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My name is Goku and today I am surrounded by all my greatest foes. Everyone here could have had a much better life if they'd just accepted my mercy and changed their ways.
"WELL, I NEVER GOT THAT PROPOSITION, KAKAROT."
"OH, HEY THERE. UH, BROTHER,"
"did you seriously just forget my name?"
"WHAT? NO. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET MY OWN BROTHER'S NAME? How have you been, Nappa?"
"Oh my god. I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM."
"WAIT, WHAT ANSWERS?"
"WHY IS it that YOU'LL BEND OVER BACKWARDS TRYING TO REDEEM EVERY MONSTER YOU MEET, but you never once tried with me."
"Well, you were kind of a jerk. You kidnapped my son."
"So was Vegeta, PICCOLO, THE ANDROIDS, BUU. YET SOMEHOW THEY ALL GOT YOUR ENDLESS PATIENCE AND SECOND CHANCES."
"HEY, I GAVE YOU A CHANCE, TOO. And you betrayed me the second I LET MY GUARD DOWN."
"YEAH, OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DID DO THAT. BUT I WAS HOPING YOU'D TRY A LITTLE HARDER. I'M YOUR BROTHER."
"OH, so you were playing hard to get this whole time. You wanted me to chase after you."
"YES, LIKE YOU DID WITH VEGETA. THAT MAN LEVELED ENTIRE CITIES AND YOU STILL KEPT SHOWING UP."
"WELL, YOU KIND OF died too fast, YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU REVIVE ME?"
"OH, WELL, you know how it is. The Dragon Balls have that cool down period."
"YOU'VE USED THEM 40 TIMES SINCE I DIED."
"OKAY, TRUE. But we needed them for MORE IMPORTANT."
"YOU WHISKED BACK YAMCHA MULTIPLE TIMES."
"WELL, I CAN'T RISK reviving you for the chance of you BECOMING GOOD."
"YOU LITERALLY LET FRIEZA OUT OF HELL. THE GUY WHO OBLITERATED OUR ENTIRE RACE."
"HE'S INCREDIBLY STRONG and we really needed him FOR THAT TOURNAMENT."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME FOR THE TOURNAMENT? I'M A SAIYAN, TOO."
"WELL, YOU KNOW, YOUR POWER level was ALWAYS"
"YOU BROUGHT KRILLIN. YOU THINK I'M STUPID?"
"IT'S JUST the timing never really worked out."
"YOU HAD DECADES. DECADES, KAKAROT."
"OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. You want the truth? I'm going to be completely honest with you. I I totally forgot you existed. Like completely wiped from my memory until like 30 seconds ago."
"That's what I thought. You know what the worst part is? I spent years in hell. Actual hell. thinking about what our lives could have been if you just brought me back. Let me stand beside you. We could have been a real family. I could have been there for Gohan and Goten. PROTECTED THEM WHEN YOU WERE OFF SAVING THE UNIVERSE. Trained with them, watched them GROW UP, BEEN THE UNCLE they deserved. Instead, you just erased me. MOVED ON LIKE I WAS NOTHING, LIKE I NEVER EXISTED AT ALL. WE COULD HAVE BEEN BROTHERS. Real brothers. SOMETHING OUR FATHER MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN PROUD OF."
"I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER BROTHER. Family matters. It really does. I'm going to fix this. Okay. I'll bring you back first thing tomorrow. I promise. Nappa."
">> [ __ ] you."
"Why would I need to do better when I'm already perfect?"
"Oh, really? You honestly still believe that?"
"What do you mean?"
"You still think you're perfect? I mean, it's been a long time. You know, we've progressed so much since your final form was supposed to be the ultimate one,"
"idiot. What do you think I've been doing all those years in hell? Sleeping. I evolved, too. Way beyond my final form. Behold, ultra super perfect cell."
"Oh, that's really impressive. I can sense that power. You're almost as strong as my Super Saiyan 3. Man, you could have been a real challenge about 10 years ago. Seriously impressive."
"10 years ago? You mean you've evolved past this form?"
"Yeah, to be honest with you."
"Good. I expected that. That's exactly why I had to invent this superior form. Behold, super divine prime perfection cell."
"Oh, cool. This one has divine energy. Reminds me of when I first achieved god key about 5 years ago. Did you do the ritual or something?"
"You can act unsurprised, but I bet you didn't see this one coming. Superior ultra divine god. Hyper flawless perfection cell."
"That form could cause some real trouble for that one random form future trunks achieved when we"
"think you're funny. Fine. How about this? Mega Giga Ultra God Hyper Peak AI powered perfect PERFECTION CELL PRO MAX."
"WELL, Yamcha has a new form that could probably rival that one."
"You've got to be kidding me."
"Relax. I made that one up. But if I'm being honest, it could probably match Piccolo's new orange form, which is very"
"You can't be serious."
"I am. I didn't want to use this one because I haven't fully mastered it yet. But you're forcing my hand. Behold supreme ultimate LIMITLESS AWAKEN GEAR FITS CHARINGGON QUANTUM NURMAGADE of mega ultra divine perfect perfection cell FULL POWER PRO MATCH."
"OKAY, NOW WE'RE TALKING. I can't pretend this one isn't on our level because it definitely is. This is actually a really serious form. You know what? If there's another tournament of power, I'll definitely consider inviting you. You can come with us and stay ready on the bench in case one of us gets injured."
"Thank you."
"Do you truly believe that everyone could become good? Even my kind."
"Well, Frieza's kind of starting to do better. He helped a lot during the tournament."
"He's definitely not. Plus, my brother's an idiot. He doesn't really count."
"You know, Cooler, I've been thinking."
"That's a first."
"Why did King Cold give his entire empire to Frieza instead of you, even though you're the older son?"
