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You better look in my eyeballs. We ain't afraid of you. You stinking witch. YOU DEVIL WORSHIPING SATANIST WITCH.
>> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU. YOU STINK BALL. YOU STANK ASS WITCH.
>> WE CAST YOU OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. WE BREAK YOUR SPELLS. WE BREAK YOUR CURSE. WE GOT YOUR FIRST NAME. WE GOT YOUR LAST NAME. WE EVEN GOT AN ADDRESS FOR ONE OF
>> I GOT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY AND YOUR bank routing number from the demons.
>> love you.
>> YOU SO MUCH AS COUGH WRONG AND I'LL EXPOSE.
>> I GOT YOUR BITCOIN KEYS FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
>> hold you in front everybody under this tent. You stinking witch.
If you know the Bible and church history, the preacher is not the focus of the service. Every one of these, it's all about the preacher and his performance. It's performative. It's a stage show. That's why there's rock bands and smoke machines and laser lights and monster truck shows. Randy Ball's comedy is now real.
Okay. Well, I'm looking for deliverance Zoom calls cuz how I was having fun watching uh Cleave talking about this.
It's hitting America right now in the form of deliverance through many of these pastors and it's amazing. And there's going to be a third showing at the end of this month hopefully so that you can go see it too if you haven't seen it yet. There's thousands of testimonies coming in of people being delivered of demonic spirits and I'm going to show you one that happened right now.
Oh, this is a movie. Oh my gosh. God help us, dude. Now I see why this is all over social media. They're doing a media push for whatever this Oh, here it is. Here's the trailer. Uh-oh.
In the New Testament, is it verifiable that Christians can be attacked and oppressed by demons?
>> Come on.
God used controversy.
>> I'm on the list.
He used the media. He used all of it
>> to grow.
This is like every average uh Gen X dude in Tennessee right here. This is every average Gen X dude in Tennessee.
Used the media. He used all
This is the dude that's like fixing your carburetor, but also he might be eyeing your car for like metal that he can sell. Like this is the dude that's looking for scrap metal as he's fixing your carburetor.
He used all of it to grow a massive size platform. Controversy built our plat.
Oh, I didn't know that was Greg Lockach this whole time. This uh evangelical goofball Greg Lock cuz I've heard this name. I've seen the Twitter. I've just never seen his face. So this megaurch zofore freak pastor, that's him, dude. This whole time Greg Lockach is just a auto mechanic out of Tennessee. Dude, that's a auto mechanic out of Jackson, Tennessee, right there.
This beautiful, beautiful life. You may be seated. If you didn't see that dude as Greg Lockach, if you didn't know who he was, you would think, man, that dude's about to freaking steal my carburetor and go buy a six-ack of a red dog beer.
Hey guys, Pastor Greg Lock here.
Why is he wearing a a Gen Z chain? Dude's got Santa Claus level like white beard and hair. And he's wearing a he's wearing a damn uh Gen Z chain like he's a like he's at the mall or some [ __ ] He's got a I thought he I would have thought he had more subscribers than that. Maybe he's big on X. Is he big on X? I don't know. Let's see. Okay, so he got 200,000 over here, which is still not that big. But I want And who knows if that's even real cuz let's see. All right, he's got 1,000 likes on that. Okay, maybe that's real. 600 likes because a lot of these people like my first thought is, okay, how many followers did they buy, but this is the dude get that constantly gets called out for his evangelical Zionism stuff. So, he's probably propped up for sure in terms of like subscribers and whatnot.
Two genders. It was
never about the controversy. was never about the politics. I thought it was I thought it was about Trump. I thought it was about co but God built our platform for deliverance.
Oh, so is this something that he does now? So he's bas is he the uh is he like the hub of this new grift of of deliverance? We are headed more into seeing prophecy fulfilled before our very eyes.
There's a kingdom of righteousness and there's a kingdom of darkness. Something in our being craves something supernatural.
If you're addicted to something.
So, whoa, dude. What the hell is this? Looks like the aliens in the Spielberg movie. I'm not joking. Now, I believe in this. So, I believe in aliens. Now, we got a we got a disclosure moment right here, dude. What happened to this guy? This dude look like Elephant Man. This dude looks like Elephant Man's boyfriend, dude. Oh my gosh. Listen to this.
We got first and last names of six witches that are in our church. And you know what's strange? Three of you are in this room right now.
Oh, man. Of course. Of course he's from Tennessee. The demons have told me the names of the witches and the [ __ ] Where's his church at? BIBLE. VISION. BIBLE. LEBANON. That's outside of Nashville, isn't it? 32,000. So, he has an actual mega church. Global Vision Mega Church. Pastor Greg Lock accused of spiritual and financial abuse. Shocker. No. No. No way. I don't believe it for a minute. The devil's trying to take him down. Formerly online pastors at his church accused Lock of engaging in financial mismanagement. They have a tell all book coming out. We're going to expose him. He's known for burning books and hunting witches. He believed in election conspiracies. They want to take down Trump. The devil's trying to take down Trump. Shake it like a song. She go. Three of you in the room right now. You better look in my eyeballs. We ain't afraid of you. You stinking witch. You devil worshiping SATANIST WITCH.
