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Oh, hold on. Before we can go any further, I got to ask this one question. What kind of [ __ ] you like, [ __ ]?
Am I hearing you right, C? Or is the CTE talking?
My fault. Your hearing probably up from the stumps. What kind of [ __ ] you like?
I feel like I given this answer before, cuz got in trouble for the [ __ ].
Answer the question.
Well, C, I guess I'll say I like a tall [ __ ] with a big old ghetto booty. Like, exactly. E a Grammy award-winning artist, Megan Estallion.
He just like me for real. [ __ ] me.
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What's the point of y'all being here again?
My point is to find out if these are real bangers or real trappers. So what kind of [ __ ] you like?
What the are you talking about?
Nsw answer the question.
Do you really need to take his shirt off for this?
Cuz see me, I need me something about thick as 03 pinky, tall and nasty like Jill Scott.
I love [music]. I really don't got a title. Long as a [ __ ] ain't getting on my nerves, I'm cool. You know to act right.
Damn me. You a lame ass [ __ ]. What?
AND LAME CAN'T BANG WITH ME.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LEG.
[ __ ] YOU worry about him like you can't get done the same way. I'll pull this trigger and suplex your soul out your body.
[ __ ] if this was coming from Maky, I probably believe it. But something tells me you ain't about [ __ ].
Just cuz that [music] [ __ ] run around playing with sticks and poles. Y'all must have forgot I'm the real shooter. Gun to your head. Name 10 MF Doom songs.
Yeah, let's get negative. I hate you. LET'S DIE. I AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS BEATING NO BASIC [ __ ]. [ __ ] YOU BARELY BANG. YOU AIN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT. I HATE YOU, [ __ ]. LET'S DIE.
SAY WITH YOUR CHEST, MAN. YOUR [ __ ] ASS DOWN.
JULIO,
y'all just saved that boy. Hey, Meg, just know I know who you was going to call. I'd have banged on that [ __ ] too.
So, what's the verdict?
He handled his own out there. He's ready to hit the pavement.
All right, bet. Let me tell him the good news.
Hey, you ain't got [ __ ] to tell nobody till you pay me what you owe. I just work two double shifts cuz of your ass. Think of all the good you did though. Eugi got a valuable lesson from an OG. Plus, y'all found another cursed finger.
A cursed finger, [ __ ]. I'm 10 toes at all times. You ain't smooth talking yourself out this [ __ ] either. You owe me.
If you getting money and I'm getting money, man, what is we beefing about?
[ __ ] What?
Jojo, Natomy, C. Tell me y'all got some good news for me.
We ain't got [ __ ].
You good to go. Nommy gave the stamp of approval.
Go dojo. I swear to God.
Don't worry about him. Let's figure out how to surprise your squad. Here go that animosity again, C. You can just feel it.
Here come these sorry ass. It's your mama, [ __ ].
If y'all twins, don't y'all got the same.
I'm glad you said it cuz I thought I was tripping.
Yes, you dumb asses. That's what makes it funny.
I still don't get it.
We on the same page. Am I tripping or like.
it was meant to be ironic?
Thank you.
I was confused, too.
Can we just shut this up? [ __ ]. Not even funny no more.
Good, cuz that whole bit was dragging anyway. Now, where's that man? So we can start.
Oh, you miss me, huh? Don't worry, I'm here.
Uh, no. Nobody miss you, [ __ ].
Just as feisty as ever, huh? And damn, you get thicker or something. I'm tripping.
Go.
Now, I know y'all ain't used to spending checks on y'all in Kyoto. So, I had to get y'all something nice. And for my students, I got something even more special. I'm dead, honey. I ain't dead, homie. It's your dad, homie. Eugi, am tough crowd.
THAT LITTLE CRY ALIVE.
You clearly not blind, old [ __ ]. But since that news didn't give your dusty ass a heart attack, just know cardiac arrest going to be the easy way out if your social security hoarding ass even thinks about trying my young [ __ ]. How'd that sound? God damn, C. Anyway, see y at the starting line.
I want THAT [ __ ] DEAD. THAT I tell you.
So I can Swiss cheese his ass.
I don't care how you do it. I just need it done.
You could just jump his ass. Get him out of here quick. No fuss.
I said I don't care. Just kill that [ __ ]. And don't worry about Gojo either. I'll make sure.
