"WE'RE TRIGGERED" | Pop The Balloon Or Find Love UK | @RantsReacts PART 1

Without further ado, obviously this is the official one. Now, this is the one produced by the American, um, the Americans in it. So, it's the UK version. So, the caliber of, obviously, the gallon that's going to be way better. Like, straight away, I don't know who, who this is, but bro, you know, it's already better than the other two. It's already better than the other dead things that man was seeing, bro. So, the game is the game.

And yeah, apparently the husband's from London. This is the host, I guess. Who the hell's BM blood? Do you know what I mean? I don't know who she is. But yeah, the husband's from London. Apparently, the husband of, um, the host. So, it was only, it only made sense. And he's the producer of the show. So, it only made sense that they headed to London at some point. And look, all these pop the balloons here are black. Do you know what I'm saying? So, when them white girl and the other one came through, a man saying, "Oh, do you like black man, brother?" They knew what it was. I ain't seen a single Caucasian on Pop the Balloon yet, fam. Do you know what I'm saying? So, it is what it is. There's none of them in the lineup. Yes, auntie. Brav, what you telling me? All these things look old though. You know them ones. Know what I mean? These things look like they rave till like 5 in the morning. You know them old, them old people raves and that, like you don't get there till 2:00 a.m. and that, bro. [ __ ] hell, mate. Yes, auntie bomber clots. Yo. Hey yo, man. Like brother, that's too much for me, bro. Mand them. I'll be real. Like, nah man. You know what I'm saying? Nah, nah, nah, nah.

>> Come on now, dog. Come on, man. >> [ __ ] hell, brother. They're ready. You know, like, do you know what I mean? You don't need to find love, man. You need to find a meal plan, fam. Do you know what I'm saying? And a treadmill. Like, it's crazy. And Adona, fam. Yes. Extremely clumsy, bro. Now, brother, what shape is that? Cuz we never learned that in nursery. You know them way there. It's crazy work. Slim thing. Slim thing with a back. You know, I can't lie. It's a Wisha edition though. Bear wigs and wiggy is alien. Oh my, there's a little clumsy thing as well. Little stumpy thing. This is mad. Look at the hands as well. Oh, the fat fingers, man. The Cumberland Sausages. Bravis Peak. Yo, another Slim Ting. Yeah. N Slim Ting with a five head, bro. It's a masolini, bro. Ba. Yo. Hey. Now this is crazy. That thing looks like she throws a shot. Put on them things there. You know them ones. The them sports day specialists and that. Look at them shoulders on that, bro. Yeah. Buff. Hey blood, who's responsible for this lineup? Reuben Amarin, blood, I swear damn. This this stinks, you know. I can't lie, this stinks, bro. This feels like watching United, blood. When man see the starting 11, I just don't even want to watch the game, blood. Okay, that's the producer. So that's the husband. Yeah. All right. Say less. You know what I'm saying? You're watching this. Yeah. Make sure you don't copyright me. You know them ones there cuz I get bare views cuz you know what I'm saying? You should thank me later, blood. You know what I'm saying? Swear down. Man talking about the man with their copyrights and that.

>> We are finally here in the UK. This is what it's all about. I want to thank our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for all that you do. As you know, we are based in the US, but we are now here in the UK.

>> Well, man, with the Spack Nation speech and that, bro, you know them way there. Now, we're going to skip this still. You know them ones. We going to skip this. Love UK produced by BM. I'm your host Diamond. To the left of me, I have a lineup of some gorgeous single women.

>> Stop lying, bro. You know what I mean? They're single. All right. You know what I mean? That's about it.

>> Girls, MAKE SOME NOISE.

>> Can't lie. When you go down the line, it gets progressively worse. You know, they need to move the thing in the green, the little petite thing in the green. You need to move her down towards the front in it. And then you get me. It's a disaster class, blood. When man go down there, you know them ones. It's like, bro, this this is prime go natural, blood. You know them way there. Bro, man just seeing chance after chance after chance, bro. This is what this is the thing on the end. [ __ ] yeah. Hell, bro. I'm surprised she even got that far down the room. You know them way there, bro. She must have stopped for air about three times.

>> I love the energy. So this is how it's going to go down. Shortly, I'll be bringing on some single men. Once he comes around that corner and you take a look at him and you're feeling the vibe, he's your type to a tea, do not pop your balloon. However, once you have a look at him and you feel like he's not really my cup of tea, go ahead and pop. And I'll come over to you one by one and get your reasons why.

>> Are we ready?

>> Yes.

>> Okay. So, without further ado, our

>> This host, I don't even know if she's all right or she's not all right. She's all right, but you get me. The teeth and all that. I feel like it's, it's the makeup and that. You get me? Am I like a wigisha, blood? You know what I'm saying?

>> A single guy. Come on out.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, them big big baggy things, bro. These dome them things are crazy, bro.

>> Can we start off with your name?

>> My name is Ya. My name is Ya. Yaya.

>> My friend call me Golden Boy.

>> Okay. Golden Boy. Yeah. Okay. How old are you, Ya? 30.

>> Bro, listen. We don't need to know what your friends call you, blood. Your name's Ya, blood. You know what I'm saying, bro? Man, need to relax right there. But you see them trousers, ya, bro. Yeah. Miss me with all that, mate. I'll be honest.

>> And what do you do?

>> So, I'm a businessman and also I'm into property international. Um, I connect businessman to opportunities.

>> Amazing.

>> Yeah. My businessman, you know, golden boy. You know, man's got money, you know. He's got money still. You can tell. He might not spend it, but he got money though. You know, one's here.

>> What do you like to do in your spare time?

>> Um, I do play football every now and then.

>> Brother, why would you pop your balloon cuz a man plays football in his spare time? You know, you're crazy, blood. What is wrong with this girl, blood? And she got her hair tied back like she's got a tennis match, bro. How dare you, fam? Do you know what I mean? Yaya got bread, though. Yeah, but he looks like the kind of bread that would charge a girl petrol money on a first date. You know them ones? Like, he looks like that kind of guy in it. So, just cuz he's got bread, that don't mean he's going to spend it on you, brother. I'll be real.

>> And, um, swimming. Yeah.

>> And swimming. Yeah.

>> Cool. So, what are some of the qualities that you're looking for when you're dating a woman?

>> Yeah, that's a good one. Um, patience. Someone that is patient. Mature. Um, hardworking as well. I'm a hardworking man, so it all makes sense. Yeah.

