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When the hostage is ugly

LongBeachGriffy3:26

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Bring me a hostage. Please don't kill me. I have a family.

What we going to do is what the [ __ ] E bro. Oh, how are we supposed to negotiate with this? He's ugly. Out of everybody in the lobby, bro, everybody, everybody. You, you brought me him? Come on, dog. I'm sorry, boss.

Oh, here. Cut yourself loose. Stay away from me. I'm not going to come near you and catch your ugly. Mr. Ugly man, hurry up, please. You're making me sick to my stomach. Get up. Go. Go.

Okay, we, we're sending the hostage out, free of charge. Get your ugly ass out of here and never come back to this bank ever in your life, ugly [ __ ]. Ever. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on. Wait, wait. Hold on. What the [ __ ] is that? That's what I said. Oh, nah, nah. Y'all good. Y'all good. Just go back. What? Go back. N y y y'all got other ones, huh? Y y'all got some more? What you, you can just send something else, please? Someone, please.

No, no. We, we straight. We straight. We don't want this ugly. Y'all can have them. Are we more room? It's max capacity. It's max capacity in the bank. I'm just trying to follow the bank rules, bro. I swear to God. I swear to God, we will shoot him in his less fortunate face if he comes any closer. Shoot that [ __ ] in his face if he comes closer.

Yo, you saying that like I give a [ __ ] bro. We are willing to negotiate anything. Anything, bro. Anything but that. Please, bro, please. We, we can flip a coin, rock paper scissors, Uno. Sir, I'm not bringing him back in here. He's making the other hostages feel uncomfortable, and I'm all about the safety of my hostages. I'm not sorry.

Okay, okay, okay. How about this? How about this? If you keep his long face, Oscar proud gap mouth, Tyler Perry looking ass, I swear to God, bro, you can have anything. We'll let you go. You can keep all the money. I promise. We, we'll drop all charges. We'll drop every single charge. You going to be straight. Just please, anything but him, please. Any, any, please, please, please. Anything.

No deal. Me and the other hostages would rather die than have this whole operation turn the [ __ ] before we take back whatever the hell that is. All right. I will speak. Spiritual before I came in here robbing these banks, but as soon as I looked that in the face, I realized there is no God that exists that would create something so foul. [ __ ] no, bro. Police. No, no, no, no.