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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Powell. We're joined by Mr. Quickie. They call me Dark. And today is a very special episode. We're joined by two ladies. We're besties, they're besties, they're supermodels, they're pro cheerleaders, they're Playboy cover girls, they're the [ __ ] GOATs, and they took over the world. This is Chloe Tarray and Jenny Summers. Welcome to the show, ladies. She's back. Oh my god, Chloe has been on the show, and Jenny was just on her last episode. Yes, this is a big episode. We've got it. We've got a good job there, right? Oh [ __ ], we're lucky, guys. Geez. We don't get to have sex with them, but we get to talk. Yep. We get to talk about sex with them. Let's talk about your vaginas. Let's talk about it. Yes. Strong. How are your vaginas doing, ladies? My vagina is doing amazing. Okay. Um, I went to see Jennifer Berman. She's a doctor here in L.A. and I did this Emsculpt Neo chair. When you sit on it, it makes you do 12,000 Kegels. And for those that don't know what a Kegel is, yeah, basically it's an exercise that you, I'm doing it right now, like I'm clenching my vagina. I'm sure you've like had sex, a girl like clenches. Yeah, that's the poor chair. It's like, yes. So this chair, and I was like, sitting on it wrong. I'm like, this hurts. It's like dying for a few minutes, and then I figured it out. Uh, so this is close to China Kegels. It's tight. Yes. It's like a guy doing push-ups with his penis right there. You go, kind of vibe. So we're good. So you guys both went? We did. And how did it go? Do you feel like it's tighter? Oh yeah. Okay. Great. Tight and bright, always. What else does this uh, doctor do to vaginas? What other things can you do? Yeah, she does these like, it's the form of facials. She said that she does that on the vaginal area as well. Um, some girls do bleaching to like, help like with the pigmentation and everything. Laser hair removal, all of it. What about the big curtains that come out of some vaginas? Does she fix that? Um, she was actually talking about that. She was saying that that actually feels good. Some men prefer that because it like suctions the penis. I actually had those removed years ago. Yeah, I found that out recently. Labia minora. Yeah, it's uh, labiaplasty. And you have? Yeah, I did. I did that in Toronto when I was 18 years old because I'm psycho. Because a lot, the last girl I hooked up with, her vagina kind of looked like the neck of a rooster. Yes, exactly. Yeah. I don't mind, honestly. I don't at all. Well, because when I'm licking it, I'm really happy I did it because like, I have nothing down there and it's super clean and cut. And obviously, like, I posed nude for a living for a while. Pretty much still do. [Laughter] Quite the living. You might be making it so. But no, I, I prefer it. I think it's nicer aesthetically. But to each their own. I don't judge it. And now that I've seen more vaginas, like, I don't think that mine was that bad, but I'm still happy I did it. Good for you. Do you think you've seen more vaginas than Ryan Powell? Uh, yeah. I've been to the Playboy Mansion. I worked at the Playboy Mansion for six years. Wait, and what does that mean? What? There's girls naked all the time. All the time. I was painted from every, for every single party while Hef was still alive. From the age of 18 to 24, he hand-selected me to be painted. That entailed me being naked all day at the Playboy Mansion, watching and getting painted myself with others. Actually, we got painted together a few times. Was that the Halloween party? Halloween and Midsummers. So you know, seeing her just walking around like an ice butler, holding ice cubes, being like, "Alright, ladies, let's get..." Yeah, you think we have a good job, Dark? In my face, actually, on set of Playboy, had an ice boy before because like, I always want my nipples to be hard. Okay. Um, we shot a few of my pictorials in Kelowna. So I did not need it because it was badass freezing. Yeah. Uh, but all the other ones were like Mexico, here, all over the place, even in South Africa. I've shot. So there, I would need an ice bucket man. Yeah. Well, you have nice nipples, right? Because I do. I've Googled you naked and I saw them and I liked it. I thought maybe you saw them. But we're