>> Okay, perfect. What are some of your deal breakers that you just

>> Can't these things are just popping for no reason, bro? All willy-nilly, you know.

>> Can't compromise on.

>> Deal breakers. Um, trauma. Have you dealt with your trauma?

>> Um, are you ready to move on? Uh, some people are still stuck in the past, and I, I'm not the person for that.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Amazing. Okay. So, let's go over some of the ladies,

>> Brother. Gal Gal, bro. Girl popped the balloon cuz my man said, "Yeah, don't bring your shit." Yeah. Into our situation, bro. How is that pop worthy, blood? Like, please tell me. Like, please tell me. Cuz I'm lost right now. I'll be real. The brother literally just said, "Yeah, don't bring your trauma here. Have you gotten over the past? Don't bring your [ __ ] from there over here." And that's a red flag. Why? Yeah, brother. This is crazy, you know.

>> That have popped their balloon so we can get their reasons why. Can we start off with your name and age?

>> My name is Lena and I'm 33.

>> Thank you, Lena. And what do you do?

>> I work in payroll.

>> Fantastic. Okay. You popped your balloon. Why? So,

>> You work in what, blood? Lena, you work in what?

>> My name is Lena and I'm 33. Thank you, Lena. And what do you do?

>> I work in payroll.

>> Payroll. So you do admin, basically. You know them one. So, so you do admin. You know, I work in payroll, brother. Working admin. You know them way there. Like it just is what it is. You know, when they, them, they pay, it's admin cuz you know, like, cut the crap in it. This is what these things do. Yeah. To try and make it sound like they make more money than they do, brother. You work in payroll, blood. So, basically, you deal with complaints, blood. You know them ones. I didn't get paid and that, bro. You know what I mean? Allow it, bro. Admin cuz, do you know what I mean? She's 33 as well, blood. I mean, and the thing is, facially, she's all right, blood. You know what I'm saying? But you could tell the mileage is, you get me.

>> Fantastic. Okay. You popped your balloon. Why so?

>> Um, he's a handsome man.

>> She's not attracted to him. As soon as girls say, "Oh, he's a handsome man," forget about it. You know them way there. But she's just not feeling him. I hear it. He's a handsome man. Where's the caveat, blood? But he has a very loud sense of fashion, and that doesn't sit well with me.

>> Bombs are dead.

>> Okay, thank you.

>> Now, is Lena here your type?

>> She's a pretty lady. Um, I like her honesty.

>> Oi, oi oi. Them creps. Them creps. Hey, Brad. Are those Doc Martens? Or I think they're Doc Martens because I swear only Doc Martens have that kind of that threading at the front. I could be wrong in it cuz I don't wear Doc Martens, blood. I ain't seen Doc Martens since I was in school. Blood, you know them ones there. And I'm a big man with a beard and I got gray in my beard now. So, blood, you know them, man. I don't wear Doc Martens, but bro, those are clumsy. I can't lie, bro. You know what I mean? A certain man are saying they're Balencies, bro. But what? Balenci copying Dr. Martins, bro? It's crazy.

>> Um, I like her honesty.

>> Thank you. Let's move on over here. Your name and age. My name is Zoe and I'm 34.

>> 34. Zoe looks 44, blood. I swear damn.

>> I swear damn she does, bro. She got the little auntie pouch on her belly as well. You know them way there, bro. Like she got, bro. You know, she got the bang bang snacks in the yard. You know, you go to her house, bro. And bro, the second drawer down has got all the things, bro.

>> And what you do for work?

>> So, I'm into property.

>> Zoe Billion, you know.

>> Management. Thank you, Zoe. Why have you popped your balloon on Yaya?

>> So, the reason why I popped my balloon was because he talked about trauma and he's basically not the one to deal with anyone who has a traumatic past. Or I'm not saying I have a traumatic past, but I just feel like

>> He didn't say he don't want to deal with anyone with a traumatic past. He said, "Have you dealt with it?"

>> That's what he said. He said, "Have you dealt with it?" Bro, you see what I don't like? You see when these things like to manipulate what a man has said. He never said that you can't have trauma. He said, "Have you dealt with it?" That is it, bro. Everyone's allowed to have trauma. Trauma is a part of life. Have you dealt with it, bro? That's what he said. So, I don't know why she's trying to manipulate. Yeah. What man has said. And this is what I'm saying. These girl don't listen, bro. You got two ears and one mouth for a reason. Shut the [ __ ] up and listen.

>> Do me a favor, please. Get out of here. As a man, you know, you should be able to deal with any circumstances and have patience to be able to be like emotionally intelligent. You know, you never know what anyone's gone through. And I just felt that was a put off for me.

>> Shut your mouth, bro. What are you talking about? Emotionally intelligent, bro. Women are not emotionally intelligent. They're the exact opposite, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? If you're led by emotions, you can't be emotionally intelligent. It doesn't make sense, bro. Like, it makes no sense. It's a [ __ ] It's a contradiction, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, there's no such thing as intelligence when it comes to emotions. Emotions are emotions. You know them on. So, if you can't control your emotions and park [ __ ] off and compartmentalize, you're not emotionally intelligent. You're not being emotional doesn't make you emotionally intelligent. I would argue that not being emotional makes you emotionally intelligent because you know that facts are not feelings, brother, and feelings are not facts, bro. So, this girl is talking a whole load of waffle. You know what I'm saying? And she's 34, blood, and she's looking like 343. Reuben Amarin, blood. I'm telling you, blood. She looks old, fam. You know them way there. So, bro, there's other things she needs to find, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? Find some sense. Do you know what I mean? And find a treadmill cuz I'm telling you, find a calorie deficit, rude boy. You know what I'm saying?

>> Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Is she your type?

>> She's a pretty lady. Um, she has her point. I'm not arguing that. Yeah.

>> Do you want to elaborate on

>> No, you don't want to, bro. You see this? He's a cool, but I like him. He said, "Listen, I don't even want to argue that, bro. Listen, let's move on in it. Let her have her time in the sun." Bro,

>> What you mean by the trauma?

>> So, what I meant by that is most people are not ready to move on. They're still dealing with their past.

>> Um, and if you're stuck in the past,

>> There's no, there's no future that you can build.

