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[Music] [Music] Go your [Applause] [Music] Go [Music] [Music] The head of a the long arm of the law, Inspector Gadget, is always on duty. Next money, you'll see is your own when she did this year in jail. Congratulations, Gadgets, you've saved the world again. All in a day's work, I must say. You're an odd little man. Hmm, I'm right here. Oh, not to best disguise, Chief. Yes, well, HQ had to cut back on some expenses to pay for what happened to the Sphinx and for the other incidents that have occurred on some earlier missions. Wow, you can't put a price on saving the world, right? Apparently, you can, and it's bankrupting HQ. I'm sorry, Gadget. Until HQ can come up with more funds, you are officially sidelined. Not to worry, Chief. I'll raise the money and be back at work before you can say, "Go-go gadget!" Chief portal. HQ had to turn off the quantum flux array to pay for the space. The deep portal will work anymore. No problem. We'll just take the long way home. Don't go, Gadget. Alternate mode of transportation. [Music] Oh, my plan would have succeeded if it weren't for our money troubles. I mean, how guys be? What's going on with all this Josh in the way? I know. No sleeping on huge piles of money to sound good in theory. God, kill her on the back. Only we could destroy HQ. An egg room in the Transvaal to the thing time but fell to kill to illegally imported exotic birds with one semi-precious stone. Well, I have been to level Metro City with a giant robot. This is just a low-rent operation. Talon, they literally cost billions of dollars. The only way they could cost more is if they were made of solid gold. Solid gold, eh? I'm listening. I have just the thing to get me back on the job in no time. Ha! You know the old saying, when life tells you you've caused too much collateral damage, make lemonade. Um, are you sure that's gonna be enough, Uncle Gadget? Of course, I am, Penny. No one can resist a cold glass of lemonade, especially when it's made with my secret ingredient. At first of all of extra lemons, someone's destroying their opinion. Not an organic brain. Stay and help with the fundraising. I'm gonna check it out. It's more soup, Talon. Don't be jelly of my mad money broadband, just cuz it's the ultimate in comfort and instruction. The Costa climbs in danger keeps the outside made us melted gold artifact, and the whole thing runs on priceless paintings. Your taste in robots is almost as tacky as you are. Thanks. Thank you. Harness H juice broke, so I thought I'd give it a cash injection with my cannon. I've always thought this city could use a change. Lemonade! Get your fresh lemonade made from all-natural lemons and experimental chemicals I've found in Professor Von Clickstream's crib. No one's fine because we don't have them ready. We'll need one that's too lovable and cred. Well, but still strong from your Aegis. Hmm, but I'll say to that mascot when I see it. Oh, lemonade! Get your fresh lemonade. That mascot must be from a rival chicken stand. We get to the people. Emulsified poultry beverages. Get off my turf, you turkey. Go-go gadget chicken coop. Right, or you were off being lazy. I took care of the competition. The customers should roll in now. We a mercy, Gadget. Please find something else to do before this lemonade stand breaks HQ. No problem, Chief. Seems a shame to let all this lemonade go to waste. Oh, at risk. How to change. Hey, Penny, can you break a trillion before I break you? Think with all that money, you could afford bad jokes. The money box wiring is pure platinum, which is super good, but comes with a weakness to ion pulses. Professor, I need your help. And I'd love to many just one teeny problem. I work for Mad now. What? Yeah, HQ quick. Pay me anymore. On the bright side, purple totally bring down my i/o bt-dubs. I just gave your location to Talent. So, how bad it is? Want to stop living in spies, Waller, and join Mad? We could be partners. Pass. That was a poor decision. Get it for [Music]. Thank you. To me, Penny. That's rich. Unlike you, delivering a sock is a great way to raise some cash. From HQ, we're running late. We'll go tragic race car. [Music] [Applause] There sure are a lot of bad drivers on the road. Middle cash. [Music] [Music] Button just in time, Chief, to order a pizza. Okay, HP is cost cuts mean I may not have access to their weapons, but I can still beat this box. I just gotta get up there. I finally hit rock bottom. Betty, access denied. Payment over. Now what? What we have here is an embarrassment of riches. In that you've got the embarrassment, and I've got the rich. I really hope Uncle Gadget is close to getting all the cash he needs. Ah, busting it. What's the fun in fundraising? Sing along, everybody. Judge it. I achieved great. The skies. It's not a disguise, engine. I'm broke. What? This is my last quarter. Wowzers. We could have protected them. Go-go gadget piggyback claims. That was my bus fare. Boom! That's a great title for a song. She was my mom. Take me home. You have fire insurance, and I hope you not robot injury, cuz I'm gonna crack that bot with my old computer. Look, Judd was really big bro, cuz you're using that old tech. Oh, this will work just fine, cuz I can make shitty internet welcome for no flat rule. Here's a quarter. Buy yourself something nice. Hey, we have a fan. I'd better make sure this performance is worth it. [Music] I knew we shouldn't have used Ming boss's to hold the joints together. Congratulations, Gadget. You stopped the Mad Money Box. Well, that does sound like something I would do. And because of its Mad Money weaponry and solid gold structure, we have enough to reopen H juice. Welcome back, catch it. Happy to help, Chief. But since my fundraising was such a success, why stop here? Let's have a bake sale. Go, come pageant convection oven. [Music] Hey, Uncle Claude, how about throwing the math plane to give me a lift? Oh, sorry. After your failure with the money box, we're going to need to take no belts. What? We're broke. No, I'm just cutting you all youssef million dollar bills or rubies. Exact change only. Rich weirdos. Hey, Professor, is it HQ infantry Bay Deanie? Hell