Joey! Please wake up! Open your eyes!!! Doctor, you have to save him! Quick, inject him with 40 cc's of friendship!
I'm sorry, we've done everything we can. Only a miracle can save your friend now.
"Then why aren't you using one of those?"
I'm sorry, guys, there's some sort of electrical interference preventing us from contacting the nearest hospital. It could be days before we get help for Joey.
He doesn't have days in his current condition. Joey could die at any minute.
"Oh my God! Ishizu! 0.o Where did you come from?"
I've been here the whole time.
"Oh...! I didn't notice you.. We're trying really hard to get Joey some help. But in the meantime, if you guys c--"
"You're not trying hard enough, young man! >:0"
"But we're doing everything we can! .o."
"Don't you sass me, boy, now go to your room! >:00000"
"I don't have a room.. Seto makes me sleep in the ship's exhaust port... smells really funny in there :("
Do not worry, my friends. Soon the Pharaoh will be victorious and all will be well again.
"HOLY SH(bleep)! Where did you come from? o.0"
I've been here the whole time..
"Weird, I totally didn't see you. Scared the crap out of me."
Yes.... so anyway...
(Tea screams in Spanish)
(cue the opening)
*sNiFf* Joey was counting on us and we let him down ;( It's our fault. It's all our fault!
"No more crying, Yugi. :/"
*sNiFf*
"What? No more crying. :/"
I can't have you crying during my duel with Kaiba. It will be very distracting, or else we won't be able to defeat Melvin.
"No doubt. He is already hard at work plotting his next cruel scheme."
"Would you (bleep) me?"
"I f(bleep) me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I f(bloop) me hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Damn you Melvin >:( You killed Joey and now you broke my hand more than NOOO Limits to your evil :O"
*bootiful humming*
*SNARF*
*turns around in American*
"Very distracting!!! >:O"
"No more of that, rude! >:("
"Yugi! At last, it comes to this. You and me.. Rival versus rival! One last epic duel to decide which one of us is truly worthy of the title King of Games.. >:)"
I've been waiting so long for this moment--
"Didn't I already beat you like a gajiwoasduyewdusadieosdis times?"
That's not a real number.
"Yes, you see, they had to invent that number because that's how many times I've beaten you. >;)"
"SHUT UP! >:("
hehe
(z)The Duel between (?) Kaiba and Yugi Muto is about to begin!! Activating ze holographic field! (heman song .w.)
"Hey, what's going on!?"
BEHOLD, YUGI! The Duel Arena, the location of your ultimate defeat! (and cue the song!)
🎶Yugi you're a fool winning big duels trying to play a cool buddy. I'm gonna screw the rules🎶
🎶You got mud on your face, big disgrace. Seto Kaiba's gonna put you back into your place.. saying🎶
🎶We'll play, We'll play...🎶
🎶Card Games!🎶
🎶Kaiba you're a man. You've got no fans. Beat me if you can try to summon your blue dragon!🎶
🎶It's gonna end just the same. King of games🎶
🎶Then somebody's gonna put me in the Hall of Fame saying🎶
🎶We'll play, we'll play...🎶
🎶Card Games!🎶
"What's happening out there, Duke?"
"I.. think they're singing.."
"Yep. Pretty sure, they're singing!....... It's f(bleeping) weird! 0.o"
Despite the grandiosent environment I placed us in... this is going to be a very simple by-the-numbers duel mano a mano. One ordinary duelist versus another. And may the best Pharaoh win!
"Don't start with THAT already! It's like you actually think you're from ancient Egypt or something.."
"B*tch, I might be.."
I activate Enemy Controller. (Better with Kentic Sensor)
"Wait-- I thought you had to be online to play with that thing."
With this card! I can unlock hidden extras that make the game even easier for me. Watch!
Up, up. Down, down, left. Right, left, right, B, A, Start!
"What does that do?"
It gives me Unlimited Cards! >:)
"Okay... but how does that help? What? Won't it make it harder to draw the card you want?"
"No!! It.. it.. I have unlimited cards now! You only have 40 that is much less than what I have!"
"40 eh? Isn't that how many times I beat you?"
"No, you beat me like three times. Wait-- No!"
hehehe
Right, you asked for it. Take this.
A, B, A, C, A, B, B, Start!!
"Okay...? I'll bite. What mode is this?"
DK mode. It makes our heads considerably bigger.
"For what purpose exactly?"
I'm not quite sure....
Your cheat codes are a fine @$$ madness, Kaiba.
"Did somebody say fine @$$ madness? heuheueheueh"
"OH, Look the babies are fighting again. Looks like somebody needs to get a smacked bottom. Or maybe I will tear off their face. Who will be the first maniac I kill today?"
"Come on bro, take it to the hoof!"
I sacrifice my XYZ dragon cannon to summon my god card Obelisk the Tormen--
"GO! Light Force Sword! *stab*"
"Wha-- Did you just throw a sword through my f(bleeping) card!?"
Looks like you should of... adopted.. a new stragety...
"Kaiba, ... eh... Did you just--"
"Losing that card must of felt like abandoning your own child. But of course, you must know how that feels... eh..?"
"Stop that.. >:("
"You know.. I "Orphan" get told that I'm a better duelist than you. Eh...?"
"Say that I'm adopted one more time. See what happens."
"You're right! I shouldn't make fun of you after all, your daddy must be very proud of you."
"Don't you even--"
"WHOever that is... ER-- That does it! I activate this card!"
"Well, I activate this card!"