>> Brother, he didn't need to explain himself. It was very, very, um, it was very clear that's what he meant. A lot of these things are not ready to move on because they haven't dealt with their past. That's what he said. He never said you're not allowed to have trauma. He said, "Have you dealt with it?" That's what he said, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? So, what he said made complete sense. Anyone that had sense understood what he meant.

>> And, um, once you're ready, then, um, then you should move on.

>> Right.

>> Okay. But maybe perhaps some people need more time. So

>> Yeah, well, then stay single and stay out my [ __ ] life. How about that? You can have all the time you want, just not with me, blood. It's not a [ __ ] charity. Do you know what I mean? What are these gal on, bro?

>> Patience. I say one of the quality I'm looking for is someone that is patient. So if I'm looking for that, that means I have patience.

>> Okay.

>> Nah, I don't, bro. Listen, I want patience. I don't have any. How about that? You know them way there. What I want in you is not what I want in myself, blood. You mean I don't want anything in me, blood. Wife for that. You know them way there.

>> Why are you gay?

>> Trust me, none of that around here, bro. But I'm just saying, is it like, what I'm looking for in a woman, yeah, is not what I expect her to look for in me, blood. You know them way there. So, it is what it is, bro. So, relax.

>> However, if you're not ready to move on,

>> Um, and you haven't dealt with your own trauma, I've got my own trauma that I've dealt with. Okay.

>> Um, I feel like it's only fair that you meet someone that was also on the same level with you. It's easier. Yeah.

>> That's fair enough. And that's your preference. So,

>> Thank you. Can we have your name and age?

>> Hi, I'm Cat. I'm 29.

>> Thank you, Cat. And what do you do for work?

>> Bittersweet Pisces. Hey, bro. Some of these Instagram names are enough to disqualify these girl from, you know, 29 years old. You know, 29 in plasma and that.

>> I'm a social worker.

>> Thank you. What are your reasons for popping your balloon on Yaya?

>> I think you're very attractive, but it was just the, um, the outfit for me. Um, I'm

>> The outfit's. You know what it is? The outfit is clumsy. Yeah, but it's probably not the worst one we're going to see today. I have a feeling.

>> Quite a plain simple girl, and you wear more accessories than me, so it was a bit

>> I hear it. I don't like the rings, though. Like, like, yeah. Yeah. So, why still

>> Is she your type? Your normal type?

>> She's a pretty lady. Yeah.

>> Thank you. But this thing, side profile is crazy, blood. You know them girls say it's giving, blood. It's giving ET and that, brother. You know what I'm saying? It's giving that, blood. Extraterrestrial and that, phone home and that.

>> Can we take your name and age?

>> Hi, I'm BB. I'm 30 years old. And what do you do for work?

>> I'm a senior consultant.

>> Fantastic. So,

>> Consultant? Go back. Run that. Run that back. Run that back.

>> Yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> Can we take your name and age?

>> Hi, I'm BB. I'm 30 years old. And what do you do for work? I'm a senior consultant. Fantastic.

>> Senior consultant of what, blood? You know them, all these things trying to sexy up their job titles, blood. What you consulting, brav?

>> So, what are some of the reasons for popping your balloon on Yaya?

>> Um, so I popped my balloon. I think you're really well put together. You look handsome, but I would have preferred for you to not come out with sunglasses on. I think first impressions are really important.

>> That's a lot of pressure.

>> No, I understand it.

>> Yo, shook you, blood. Man's talking about pressure. Come on, bro. Listen, even if you feel the pressure, you, you don't show any pressure. You don't show any, um, reactions to them things there, man. Can't say, "Oh, wear the sunglasses." Cuz it's a lot of pressure. They're going to think you're a shook, brother. You know them. You need some authority, blood. That's crazy work. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, you should have taken that to the grave. I'll be real.

>> But I like to see the eyes. Eye contact is really important. So, yeah. You should have just come out without the glasses. So, yeah. That's why I put my balloon.

>> No, she's just not attracted to him, bro. Allow it. When you're going down to glasses again, I told it. Listen, if a guy fancies you, you could come out wearing all sorts of [ __ ] crease, bro. You know the ones. And they're not going to care in it. She's talking about the sunglasses cuz she's just not attracted to him, which is fine in it because she's busted. I'll be real. You know what I'm saying? Fivestar GTA busted.

>> Do you wish you hadn't come out with your shades on?

>> I respect what I do and I assume it all the way to the end.

>> Okay, no problem. I respect it.

>> Is she, um, someone who you would class as your type? Said she's a pretty girl. Um, she's stunned by what she says. That's a good value.

>> He's not. You ain't got no time for these hoes. I hear it.

>> Your name and age?

>> My name is Dana. I'm 27. And what do you do?

>> So, I work in the housing field. I also have a natural hair business called Anni. Yeah.

>> Amazing. So,

>> She has a natural hair business. What does that mean, bro? Because that's not her hair, bro. What do you mean natural hair business? Like, this is where sometimes I need to consult, um, the opposite gender in these situations because I can't really speak on what a natural hair business means. Yeah. Because I don't, bro, you get me. I just don't know what it is. But that don't look like natural hair to me, bro. Well, maybe it is natural hair, but it's not hers. It's someone else's. Does that count? Maybe that's what they mean. Maybe they mean it is natural hair as in like it grew on someone else's head and nice on mine. You know them way there. Like, maybe it's that in it because bro, that's not yours, blood. I'll be real. Like,

>> What are some of the reasons for popping your balloon?

>> So, you're attractive. I also do like your style.

>> I appreciate that. Thank you.

>> I don't know if it's just nerves, but I just feel like my personality would overpower yours. You seem a bit timid.

>> Overpower yours, bro. You see what I mean? Bro,

>> Do me a favor, please. Get out of here.

>> What do you mean? Yeah. Like, what do you mean overpower mine, bro? Listen, just because a man, yeah, is quite reserved. Yeah. That don't mean that man can't put his foot down when he needs to put his foot down. I think, and this is the problem. Yeah. I especially see it with, especially with black women. Yeah. They think just because a man, yeah, is mild-mannered. Yeah. That he can't be masculine and authoritative. They think that a man has to be loud all the time, bro. Like, man don't need to be loud, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? That's why a lot of these hoes here, they're attracted to these loud [ __ ] brs and they think that a man just being loud is a guy that can put her in her place. Like, bro, I'll never need to shout at you, bro, to put you in your place. I'll be real. I'll never need to shout at you to put you in your place, bro. Like, do you know what I'm saying? Like, for me, if you, if you, um, raise your voice, you already lost, bro. So, man will never be out here shouting. Do you know what I'm saying? So, like to say that her attitude would be too much for him and all this stuff. How do you know? How do you know that? Do you know what I'm saying? You don't know the guy. He just came out here, bro. Like, if anything, he just looks like a very, um, chilled brother. You get me? Just whatever. He's not really trying to argue with these girls. He's not really trying to justify himself. But I don't hold that against him. I don't hold that against him at all. If anything, I respect it, bro.