good. Well, did you not yet? No, not yet. Let's just say if you dumped him out now, you wouldn't be the first. Can you show us a nap? Okay. Yeah. Are we gonna cover it? Let's see. No, we're gonna show it. Give us one that we'll, we'll blur it. We'll blur it. Yes. Those are nice. These are new. These titties are only two months old. So that's why I was like, oh, you did get it. Yeah, you told us you want to last time. Fourth big job. We were talking about it last time. That's right. Yeah. My ex-girlfriend wanted to go. How many CCs are we at? So I ended up going. They're pretty much the same size. I was gonna go smaller. I didn't. We actually took some of my own fat and put it around the breasts. So they're like super squishy. Oh, wow. Way squishier than they were. Jenny, can you give us a little? Just so we can. They're very natural. How do they feel? These are my favorite titties so far. But we're still, it's only been, you know. How do you feel? It's about two months now. So like, we're still recovering. Yeah. Yeah. This is the best set of four. So you know, Jenny, do you want to switch seats and try that? Okay. We tried. So you guys must have some [ __ ] stories together. Yeah. So the best story is, or do you want to tell it, or should I? Okay. So Jenny and I met in 2015. We got deported together. So we were deported from Indonesia together. Wow. This is that was the beginning of our friendship. And you really bond over, you think you bond over your threesome? We really bonded in a jail cell in Indonesia. You weren't charged? No, it wasn't jail. It wasn't really jail, but it was kind of like a police station, and they had us all in like, this room, and it was sketchy as [ __ ]. But uh, basically, both of our ex-boyfriends are idiots and got us deported. Long story short, we were there with 30 models, 10 photographers. Um, and actually, myself and three of the other people there were Canadian. Right? And they were talking to the American consulate and they were like, "There's nothing we can do for you." So I had to be like, "Team Canada's captain, like, how the [ __ ] are we getting out of this [ __ ]?" But basically, we were deported because we were there doing shoes for Playboy. We did Playboy. We did not know it was a Muslim country. And this dumb [ __ ], we're not going to say her name, but she's from [ __ ] Toronto, got on top of like, it was, um, it was like a temple, and she was posing nude, prerogatively, and she was disrespecting it. It was like one of those. That's how you start a world war. The offerings, like the flower, she was stepping on the offerings they had offered to their God. You know what? If they sent missiles towards Canada, I wouldn't even make it. You get off that. [Music] You got us deported. Natasha Murray did that. Yes, she did. Get off the temple, that hoe. Anyways, so yeah, I bet she doesn't even do Kegels, right? She's loosey-goosey for sure. Yeah. Oh, wow. So that was like a long time ago. It's forgiven. They said that we're allowed to go back to Indonesia five years later. But I had a girlfriend, CJ. CJ Sparks. You guys need to have on the show as well. Oh, I know. That is the brunette. Yeah, she's super hot. One of our. Yeah, I mean, we got deported with all of our friends. We've been like lifelong friends ever since this experience, except for not Natasha, but anyways, or the ex-boyfriends. But uh, CJ tried to go back to Indonesia like a year before they had said. I guess it would have expired in 2020 since we got it. It was 2015. They did not let her in. She spent a day, like 30 hours in custody in the airport, and then got like, got a one-way ticket to Thailand because she's like, "[ __ ] this and [ __ ]." So I don't know if I'll ever go back. Yeah. Yeah. But we both, we both, our passports expired, and we were like, we kept them because they have the huge deportation stamp. And I'm like, this is just, you have to. You know what that is? How you bond. Absolutely. Yeah. For sure. I mean, I've been to 60 countries. You want to go pose nude on a temple? You won't do it. It wasn't us. It wasn't us. Oh my god. Okay, so how did you guys even meet? Did that hair? We met on that trip. So yeah, we had a huge villa. It was a very organized trip until everything [ __ ] hit the fan. But this was organized by Mr. Hefner, of course. No, he was not there, but