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[Music] Edward Arthur Winslow, son, I am ashamed of you. Don't you know that when you make a mistake, you fess up to it? Trying to cover it up only makes things worse. Yes, sir. But apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way. Well, so be it. You're grounded for 3 weeks, and you have to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Okay, hit the sack.
Well, that's taken care of. Now, let me get this straight. You dumped one of my relatives in a hefty bag, then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log on Lake Michigan? Does that about cover it? Yes, ma'am. Sit down, Carl.
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Carl, Carl, old as Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. When you make a mistake, fess up to it. Trying to cover up only makes things worse. Yes, ma'am. But apparently, you seem to want to learn these things the hard way. So be it. You're taking me to dinner to Shay Josephine. Yes, ma'am. Okay, is it the set? Yes, ma'am.
She said she didn't want her little girls grow up thinking that their father had run out on them. And, and that hurt. I mean, that, well, you know, it's tough for me to sympathize with you, Jimmy. I mean, no marriage is easy. I mean, there were times I wanted to pull my hair out. I can see that. I'm sorry, Carl. I'm, I'm, I'm a little nervous here, you know. I, well, the point is, I didn't run away. And for what it's worth, Carl, I wish I hadn't either.
Well, why are you here now? I wanted to see my kids. I wanted to give my grandson a piggyback ride. I wanted, well, I'll be leaving tomorrow, and I won't bother you ever again.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You mean you're not going to tell them who you are? I can't. I want them to remember me as a hero instead of a heal. I see. But, you know, Jimmy, it seems to me that you're still only thinking about yourself.
Steve, look, you win. Uh-uh, you win. I'll never come over to your house again. Well, no, I don't want that. Listen, Carl, I don't blame you for being upset about that electrocution thing. I mean, the sudden catastrophic loss of seven or eight million brain cells would make anyone blow a fuse. Well, it probably smarted a little when I landed on top of you. A little. It was like being body slammed by a Steinway. But what hurt me even more, big guy, was the thought of being banished from your home. That's a pain too horrible to bear, really. I know I'm a pest, Carl, but I love you, big guy, and I, and I admire your persistence. That's good enough for me.
Wait, wait, don't. Sorry, sorry.
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Oh no, Steve, look what you've done. You have creamed my garage door. No easy, big guy. Temper, temper.
3, 2, 1. 1, 2, 3. What the heck is bothering me?
3, 2, 1. 1, 2, 3. What the heck is bothering me?
3, 2, 1. 1, 2, 3. What the heck is bothering?
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Me. Finally. Almost lost it there. Complete control now. Hi, Harv. Hi, sweetie. Uncle K, this is Lil G. He's new to the hood. Well, hello, Lil G. Okay, you in? He does look like the father on Fresh Prince.
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Ladies and gentlemen, J. A. Dad. For what it's worth, you were right about what about drinking. I'm starting to see it is a dead-end road. Got me kicked out of the house, and it just cost me my best friend. You know, it's a funny thing about drinking. You don't realize what it's doing to you till it's done it to you. Yeah. Well, I made a decision. It's not going to do it to me. You mean that, Edward? You bet I do.
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