>> A little bit. I get intimidated by pretty girls. So, yeah.

>> Are you an idiot? I said I got intimidated by pretty girls. Yeah, bro. Get out of here, bro. I've had enough, bro. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. Ski.

>> OH, BROTHER. THIS GUY STINKS.

>> YOU SUCK, BRO. You know them. I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, bro. You collashed yourself. Get off my screen now, bro. I've seen enough, man.

>> But yeah, that was

>> Victim, blood. Good.

>> I appreciate that. Thank you.

>> You victim. You know what? Look at this. When this [ __ ] is saying to you, "Yeah, my personality will overpower you, blood." She's a [ __ ] bro. Do you know what I'm saying, bro? You're Bro, get out, bro. Get off my screen, bro. I'm angry, blood.

>> Is she your normal type?

>> She's pretty. Um,

>> I don't always dress like this. [ __ ] out of here, man.

>> It's a dress to impress. You know,

>> I like your outfit.

>> I've got different style. Stand up. You can't look like everyone, you know. Every days you meet different people. Um, on the weekdays, I'm wearing different clothes. This the weekend. So, yeah. Thank you.

>> I appreciate that.

>> Thank you. And let's just go down here at the end here. Your name and age. So, I'm Sarah. I'm 29 and I work in property management.

>> Brother. Hey, bro. Sarah, like I'll be real. Yeah. Like with with like the greatest respect. Sarah, bro,

>> I'm here to tell you right now, we don't care.

>> It's Peak, fam. I'll be real. Like, here's Peak, bro. Go home, Sarah, man. Like, go home, man.

>> Sarah, what are some of the reasons for popping your balloon on Yaya?

>> I hate to say it. I can see that you've got your style and everything's put together, but I just don't like the trousers and it's slightly given a bit juvenile. Um, it's just not for me, I'm afraid. I'm really sorry. Are you a fellow countryman? Are you I'm Ghanaian, so

>> I do look Ghanaian. I'm a, yeah, it's. What are you a fellow countryman, bro? Brother, look at her, bro. The [ __ ] looks like spandex or something. Do you know what I mean? Like, what is she talking about? How you going to roll out of your bed? Literally. Yeah. Looking like that with hair like that and be talking about juvenile, blood. [ __ ] me, blood. Yeah, bro. You see what I mean? Read the room. These hoes, man. I swear down. It is crazy, bro. It's actually crazy, bro.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Yeah. Um, sorry, but it's, yeah. Not for me.

>> Yeah. Well, like I said, you can't dress like everyone. You got to stand out. This trousers, if you know, you know. Yeah.

>> His voice is just pissing me off now. You know them ones. Like, he just needs to get the [ __ ] out of here as well. Like,

>> Okay. Is she your normal type?

>> She's a pretty girl. Um, no. Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> He said no thank you. I hear it. I hear it. It's a no thank you still.

>> Why not?

>> It's just my preferences and

>> Man said why not? She's a big [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? That's why, blood. The elbows, blood, overlapping brother. Hakeimi, blood. You know them way there. Look at her. It's crazy. Why not? Why do you think this is, brother? This is where you ask the host when she says why not? I'll be like, why do you think? You know them way there. Like, let's play a game in it. Like, we're in this together now. Why do you think I don't like her? Do you know what I mean? The first thing that pops into your head is probably that, bro.

>> Um, I think she catch, she will bring a lot of attention. Unnecessary unattention. Um, yeah, just me.

>> Okay. So, she'll bring attention to you or to herself?

>> To herself. Um, like I said, unnecessary unattention.

>> Man said unnecessary. It's not, bro. Like, why? Why? She got the big back, bro. That's why. She got the old TV, the big back TV with a hanger in the back.

>> So, though, why would she bring attention to herself?

>> Well, to me, uh, she talked about the trouser. Um, she said it's not her type. To me, I'm confident person. Um, I feel like she's also a confident person, and, um, it might clash a lot with the way she, she has a problem with the way I dress. So, yeah.

>> Okay.

>> It might just bring unnecessary argument and etc., etc. that I don't want. Yeah.

>> Okay. All right. Thank you. Let's go back over here then.

>> What?

>> Okay. Yaya, it is going pretty well for you. Um, currently you have three balloons just there. So, what I want to do is, um, ask them a question.

>> So, ladies, what is the most important value into a man that you'll be looking for?

>> Okay, that's a good one. We can start with there. Let's go down here and get their answers. Can we firstly start with your name and age? Hi, my name's Janice and I'm 28.

>> And what do you do, Janice?

>> I'm a primary school teacher.

>> Oh, nice.

>> And if you can just go ahead and answer his question.

>> No way. Janice sounds like Jamie Caragle, blood. Don't lie to me. So, you say the most broken value that you look for in a man? I probably say honesty. Um, I love someone who's honest cuz you never have to wonder what they're thinking, and you just know what's what, basically. So, honesty is definitely the most important for me. Okay, Janice, I hear you have an accent which I absolutely love.

>> The game is broken sports.

>> I couldn't believe it. Jan, brother, what the [ __ ] brother? Black scout, blood. Hey, bro. My head's gone, you know. Brother, I was not expecting that, you know.

>> Where are you from?

>> I'm from Liverpool. So that's like northwest of England.

>> Ah, bab. We know where it is, bro. Do you know what I'm saying, bro? Like, hide your car keys from there, blood. You know them way there.

>> So, you're scout for life.

>> Brilliant. Thank you.

>> Let's move down here. Your name and age?

>> Um, hi. My name is Siri and I'm 29.

>> Thank you. Um, what do you do for work?

>> So, I do a few things. I work for the government.

>> Hey, she's a fed, blood. You know them way there. You see work for the government and she didn't specify. Yeah, she's a fed, blood. You know them. Crazy, blood.

>> A Zumba instructor, and I also have like an online business in marketing.

>> Amazing. And if you could just go ahead and answer his question.

