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Alright man, peace. You know, brothers, from the first time that I did a video on Kobe Bryant where the theme of it was "Kobe Bryant Still Lying to His Fan Base," I knew that it was going to be the first entry in an ongoing series. Why is that? Because Kobe is a pathological liar. He pathologically lies to himself first, and it makes it much easier for him to deliver those lies to his fan base. Despite his many protestations, Kobe's frustrated that his name is not often included in the debate on the quote-unquote mythological GOAT of the NBA. He knows within his own heart that he believes that he's better than LeBron James and Michael Jordan. And for all intents and purposes, he should believe that because that's what allowed him to become so successful in his NBA career. But without a doubt in my mind, he's the most overrated all-time great NBA basketball player to ever play, and I'm not quite sure if there's a close second. And I say that because his fan base, it's so potent and so virulent that they will try to obfuscate the facts and just push in you, endo, and vagaries to try to see if they can convince you of something that they themselves know is not true. And like the Scriptures state, "You could tell a tree by its fruit." Kobe Bryant's fans are a lot like him. They love to run all the way around the block to escape what's right there in front of them. They just can't deal with it.
So now Kobe Bryant has taken his lying up to another level. He recently appeared on one of these nighttime talk shows, and he has stated that he believes that he's better than Michael Jordan and LeBron James. So anyway, they gonna talk about it, and I'm one chime. NBA players, and if he didn't stay, we're gonna make him eat cow tongue like this Michael Jordan. Yes, dude, seriously. Very seriously. And good job by James Corden pinning Kobe down, as he probably was on that TV show to advertise his new Lucifer and witchcraft book, that Weisman Art Series. But just getting back to the point, it wouldn't surprise me if Kobe Bryant told James Corden backstage, "Look, I want you to ask me who I think is the greatest player of all time between these three players, and I'm gonna act like you're forcing me to do it." Knock it off, Cole. But you know damn well that you want yourself thrown into that debate. You know damn well that you want people talking about you as the all-time greatest NBA player. But how could you be the all-time greatest NBA player? Well, which you were is the greatest counterfeit $1 bill of all time, with Michael Jordan, of course, being the original. Na, I bet you that cow tongue smelled like a freshly grilled porterhouse steak, and Kobe just tried to act like it stunk so that he could put that out there. Okay, I'm the best. Second best is Michael, and he's a deep second best. And then third best is that [ __ ] out there with the Laker. Now, LeBron James. Either way, you think of that. I mean, I mean, knowing Kobe since '95, he, I knew he was gonna say himself first. But him, of course, you don't say himself first. But at the end of the day, it's not true.
Over the course of his career, it behooved Kobe to believe that because he was chasing after that ghost in Chicago, just like LeBron James was. And on that TV show, that gave him a great platform to put out that type of energy. Why's that? Because he wants his name injected into the debate. And you're the all-time greatest weed head on television. That's what you are. Steven Jackson, you the greatest retired NBA weed head on TV. How the hell could Kobe Bryant be a greater scorer than Michael Jordan when he averaged 5 points less per game over the course of his career and 5 percentage points less in his field goal percentage? Kobe Bryant, really. I mean, this is going to be a relatively controversial statement. Kobe Bryant is not even as great a scorer as LeBron James. He's a more explosive scorer. Kobe is the most explosive scorer that I've ever seen, meaning I would pick him to score 70 or 80 points in a game before I will pick LeBron James or Michael Jordan. Even though Michael Jordan might have a chance to get to 70 or 80, but due to the fact that Kobe Bryant takes so many more three-point shots than Jordan ever did, I would choose him to get to 80 over Michael Jordan and definitely over LeBron. As I've stated in the past, LeBron James' body starts to break down once he hits that 45-point mark. 45 to 50 points, LeBron's body is done. He can't shoot anymore because it just has too much muscle. But Kobe, when he gets hot from three-point land, he could light it up, no doubt about it. The most explosive scorer that I've ever seen in the last 30 years. But Jordan, definitely the most consistent scorer, therefore the best scorer. LeBron James, a more consistent scorer than Kobe Bryant.
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Well, good for you, big man. Steven Jackson said Michael's second behind Kareem, knowing damn well he never even saw Kareem Abdul-Jabbar play. The reason why he's saying that, though, is because Steven Jackson's nobody's walking. He won't internet revolutionary dudes with a splish splash of old head thug-ism. Michael Jordan. Damn. Rachel Nichols said it. Shots at Kobe. And you Kobe Bryant fanboys, you hear that? Rachel Nichols telling the truth. Let me want his back a little bit. Let me rewind his back a little bit. I would have been okay with it as well, Rachel Nichols, but that would have meant that Kobe actually would have been honest and transparent because he himself believes that Michael was better than him. But for the sake of maintaining his ego, he has to say that he's better than Michael. Now, during his playing days, that's acceptable because he's still trying to chase. At least from the perspective of saying that to himself, not getting on TV and saying that while you're still in pursuit. His career is over now. Kobe should know that there's no barometer where Kobe should know that there's no barometer where he matches up with Michael Jordan. Like a lot of his fanboys age, they try to concoct some argument. Kobe has better footwork than Michael. I let Kobe's footwork be Michael. What are you talking about, dude? Kobe's footwork is Michael's footwork. Kobe Bryant stole all his footwork from Michael Jordan. I mean, you can look up some of the footage on YouTube. I watched it live. I saw Jordan's footwork, especially in the '90s, when he posted up opposing shooting guards in the mid-post or even the low post, or when he faced up on the left or right elbow. I saw Jordan's jab step and his rocker step, and all that stuff. Then Kobe Bryant stole. Stop saying that Kobe Bryant has better footwork than Michael Jordan when he took Jordan's footwork. Thank you. But once again, to show you how delusional Kobe Bryant is, he gets on TV and he says that his hero as a child was Magic Johnson, even though every pass Kobe Bryant made while he was playing was by mistake. Kobe had some like six thousand assists over the course of his NBA career, and five thousand nine hundred of them were by mistake. But you know, once again, that's why Kobe is someone that we have to support. We have to support Kobe because he's very similar to Al Bundy. Remember how Al Bundy always talked about how he scored four touchdowns in a single game? That's Kobe. Kobe trying to keep himself relevant when it comes to basketball appraisals right now. He's just waiting very patiently, like the snake that he likens himself to, until he's waiting very patiently for the LeBron James experiment to go up in smoke. Then he's going to attack LeBron James, big time. He knows that Michael is unassailable. Michael, like AI, likes to say, "If you dream you beat me, you better wake up to apologize." Michael already knows he doesn't have to go back and forth with Kobe because Michael knows that Kobe knows that he's the number one top dog. But anyway, peace.