AND THIS SOME [ __ ]. I'M OUT.
this [ __ ] You can't just leave while the old man talking. Rude ass.
Man, he ain't talking about [ __ ] important. My baby mama just text me talking about she ain't heat. She said I got a t-shirt and no draws on. I got 5 minutes to make it across town ON FEET, SO I GOT TO GO.
WE TALKING ABOUT SLIDING and you worry about [ __ ].
Let me tell you something. Ain't none of y'all real bangers. Y'all can't hang with it that really put that [ __ ] on. And clearly y'all ain't no real eaters either. Y'all don't yearn like I yearn. Now I got to go tossed amongst y'selves.
I'm down for the jumping idea if that's still a thing. You know I meant it when I said you was looking thicker, right? When you going to stop playing with me? I need that old thing back.
You do this every exchange event. You see me drop some [ __ ] line. We [ __ ] around for like 2 months and then radio silence. I'm worth more than that.
How about this? I book a night for two. It's somewhere so expensive we got to fall in love to justify it. Then we share a five-star dinner in front of a view neither one of us has seen. Then we let a bottle of sake remind us why we keep coming back for more.
They know we can hear them, right?
I don't know. Sautu, you going to eat it like you used to?
Y'all saying that [ __ ] IN THE MIC.
EVERYBODY CAN HEAR YOU.
THEY CAN WHAT?
Y.
excuse us. Technical difficulties.
Now, with all that said, let the exchange event begin.
But we going to act like that ain't happening.
Stop worrying about it. Shit's about to get WICKED REAL QUICK.
BAG CHASERS HERE WHO GOT BREAD on their head.
YOU NEED THAT GUN? NOW MAKE A MOVE.
Is Eugi going to be all right?
Ain't my problem, [ __ ]. We getting active.
What is you like 69? Your big ass should be hooping.
Actually, I'm 67. Streets needed A LOCK DOWN DEFENDER. Rebound off the pass and the Oh, he died. Father, why these hands you bless me with turn out to be nothing more than a curse? [ __ ] try to hang with me and bang with me and only end up in the hearse. It ain't a trapper alive that I [ __ ] you ain't die.
[ __ ]. Is you trying to kill me, C? Who just get to stomping [ __ ] LIKE THEY AIN'T GOT NO HOME TRAINING? IS YOU CRAZY? NO, IT'S COOL CUZ NOW I'M REALLY ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS.
WHOA, HOLD ON. Before we can go any further, I got to ask this one question. What kind of [ __ ] you like, [ __ ]?
Am I hearing you right, C? Or is the CTE talking?
My fault. Your hearing probably [ __ ] up from the stumps. What kind of [ __ ] you like, [ __ ]?
I feel like I given this answer before, cuz and got in trouble for the [ __ ].
[ __ ] Answer the question.
Well, cuz I guess I'll say I like a tall [ __ ] with a big old ghetto booty. Like exactly E, a Grammy award-winning artist, Megan Stallion. Boy, he just like me for real. I never thought I'd meet twin, but I met him today.
Cuz you cool, HUH? WHAT YOU [ __ ] DOING? IS HE trying to cut a grip, man? How many of y'all is it?
We really don't do [ __ ] but jump [ __ ], huh? C, you surrounded, [ __ ]. Ain't nowhere to go, huh? TOTO, WHAT THE [ __ ]?
AIN'T NOBODY FOR THEM BACK door twin, [ __ ]. We all got the same goal. Why you acting like this?
If you value anything about breathing, then your goal is to be the [ __ ] out my way, man.
Whatever.
Now, twin, back to trapping and banging like the real OG's before us.
Man, that [ __ ] crazy.
GET HER ASS.
SURPRISE, [ __ ].
WELL, then back to the ones.
Gun to your head.
Wait, WHAT?
Oh.
[ __ ]. Now look at that. I thought you never lose a gun to your head. I guess even the king got to take a L at some point. Better luck next time, panda. Ha ha ha.