it was for Playboy. His court. Yes. Yes. So we, but it was organized by our ex-boyfriends that are idiots. But anyways, I think they're photographers. Were they young? Old? Athletic? Rich? Um, he's the oldest guy I've ever dated. He was 10 years older than me at the time. 25. What's too old for you right now? Well, so my, like, we're gonna get into the dad combo too, right? Because my dad is like a stunt. He's like 51, looks like he's 38. He's tatted, he's hot. He's 10. He loves that Miami. Like, wait, he's 30? You say 38? No, he's like 51, but he looks like he's in his like mid to late 30s. And he's still pumps every day. Yeah, like he's a stud. Do you have any sisters? Is your mom a rocket too? She must be. My mom's a rocket. My mom was a Versace supermodel. She's 6'1", legs for days, super hot. So yeah. So your parents are both hot, you're hot. It all makes sense. It's just absolutely a lifestyle. Yes. But they're not from both parents. I'm the product of a one-night stand. Oh, no way. What have I? My mom got pumped on a motorcycle. So I hear you, dog. Pumped and dumped. We're not talking about crypto, are we? [ __ ]. What about you, Jenny? Your parents still together? Yes. Oh, that's nice. And you know what? It shows you're a nice woman. Yeah. But what does that mean about Chloe? She's a sweet little boy. My parents are together. I'm talking [ __ ] about myself too. You're an [ __ ]. Yes. Yeah, I think that it makes you, when you, you come from like a beautiful, like happy home and relationship, like with your parents, like you have that as your example. Like that's kind of what Jenny's searching for. You want your like life partner. But when you've seen what I've seen, you kind of accept that this is how people are. Like my dad is the biggest [ __ ] boy I know. I love him to death. I love him to death. And sometimes when I date [ __ ] boys, I'm like, "Oh, I'm dating my father." Has he [ __ ] any girls that you're friends with and we're no longer friends? Oh, girls? [ __ ] your dad? It's happened. Oh, yeah. Was it Natasha Murray? No, she's, she's dead to us. She's done. That was okay. She probably wanted to though. Girls, has he hit on you, Jenny? Her? Your father? My father has recently hit on Jenny. Whoa. Tell us what happened. No, he wasn't because he, because she does not know. My dad is such a sly dog. Who texts me? He's like, "Your friend, she's so beautiful. Uh, she's in Florida." All asking me all these questions about it. I'm like, "Stop." Yeah, you stop. Wow. You can't be calling my dad Poppy. Hey, later. You spoke Spanish. I said, "Hi." Gave him a hug and sent him with his clothes. He called him Poppy. Yep. Uh, yeah, I did. Because he speaks. So it's your fault, really. It's not. But it wasn't like, actually, no, she, not in her eyes. Yeah. My dad's like, "It's a home run." [Laughter] And anyway, has your dad never tried to [ __ ] you, Chloe? Are you crazy? Too far. Too far. I always cross the line. Let's play Mr. Quickie. Wow. I'm gonna follow up that. And what better for the Mr. Quickie segment than to team up with myrocky.ca, online pharmaceutical company that specializes in Cialis prescriptions, Viagra prescriptions. Got a little hair products in there. At myrocky.ca on Instagram, use the code PILLOW25 for 25% off all the good stuff. I like Cialis. We can pill a lot of erections. They even got numbing cream for your wee-wee for people who come fast, like Mimi. [Laughter] Chloe, welcome to your second ever Mr. Quickie segment. You know why they call me Mr. Quickie? Obviously. Well, not because you know it firsthand, but no. Uh, you now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can, starting now. Last time you were on Pillow Talk, you said and I quote, "I'll [ __ ] your dad." Since we last saw you, have you [ __ ] any more dads? No. And I haven't [ __ ] a dad. She [ __ ] sons. Yes, I [ __ ] the sons. And I say, if you play with me, boy, I will [ __ ] your father. True. Okay, so it's a, it's an empty threat. Okay. Sounds good. It is not. Looks like you went skiing in Utah recently. Did you take the chairlift up to take a pic and then get a helicopter to bring you back down, or can you actually ski? I can ski. I'm not the best skier, but I can [ __ ]. I'm Canadian. Come on. No, it's true. I just had to throw a chirp. You're fun and cool and hot. I had to do