Transcription
Let's jump right into the story. We got this from the Rolling Stone. Trump lashes out at nut jobs, Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megan Kelly. The president attacked several prominent right-wing commentators who have opposed the war against Iran. Uh, what I, what I do love, just real quick to point it out, the media is not going after these same people. That's just kind of weird.
Like it's only if it's Trump, right? Trump attacks them and the media doesn't say "far-right," "alt-right." You know what I mean? It's because Trump's the bad guy, not the people he's attacking. Well, here's the post from Truth Social. It's a doozy of a long one. Let me read it for you.
I know why Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the number one state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon. Because they have one thing in common: low IQ's. They're stupid people. They know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it. Two, look at their past. Look at their record. They don't have what it takes, and they never did. They have all been thrown off television, lost their shows, and aren't even invited on TV because nobody cares about them. They're nut jobs, troublemakers, and will say anything necessary for some free and cheap publicity. Now they think they can get some clicks because they have third-rate podcasts, but nobody's talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA, who I wouldn't have won the presidential election in a landslide. MAGA agrees with me and just gave CNN a 100% approval rating of Trump. Not handing flailing fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn't even finish college. He has, he, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox and he's never been the same. Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist. Or Megan Kelly, who nastily asked me about, asked me the now famous only Rosie O'Donnell question. Or crazy Candace Owens, who accuses the highly respected First Lady of France of being a man when she is not and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace. That one, that one's like, bro, I nearly fell off my chair when I read that one. It's not even close. Or bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things and lost his entire fortune as he should have for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called pundits are losers and they always will be.
Now, fake news, CNN, the failing New York Times, and all the other radical left news organizations are hailing them and giving them positive press for the first time in their lives. They're not MAGA. They're losers just trying to latch on to MAGA. As president, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don't return their calls because I'm too busy on world and country affairs. And after a few times, they go nasty. Just like Marjorie Taylor Greene. >> Greene. >> Greene. But I know what is that supposed to mean? >> She didn't earn green turns brown. Yeah, that's why you said it. Yeah. >> But I no longer care about that stuff. I only care about doing right for our country. MAGA is about winning on strength and not allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons. MAGA is about making America great again. And these people have no idea how to do that. But I do because the United States is now the hottest country anywhere in the world. President Donald J. Trump.
I just want to highlight real quick this hilarious meme of this like crappy AI Fuentes, Candace Owens, and Tucker, and it's like, "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves," and there's like snarling wolves behind them. Bro, >> this is wild. >> Trump should have been nicer to Alex Jones. >> Yeah, I, I don't see Alex being lumped in with the rest as necessarily appropriate. Well, Alex said it, he called for, look, Candace said a bunch of things about Trump for sure, but Alex came out and said he should be removed under the 25th Amendment. That's what Alex said there. That Trump is incapable of being president, that he is incapacitated. That's what 25th Amendment. You want to say impeach? >> Which is dramatic. >> Yeah. No, >> dramatic. >> When you say Trump should be impeached, Trump might actually take that like a compliment. You're basically saying he has taken such severe actions and we oppose him, he must be stopped. It's almost like saying he's a big baddy. But when you say you should be 25th Amendmented, you're saying that he's, he's, he's like brain dead. >> Yeah, that's why I'm like, I'm not, I mean, okay, you could like nitpick some of the things and like have some criticism. Say, okay, Alex Jones has been consistent his whole career. I think that's fair. These other three definitely have not. Um, but all this to be said, he's responding. It's like, to Tim's point, I mean, they're calling for him to be 25th Amendmented. Some of these others are insinuating he's covering for pedophiles and that he's like, just completely bought off and corrupted, etc., etc. He's going to be harsh in his response. Of course, he's going to be. This is how he's always been. Again, he rolls around in the mud, and it's like, when you bark up this tree, you're going to have to go roll around in the mud with him. That's just the way it is.
