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So, you do currently have a California driver's license. You just don't have a physical copy on you at the moment. That's my preferred method of identification. And this is as a cat caller. I'm currently identifying as a cat. Fair enough.
Uh, the information here on the tag, I'm assuming belongs to you, the boyfriend. That's so rude. I hope you know I'm recording. Well, it wasn't my intention to offend you, but he just identified as a cat and you're wearing a Harris Walt t-shirt. So, forgive me if I came to a conclusion that you guys are involved in some sort of a homosexual arrangement.
I'm not mad that you think we're together, but you're using gender language. Besides, I'm not his boyfriend. I'm his owner. Okay.
Well, look, we can do this the hard way if you'd like. I can have this car towed, cuz last I checked, a cat is not licensed to operate a motor vehicle in the state of California. We can have animal control come get you, take you to a shelter where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of $70 after you're given the necessary immunizations, which do include a rabies shot, possibly even spayed or neutered, whichever you prefer or identify with. Uh, is that what you guys want to do here? What should I do?
No, I don't have $70. Sir, I can also uh request that a mental health care professional come down here on scene and do an evaluation of you because you're considering letting him take a rabies shot rather than just give me an ID, use some manner so I can give you your ticket and move along.