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All right, you guys. It's time for another episode of You Can't Make This Up. I'm walking through Hanoi, Vietnam, and this cute girl comes in front of me. She's walking in front of me, walks across me. She speaks perfect English. Y'all don't believe me. Check this out.
All right, you guys. I'm in Hanoi. I just met this beautiful Vietnamese girl. "What's your name?" >> "My name is Ling." >> "Her name is Ling." >> "Yeah, I'm from Hanoi, Vietnam." >> "She from Hanoi, Vietnam. You know this place well?" >> "I know this place well." >> "How do you speak English so well?" >> "I learned from Disney Channel." >> "Are you serious?" >> "Yeah. Listen to music." >> "Wow." >> "Yeah. Actually, I just learned from speaking to people. I used to work at the hostel before. So, like after 2 months, my English speaking skill is >> "Excellent. Excellent." >> "That's how you learn language." >> "All right. So, let's get this right. No boyfriend." >> "No boyfriend." >> "No babies." >> "No babies." >> "Love to travel." >> "Travel the world, baby." >> "Great personality." >> "Thank you." >> "At the end of the episode, I'm going to give you guys Ling's IG. Well, actually, she's going to give you her IG. So, make sure to watch to the end, follow her, and please be respectful. I know I shouldn't have to say that. And tell her Zoom sent you. But first, I got to show you guys the most slept on spot in Southeast Asia. Halong Bay, Vietnam."
"Global citizens. This is the place where they take pictures for posters." >> "I introduce myself. I am Maria. I'm a crew manager on the boat. Pleasure to welcome you on your journey." >> "It kind of reminds you of King Kong Skull Island because the movie was filmed here. Then we boarded the ship. It had all the modern amenities you could think of. We were lucky. No rain, no fog, and at times we felt like we had the entire ship to ourselves. I decided to test it out for Zoomfest just to see if it would add value to our trip. And boy, the tulip crews did not disappoint. The staff were smiling and friendly, welcome drinks and warm greetings. Everything was organized and well-appointed. No wonder why Vietnam is creeping up on Thailand as a favorite destination in Southeast Asia. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. And Maria. Let's just say Maria went above and beyond her duty. Everything was modern. The rooms were spacious, bigger than some hotels and our own private balcony. Plus a tub looking out at the beautiful Halong Bay. Global citizens, this has to be on your to-do list. This overnight cruise along Halong Bay is definitely going to be one of the highlights of Zoom for the hangover package and the James Bond package. This to me is one of the most slept on destinations in Southeast Asia."
"Oh, hey. You guys, this is where I just lay back and thank God for the blessings. I'm in Halong Bay, Vietnam on a bike tour. Getting my exercise, getting my peace, hanging out with you guys. It's a beautiful thing."
"What do you like about Hanoi?" >> "Um, beautiful. It's my city. I've been here my whole life. But like the food is amazing. Yeah." >> "Um the culture, >> everyone's respect each other and we have unique like places around in in Hanoi." >> "Have you been to Ho Chi Minh City?" >> "I was there. I was living there for two uh two years." >> "Okay." >> "I just came back recently. I just moved back here." >> "What's the biggest difference between Ho Chi Minh City and Hanoi?" >> "Uh Hanoi is uh the the capital of Vietnam, >> right? We like the city is like thousand years old, >> right?" >> "City is like just very I feel like it's a big city for me." >> "Mhm." >> "But I I love Hanoi more." >> "This is home for you. Hanoi." >> "That's my home."
"All right. Your eyes same color mine." >> "Thank you." >> "You have a boyfriend?" >> "I don't have a boyfriend." >> "What? Oh, no. Thank you." >> "You too. How come you don't have a boyfriend? What's going on?" >> "Oh, >> why?" >> "I'm enjoying my life." >> "Oh, you enjoying being single?" >> "Yeah." >> "Okay." >> "Look how beautiful." >> "Oh, yeah. Let me show you. Turn around."
"So, do you have uh you have social media? What's your social you have Instagram and TikTok and all?" >> "I have Instagram. Yeah." >> "I got to get your Instagram. I'm going to get you some followers. Let me get you some followers in America." >> "Yeah." >> "Yeah. So, what do you want to do? What is your dream?" >> "I love to travel. So, I I would need to find a way to travel the world." >> "Yeah. I love to travel. I'm not a typical Vietnamese like who want to get married, have kids. I want to see the world." >> "You want to see the world? You got a passport?" >> "I do." >> "Okay. All right. Have you been to Phu Quoc?" >> "I've been to it." >> "I love Phu Quoc." >> "I watch you here." >> "I do an event here every year." >> "Y 2026. Hey, >> y'all see beautiful. Hey. Uh oh. Wait a minute. Hey, >> we going to get you right, girl. Hey, there she is."
"I believe it's like um every person we met in this life have a reason to come to your life." >> "Absolutely. All right, so let's get this right. No boyfriend, >> no boyfriend. >> No babies. >> No babies. >> Love to travel. Travel the world, baby. >> Great personality."
"What else is there to do? There has to be something. You must be crazy. How do you say crazy in Vietnamese? How do you say Korean in Vietnamese?" >> "De Are you Dian?" >> "Okay." >> "You don't get mad. Do you get angry? You get mad. You're the jealous type. It got to be a catch." >> "No, I'm easy. I'm an easy person." >> "Really? Okay. Are we going to see, man? You guys make sure. Tell them your social media. What's your social media? What's your Instagram called?" >> "My Instagram called Lingo." >> "Pull it out so I can put it on the on the camera so they can see. I want them to know who you are. You got too much personality." >> "You are great. There it is. Is it in Vietnamese or is it in English?" >> "Vietnamese." >> "Oh, let let me Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, you can you can read that in English. Okay."
"You can't put a price tag on peace. Peace and health. Can't put a price tag on that, y'all. And time. Those are the three things we can't afford to waste. We can't give up our peace. Can't afford to lose our health. And we definitely don't have time to waste. Let's make the most out of it, y'all. Don't pass 2026. Get your ass up and let's go. Get your ass up and let's go. Get your ass up and let's go. Get your ass up and let's go. Now it's time to move. We can make it better. We can make it better. We can make it better. We can make it better. I want to hear you say, 'Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.'" >> "I want to hear you say, 'Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.'" >> "I want to hear you say, 'Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.'" >> "I want to hear you say, 'Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Get your ass up and let's go. Get your ass up and let's go.' Get your ass up and let's go. Get your ass up and let's go. I want to hear you say, 'Let's go. Let's go. LET'S GO.'" >> "I WANT TO hear you say, 'Let's go. >> Let's go. LET'S GO.'" >> "I WANT TO hear you say, 'Let's go.'"
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