>> So, values I look for in a man.

>> So, a man of God.

>> That's number one. Number two, a man who is honest, and a man who just makes me feel safe. I would say, yeah, those are my top values.

>> A girl don't want honesty, man. Them bun that in it. Like, I know there's going to be some of you naive donies that be watching this saying, "Oh, like women value." No, they don't, blood. Women value, yeah, whatever makes them feel good. And most of the time, honesty don't make them feel good. So, don't be honest to these hoes, bro. I be real. Like, it's it's not that in it.

>> Thank you. Let's go down here. Your name and age?

>> Adelaide. Um, 34.

>> And what do you do for work?

>> I'm a teaching assistant. I work with kids with disability.

>> Amazing. And if you can just go ahead and answer his question.

>> So, first of all, I want a man that fears the Lord. Not just a man of God, but a man that's led by God.

>> Brother, all these girl that want men that are led by God. Yeah. Like, brother, they don't follow their Bible. You know them while you're there. Like, this is the reality. Do you know what I mean? You can't tell these girls nothing. All the, bro, they love a bit of God. These black girls, you know, I swear down, they love some Bible until it's time to submit to the man, bro. And then all of a sudden, man getting bearing [ __ ] resistance, bro. Like, all the, all the God chat, bro. Do you know what I mean? You're not about that life, bro. Do you know what I mean?

>> And, oh, sorry, man. As loyal, friendly, can make me laugh. Amanda, um, has patience. Yeah, those are my top values.

>> Okay, thank you. Let's go back here. And actually, I want to throw the same question back to you. What are some of the qualities you look for in a woman?

>> Um, I think I said that earlier. Someone that is patience.

>> Someone that is mature. Um, I'll do the earning, and I need someone that I can count on. Reliable.

>> Man said I'll do the earning. You know, I probably, this guy got bread. I could tell straight away. You know them. I could tell you he got money. You know them ones. I'll do the earning. You know.

>> Um, yeah, pretty much.

>> Okay. Go ahead and send them out another question so it will help you, you know, to make your decision. Ask another question. You need someone to help you hem them [ __ ] trousers as well, M. You know, cuz man stepping on the trousers and that. I can't lie, the fit's dead. You need a girl that can take that, take that in a little bit. You know them ones. If them girl don't know how to use a sewing needle, blood, I have to. You know what I'm saying?

>> Or do I have to walk to them?

>> Oh, no. You could just stand. You could just stand here.

>> Um, I'm into business. I travel a lot. Um, I was, I knew that was coming. You see what I mean? These girls are so [ __ ] stupid. So, this is it. They want a brother that's got money and time and is tall and in good shape and can dress and can make them laugh and can do all these [ __ ] things. Why the [ __ ] would they choose you? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, why would they choose you, fam? Do you know what I'm saying? They didn't even let him finish. You know, he said he travels a lot. Yeah. He never said that these girls can't come on the business trips, you know. He never said that. They didn't even let him finish. And this is what I mean. Yeah. Gall react to how they feel about what you said instead of what you actually said. Bro, at least wait for man to finish the sentence first.

>> Would you handle, well, how would you handle, um, the household when I'm away?

>> The house. Let's go down here and get answers.

>> So, he travels a lot for his business. How would you manage the household? Say that he was, you know, to go away.

>> Um,

>> She actually seems like she actually seems like she's kind of on that wavelength, you know. I like her, her mannerisms in it. She seems bare cool, blood.

>> It depends on what he goes for business for. If you need me to arrange anything at home, make sure wherever you're going, you have everything you need. And then when you come back, obviously prepare what you need for you. Make sure that

>> See that proper woman. You know them. Proper woman. She's like, "Bro, whatever you need, in it. That's what it is, bro. I'll do whatever you need." That's what your wife is supposed to be saying. That any other answer is the wrong answer. You know, that's the right answer. Whatever you need, bro. That is it.

>> I'm warm. Um, and I keep a plate of food for you so you can just chill and relax. Yeah.

>> Okay. Thank you. Okay. I don't know if it's something with the question he asked, but you had your balloon up until that point. Why did you pop your balloon?

>> Um, Siri, 29. So, I think there just a couple things. So, thank you for coming out. Thank you for, you know, taking the time to get dressed. But I just think Adelaide popped after all that. Hold on. So, she answered the question then popped. What do you mean?

>> Just like in the like outside of this environment, I don't think you would be kind of like my type. Even though I don't really have a type, but just the overall vibe, it's just not really my type. Yeah.

>> What was she your type?

>> Not particularly. No.

>> Why not?

>> Because she's clapped. You know them way there. Like, what? You never knew he was your type. Yeah. This whole time. But now all of a sudden, yeah, man said I travel a lot. Now I'm not your type. Brother, these girl are courts. You know.

>> I've got my type in my head. I know what I want. She's just not that.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> All right. And I guess the same thing with you as well. Up until you asked the question, you popped your balloon. Why? So,

>> Um, it was the traveling a lot. I feel like I'd want someone who's not home all the time, but like someone who's not away for long periods of time because, you know, you just want your person there with you, don't you? So, yeah, that's my only reason why.

>> Now, is she your type?

>> She's pretty. Um, I love the accent.

>> Thank you.

>> I've got one.

>> Man said, "Yeah, bro. No IC fees in Liverpool." You know them on one. So, she's down here. You know what I'm saying? But she's saying no, you want your person at home, but blood, he ain't moving to [ __ ] Liverpool, blood. What man's going to move to Mery side? I doubt it, blood. Do you know what I'm saying?

>> So, yeah, it would have makes sense. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Thank you. And let's just go back down here. You were the last one to pop your balloon. So, I'm disappointed.

>> So, he said he travels a lot. He didn't offer to say maybe on occasions my woman might come with me. And yeah, I didn't want to feel left behind. Now, maybe if he asked, he would have took you along with him.

>> She didn't even ask, bro. This is what I mean about this girl. You just assumed. Why didn't you just ask, bro?

>> Do me a favor, please. Get out of here.

>> Why didn't you say, "Yo, is there like on occasion, is there space for me to roll as well?" You could have just asked, "How you just popping balloons without asking questions?" This is Did you see what I said? Gall react to how they feel about what you said instead of what you actually said. Bro, I literally said that, bro, moments before the idiot goes and does that.

>> I didn't know if that was in his plans.

