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[Music] We can be. [Music] You've seen the news about Supergirl, Superman's cousin. Affirmative. We want her at Superhero High. She'd be a one-of-a-kind catch.
One of a kind? I thought I was that. I want you to convince her to come to Superhero High. Barbara Gordon will set up the call. Call on. And the speaker plugs in here. Hi Supergirl. I'm so excited to talk to you. I've heard so much about your amazing powers. Um, oh, you have something. A little, whoa, oops, save the day alarm. I understand. Maybe we could talk tomorrow.
Supergirl, Earth's gone mobile. I can take you with me. Perfect way to see what Superhero High is really like. There's Superman's statue. Your cousin remains Superhero High's greatest student. With your powers, you'll probably get a statue too. Me, a statue? Oh, just picture it. Wonder Woman, could you hold please? Sure. Oh, put him down. Super villain bank robbery. I said, put him down. All right, you asked for it. [Music] Wow, how'd you learn to do that? Advanced Catchology. It's an elective. [Music] Anyway, I really hope you choose Superhero High because I'd love to see your superpowers in action. Me in action? That's probably best seen from behind six inches of bulletproof glass. Oh my Hera, what is this all about? You defeated your first super villain and you made the front page. See? Congratulations. Well done, Wonder Woman. Let's get this party popping. [Music] [Music]
Thank you for considering Korrigar Academy, located in space sector 1417. Hmm. Dear Principal Waller, Superhero High is pleased to announce the Hero of the Month is Supergirl. Hailey from planet Krypton. Supergirl is one of Earth's newest superheroes. I love the way Supergirl got her powers from our sun. So plant-like. That girl's got a knack for making a dramatic entrance. Supergirl always pulls through to save the day. Perfect. [Music] Supergirl, Hero of the Month. It's Wonder Woman. Hey, want anything from the cafe before it closes? We got a wide selection of edibles. Superfood cake, that sweet, sweet quinoa center, all in a cauliflower meringue crust. Only one piece left. Uh, cake? Who needs it? [Music] My mind says don't use heat vision on your friends, but my gut says cake. Not so fast. Wow, nice grappling. Thanks, I've been working on it. And soon, I'll be working on that case. [Music] They've gone cake crazy. Won't stop, can't stop. [Music] [Music] This is silly. We can split the cake. You're right. Come here. As a famous girly once said, "Let me eat cake." And that, vlogo spirits, is another episode of Holly's Quintessentials with Harley Quinn. Until next time.
Lois Lane reporting live on the hottest new trend: Harley Quinn. Everybody wants to be like Harley. Even Capes and Cowl's Cafe is getting in on the horrifying fun with the Smoothie Quinn. Harley's gone viral. Let's hope it doesn't go to her head. Out of my way, celebrity coming through. Harley fever has exploded into HarleyCon. Now, anybody can be Harley Quinn. Anybody. There's only one authentic Harley Quinn, and I'll prove it. [Music] [Applause] It's my job as a superhero to save you from yourselves. Qualifying is history. From here on out, the only things I'll be vlogging about is boring old sugar-free cupcakes. Harley fever is broken, and Metropolis has returned to normal. Mostly. You okay? Yeah. Onesie. I'd rather be top dog than have an army of copycats. I heard there were cupcakes made with love and Kaboom candy. [Laughter] Superhero High is pleased to announce the Hero of the Month is. The way Harley saves the day is, um, unique. [Music] Harley's a fun friend. Crazy fun. [Music] Harley Quinn, Hero of the Month. Serious? Why so serious? I can't. I need funny stats.