"Then I activate this card! >:("
"Then I activate this card! >:("
"Geez... everywhere I go. People are always fighting over which one of them get to be murdered by me... Jokes on these guys! I'm going to kill them both! My treat! >:)"
I activate this card!
"I activate this!"
"Well, I activate this!"
"And I activate your Momma!"
"Then I activate--"
"WHAT!? :O"
"You heard me Kaiba.. your Momma.. I activated her. Yes, you can stop searching Kaiba after all these years. It turns out I'm your daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
hueheuehe
That does it, Muto! You've stalled for too long! Now allow me to be the first one to introduce you to my very own Egyptian God--
"Too late. I'm summoning mine >:)))))"
"WHAT!? NO! That's Not FAIR! >:("
You can't possibly be about to summon your god card before mine!
"B!tch I might be. BEHOLD! I give you.... Slifer the executive producer in all his Executive Glory!"
"Oh...My... Money......."
"Don't you mean God?"
You worship your thing, I'll worship mine.
It looks like Yugi got Kaiba on the ropes! He's going to have a hard time beating that God card, folks.
HUEHEUEHEUE
"Beating...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Yeah, heueheuheuee"
"And hard! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
I haven't seen a beast that massive since I harpooned that Kraken off the coast of Japan!
"That was a baby dolphin... Murderer."
Well, it looked like a Kraken! Tasted like one too...
0.o
I hope you believe in God, Kaiba! Because he's about to kick you in the tushy!
"I don't think so! Time to find out which of our god cards is truly the strongest. I summon the all-powerful Obelisk, the Tormentor!"
"Oh.. my.. Various Gods.. I hope you enjoy being called King of Games, Yugi, because you're about to become the Duke of dorks."
Hi owo
This is the moment of truth. Yugi, you like to talk about.. Fate, Destiny, Friendship...
"Oh good.. this again! ....I just love his douchey monologues."
Now, Go, Obelisk! Attack Yugi directly!
"Not so fast, Kaiba! Goooooo..... Obeliissskkkkkkkk Atttttaaccckkkkkk Yuuuuuuugggiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
No. I mean, hold on a second.
"Oh, right. Yeah, that makes way more sense."
"Oh, right. Yeah, that makes way more sense!"
I activate Card of Sanctity causing both our god cards to have the same attack points and something else the attack.
By the gods themselves! The battle between Kaiba and the Pharaoh is threatening to damage the very fabric of existence. If only I could be there to experience such an epic battle of wits.
"What the!? What's happening? Where are we!?"
Behold Kaiba! The Gods are showing us the truth about our past. I give you our sexy ancient Egyptian ancestors. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Why are they white?"
"What? I mean They're Egyptians, right? Why are they white? Why would you choose to focus on that? And for that matter, aren't we supposed to be Asian? Why are we white?"
Kaiba! Stop activating the race card and listen, they are about to say some really important things in ancient Egyptian, no less.
I hate it when they make you watch with subtitles...
"See Kaiba! This bizarre and confusing hallucination proves that we are destined to play a card game with each other like we are doing. This proves nothing."
"Proves you're a D!ck!"
"What's this!? What the FRIG millennium rod! Why aren't you obeying me!? Have you been sleeping with somebody else!?"
"I thought we had something."
"EVIL! Well, that was weird..."
I'll give you one thing, Kaiba.. You're one of the strongest opponents I've ever faced. The only person who ever came close to being as manly and virile as you is Maximillion Pegasus...
"Are you taking the piss?"
No. How would I even do that? Pegasus wasn't manly, he was a fop, a fruit, a fruity fruit FOP. Comparing me to him is an insult. I'm a very down-to-earth, serious guy.
"Hey Seto, the interior decorators called, they want to know what color wallpaper you want in your new office."
"Make it blue and covered in cartoon dragons."
"Don't be ridiculous."
"Don't be ridiculous! Pegasus was a very macho guy, full of testosterone and confidence. He was a true man's man."
"Yeah, he was a man's man alright! He was that man's man and that man's man.. He belonged to all kinds of men."
"I don't follow.. :/"
"Are you telling me you seriously didn't pick up on any of the signs?"
OOOOHHH owo OOOHHHH owo OOOOHHHHHHHHH owo OOOHHHHHHHH owo (dat Bonds Beyond Time?) OOOOOHHHHHHHH
"Kaiba boi.. What Are You? Gay?"
"B!tch I might me uwu"
Now Yugi, face the wrath of my Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! It is highly unlikely that you have the only card that could stop me from--
"Oh God, you have it, don't you..?"
I activate defusion. Oh, where are my manners? Would you like me to tell you what it does?
"I know what it does, sure, because you might need to reminder."
"No-- I played this game for a very long time. I know all the cards do.."
"Okay! But only if you're certain..."
"I'm 100%.."
"DEFUSION ALLOWS ME TO--"
jwdqsuazio9xsaoih9y8iiws8yuh (?)
"Information Kaiba, you suck. I win, you lose. Take care now, bye-bye then."
Yugi.. you may have beaten me, but I'll have my revenge in the movie, probably maybe eh...
"Good luck with that. You skinny bastard."
You may be rich beyond your wildest dreams and in charge of the biggest corporation in the world. But I am the vaguely titled King of Games, and in the end, isn't that far more valuable?
"No.."
"Hey Yuge! I'm alive again! How did that happened, Joey?"
"I just woke up while I was off screen!"
neat
Subtiles by MimiStar! Series and video by LittleKuriboh! plz no copyright YouTube!
Oh Kaiba boy, what are you gay?
Yay