>> You see that, bro? And you see women, bro, as much as men look at her and say, you know what, she seems like a well-raised woman. She said all the right things. She's still a woman, so she going to do dumb [ __ ] like that, bro. All the same. All the same. I don't care how good a woman is. Yeah. They're going to do that [ __ ] cuz the biology kicks in, bro. And they just start doing the like that woman Tourette's, blood.

>> This trip.

>> Okay.

>> And holidays are different.

>> Yeah.

>> And how often would those business trips happen?

>> When it comes out, um, investment, you can never tell when it comes. But yeah, when it does come, then you have to travel. Um, communication also would help. But yeah, I understand what she says. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Does that change your mind at all?

>> No.

>> Okay.

>> Thank you. All right. Let's go on back here. Okay. So, unfortunately for you, all the balloons have been popped. Thank you for coming out today. If I can take your mic, ladies. Go ahead and give him a round of applause.

>> Bro.

>> You ain't got enough about him. You know what I mean? Them girls are just not rating him. This is the problem with a lot of these things. Yeah. They want some ignorant loud brother. You know them. Like, this is what they prefer, bro. If you're too timid, yeah, these things will not even rate you. And you know what the wickedest thing is? Yeah. You know the wickedest thing is about women in general that I don't understand. Yeah. It's like the average man, yeah, can kill the average woman with his bare hands. Yet if you're bare, if you're bare quiet and bare reserved, yeah, these guys don't respect you. You know, like they just don't respect you. Like they live in such a weird world where it's like, right, this brother could end my life. Yeah. With his bare hands. I still don't rate him. Like, you, you know how mad that is? Do you know how mad that is, bro? Like, even the most dorkiest, clumsiest brother. Yeah. The nerdiest brother in the world. Yeah. Could smoke the average woman, you know? Like, just smoke them like on a mad thing. Like, man just needs to lose his head, you know? Man would take off, take out his contact lenses and that, you get me? And take off his [ __ ] his braces and his bow tie and just collapse them, bro. Like, you know, like, bro, do you, do you not understand this? And this is why when you get these dumbass girls talking about, oh, like, who would you be like, who would you rather be in the [ __ ] in the woods with, a man or a bear or something? And they're saying the bear. Bro, are you [ __ ] crazy, bro? Like, both of them could smoke you. That's the reality. And the bear is more likely to smoke you. Do you know what I'm saying? The bear's more likely to smoke you because we, at least, yeah, can control our emotions. So, the fact that we can do damage to you, do you know what I'm saying? And you don't even respect, man. But you, but you respect the bear, but you rather be with the bear. Are you [ __ ] sure, blood? Like, what are you even doing? Like, even the premise of that is the dumbest thing I've ever se, I've ever seen, bro. I'd rather be in there with the bear, blood. No, you [ __ ] wouldn't, blood. You know them way there. Like, they're dead tapped. The little [ __ ] thing said to him, "My personality be too much for you." Blood. If he just went boom, she's flying across the room. You know, like, what are we talking about? My personality will be too, bro. You're 5 foot. If that, you might even be 5 foot in heels, blood, talking about your personality, bro. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. Like, big man thing. Yeah. You're the same size as like an 8-year-old boy. Blood. What do you mean your personality would be too much for me? You can't do [ __ ] Like, who's lying to these hoes? Look at the size of her. She's tiny.

>> It's crazy, man.

>> Next single guy. Come on out.

>> Bro, look how small she is. My personality would be too, bro. What? Broki.

>> Hello. Can we

>> Another one with baggy ass trousers? Is that the thing now?

>> What with your name?

>> Yeah, my name is Normal.

>> Normal.

>> Normal. N O M U.

>> Okay.

>> All right. I thought he said normal, blood. You hear me? Shout him out, bro.

>> And how old are you?

>> I'm 32 years old.

>> And what do you do for work?

>> So, um, I work in civil engineering. However, my passion is wine. So, I also work in, um, in the wine industry.

>> Guan, my brother, where's this you from, blood? You know them ones. I can't lie, bro. I was thinking, who the [ __ ] is that? Real true.

>> And what do you do in your spare time?

>> So, in my spare time, I enjoy going to the gym, so keeping fit. Um, I love being healthy and, uh, I enjoy basketball. I enjoy

>> Man like basketball, you know, man like Paul Pogba and that.

>> Enjoy watching football, and, um, I enjoy reading, but reading about factual stuff. So, not fiction, but more like documentaries and, uh, historical stuff, geographical stuff, essentially.

>> That's very interesting. Okay. No more. So, what are some of the qualities you look for in a book?

>> Still haven't popped. You know he's tall. You know them. He's bald, and they still haven't popped. You know, you see what I'm trying to say? They still have not popped cuz he's tall, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? And he's got that stature, bro. Cuz he's got baggy ass creps. So he got the baggy pants as well. So you get me. You see the height difference it makes. The other brother I had here. This guy is bald, but he's tall, blood. And straight away, all the girl are listening to what he's saying now.

>> Woman when you're dating.

>> Yeah. So, I would like a woman that's peaceful.

>> Bro, listen. Go home, G. Go home now.

Bro. Uh, family oriented. Uh, driven, and yeah, those are the first ones I'm thinking of. Then obviously, if you need to know more, then we can find out after, hopefully. Yeah.

Okay, that's good. And what are some of your deal breakers?

My deal breakers will be like someone who's not peaceful. Uh, poor hygiene. Uh, I'm kind of big. Uh, someone who's not driven. I'm kind of...

Poor hygiene, you know. Hey bro, then might have to get rid of the fat thing immediately because, you know, she was sweating with the underboob sweats. Crazy. You know them one man, one and the rolls in her neck and that, just bare water condensation. You know them way there, man. I have to get rid of these fat things first then. You know they smell black.

Big into hygiene. Uh, someone who's not driven, uh, and someone who's too much argumentative.

Yeah.

Okay. No worries. Okay. So, it's going amazingly well for you. So, what I'm going... Okay, let's go ahead.

What's wrong with this hole, man? Do you know what I'm saying? What's wrong with uh...

Head to, um, the pop here to find out why. If you want to come along with me, can we have your name and age?

My name is Lena and I'm 33.

Okay, Lena, you...

She wants a [ __ ] boy. You know, she's in the wrong place. This Lena, bro. You know what I'm saying? She wants a drug dealer still. You could tell. You just tell, bro. Do you know what I... She's got that kind of, you know what I mean? Kind of feel about her.