yes, and no, Penny. It is inventory day, but instead of counting all of these obsolete but still spectacularly dangerous weapons, I've been using my invisibility spray. It disappears unwanted clutter. Now I can get rid of this decommissioned warhead, this electric phaser, right, this ice blaster, this old catapult. Yeah, watch the invisible bear trap that's offering. You're always in the way. Hi, Uncle Gadget. Wanna help Professor Von Slick cleanup? And what sector? Gadget is always here to help. Let me go to mock. Hiya, Chief. I'm sorry to interrupt your bath, but we need this bucket. No, Gadget. There's no time for cleaning. We've got a mission. Angel need you. Take my cousin sweetie Scout Troop on a tour. Be warned, they're dangerously adorable. This message will self-destruct. Chief, it just so happens I'm a registered sweetie Scoutmaster. Remember the camping trip I took your old troop on, Penny? Yes. How about a campfire song? Go-go gadget bagpipe. See. [Applause] This dream still haunt me. So, when does a tour start? Actually, Penny, Professor Von Slick's Dean needs you for a top-secret mission. Really? Shoot. Nothing I don't want to go on one of your amazing tours, but I can't wait to give those Scouts a tour they'll never forget. Chief, oops. Just about forgot this hour. Sweetie Scout always puts you back in their proper place. [Applause] [Music] My sweetie Scout cookies. Can I have one? You mean like a billion of them? At this place, you can have one cookie after you get your hands on HQ's new invisibility spray. Invisibility spray. Think of what I can do. Mess with any destroy painting, silence. Invisibility will be the ultimate advantage. You get HQ, and it will hide my lair from those infernal Tweety Scouts and their irresistible cocky. Oh, I wasn't succumb to the oval waves of deliciousness. Stay strong, Claw. You know, you could just not buy the cookies, right? You obviously know what the resistible means. No, get these. Are slide find. Let me grab my spy gear. I found a way to infiltrate. You even you. No way this is going to work. Hello, sweetie Scouts. Swimmy was right. You are dangerously adorable. Mmm, you must be here for the tour. Follow me. Oh. [Music] You need me to test your new invisibility spray paint? Is that the top-secret mission Chief told me about? Better your amazing mission, which I cannot oversell enough, is thermal place. Thank you. Face baking. Just think, you should use my super talents for something cool. Strat's favorite agent-related. Sure. What about a top-secret agent-related data making? Fine. How hard can it be for agent awesome at everything she does? That's my code name, Penny. You know, we don't get to pick our own code names. Like this waste outs. We're deep inside the bowels of HQ, which opened in 1983. It was first to get rid of - then we get the invisibility. All my house. Welcome to be a two-month room. Sweetie Scouts entering HG weapons depot. Oh, ice cream. [Music] Ice cream machines on the fritz. Small appliance repair kit. I feel you've wasted no time learning your ice sculpture badge. Excellent job. And get really realistic now under the torture. [Music] Is bewitching. Okay, sure, that's pretty good for a dog, but what about mine? You're speechless. Wow, she's very embarrassing me. The only thing embarrassing you is that ugh moe you call a pie. [Music] Okay, sure, but it's um, what's on the inside that kiss on snooze, right? Thank you. Maybe a workplace, but it's also a fun place. That's what's his playground. Go ahead, scouts. Quick, I wanna sound at show, right? [Music] No, it's true. There's a lot of ground to cover. Go back. I can spring shoes. Okay, I admit taking me longer to master baking, man mouthing, but I'm totally nailed be. Huh? We might actually be able to bring these to the bank sale. Cheer up. At least we won't be able to see your big pile of failure anymore. [Music] Welcome to the HQ training simulator. Are there more of you? I guess being a sweetie Scout isn't for everyone. I know that every sweetie Scout loves fishing. D1. Now, computer run fishing simulation number four. Running fishing simulation four. Danger level extreme. The joys of a relaxing day of the old fishing hole. So, my gadget, something to sit on. I finally mastered this baking thing. Its drive on Rick, huh? Unusually good at everything. Why is this so hard? You know, I've been asking myself the same thing. Why is this pike so hard? Come on, still so much more to see. I can't hear you over this. We stopped at the door. Stop silly sounding and get my visibility spray. Okay, get the spray and get out. You can do this. Do what? Doo doo doo doo. Of course, a good sweetie Scout always answers when nature calls. The bathrooms that way. Rain, you look terrible, and you smell even worse. You need a pass, and who better to give it to you than our sweetie stout? Who needs to owner canine cleaner badge, right? Help me catch a scout. Don't go, Gadget. [Music] Sorry, brain. Mad here. Hi, honey. Would you help the sweetest? I'll give Reina bass horrible note. I look amazing, which is more than I can say for your baking. I will feed that to my worst enemy, which is you. Ha! No, but I would, honey. Is that any way to treat a fennel scout? I might have to revoke your courtesy badge. I'm going to revoke your consciousness badge. Badge, huh? [Music] Decommissioned warning. The electro taser. I went with this invisibility spray. You'll never see Matt coming. Yeah. Hey, bug spray. Good thinking, scout. You can never be too careful. Me. Oh, my. Going to fire myself with a beer. Now, what is the point of me if I can't see me? That's the last we'll see of Talyn. Oh, honey, what did you do? Total Isis. I say what now? It's the hardest material ever created. Who needs a bake sale when you've stumbled onto the building material of tomorrow? Oh, you really are amazing at everything you do. Congratulations, Gadget. You foil Matt's plans once again. Have no idea what you're talking about, Chief, but a sweetie scout master always knows when to take a problem. It seppuku. Talen's failed again. Why do I keep that rule around the hall? And I can hear you next time, Gadget. [Music] [Music] Oh. [Applause] [Music]