[ __ ] I ain't lose [ __ ]. PLAY THE [ __ ] GAME, RIGHT? You say gun to your head, then you give me my challenge. Now do that [ __ ] over, [ __ ]. I ain't tell what it's GOING TO BE. AND DON'T WASTE my time. You better do it right. [ __ ] it's big. Make a maru. It don't matter how I play, you going to lose regardless. NOW GUN TO YOUR HEAD. AIN'T NO RICH HOMIE QUAN SONG. SEE, YOU DIDN'T SAY [ __ ] THAT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER L. [ __ ] it's called A MOMENT OF SILENCE. WE JUST LOST THAT [ __ ]. WAIT, WHAT? [ __ ] naming a song. I knew you was one better. The difference between me and you. The difference between me.
man. THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN YOU AND I WOULD NEVER I WOULD NEVER TRUST HER IF SHE TELL ME THAT THE DIFFERENCE IS between me and you is I'mma go get a pandas. I swear like I go get a pandas. WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU BE ON, BRO? You the one that tried my king title, so you deserve this. Yeah, I'mma kill this [ __ ].
[ __ ] Bet you CUT THROUGH THE KNOT, [ __ ] SHOW ME SO YOU GET UP. I didn't even hit you that hard.
Oh my god, [ __ ] I'LL SAVE YOU. I got to do something or this [ __ ] going to kill me. Quick, draw. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. FIGHT BACK.
OH MY GOD, THIS [ __ ] CRAZY.
AIN'T YOU [ __ ] LET'S DIE.
I'M alive now. What was you supposed to do with this? Cut a [ __ ].
Rest in peace, gang. Bandit in this [ __ ].
BANDIT pull up on YOUR [ __ ] pull up on YOUR [ __ ] GIRLS. What I smoke, [ __ ]? Damn.
If I pull the REAL HIM OUT, I CAN KILL YOU, [ __ ]. YOU FURRY ASS WITCH. [ __ ] YOU COULD NEVER HANG WITH.
I owed you that one, [ __ ]. You so lucky I got that [ __ ] on me. You would have been done for. Now, which one of these loser [ __ ] we taking out next?
Put that phone down so you can get your ass beat.
Let me call you back. I thought you'd never pull up. Let's get straight to it then, [ __ ]. gun to your head.
You know I don't play these dumbass games with you. Name five Missy Elliot song. [ __ ] DON'T ACT DOWN. IT'S BEEN A KO BANGS VERSE INSTEAD OF H. STOP PLAYING WITH ME. HONESTLY, I'm not the biggest fan of gun to your head. I rather go banan for band and tell a broke [ __ ] to get his paper up. But the fact that Ma can say gun to your head and change her topics until she got a reload, I'm not going to lie, this [ __ ] kind of cold.
Nah, it ain't over, little blind [ __ ]. Gun to your head. SPIT A HONEY COCAINE BARK. NAME FIVE IGGY AELIA SONG. SMASH B. NOW WHO?
A [ __ ] FROM YOUNG MONEY. NOW NAME ME FIVE CEREALS. H. SHE'S only got one bullet left. Let me flex on this [ __ ] SPIT ON NICKI MINAJ FIRST. THAT AIN'T MONSTER. I told you I'm NOT PLAYING THIS [ __ ] YOU CHEATING. YOU YOU CAN'T CATCH THE BULLET.
SHUT UP. LOOKS like Yoda only got room for one real shooter, huh?
You talking all that [ __ ] but you still over there fighting for your life.
I literally haven't broken a sweat. Anyway, ain't you a blood user? Shouldn't you be settling with Yuji or something?
[ __ ] is my heritage a joke to you? How dare you treat my family treasure like it's some LA Fitness beef.
Whatever blood.
I see that under your skin. YOU THROWING A TANTRUM OVER THERE, BUDDY. SINCE we playing about family techniques, why you ain't throwing out one of them shadow sets yet with [ __ ] for the word [ __ ]. Let's die. That ain't either, [ __ ] Blood manipulation ass [ __ ] got to use blood.
[ __ ] all that. I'm on your ass now.
And on that note, we fly.
Oh, I love back door [ __ ]. What the hell? Well, damn.
What the hell are you even supposed to be? Like, I assume you a plant, but then you got like abs and [ __ ]. Like, what?
We can get in just fine. What does that mean?
Oh, it's got to be a veil of protection against real [ __ ] with a bunch of paper. Now, regular check having brokies like yourselves will be able to move around freely. But you see me, I'm breaded up like a mozzarella stick. So, I ain't never going to be able to get in that [ __ ].
Oh, y'all running like SOME [ __ ]. DON'T STACK ON THE [ __ ].
OH, I GOT SOME ROSES for you.
Hot monkey. Don't do it. You going to hurt yourself, [ __ ].
Oh, YOU RAGGEDY [ __ ].