You had your balloon and then you just popped it now. Why? So, so I think he's a put together, um, guy and I love the French accent. He sounds very interesting and intelligent, but I just feel like it's not a match. Like, I, I don't have the, you know, that butterfly sensation or like that, that click. I don't feel it in me. But I just feel like you're an amazing guy.

Where's she from? Blood butterflies. She's an idiot. You know them. These girls are dumb. She's like, "Oh, he ticks all the boxes, but I don't feel butterflies." And bro, get the [ __ ] out of here, man. You know what I mean? Who told you that you're meant to feel butterflies when you meet someone, bro? That's [ __ ] bollocks. You know what I'm saying? She's an idiot, bro. Like, you're 33 years old. This girl is chatting like she's 17. Yeah. And someone's asked her to go cinema or something like that. Broki butterflies. You're 33 years old. You probably ain't feeling nothing in your stomach, blood, at that age. You know what I mean? Them eggs are [ __ ] rotten, blood. What's man talking about? I got the butterflies and that, bro. It's numbness in the ovaries, blood. You need to get a move on. You know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? [ __ ] I don't feel those butterflies, brother. Listen, she's an idiot.

It's not for me, unfortunately.

Thank you.

33 [ __ ] better have life insurance. You know what I mean? You're old, fam. You know them one day, man. I have to keep it 100. What are you talking about? You know what I'm saying, bro? It's mad.

Is it a French accent?

No, he's Italian, actually.

Italian, you know. I thought it was French as well, man. Said it's Italian. Bad boy. Sounds [ __ ] French. You hear me? Man thought he was mate and that.

Yeah, everyone says French, but he's actually Italian. He does sound French, bro.

French, to be fair.

Yeah, my accent is mixed. It's just mixed, to be honest. Yeah.

Fair enough.

Okay, so you have the Italian accent. I thought it was French myself as well.

Speak is my first language.

Okay. Do you want to give us a little little something something?

No, I don't, bro. Cuz now the panties are going to get wet now and then she's going to say, "I want my bling back, you dumb bitch." You know what I'm saying? She needs to grow up like the Zerby, you know, bad man. You say in English.

I basically asked, "How you doing? I hope you're okay." And, uh, we all... Yeah. And we need to enjoy the show.

Oh, nice. A...

Thank you. So, um, is Lena your normal type that you would go for?

Yeah, she would be my normal type. And, uh, I've got nothing negative to say.

Brother, she's actually nice, bro, but she's dumb. Like, this is the reality. You know them way there like to look at. She's the best one on the eye to look at. She's an idiot, bro. And that's always the way, blood. Usually the better looking they are, the dumber they are, bro. Do you know what I mean? If you look like that, yeah. And you're 33 and you're single. Yeah. You are, bro. You are cracked, blood. Bro, I can't even express to you, man. How cooked she is, bro. Because the fact that she's 33. Yeah. And she looks like that and she's single, brother. Man, them have run through her. Yeah. And broken her heart so many times. Yeah. She can't commit no more, blood. She's cooked, blood. You just know she is just a [ __ ] a bundle of trauma, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? Bear man has shot the club up, bro.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you. Let's go on down here. There was another pop just here.

Can I have your name and age?

Hi, my name is Janice and I'm 28.

Okay, Janice. So, whilst he was speaking, you held on to your balloon. What made you pop it?

Do you know what? He seems like a really nice guy, but I feel like my personality is quite out there. I'm quite like an extrovert, and I don't know whether he's too chilled. Like, I feel like I'd annoy him a little bit. So, yeah.

But, but how do you know that? Just because man's not loud, it doesn't mean that man wants a quiet thing, bro. You know what I'm saying? And furthermore, yeah, y'all always think they're extra, bro. Y'all are not extroverted, blood, you know? Get bra, listen. Like, men don't even want to be rude like that. Yeah. But it's like things don't even really have personalities. You know them ones. Like, girls don't have personalities. Gal adopt the personality of the person they're with, blood. You know them ones. I don't know that. I don't know a girl that has a personality of their own, blood. You know them. Their personality is different depending on who they're with, blood. Like, that's how girls are, blood. You know what I mean? They just morph and they blend in everywhere, blood. So, like, I'm extroverted. No, you're not, blood. You know that. You might think you are, but you're not. And that is the reality. The same way. Yeah. When you're with a girl long enough, you get in a whip and all the tunes she's playing are the tunes you was playing in the yard, bro. They can't think for themselves, blood. Like, you're not introverted or extroverted, blood. You know what I'm saying? The gal are a sponge, more times. They know them. So, allow it. Like, there's no way your personality is too loud and that. Nah, bro. If you're annoying, say you're annoying, blood. That I believe that. I actually believe because gal be annoying. So, it's got nothing to do with no introvert, extrovert. You're just annoying. Just say you're annoying, Janice.

Yeah.

Do you feel like there'll be like a personality clash?

I mean, we just started. Uh...

That's it. We just met, [ __ ] We did. I only, I only answered your questions, so obviously I'm yet to follow the rules and everything. I'm not trying to be extra, but yeah, I could be extrovert sometimes. It just depends on the day.

Yeah. And the situation.

Yeah. Um, is she your normal type?

Yeah, she looks good. She wouldn't be the, my type that I would go for, but she's well dressed. Um, I like the color coordination.

Thank you.

Yeah, the red on the black.

Thank you.

And...

My guy, you know, man don't like them kind of velvet heels. I don't like them. There's nothing about them heels I like. You know what I'm saying?

I want to know what would not make her your normal type.

Stop asking that. Like, it doesn't help the situation. If I'm going to stand here and say, yo, like, she's clumsy, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not going to help no one, blood, to say that she's built like a [ __ ] cilero, blood, like it's not going to help no one. You know what I mean? Why are we having this conversation?

It's just the, the first kind of physical attraction.

Yeah.

Thank you. Let's go back down here. There was just another pop here. Can I have your name and age?

So, I'm Zoe and I'm 34.

Zoe,

I hate when girls talk like that as well. Like, I don't know what it seems patronizing. Like, she talks like, you know what I'm saying? Like, she's talking to someone that's got additional needs, blood. Like, just relax a little bit. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, like her face is like she's talking with subtitles. Like, I'm a [ __ ] bro. Like, why you talking like that?

Why did you pop your balloon?