>> I AIN'T AFRAID OF YOU. YOU STINK BALL. YOU STANK ASS WITCH.
>> WE CAST YOU OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. WE BREAK YOUR SPELLS. WE BREAK YOUR CURSE. WE GOT YOUR FIRST NAME. WE GOT YOUR LAST NAME. WE EVEN GOT AN ADDRESS FOR ONE OF
>> I GOT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY AND YOUR BANK ROUTING number from the demons.
>> love you.
>> YOU SO MUCH AS COUGH WRONG AND I'LL EXPOSE
>> I GOT YOUR BITCOIN KEYS FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
YOU IN FRONT OF ANYBODY under this tent. You stinking witch. You were sent to this church to
dude. Now I understand why I've never thought. What's his name's? What's Who's that screaming comedian? The boomer era screaming comedian. Gen X dude. I just went blank. I never thought he was funny. But you know what's funny? He said that he realized there's a similarity between TV preachers and preaching as a performance and comedy. And he was either gonna be a preacher or a standup. What's his name? I'm going blank. Y'all talking about the the the ugly as hell dude that's always screaming. Sam Kenisonson, right? Sam Kenisonson said he was going to either be a screaming Bible preacher and he almost thought he was supposed to be he was called to be that.
All right, we move along this time now.
I don't know about that Sam Hyde. He don't even tell jokes. But by golly, that damn Rodney Dangerfield, that's a comic.
Who's rather unusual and I love people who are different, you know? When I say rather unusual, you'll know what I mean when you meet him. Okay.
I'm just trying to help. I'm trying to just do whatever I can for people. Like the World Hunger thing, the USA for Africa. That's great. You guys hear the song? Nice song, isn't it? Beautiful. I'm I'm like anybody else on the planet. I'm very moved by World Hunger. I see the same commercials, those little kids starving and very depressed and uh you I watch these things on TV and I see those commercials and I look at I go, "God, how cruel." You know, to see a little kid out there and I go, "Fuck." You know, I know the uh the film crew could give this kid a sandwich.
Well, that's a joke I've heard comedians tell forever. Maybe that's originally his joke. I don't know. But I've heard that forever. You know, the kid's not out there uh, you know, filming a letter from home with a Betamax, huh? You know, it's a director 5t away going, "Don't feed him yet."
So, his whole routine was that screaming preacher style and he said it was based on a preacher, right? And I'm like, "This is, dude, Greg Lockach is just freaking Sam Kenisonson.
Destroy us. YOU WERE SENT TO THIS CHURCH TO LURE US IN. YOU WERE SENT TO THIS CHURCH TO CAST SPELL." LISTEN, SOME OF YOU BEEN SICK CUZ YOU BEFRIENDED THAT WITCH. TWO of you in my wife's ladies Bible study and you know who you are. And we going to ask YOU TO GET OUT OR I'LL EXPOSE YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
DUDE, HE'S Sam Kenisonson. He's literally just Sam Ken.
We got all six of their names.
Oh, he got a wish list, dude. Y'all women better better hope you don't make the wish list. All you ladies out there, y'all 10% of the audience better hope you don't make the pastor's witch list. You make my witch list. Which list? Who gets that? That's a L7 joke. Come on now. That was a pretty good one. Witch list. That was freaking funny, dude. Come on now. Don't make me explain the jokes. L7 has that song. You make my [ __ ] list. She list. That's how it goes. That's That's literally the song. When I get mad and I get pissed, I sit down and I make a witch list. You make my witch list.
Two of them had already been confirmed before that thing ever even said it.
First and last. This chick is new to our church and don't know none of you. So, you got a choice.
You can leave with your spells all by yourself.
You better take your damn spells out of my Tennessee church
Sunday
with a stage full of brooms
and I'll give you one and I'll fly your tail up out of this place in the name of Jesus. But we ain't playing your spellcasting witchcraft nonsense sage burning games.
Best not burn no damn sage near my church. You burn a sage near my church. I'm going to get the devil out of you. Shake it like a soul shaker. Get that devil out your coochie now. SHAKE IT LIKE A SOUL SHAKER. I mean, dude, who believe who could believe this? Dude,
you have company. And he said in the last days, the church will give heed to seducing spirits and doctrines of demons. They will begin to listen to demonic doctrines.
He doesn't mind you going to church. She doesn't mind you praising as long as you don't change.
There's a great awakening that is coming.
