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Why is school picture day never normal? Like I spent 30 minutes on my hair just for it to betray me the second I sit down.
The camera guy always tells you to smile naturally while blinding you with that flash so hard you forget what planet you're on.
And don't even get me started on the poses. They'll tilt your head at a 45° angle like you're about to star in a mug shot. And they always catch you mid-blink or mid-breath like it's a jump scare.
Then they send the picture home like, "Do you want to buy 40 copies of this?" Like, "Bro, I don't want to buy a photo that makes me look like a sleep-deprived potato in HD."
And don't even get me started on the backgrounds they use since they make everything look so weird. Subscribe and like.