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What I Was Doing at 23

Hambone Comedy1:04

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You know what I was doing at 23? I went into a club once. This guy gave me a capsule and he goes, "That's Molly." And I took it and it was ketamine. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, so I spent the first hour just just all in the toilet, my guts up, and then I spent the next hour in a K hole next to the dance floor like this. And my friends would come over and be like, "What can we do? What can we do?" And I'm like, "I don't know." Literally, I'm in a K hole. I couldn't move. I couldn't speak. Shut the [ __ ] up.

And then I had the genius idea. I went, "Hmm, give me an ecstasy pill." >> Oh my god. >> Genius. I'm a [ __ ] genius, right? Because I'm like, "Ketamine is down here, ecstasy is up here. Maybe I can You know?" And so, my friend, she goes, "Half or a whole?" Usually, we just take halves at the time, but I said, "Give me a whole one. I'm pretty fucked." She would slide it in my mouth. And I'm going to float. I'm chewing it because I want it to hit my bloodstream quicker. I am chewing it through and then within 30 minutes, I'm like, "Fucking >> [laughter] >> I'm a scientist, right? And that's what I was doing at 23.