it. All right, boob token. Were you, were you and your team at Taboo ahead of the game when you named a blockchain after nice [ __ ] titties, or was it just luck that NFTs stand for Nice? Yes, these are some nice [ __ ] titties. In Taboo, which we both represent, uh, we were ahead of the game. One more quick, quick, quick, quickie. If you can guess the color of my underwear, you get a prize. Hot pink. [ __ ] clothes. Oh, darn. I'll give you a prize. Anymore? Yay. Um, oh, actually, this is, we'll finish with the last one. Would you rather get a cold sore from Ryan Powell or watch Ethereum drop 17% in three days again? Ethereum. First of all. And [ __ ], I don't want to call it. I guess I'm getting the cold sore of Ethereum. You know, there's medication for that. Yeah, yeah. You just take one pill every day at 9 a.m. I don't know the rest of you. My heart cannot take watching Ethereum fall. Any [ __ ] phone? Oh, I'm broke, bro. I gotta. But I have, I have a ton of [ __ ] eight [ __ ] NFTs. I'm gonna, I'm gonna need Jenna to pay my phone bills on sale. Wow. And you know, it would be your first time. Yeah, because she dates young, just like Chloe did. Something. Let's talk about that. I don't date young. I [ __ ] young. Let's get this straight. Oh, yeah. I'm not kidding anyone. What if they start getting like, lovey-dovey with you? Do you just be like, "No, no, no, this is [ __ ]"? Okay. Do you tell them at the start, "Hey, we're just [ __ ]"? Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a fuckboy as well. But yeah. [ __ ] girl. [ __ ] girl. Uh, when's the last time either of you have uh, had sex? Um, yesterday. You both did yesterday? No, just me. Okay. What about you, Jenny? Um, it's been a little bit. Oh, no, that's okay. It's okay, baby. When's the last time you had an orgasm then? That's a good question. Not yesterday. No, she definitely. Yeah. You know, girls [ __ ] themselves more than guys, apparently. Like, you're good for one or twice a day, right? Ryan takes five and jerks off seven times a day. Wow. Four or four? That's awesome. He treats it as a thing to do on his to-do list. Oh, jerk off number four. Okay. Yeah, gotta get this out of it. You know, gotta bang this out. Back to the kids though. The children. The children. Yes. The youth of tomorrow. Okay. The guy you [ __ ] yesterday, how old did you? That's none of your business. Come on. No, he was, he was not so young. He wasn't so young. Over under 30? Uh, over 30. Oh, yeah. We're good. He's a man. Yeah. Exactly. Okay, that's good. I'm over 30 and I am a child. What's your youngest, Chloe? You're, you're, you're right. Um, I was 21 and he was 17. Is that legal? No. We were not in North America. And that was the first time she went to jail. [Laughter] It was international water. It was, it was buried. No, I could not report it. I was good. Natasha Murray [ __ ] 13-year-olds in those waters. [ __ ] We hate her. Only want to get kicked out of a notion. Okay, moving on. How's crypto going, Chloe? Awful. It's in the [ __ ]. I'm, I'm sad. But you know what? It's gonna come back. It's gonna come back. Um, I believe in crypto. But yeah, I've been focusing on my NFT game recently. Yeah. So you know how many people, by the way, ask me every day, "Hey, can you ask Chloe to promote?" Do you get asked every 10 minutes to promote crypto? [ __ ] Yes. Yes. Yes. And what do you say? No. Now you're kind of over it? Yeah. Like, I don't want to promote things that I'm not actually invested in because like, I've had, because people use you to promote it, it makes you look bad. And then so many [ __ ] rug pulls that like, I, like, I'd like to put this on the record, I've never knowingly promoted a rug pull. Never. But obviously, and I always write, "Not financial advice." I write that it's an ad. I have been paid to promote crypto. But when I am paid, I take half of my payment in that crypto. So I'm also losing money because I always, I don't want to promote [ __ ] that I'm not. I can show you my wallet and say, "Hey, I'm holding this much." Tablet. Good way to do it. Hey, I'm holding this much. Whatever [ __ ] [ __ ] coin it is. Yeah. So if it rugs, I'm losing money too. That's how I tried to protect myself. But I still got [ __ ]. Some stupid [ __ ] YouTuber made a video saying I was like, "Oh yeah, scamming." Who? I don't even know