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Very interesting thing. Tea, by the way, the plant is the same everywhere. Matcha is produced from the same plant that produces, you know, Lapsang Souchong. Green tea is produced from the same goddamn plant that produces black tea. It's all about how the actual thing is treated. There's often a wonderful marketing thing. Have you noticed this ceremonial grade map?
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Okay, I assume that in Japan this means the ceremonial grade is the one where you get out the whisk.
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And dick around for a while. That could have been invented by a marketing guy. I have absolutely no idea whether in Japan there really is ceremonial grade tea. But the great thing about positioning anything as Japanese is we'll accept any level of witch. Normally we go, "Hold on, does this make sense? What's going on here?" But simply by going, "No, it's Japanese." We go, "Fine."