SURPRISE, [ __ ]. [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. FOLLOW UP. Don't tell me that's all you [ __ ] [ __ ] got. [ __ ] please. [ __ ]
Hey, that [ __ ] hit hard. And I ain't done either. CUZ OH, YEAH. We not doing this [ __ ].
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OWN [ __ ] I'MMA DO TO YOU.
OH, YOU GOT US [ __ ] UP. YOU [ __ ] ASS PLANT. DON'T WORRY. I GOT A LITTLE BOO FOR YOU.
HERE, C.
GIVE ME THE bad [ __ ]. You ain't even handling it right. Y'all don't NEVER LET ME CRASH OUT, MAN. Shut up and take your cousin. And don't worry cuz we got this. Now you twin and all and I am a fan of jumping [ __ ].
I ain't doing [ __ ] till I see how you get down.
SAY LESS TWIN.
[ __ ].
Get that paper right.
Hey twin.
What's happening?
[ __ ]. Who the [ __ ] flexes like that? Say this [ __ ] how we practice.
You going to get enough of putting your hands on me. C.
GET YOUR PAPER. [ __ ].
Just like that.
Was that right, C? The [ __ ] felt right. I [ __ ] GO BAD FOR BAD. [ __ ] [ __ ].
AND that's exactly what's supposed to happen when you call a [ __ ] broke. For real. Final lesson of this twin [ __ ]. We f to jump this [ __ ].
Y'ALL AIN'T JUMPING [ __ ]. WHAT WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
AIN'T DO nothing but make it easy to run down on them from up here.
THIS [ __ ] AIN'T OVER. WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. [ __ ] WE HIGH UP, [ __ ].
You got me, twin. Yeah, twin. Are both these [ __ ] just stupid? God damn. KNOW YOU [ __ ] ASS SORCERERS DONE ALREADY. BUT YOU MUST KNOW ME WHEN WE SAY I'M FIGHT [ __ ].
When we see you, we bleed you.
Oh god, [ __ ]. Don't forget you getting.
I'm getting wet.
You good?
What the hell? And they call me slipping. So I hit my cursor technique, the electric slide.
HOW WE SLIDE.
IT'S ELECTRIC.
LOOK, you don't just decide to throw a black flash. That kind of flex calls out to you. It's damn near spiritual. But I ain't going to lie, it ain't a better feeling in this world than telling a [ __ ] to get his paper up. Look, I don't like to brag, but I had to throw four of them [ __ ] out once. Cuz sometimes you just got to look a [ __ ] [ __ ] in the eyes and tell him, "Get your paper."
WHY YOU RUNNING? [ __ ] YOU. NAH, THIS [ __ ] AIN'T OVER, [ __ ].
GET YOUR BACK.
ENOUGH OF THIS JUMPING [ __ ]. I SAID GO BAD FOR BAD. AND NOW EVERYBODY IN THIS [ __ ] GOING TO LOSE A [ __ ] LIFE.
HUH? WHO that jumping out the sky? C. Gojo c ban for band.
Well, time to go. Gojo c. How you get up there, Gojo? I can't even show what I'm about to do to you on screen. That'd be easy, man.
Where you think you going?
Nah, back up.
What you mean, cuz?
First you got paper technique, honey band blue. That's the bands coming in. Then you add in reverse paper technique, Louis Vuitton red. That's the bands bleeding out. But when [ __ ] see you spending as much as you stacking, you got A STRAP HOLO TIP. GODAMN. Gojo cut. [ __ ] My bad.
God damn, [ __ ]. What happened? M. They jumped you, huh?
They jumped me, dog.
I already know. Come on. Let's get you. Don't worry. You rest up for a couple weeks, you going to be good as new. Then we going to pull back up on them [ __ ]. Uh-huh. AND BLAM THEY ASS ON SOME REAL [ __ ] [ __ ].
What's happening y'all? It's Rab. Let me start this off by saying happy new year everyone. And that concludes season 1 of Hood JJK. If you watch Shibia Incident after this, it should line up perfect. Now, I know there's a lot in season 1 we didn't use like the baseball episode and Boso's brothers, all that type of stuff. So, we will have some bonus season 1 videos exclusively on Patreon later this year. But till then, the team's prepping for the Culling game, so be on the lookout. But it's back to the lab because we got plenty in store for 2026. So till next time, turn me up.