The kingdom of God is not about
see all of this though, it's all just emotion and uh prestar Rose said in his book, "This is just atheism factory." So that's why heresy is so damaging is that it's just really giving all these people a diluted false sense of what religion is. And probably a massive amount of these people will be atheists in the next two to three years. So it's just a disaster. But you know, America's all about freedom of religion. And you know, I mean, it's the American dream is basically create your own religion.
State of the church in the United States, I believe, needs a reawakening of deliverance because of the evil that's going around.
Christians can be under the influence of satanic oppression. 100% they can. You see, redemption and salvation is for the lost deliverance.
I mean, it should be obvious if you, you know, know the Bible and church history. Like the preacher is not the focus of the service. Every one of these types of things, it's all about the preacher and his performance. It's performative. It's a stage show. That's why there's rock bands and smoke machines and laser lights and monster truck shows. Randy Ball's comedy is now real. They actually did the monster truck thing at the Riverside Megaurch thing like two years after I made that Randy Ball sketch. I'm not jo like maybe three years three or four years after the Randy Ball sketch when I'm joking about uh giant mega church monster truck rallies. They actually did it. remember this uh let's see church and they had uh male strippers. Yes, you heard me right. Megaurch men's meeting with the male strippers on the male stripper poll. You You can't make this up. And they had monster truck rallies because that's masculinity. That's that's actually what they think masculinity is. Male strippers and monster trucks. River Church. This is it right here. So this is they got some dude that comes out and he I'm not joking. He's going to do a male strip, pull strip. He comes out on a motorcycle. Gay as hell, dude. Freaking gay as hell, dude. Look. Super gay. Watch this. Yes, you heard me correct. This is an evangelical megaurch men's meeting like two years ago. Now, if you're Roman Catholic, you better not laugh because they did the same thing for Pope Benedict at the Vatican when they had the explicitly gay troop do the gay acrobatic strip for Pope Benedict. I'm not joking. Y'all remember that? This is Ruseon rap church right here. Dude, this shit's gay as hell, bro. Look at this. Look how gay this is, dude. Woo! Yes, honey. Do that. Yes. It's spiritual. What's he going to do? Swallow a sword? He knocked the damn mic stand over. This is the Do y'all know that's the Star Wars kid nowadays? Everybody wonder what happened to the Star Wars kid from that Ebomb's world. This is him now, y'all. This is him grown up. That's James Lindsay and the Star Wars kid right there grown up. Here's the monster truck rally at the church. You can't make this up.
This is at the mega church, James River Church men's conference.
AND HE'S COMING OUT FIRING TONIGHT. SEE, a lot of y'all people, you think I'm joking when I say biker church, surfer church, cowboy church, black [ __ ] No, I'm not. Monster truck church. This is how stupid religion is in this country. It's It's kind of hard to believe, honestly. Oh, here we go. River Church Men's Conference. Oh, let's check this out. Yo. Yo, they got black dudes that punch [ __ ] bro. And a motorcycle. This is so much men's meeting, dude. But do they got monster trucks? Yes. Do they got freaking punches? You know it's masculine if there's punches going down, dude. And they got rodeo, COWBOY CHURCH, PUNCH CHURCH, dudes diving off of [ __ ] Indiana Jones, black dudes screaming in the battle, get wounded and have the mentality and and they better have exhibit screaming in MY FACE.
THE MINDSET I'M STILL GOING TO FIGHT.
READY FOR ANYTHING. WE GOT WHAT? JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. BLACK TIMBERLAKE GOING TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE. It's real masculine. Mark Griscoll screaming. WHITE DUDES SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE CUZ IT'S MASCULINE if you screaming IF YOU DO THIS. That's all masculinity is, dude. That dude is not masculine. Jabin Chavez. [ __ ] Keep that dude away from the chip and dip, dude. That's why he's here. Who is this gay man? John Lindell. He's the host. Looking like looking like gay uh gay John Piper. Look at that riff raff. We got sweaty black dudes punching [ __ ] It's masculine as hell. It's all It's all back, too. Monster trucks, you name it.
I present to you the tank.
We got tanks. What tank? What is this, dude? This is This is idiocracy church, bro. tanks. I didn't even see the tank one. This guy here, they made the video. He said, "Bad ass tank." This is awesome, dude. Do you remember when we were at the Men's Congress and they brought that tank out? That was badass, dude.
Who are the subts in this audience, bro? This is It's a packed house. It's full. And what does this have to do with theology or Jesus at all? This is insane. Could you imagine the church fathers seeing this? They would be like, "All right, it's the end of the world, dude. Is this the end? It's end times. It's got to be." Imagine St. Athanasius seeing this like, "What in the hell is this?" Tank tank church, man. This is literally doesn't beef supreme come out in a tank in idiocracy. Female monkeys with them bananas between the trees hanging down upside down. Found that's a smile.