his name. It got a lot of views though. But I, it was like, the, the crypto queen is scamming people. So I kind of like took a step back with promoting coins. But yeah, I would love to say that like, [ __ ], I don't promote [ __ ] that I look at the white paper. I've just, I know what you're so [ __ ] rich that it's not like you need a couple of bucks to promote. And I don't accept anything. You're paying me like five. There's at least five zeros on the number when you're paying me because you're rich as [ __ ]. Right, Chloe? I mean, [Laughter] would you show us your checking's account? No, baby. No. It's our Ethereum account and it's down. I don't need to show you [ __ ] except for my wrists. Yes. Yes. Look at the flick of the wrist. Look at the flick of the wrist. Yeah. Very rich. [Laughter] What's most of your income right now? What's like the majority? Uh, is it only? It's gonna be onlyfans. Yeah. Like, I mean, you always have to have like multiple streams of income. I always have like five or more. So yeah, you have to. I have definitely have five. Jenny's gonna make that [ __ ] [ __ ]. Okay. Uh, I've taken Jenny under my wing. So we're gonna help her like get on her, get on that. I can't wait to see some, some new yoga. A little downward dog. Oh yeah, she'll be so good. Yeah, for sure. That's nice. I saw you and Cassandra do it. Yes. What kind of content are we talking about? Well, that's her thing. She does nude. I do nude yoga. And she has all these beautiful women in the class naked with her. It's really cool. [Music] Like, we both actually only ever posed nude for Playboy. Playboy's like a very classy brand that I've respected my whole life and like, I've looked up to it. So when I decided to do OnlyFans, I was like, I want to keep it at the level, you know what I mean? I'm a professional model. And yeah, you'd be [ __ ] jerking off with a vibrator if you want that [ __ ], go find that [ __ ]. But it's not gonna be me. That's a girl I slept with. If I was a lot, fine. The girl I slept with on, uh, yeah. I think the female body is like the most beautiful thing in the world. I actually, like, I think I said last time, I'm a nudist. I wear clothes to make other people feel comfortable because I would be naked all the time. Really? I love my body naked. Do you want to finish this interview naked and we'll blur it out? Totally cool. It's too cold. But, um, no, I really like when we're in Tulum and we're wherever, like I'm somewhere hot and I'm feeling it. Like, I don't want to wear a bikini. That shit's like, I mean. Oh, on the beach? You're naked. I'll be naked on the beach all the time. I'm European. Like my vibe. Like I'm in Europe. Even like, I'm always topless. Your dad for sure whips his big dick out on the beach too. Yeah. Have you seen that thing recently? Stop. Or just? We're no. Too far. I want nothing to do with that. What are you, Jenny? Like, be naked. She loves being naked. I'm not a nudist. I am. I do. I'm very comfortable. I'll rip her clothes off though. Yeah. I'm more, I'm not a nudist per se, but I like jerking off all over the place. And I don't like seeing, I'm straight, but like, I don't like seeing a guy naked. I'd rather see Jenny naked. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like that's why I don't understand, you know, how people, how girls like guys and how guys like guys. I mean, we're [ __ ] disgusting. What the hell is this? What's so fun about this? Look at you like, Kush, you're a girl, you're straight. You really want to [ __ ] us instead of them? That's weird. No. [ __ ] No. Of course not. Like, Zach, you're other [ __ ] dumb than us. I knew you liked it more than me. Jesus. Dad, Kush, Mod. Look for you. Hey, Zach, check every box. Okay, Chloe, tell us some dirt on Jenny. Let's go. Let's fire it up. I mean, I told you some dirt on Jenny. Okay. Dirt on Chloe. It's got some dirt on horoscopes. So recently, oh yes, yes. I saw this meme. Yeah, you said [ __ ] [ __ ] scope scope. Yeah, maybe. Um, so basically, I saw this meme and it was just like, if you [ __ ] like every single horoscope, you're like on a whole other level. And I was like, [ __ ], I was like, I need to do this for some research to see like what guys I usually date. Um, and see if there's like more of a certain, you know, things. So I will find my, my little list. And for the longest time, it was like 11 out of 12. And then I found my 12th one. I was like, damn, I felt like, I don't think I'm doing this. When I guess all the rings, I'm like, [ __ ], I [ __ ] every [ __ ] horoscope. Hey, was there one horoscope that you found you were [ __ ] more? Yes, I did. So let me tell you my research. