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No, after you. Well, then perhaps we depart simultaneously. I insist. After you.
Huh? What's up with you two?
>> I was just over here being refined and all when this slob comes up and tries to prove he's more of a gentleman than me.
Gentlemen, fooy. I'm into tough guys now.
Uh, yeah. I meant tough guys. And if you want a tough guy, I'm your man.
Back off, Cream Puff. Why don't we just find out who the tough guy really is?
>> Right. Let's have some fun with this.
>> Let's get this strong end contest underway. May the strongest cat win. And for our first event, the hose down ought to be the hose down for these drips.
Might as well make myself comfortable.
>> These feline physiques are really ripped.
>> If you say so.
>> Tom wins round one. Weightlifting's next. Why wait? Cross the If I was 80 years younger, Captain
>> Spike. Hey, boy. Ready for your car ride?
>> Wait. At my age, the excitement could kill me. I'm going to miss those car rides. come and get it, Spike. My gut says eat it, but my gray hairs say think of your arteries. From now on, it's a high-fiber diet for me. I'll get USED TO IT.
HOW'S IT GOING, LITTLE GUY? I know how you feel. If only I could turn back time. How to turn back time and look younger in three steps. Let's do it. Come on, Jerry. Let's get this homemade facelift going. Does it say how long it takes to be permanent? Maybe we should move on to step two. Die away the gray. Break it in. Good, Jerry. Oh, come on. Got to revoice aging with healthy foods, right?
>> Bottoms up. Hell yeah. Wa. Boom. Whoa. B. What? Huh? Oh my god. Mama, baby, that's a big OLD BREAK. That's what it does. He did. Now I want more and then we Will you eat me, Mr. Bushy? Dad, please eat me. I'm serious. Goodbye. Goodbye.
GET IT. GET IT. Get it. Get it. Are you still going to hate me? Okay. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Put out your dog. Heat. Heat. Go away from me. Leave me alone. Bobby. My gosh. Bobby. I know. Bye, Bobby. Bye, Bobby.
>> Are you fishing now? I did Bobby. Now you hit white girl to give me that food. You are nice mommy and I'm going to fix >> your foot. DO SOMETHING. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING. GET ME A DOCTOR. Get me a nice. GET ME A BANDAGE. OH, WHAT TORTURE. WHAT PAIN. I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. OH. OH, he Wait a minute. Is that it? IS THAT WHAT I WAS TELLING ABOUT, BUDDY? I'll never forget this act of kindness. And if you ever need help, just ring this bell. Well, adios, little Samaritan. I LEARNED THIS ONE ON TELEVISION. HEY BELL, LITTLE SOUND. FINALLY, we go. Ow.
Hi. Hey, you. WHAT YOU DOING WITH MY BONE?
>> YEAH, you listening, cat. If I catch you taking my bone again, that's going to be trouble. Understand?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. What's all this fighting gettingness? Huh? Cats can love dogs, can't they? And mice can get along with cats, can't they? Well, then let's bury the hatchet. Let's be pals. Buddies, what do you say? Huh? This is more like it. Peace treaty. The dog, the cat, and mouse agree to live together peacefully. With this truce, we won't tinker. The one that does is a stinker. Signed, Tom, Jerry, and yours truly. Let's shake on it, pals.
Sh. Hey, pal. Hey, give us a break, will you? Get me out of talk. Ain't he cute? Just whistle. Heat. Heat. Do you? OH, HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. YEAH. HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. HEAT. What the Let's click. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. H. Look at this. Hey. Hey. Hey. Die. What? you. Hey. Hey. Hey. Turn twee. Heat. Heat. to me. Speak to me. My gosh, Bobby.