>> That is what happens though. Like every time something happens, he says something out of pocket and everybody's like, "But he has to be because everybody's being mean to him." Um, he's not necessarily accurate though, in at least in the beginning when he's talking about nobody's watching them or they have no influence. Obviously, if they didn't have any influence, it wouldn't even be worth addressing, but it is because the people he's talking about, I would agree that a lot of them have changed their views, but they do have influence. I mean, one of the big reasons that Candace Owens has been such a >> When has Donald Trump worried about accuracy? >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean. >> He just, he just throws stuff. >> I mean, maybe, maybe that's the problem with everything now. Nobody cares about accuracy and people only care about what's >> We've been in the post-truth society for a decade. >> I know. But, but the thing they were talking on the pre-show earlier about how it feels like MAGA is fractured. That's because nobody cares about accuracy. They just care about getting clicks going their way.
>> Uh, I just had a really good idea to get a bunch of viral clicks and promote the show. >> Let's do it. So here's, here's what you do. I will preface this by saying none of this is true and it's for the purpose of this show to make a point for entertainment purposes only. No, no, it's to make a point, a political point about the nature of reality and what the internet does. Donald Trump personally called me before he made this statement, thanking me for having his back and saying that I was a good friend. And I said, "Mr. President, I will stand with you always, no matter what you do, even if you shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue." He laughed. Yeah. >> And uh, we had a great time and uh, he's a good man. >> Yeah. That literally never happened. And I said that because I know what's going to happen because this is what these people do. They're going Exactly. They're going to cut the clip out and they're going to be like, they're going to claim it's true and it's going to be sensational. Now, to be fair, that wasn't a particularly sensational clip. >> Well, cuz that was the group call with BB earlier, right? I think I was listening in on that. >> No, that one was about what we were getting for dinner, cuz we're going tomorrow. We're going to the brewery. >> Yeah. >> Uh, they, they got great smash burgers and but BB >> kosher, I think. >> No, but he's not into it. He eats only, he eats, it's freshly cut grass. >> So, they, they bring it from the lawn outside in a big bowl. He just dips in and >> I respect that. >> Yeah. I mean, you got to go hard to eat raw grass. >> Very little nutrients in there. >> Maybe the most impressive part about all this, the amount of stuff he covered in one specific message. I could never remember that much at one time. >> It was so much more demented read out loud. Like, it was crazy reading it, but to hear it out loud, I was like, woah. >> Well, we saw in like the, the, the behind-the-scenes clips from the election that he now dictates posts to like, like a staffer. So, imagine being the staffer. >> Well, you know what? There will be an Amazon series about that guy one day. >> Yeah. But I, I, I will say I don't think my previous false statement went far enough in terms of click farming people who make up fake things. So what I'll just respond to this post and just say >> I, I, I, after reading this post, I am voting Democrat 100% across the board. Midterms, you, you better believe it. Swalwell, he's my president. We're done. Trump, you've crossed the line. How dare you besmirch the good name of Alex Jones? From now on, Democrats are right about everything. Wasn't there some post recently where Megan Kelly said even if Trump dropped, dropped a nuke, she'd still vote Republican? >> Yeah. Was that was that from >> But then the next day she was like screaming about how he was threatening to >> That's kind of the point, right? Like none of it matters anymore. What they say on Mon and it's not just them. This is not just these specific people. What somebody says on a Monday, they will say something completely different on a Wednesday depending on Alex. I do have to say Alex is way more consistent than a Megan Kelly who was like >> four trans kids and then not and it's >> I, oh yeah, for real. >> Like she's, I don't think she has principles really. >> I had this whole thing planned to talk about chimping out in the chimp civil war and I forgot. >> I was like, yeah, I had this plan like because of Trump's post. I was going to open the show by being like, chimping out in Uganda, like civil war chimp there, you know, if, if