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, so Aquarius. Are we talking dating or just? First of all, tell us where you are. Okay, so I'm a Taurus. I'm the bull. Yep. And uh, I have definitely [ __ ] everything. And Jenny, what are you, by the way? I'm a Pisces. Pisces, the water sign. What a pretty little girl. Um, we love Jenny. Yeah. So yeah, so my most are Aquarius and Cancer. So Aquarius, baby girl. Yeah. What's your sign? [ __ ] emotional ass [ __ ]. You want to [ __ ] my emotional ass, don't you? You want me to cry on top, baby? Go. Yeah. So there we go with that. Um, but yeah, so my most are literally Cancer and Aquarius. And I feel like Aquariuses are just [ __ ] boys. What was the one that was it took so long to bang? What was the last one? Oh, yeah, I couldn't find a Sag. Okay. And then I figured it out. Why? Why is that? What, what's wrong with Sag? Nothing. It's a December baby. I just feel like, I don't know. I am like, the, the spring. They have shitty birthdays. Yeah. Sold out. Close to Christmas. You gotta share it with Rudolph. Rudolph. They go back. Was really shitty for the kids like growing up who had Christmas birthdays because like, [ __ ] like, [ __ ], you wanted your birthday to be far away from Christmas so you get double the presents. Yes. Yes. When's your birthday, Chloe? I'm May 7th, '93. Oh, it's coming up. Yes. Kind of. Don't say that. [ __ ]. Okay, it's January. Wait, how old are we turning again? We don't have 29. I don't care. What are you? I'm turning 29. Oh, you're in '93? Yeah. Oh, how old are you? I'm at 29. You're 29? Yeah. What? I thought you were 29.99. But yeah, you're '93. '92. Okay, you're, yeah, you're older than me. I've been around the block though. He just has so much life experience. Yes. Yes. So you know, living in Toronto, you've lived it. He looks like he's living. Yeah, you look like you've loved it. Um, when I lived in Toronto, old [ __ ] looking [ __ ]. Your little emotional old-looking bastard. Yeah, I got the Benjamin Button effect. Okay, there we go. There we go. When I have sex, I like to do it high. And my favorite way to get high is with Miss Jones. They have edibles, they have weed pre-rolls, you name it. This right here is an infused drink. You drink it, you get high. Imagine that. We love Miss Jones. The owner, Terry's our [ __ ] boy. Awesome answers. Let's go, baby girl. Yeah, I worked, um, I worked at a tanning salon, which was uh, Bell Town. Now it's Beauty Bar. You know what that's where, bottle service girls go for triple. No, yeah, when they're 16 and hot. That's why they can't work at a club house. So I worked at a tank. Okay, so I worked at the tanning salon. You know, and then the owner. And so I used to like go to the nightclub at like 16, 17, whatever. So in Toronto? In Toronto, yeah. So when I was like 16, 17, I looked 19. And I've just always like, I've, you know, moved to Mexico when I was 18. I was on permanent spring break for 10 months. I was just like, a whole show. So I've lived many lives. She has. Mm-hmm. You did it. Old guys. You did it young. I never dated olds. Oh, really? No. Like the oldest I dated was 10 years older than me. And yeah, no. And and not that you look old at all, because you don't. You look like a young, little, perfect little 21-year-old. But people assume you're a little older just because of your experience. Yeah. You know, for sure. I've been to six years. You know, Jesse traveled the world. I can't tell if Jenny's 16 or 40. I have no idea. Yeah. And I'm not saying you look 40, I'm just saying I have no clue where you're at. Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah, she's perfect. Okay, we're, we're getting close to the end. We, we need to get some [ __ ] good [ __ ] out of you. Okay, so you want some dirt? Yeah. Yeah. Give us some good [ __ ] dirty, dirty, dirty [ __ ] filth. Filth. It's been a good episode so far, by the way. Plug Christina Aguilera. Dirty. That's one of my faves. I used to jerk off to that one. Really? Yeah. I think I did that for like a, um, what's it called? Uh, high. It was not high school. It was like middle school. What were the talent shows? And I did that. I got in trouble. You were born to be employed. Actually, talking about high school, I was telling Jenny recently, I went to like, all girls, basically Catholic school. We had like the kilts, the whole nine. I ran a business out of my locker, sewing girls' skirts shorter. No way. Yes. Yes. I took, I took fashion or whatever it was in class just to learn how to sew so I could like make hoes out of the Catholic school girls. It's a lifestyle. And it was an all-girls school. So it, I say all girls because it was an art school and you had to audition to get in. So most of the guys that went there were gay. Like they were in dance with us or what have you. There were some guys that weren't, but like they probably came out with the role. I would have pretended to be gay and like, I could draw and I would have been getting my first boners in grade six because of you. Wow. Yeah. I got a happy right now. How about you? Are there? Yeah. Are there male teachers there too? Oh, have you ever [ __ ] a teacher? No. Have you? No. That's exactly where I was going with that. Right now. A teacher? What about a prof? A professor? Yeah, like a colleague, actually. Yeah. I feel like one, one guy that I hooked up with, like, uh, taught a class at Yale or something like, but he was like. No, but I'm talking about like your math teacher in high school. Like after you graduate, though? Absolutely not. No way. That's not appealing for me. I'm like, we're both very into athletes. I'm like, I'm trying to put, I'm putting the gas on that because I feel like you're in the hockey right now. You're going around for games. And I go to all, I always go to hockey games. I always [ __ ] hockey players, but they're like losers, you know? Yeah. Well, no, they're good. They're good guys. No, they're not. Hey, can you girls together? Can you rank which athletes are the most [ __ ] to least with the five major sports? Are we like sisters? Like what is it called when you're like, you, we've had sex with the city? Eskimos? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think. Is there any guy out there that's just like tapping themselves on the back watching this episode right now like, "I did both of them"? Yeah. I'm wondering. I feel like, well, the thing is, like, a lot of guys, like, we're both blonde, we both have like similar Playboy look, like sexy, whatever. Like, I feel like a lot of the guys who DM me, DM Jenny. I don't think they get that far. Yeah, Jenny, like has a different type than me, which is good, you know? Like, we have the same taste in food, but different taste in men. Um, and same taste in liquor because we love tequila. Uh, but yeah, I'd say like, Jenny loves more like the Latinos. She's into more of like the soccer players, whereas like, I love my Canadian [ __ ] hockey players. Have you had sex with Auston Matthews? Who? Who's that? You know what? He's, he's the king. Bueller? Yeah, Bueller. Okay, so, first would be soccer for Jenny. Hockey for Chloe. Yeah. I'm more into basketball. That's, yeah. I mean, I was, I really haven't been into hockey boys. I think I really should have worked on my slap shot as a kid. I can't skate backwards. Okay. And then number three, how about UFC fighters? We like them or no? No. I've never been in trouble. Boxers, UFC fighters? Now, why are you afraid to get beat up? Yeah, well, they do get the [ __ ] out of their wives a lot. Yeah, it happens. So, so actually, a lot of testosterone. Yeah, too. They athletes. Much sound. Yeah, I know. What's like the sport that girls are like, "Get out of here, bro"? I mean, do, do men play volleyball? Yeah, we thought that was a doubles. Whatever the broke ones are, right? Right. Lacrosse? Yeah. No, so many. What is that, um, sport in Australia? I feel like they're all damaged. Is it cricket? No, no, no. It's rugby. Rugby. And I'm like, bro, you can't afford me, sweethearts. Hey, do we have any billionaires on the roster right now? Always. Really? Yes. With a B. B capital B. Okay. And how does that work? Like, you have to have, is it an immediate NDA? Yeah. Yeah. How does all that work? Tell us about like having a billionaire on the roster and you're not even dating them. Yeah, like, I'm, I'm