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[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] jet. [Music] Jeff, he's being attacked. Either that, or this place has a major Jurassic cockroach problem. [Music] [Applause] my adversary. King, you're gonna play it that way? Oh yeah. You're going about this all wrong, but don't sweat it, bro. Watch its pivot punch. Pitiful punch. Pivot, pivot. Edgar made it for me to help keep the old jet plexus sharp. Dino bang, it's hard. The new Dino fitness center. I find these resistance bands really increase my metabolism without getting too bulky. Resistance fan. And I find these medicine balls are an integral part of my plyometric weight training program. Whoa, whoa. Oh, and then after a hard workout, we like to replenish our electrolytes with this delicious fossil fizz energy drink. Ball. So, first, what do you think? I usually drink it with my mouth. That's an interesting approach, but so. Oh, boss. Know what about some chicken soup? That'll make you feel better. Chicken soup? Don't you know that chickens evolved from dinosaurs? Blah, birdbrain. You don't say. There's only one thing that will incinerate this Dino virus. Yeah, lava bath with the yellow ducky. Sure thing, boss. Now fill up that dino tub. Pronto. Pronto means hurry up. In that case, just call me a brontosaurus. Less and more lava. Looks like we ain't got no laughs again. Whose job is it to pay the lava bill? Some love for nonverbal creatures. You guys who have big mouths. Metrics. Electrolytes. Don't you see what's happening here? We're battling the bow. We're getting in shape. No, you're losing your Dino souls. But we look good doing it. Back in the Stone Age, we didn't lift medicine balls, we lifted boulders. I tried that. Gave me the worst calluses. We didn't punch bag, we punch trees. Why exactly were you doing that again? And if we wanted an energy boost, we just guzzle straight from the sulphur spot. Now that's just plain gross. I think I may be able to save you. I only hope it's not too late. Wow, Cain's really upset. Sure is. Yeah, my turn in the hydraulics. Busy intersection in 50 meters. [Music] To learn how to drive. You, Olga. Bye, George. I burnt you. Not with the wife crash. There's any lab without bear. The vet thermo heat detector should find it. Sure makes me do all the work. Come on, Bessie. Large object approaching at six o'clock. [Music] That's what you get for not wearing a seat belt. How many times have I told you, Michael Walker's not to follow so close? Now quit standing around and start digging. Rondo. It means hurry up. Now pick up a shovel and dig. Sorry, my fault. I forgot to pack the shovels. I have got to find a better job. Attention all. I have prepared a meal in the tradition of our esteemed dinosaur. I can only hope step you back to your Dino senses. Behold, raw meat and the leaves of the ancient papyrus plant. Huh, looks more like cheeseburgers and Caesar salad. What does it mean? Who is it? I whip you guys up a little snack. Very well, but at least let us dine by the light of our forefathers. Do you find this a little strange? What? That Kane's trying to set fire to the place already? Walks around with two giant rocks behind his back. It looks like those new sprinkler heads I installed really work. Cheeseburgers? Can I have one? No problemo, sweety sweet. Hmm, oh, soggy though. Could use mustard. Dijon, yellow, whole-grain, honey mustard, English, Mexican, Russian, Irish, Chinese, dill mustard, horseradish mustard, spicy brown mustard, Mediterranean goat mustard, a rare Tasmanian sweet pepper weed mustard. [Music] Just a hunch. I think Caine's upset. Either that, or he just really hates mustard. Oh, no time to worry about it now. We've got a seismic alert at Megalopolis Elementary. Looks like someone is digging an unusually deep hole. Isn't technology wonderful? We're like some. I put my money on Scrap. And if Scrap is digging, it can only mean one thing. Oh, Chris. Oh, what? Whatever works. [Music] Approaching. [Music] Destination, Megalopolis Elementary. This must be the hole. Either that, or the world's biggest sandbox. Your club up. I'm a little busy right now. If you guys wanna talk, you'll have to come down. You know, we really should have seen that coming. [Music] Hey, nice of you guys to drop in. Deportation? So to these creep. [Music] Why don't you guys around? Hey, is that an ice cream truck? [Applause] I'm gonna clobber you, you come food nincompoops. Oh, battered. All the times for Cain to go all Dino on us. [Music] This is a great cave. Any self-respecting Dino would love doing. Having a cave like this. Now this is more like it. Maybe one little store-bought item wouldn't hurt. Why don't you just tell us where it is, Scrap, so we don't have to hurt you? I hate watching a grown Dino cry. I'll never talk. Unless, of course, you threatened to tickle me. Did I say that out loud? Don't worry, Scrap. Tickling wasn't quite what we had in mind. Stop right there. I'm Principal Nerd Herder, and I'd imagine. Oh, who knows. It's all on my school property. Oh, it's true. Light and fast. I dug this hole, the shovel by shovel, one