you guys don't know the story, there's a, there's a chimp civil war in in uh, Uganda. >> Mhm. Yeah, actual chimp, like big massive, like cities of chimps just warring with each. I don't know how big it is. Joe Rogan most effective >> People are trying to say the chimp civil war solely over slavery, but it's more complicated than that, actually. When you >> Yeah, it's actually about uh, jurisdictional rights between the chimp faction. No, but I was, I was like, we're going to open the show by talking about the chimp civil war and then saying something like, no, I'm not talking about Donald Trump. And you know >> You can still do it for the next segment. You could just, everyone pause and then you start >> Everyone can pause. Open every segment like post. >> No, but you know the reason I thought of that and brought it up is because, guys, I know there's a lot of people who watch the show are big Trump fans. >> Look, Trump's base is cooked. When he says that CNN got 100% approval, listen. If, like, how many people in here like pineapple on pizza? Let's just try this. >> You do? One. No. >> Uh, so there's two people who do. Here's what I'm going to do. Anyone who doesn't, get the f out of my room and I'm going to run a poll. 100% of people at Tim Cast support pineapple on pizza. That, that's the point. >> When, when prominent personalities who were MAGA leave, >> then you poll everybody and you're like, "Are you MAGA?" And then all the Alex Jones people are like, "No." They're like, "Okay, you don't count." And then the only people left say yes. The, the poll question is basically, "Are you a Trump supporter?" Yes. My second question is, "Are you a Trump supporter?" So that, I, I got to be honest, my conspiracy theory on this one. I always love this fake conspiracy theory that I bring up for everybody who does something like this. Like I was saying uh last week that Hassan is actually a superb based capitalist, but he knows that there's got to be a pied piper that leads the commies to their own destruction because he comes off as so stupid. You know what I mean? So the reality is Hassan's actually incredibly smart. He's a big Rothbard fan and uh, but right, but he goes on his show and he goes like, "Duh, communism is good." And then everyone follows him and he's, you know, every day he turns the stream off, a single tear comes down and then he rubs his Rothbard knowing that like he's doing what must be done to stop the commies by leading them astray. So my joke is that uh Trump is actually casting these people out to save them because after the Democrats sweep the Senate and the House, they're going to start firing off subpoenas and they're going to go after anybody who supports Trump. So, if Tucker stayed in Trump camp after the midterms, they're going to launch false investigations. And and and this part's the true part. >> I genuinely believe the Trump-up supporting personalities are going to get jammed up like crazy. Censorship, false investigations. I mean, look at what Merrick Garland did to me, Benny, Dave, >> accusing us of taking Russian money. Completely fabricated story. And uh, no evidence, never released. And the, and the people who they claimed it, don't exist. Nobody knows where they are. My joking conspiracy is that Trump is actually talking with Carl because Chuck Tucker went to the White House and he says, "Look, we're going to lose the midterms. We can't do anything about it. I'm going to come at you guys that way afterwards. You can just say, you know, we're not with Trump and they'll leave you alone." >> It's like a Republican version of like running Kamala when they knew she wasn't going to win. >> Kind of. >> Like they're just like, "Throw her out there because there's no path forward for them anyways." >> I mean, yeah, but they didn't have a choice, you know? I mean, Biden was definitely, I mean, either way, obviously, they lost, but Biden was definitely not going to win. The American people knew that he was asleep at the wheel, that he was barely functioning. Um, and so they had to go ahead and do something. The only person that could take, could continue using the money that they got was Kamala Harris. They put anyone else in, they'd be at a massive uh financial deficit. So they had to be like, "Wow, I guess." You know, but you know, I thought it was it, at the end of the day, it was funny because Donald Trump got to beat two women as a >> Does this mean that he's gonna get like subpoenaed for that whole Candace Owens Bridget Mccron lawsuit thing? Does he know? >> Maybe. Now, I guess. Thanks for checking out this clip from Tim Cast IRL. Make sure to watch the show live Monday through Friday at 8:00 PM. Subscribe to this channel and we will see you all there.