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What about you? Tell me one of your stories.
All right.
Once once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn just for the hell of it. We talked till like 2:00. It was this perfect evening, more or less.
All of a sudden, we realized we're in Yemen.
I'm sorry. So, we is...
We would be me and Rick.
Who's Rick? Who's Rick?
My husband.
Oh, so so you're divorced?
No.
Oh, I'm I'm sorry. So, you're widowed hopefully.
No, I'm still married.
So, uh, tell me, how do how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really he's okay with Ethan.
Ethan? There's there's an Ethan.
Ethan is my boyfriend.
What?
What?
So, explain something to me here. Um, what kind of relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
I suppose mainly sexual.
Huh? I'm sorry it didn't work out.
What not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted. How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Well, you know, I had some trouble with it at first, too. But the way I look at it is I get all the good stuff, all the fun, all the talking, all the sex, and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy.
Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?
No, of course not.
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
So, you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
I couldn't do it.
Good for you, Joey.
When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Well, you know, monogamy can be a tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking.
Fine. Fine. All right. Now, you'll never know.
We're getting all right.
There's a theory put forth by Richard Leaky. Oh.
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