grain of sand at a time, so the dear, sweet children of Megalopolis Elementary School could have. Most generous thing I've ever heard. Unhand this dear, uh, man before I throw the lot of you in detention. I'll need somewhere to sit while I reminisce about the good old Stone Ages. That one looks too hard. That one looks too sharp. That one looks like it doesn't have heating and massage settings. Well, that won't do. Hmm, I suppose one modern luxury wouldn't hurt. Yes, I'd like to order a simple chair, something fashioned from stone, if you have. Oh, you don't? I see. Really? On sale, you say? Does that come with a mini-fridge in the armrest? I'll tell you this, it's a good thing Principal Nerd Herder's not after those crystals. No kidding, bro. She's scarier than Score. Well, I'm not finding any crystal readings in the area of the school. Skaters are totally blank. Then why is the ice cream truck? I'll be there. I wonder what this does. [Music] No, but you get me some lava. Ah, bubble gum. Bubble gum. Doing in the hole right here before I decide to stay close. [Music] I don't understand. My sensor said the lava was right here. Could it be? Keep it down up there. Can't you see I'm trying to think? That's what those of us with brains do. I need more time. You make sure those meddling dinos don't bother us. I got a visual. It's Scrap. But I still have no idea what he's up to. And I don't imagine these who are here to enlightenment. We can fight these guys and watch Scrap at the same time. We need backup. I'm calling Kane. Not yet, Jack. Just give them a bit more time. Kane, just need to get in touch with this Dino room no code machine. She wants you. Massager. And this is what I've been waiting for. Bloody string. Nutty string. That's crazy. No, it's nutty. Oh, yeah. Delightful. Do you have those blankets with sleeves? I'm in position and I've got a lock on Scrap. Nothing to do now but hunker down and enjoy some doughnuts. I thought I told you to leave that knife person alone. But you don't understand. He's not nice. He's, he's evil. He, he works for his brother's Score, and they've been digging for something. We think it might be a crystal, and we're trying to prevent an incident. [Music] [Music] Hmm, it makes no sense, but my sensor said the lava was there. But no lava. Yes, of course, I can see that. My foot is on fire. [Music] Couldn't have done a better job myself. What's red and sticky and hot all over? Is it a flaming newspaper with gum on it? No, I think it's lava. That must be what Scrap is looking for. Anchor, recalibrate your sensors. We think Scrap is digging for lava. You could be right. You see, I'm picking up a major heat source right under your position. Patching it through your Dino dialer now. Dude, if Scrap tops that flow, it could toast the whole school. Or maybe even get a detention. Too. Did you pull it up? Better than one pit. We need Kane now, but we don't even know where he is. I'll triangulate the signals and send the coordinates to your D you beasts. Blossom, I'm on my way. You go that way, and I'll go this way. [Music] [Music] What have I done? What haven't I done? The best Venetian leather. Didn't be nine point one surround sound. Wall-to-wall plasma. Stainless steel appliances. It's got central air. He's got central bank. It's got ceiling fans and self-cleaning floors. All the human things that dinos don't need. Is not what you would say. You think I've gone too far? Too far would have been cable TV. You've gone way, way, way, way too far. You're right. I've lost my way. I've abandoned my friends. Dinos don't need any of this stuff. We only need one thing: a sense of pride in our rich Dino heritage. I could give myself a mustache. Show me later, dude. We got a whaling tail. We gotta stop Scrap now. But I have to write out. I will not lie about the nice man digging the pool. But rules are rules. Sheesh. Talk about a lucky break. You don't have to be lucky when you know the frequency of the school's PA system. I'm glad you're on our side. Now let's stop before he turns Megalopolis into Megalopolis. What is wrong with you guys? We should have hit that lava flow by now. I don't care if it's blocked by a crisp. Did you say twisting and a crystal on the same day? Tamales. It's a lava Raptor. How'd you make that crystal? The intense heat from the lava flow must have scrambled my sensors. [Applause] I thought you were getting pain. I did. He was right behind me. It's time to go big or go home. I say too late to go home. We can't. [Music] [Applause] [Music] Feel the wrath of my nutty string. Don't even ask. [Music] Gotcha. Yeah, those are some pretty cool weapons, but I've got something that's gonna heat things up. Unless I can they configure this to the frequency of the school sprinkler system. Got it. [Music] Why do you Dino doors always have to do this to me? [Music] Boy, oh boy, is raw meat sure is raw. And these papyrus leaves are very leafy. Whoa. All right, that's it. Enough is enough. Mmm-hmm. Burgers and shakes are on me. What kind of vertebrae to the right mind would actually eat this stuff? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]