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Bro, my teacher changed the seating chart and guess who she sat me next to? My crush.
The second I saw my name beside theirs, my heart started doing back flips like it was training for the Olympics. And suddenly, I forgot how to act. I've been a normal person my whole life, but the moment I sat down next to them, system malfunction.
I dropped my pencil three times in 2 minutes. Laughed at a question that wasn't even a joke. Almost wrote their name instead of mine. My brain was like, "What are you doing, bro?"
Then the teacher said the most dangerous words ever. Pair up with the person next to you. I wasn't ready for that level of commitment. I'm trying to act calm while my brain is throwing a full-on dance party in my head. Every time they looked at me, I forgot basic English.
Bro, sitting next to your crush isn't just stressful.