So this is the new patch? Yep. This baby has everything. Should we take it for a spin? Miss Basker, you're not allowed to fly without a license. Are you ready for your flyer's exam? Yeah. Now. [Music] Your first task is to make a left at this building. No problemo. Ah, sure is a swanky day. For your next task, a save the day exercise. Capture the villain on school premises. Saving the day, my specialty. [Music] Let us finish with Landon. [Music] Oh, what am I gonna do? My flyer friends? Maybe they can help me practice. [Music] [Music] Here we go. All the way to detention for flying without a license. Well, now you have time to study for your next flyer's license test. Superhero High is pleased to announce the Hero of the Month is. Zoom in here. D. Pixelly. Oh, Batgirl. Oh, the girl's got a gift for gizmos. Like the way she razzle-dazzles. One's shield ride up with her detective skills. You can't get anything by her. I got it. The last superfood cupcake was eaten by Harley. [Music] She may have perfect aim now, but when she was a little girl, she couldn't even hit her own mouth. Dad. [Music] Batgirl, Hero of the Month. I'm so excited to be your tennis partner, Katana. I think I get the rules, but Kryptonians weren't exactly sporty types. It's tennis, and don't worry, you'll catch on. The important thing is you've got super speed, super strength, and mad reflexes. That's all we need to win the championship and take home the AC. Enjoy your last look, Katana, because that trophy is ours. Yeah, follow my lead, Soups. FYI, visiting hours are between three and five if you want to see the AC after we win it. Sorry, beginner's nerves. Shake it off. [Applause] [Music] She just left. Not so fast. Double dare twins? What us? But we were only having a little walk in the park and a purse just ran into us. [Music] Is that the best you got? [Music] You got served. Sorry, I made us lose the AC. Soups, you might not be a super tennis player, but you're a pretty amazing superhero. [Music] I love you too, Frankie. Who's a good plant? You are. You're a good plant. Yes, you are. Oh, Ivy. I am the. I think sorry was just being protective. He wouldn't really hurt anyone. He's organic. Medium whole milk. [Music] Actually, Steve, I said skim milk. Oh, I'm sorry about that, Ivy. You have to control your plants. Industrial strength weed spray. Beef boy, what are you supposed to be? Naked. Slowly but surely, that plant will be mine. All right, Supers, on the count of three. One, two. Please hold your fire. He's not evil. He just grew that way. Hey, that's it, Katana. Sweet. [Music] Is it still you? Oh, oh, oh, Frankie. That tickles. Superhero High is pleased to announce the Hero of the Month is Katana. Katana knows how to slice and dice. I love her creative style. [Music] Fierce fashion. Katana always lends a hand of the helping. [Music] Skills, help, and selflessness. Katana, Hero of the Month.
Batgirl, we're about to be dropped in the middle of nowhere for our advanced survival skills final. Shouldn't you be studying? I'll be fine, Ivy. I have a utility belt full of gadgets, a survival app, and Oracle. You rang. Students, you must arrive at the designated recon spot before sundown to receive a passing grade. Batgirl, Europe. Advance surviving on. Welcome to the jungle, Oracle. It's not all fun and games. Don't worry, we're gonna have a great time. Which way is north? Unable to locate a wireless signal. Still no signal. Well, at least I still have you and a belt full of gadgets. Oh no. Oracle? Hello. Note to self: When inventing state-of-the-art technology, make sure it's waterproof. Um. [Music] Oh, this is why I'm a dog person. [Music] Excellent, Batgirl. You pass. What happened to you in there? Thanks to your inspiration, I got in touch with some super nature powers. I think you also got in touch with some poison oak. [Music] Oh, man. Frost, Hero of the Month. Uh, Frost is Hero of the Month? Before me? I can't even. [Music] Save the day alarm. Out of my way. I got this one. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. Give me all your money and throw it aside. I'll save you, peasant. [Music] Oh, right in the money maker. I surrender. Go, thief, and never thieve again. Hey, no one messes with my friend Steve Trevor and gets away with it. Harley, whose conniving cat's idea? [Music] Fear not, citizens. Cheetah's here. Wow, how did she get here so fast? A remote. My remote. I mean, that remote that I've never seen before. Batgirl, I bet if you push that green button, this strange robot that I did not build would release me. Hey, wait. Watch me save the day. Come on. Solomon Grundy is attacking a senior center. Come on. Yeah, yeah, whatever. We do not believe you. The Cheetah? Really? It wasn't even me this time. Fine, I'll save the day myself. Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday. [Music] I have a pacemaker. [Music] Solomon Grundy just wants to recite a poem for senior center open mic night. [Music] All right, go on. I'll get you next time. Can't be a Hero of the Month without an audience. Anyway, Superhero High is pleased to announce the Hero of the Month is Frost. Frost is wicked smart. Circumference equals the diameter multiplied by pi, which is approximately 3.14159. She has really cool powers. [Applause] Five, three, five, eight, nine, seven, nine, three, two, three, eight. When it comes to fighting super villains, she never gets cold feet. Frost, Hero of the Month. [Music] [Music] Superheroes. [Music]