very, like, it's very hard to [ __ ] me unless I already have decided that we're just gonna have sex. So like, I'm either, you know what I mean? Because like, if you're dating, I would date to marry a billionaire, right? You know what I mean? But I actually don't want to. I think I said this last time, but I don't want to be with a billionaire because then it's his. I want to be with a guy that's like making millions and like, I'm going to help him like make billions. Yeah, I mean, like power couple [ __ ]. That's like the end game. No, it's just, okay. I don't like dating billionaires per se. Like dating them because they're so controlling. They want you to either probably stop your OnlyFans, stop your Instagram. Like, they, they have so much money, they don't know what to do with it, so they're willing to just like throw it. And it just gets like the power moves, you know? And I, I cannot be. They're kind of weird. Oh, yeah. And then fetishes. I feel like the more money the men have, yeah, the more [ __ ] freaky because they, they can get everything they want. They want the thrill. But yeah, they have to chase your next high. I want to try. You don't want to be that another Ferrari in the garage. No, I'm not a trophy wife. I've worked my whole life. I will continue to work, work. But obviously, like, I want to be with someone who's also successful. And it's different than like, I'm not like seeking you out like, if you're a billionaire, I'm going to date you. I'm just saying like, you know, I have very successful men on my roster at all times. I'm a very successful woman. I know I'm the whole package. So I'm looking for coincidences. Yeah. And Jenny, you're just building the roster. We're building it. She's scouting right now. She's going to games. She's going. Yeah, he didn't play well tonight. I can't do this. Yeah, she's always gone. My mom says I used to watch Sportscenter like it was the shopping channel. That was the chopping channel. I'm like, write down number eight on the blue team. Yeah, I know. But that's all in my past, honestly. Because like, [ __ ] athletes are just [ __ ] boys. They're great for having. What about like actors and stuff? No. Oh, no. Are they the easiest to [ __ ]? The rappers? Oh, come on. Yeah, especially like, but why not actors? I want to know why not. Yeah, actors are cool. I don't think I want a guy that like, maybe if he was an actor that's not too into social media. I don't think I would want to be with a guy that's like super into social media because like, I am and stuff, and I would not, I wouldn't find that very attractive. Like actors that are like DMing all these girls and taking selfies. Like, I don't know. Or like, yeah, I saw this really hot guy, but he was going into like a med spa that I go to. And I'm like, you're not it. It's hot anymore. You know, I feel like actors talk to themselves now in the mirror. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Last night and I was like, I found myself being like, "Oh my god, I feel like I'm talking to myself walking down the street alone." This is weird. I get it. They probably, they probably do weird [ __ ]. I mean, L.A. Don't come to L.A. to date. Come here to [ __ ] grind and make your career. But L.A. is like the worst place, right? Okay, so to guys watching, you beautiful girls, what's the best advice for a guy to get with a girl like you or date a girl like you? It's so [ __ ] hard. Um, I, it's a [ __ ], it's worth it, but it's gonna be, it's a [ __ ] struggle. It's a game. So I don't like being approached. So like, work on yourself. Yeah, work on yourself. Get your [ __ ] together. And then like, be at the right place at the right time. And maybe I'll have a shot. So buy a lottery ticket. [Laughter] Ladies and gentlemen, what an episode. Yes. 30 minutes already. That went by. We could talk forever. We really couldn't. Chloe makes our job so easy in the world. Yes. Chloe needs her own podcast. Yes, he really does. You really do. Yeah. Okay, uh, ladies and gentlemen, oh, Chloe Tarray at Chloe. At Chloe. We don't know how you got that name. Impressive. K-H-L-O-E. Then Jenny Summers. J-E-N-I Summers. Yes. Two besties. Hottest girls ever. Great. Love them. I'm your host, Ryan Powell. That was Mr. Quickie. I will see you next Tuesday. You [ __ ]. Oh, that was fun. [Music]