"I chose independence. I operate my own territory. I don't need that."
"Weird. Why would you leave an already established empire?"
"I built my own business. Unlike my brother, I'm self-made. I'm not some Nepo baby."
"So, you managed to run a successful business with only those three mid-tier soldiers as your employees."
"They're not my employees. They were freelancers, actually."
"So, you're completely on your own now?"
"Yes. And I'm doing way better like this without the headache of managing an empire. And you have many clients?"
"I technically have one client, but it's all I need. He pays very well."
"And do you actually enjoy it?"
"I actually don't do it anymore. I'm retired. My competitors are paying me to stay out of the market."
"From now on, that's what I'm telling Chi-Chi when she asks why I'm unemployed."
"A mortal who dares offer mercy to a deity. You represent everything that is wrong with this universe, Son Goku."
"Man, come on. You're still on that nonsense."
"The only thing that doesn't make sense is how we allow filthy mortals to live among us."
"What do you mean we? You know, I'm starting to understand this whole God thing. And honestly, I don't even think you're one."
"I am a Supreme Kai. My kind created mortals like you."
"You were just a trainee, right? Me and Vegeta train with Whis. Guess that makes us pretty much the same."
"We are born filled with divine energy. Mortals merely steal scraps of power."
"Everyone's got divine energy now. Me, Vegeta, even Frieza has"
"stolen power handed out by incompetent gods who let mortals desecrate it."
"I visited the demon realm. Your people are just guys who got picked for the job. Like Dende, he's the god of Earth now and he's just a neck."
"The fact that a pathetic mortal knows this much is itself a disgrace. The fact that you even get to speak to us."
"Oh, I just figured something out. So Kais used to be mortals and destroyers used to be mortals too, right? So really mortals are kind of running everything. Like we pick mortals to become gods and then those gods watch over mortals and then those mortals become gods. We're basically all just doing it ourselves."
"Mortal is explaining the divine hierarchy to a god. This is exactly why the zero mortals plan was necessary."
"You still don't get that plan. What was it even supposed to accomplish?"
"Eradicate every mortal in existence. Cleanse all the universes of your filth."
"Okay, but what about Zenosama? How were you going to deal with him?"
"I wasn't certain he truly existed."
"What?"
"I hadn't yet reached that lesson with Master Gowasu. Okay,"
"hold on. You decided to kill everyone in the entire multiverse before finishing God's."
"The lesson plan was poorly structured."
"So, you dropped out and tried to commit multiversal genocide without even knowing the Omni King exists."
"I had sufficient knowledge."
"Dude, I'm friends with Zenosama, the guy you didn't even know was real. I think that makes me more of a god than you ever were."
"Well, well, how's my favorite monkey been keeping himself busy?"
"Training. Trying to get strong enough to beat you again. again. Oh, Goku, that's adorable. But I'm afraid those days are behind us."
"What do you mean?"
"You only ever surpassed me because I never bothered to train. Now that I actually try, you'll never catch up."
"Sure, I will. I always do."
"Listen carefully, Goku. Let's revisit your earlier claim. You say you make people good, that those who accept your mercy become better. Isn't that right?"
"Well, yeah."
"I'd like to offer a correction. You didn't make me good, Goku. You taught me something far more valuable. that being good is irrelevant. What matters is appearing good. My entire life, I was honest about what I was, a tyrant, a monster. I sold planets, enslaved races, obliterated civilizations, and I never once pretended otherwise. I wore my villain like a crown. But you, you commit comparable atrocities while maintaining this pristine image."
"I don't commit atrocities."
"Really? How many times have you prioritized a good fight over the safety of others?"
"Never. I always protect my friends. I said others, not your friends."
"I don't know what you mean."
"Yes, you can play dumb and naive all you want, but I know you. You know exactly what you're doing."
"I'm not perfect, but you'd be wrong if you think I'm trying to show I'm something I'm not."
"Well, yes. That's the beauty of it. Even you believe it. That's what I learned. It's enough to simply believe you're the good guy. To believe that what you're doing is righteous. There's power in that. That power is why you beat me. It doesn't actually matter if what you're doing is good or bad. What matters is what you show people. And when you're skilled at it, what matters is what you make people believe. And when you're an expert at it, like you, it's what you make yourself believe."
"I really thought you were on the right track after the tournament."
"You didn't make me good, Goku. You made me better, a better villain. You showed me that power isn't just physical. It's perception, reputation, influence. Why conquer planets through brute force when you can do it through other means?"
"What are you planning?"
"Planning? I'm not planning anything. I'm simply existing, Goku. Training, observing, learning from the best teacher I ever had. You."
"I'm not your teacher."
"Oh, but you are. You taught me that consequences don't matter if people like you. You taught me that recklessness is acceptable if you frame it correctly. You taught me that the line between hero and villain is simply a matter of presentation. And here's the most delicious irony. I don't even care about defeating you anymore. You're not the goal, Goku. You're simply the benchmark, the proof that I've learned my lesson. When I achieve what I'm working toward, you'll see exactly what your mercy created."
"What does that mean?"
"It means thank you, Goku, for teaching me that the universe doesn't punish monsters, it punishes honest ones. Oh, you enjoyed this little display, monkey boy. How delightful. Then go ahead and use YouTube's new hype feature and show me your loyalty. What's that? You don't know what it is? H how foolish of me to assume you mindless creatures would. It's a new YouTube feature, one that gives power back to humans instead of the algorithm and the clankers to decide which videos should be pushed. Personally, I wouldn't trust such power to beings like you. But since YouTube insists, you can now choose. Press the hype button below and give this video its points. That's how you help smaller channels like this pathetic little one. So, go use it. Give me all your hype points and prove your loyalty to your lord."