So, I mean, you seem like a nice guy and it's really good that you're big on hygiene because I'm big on that, too. But just the first initial attraction, I wouldn't really say, you know, that you're my type. That's it, really.

Is Zoe here your normal type?

Um, obviously I don't know any of the ladies here.

Just say no, my bro. Listen, I can't lie. I, I'm, I'm rating the way that you've cut truth still. It's okay. She's clumsy, bro. Just say it. Just say it, bro. I like to get to know them first, but just physically at first glance, probably I wouldn't move to her straight away. But she's looking, everyone here looks nice, to be honest. Yeah.

I said I wouldn't move to her. My gee, you know.

They're all well-dressed.

Okay. So, what's that one thing that would stop you from initially moving to her? As you said...

The only thing that can go off now is physical attraction. So, I'm basically looking, am I attracted physically to you or not. But as I said, they are looking good. So, I need to get to know them more. Is, is it's not that easy. Of course. Yeah.

It's fair enough. Thank you.

Okay. Let's come back down here. Okay. So, currently you have six unpopped balloons. So, I'm going to hand over this pick to you.

My brother.

You want to hold on to that? So, I want you to go ahead and pop two balloons.

All right.

When you're ready.

Okay. Yeah. I'm just...

Hey, O Timone. Like, this thing here with the big forehead, man. I have to pop that still.

Yeah, mate.

It's not easy.

It's not.

So, the fat thing in the end.

Okay. And...

The two fat things.

The toothpick broke. Thank you. You can just stay right here. Even the toothpick said no.

Man said even the balloon was too fat. Blood. Couldn't pop the balloon. You know them way there, blood. Fat thing with a fat balloon and that. Bro, can...

We have your name and age?

I'm Sarah. I'm 29. I work in property management and I'm also a singer.

Fantastic. I didn't know you said you should have said that from the beginning.

I know these fat things always got lungs, you know. Why is it always fat tings can sing, bro? You know them ones there. Like, why is it always the fat tings? I swear down, fat brothers and fat gal can always sing. You know it's like the extra lung capacity from carrying all that weight, blood. You know them way there. Like, all the time, you know, you see the fat things, bro. It's mad.

I have you sing later. So, you held on to your balloon. Um, is he the normal type of, um, man that you would go for?

Um, not typically, if I'm honest, but I like your demeanor. I like what you do for a living. Um...

What kind of men does she go for, out of interest, bro? Like, why are you not asking the right questions, host? This is when you need to ask her like, "What is your usual type?" Because I want to see if the type that she likes matches what she looks like, bro. Cuz I'm interested now. Like, you know what I'm saying? We're invested now, chat. We are invested now. We need to see like what the guys look like that she wants. You hear me?

I just wanted to hear more. And you, you know, seem really put together, friendly, peaceful, um, which is what I'm looking for. But, um, yeah, obviously he's not matched, but that's absolutely fine.

Thank you. And, uh, why did you pop her balloon?

I had to pop two balloons. So...

So, as I said, fat one.

I don't know any of the ladies here. I had to go for first physical attraction. So, I picked the first two that, um, basically I prefer the other ladies in, in comparison, essentially. But, as I said, they all look, they all look good. They're all well-dressed. I'm, I'm actually impressed. Yeah. Yeah.

100%, bro. Like, my man just had to go and just use BMI, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? Because that was the only way to decipher the thing, bro. I hear it.

Okay. Thank you. And just over here, your name and age?

Adelaide. I'm 34.

Thank you. Um, why did you have your balloon unpopped?

So, he mentioned a few things that I like as well. He said he watches documentaries. Um, a big documentary fan and he said he's Italian. I'm also Italian. So...

All right.

And I like the height. So...

Okay.

They're both Italian and she said no. Hey Brad, g are tapped. You know.

Emotional. What's wrong with these girls, bro? Like, you got to be... You got to bear in common. Yeah. You said you like documentaries. He likes documentaries. He's tall. He's got a good job. You're both Italian. Like, brother, like, where's the problems? Like, why are you popping the balloon?

I, I want to know. I feel like... What was... What was said?

No, I asked her from where she live. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right then. I mean, you, you popped, um, hers. Is it based off what you said? Like, why did you pop her balloon?

Same thing.

Oh, to be fair, he popped her balloon. Yeah. So, I don't know anyone yet. And I have to be quick as well. I could have taken 20 hours, but yeah.

Brother, you need to get her a balloon back still. I'll be real. You popped her balloon. Now, you know she's Italian. Mama might have to run that back. You know, still, you know what I'm saying? Cuz black Italians, bro. I swear down, that [ __ ] you know, bit different out here. Cuz you know when they have to run it back.

Okay.

Yeah.

But you're looking good as well. I, I like the swag, to be fair. The blazer.

Yeah, bro. Put on a treadmill, man. You get me? You can stand by the treadmill and you can hold her hand while she's burning calories, bro. You know them way there, fam.

Yeah.

You put it on.

Okay, let's come back over here. Okay. We can just stop here. Uh, your name and age?

My name is Dana. I'm 27.

Hey, Dana. You held on to your balloon and...

Again, man. Dana, piss off, man. What? Your big personality.

You just popped it now. You took time to marinate. Why did you pop?

I actually... You're attractive and I like your hobbies as well. I love the accent. And I actually wanted to hold on to it longer because my reason is very superficial and I didn't want to be that person, but I just can't get over it. So, yeah, it's just that I, I just... the hair. The lack of, or you're bald and that's it. That's it.

Do me a favor, please. Get out of here.

Brother. This brother was bald the moment he walked in the room, blood. Why are you going on like man's got alopecia and his hair fell out, blood, during the show, blood? Like, this brother was bald from the moment he walked in, blood. So, what was you waiting for? What was you waiting to hear, blood? I'm sorry. Was you waiting him to say, "Oh, yeah, like I'm a fucking," you know what I mean? "I'm a throne in one of them African countries and that"? You thought he could hit a lick or something? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, what are we doing here, bro? Like, the brother was bald this morning when he woke up, you get me? And he was bald when he walked into the room, blood. So, why is him being bald? Yeah. An issue now. And look at the thing in the red smiling and that. You know them. These girls are dead food, bro. I'll be real. This is nasty.

There's nothing wrong with that. I...

I love my bull. Ah, yeah. You're rocking it and it actually goes with your image.

The guy's got a bald head. Yeah. But man's got a beard. Yeah. A man's got the glasses. It works for him. I can't even lie. It works for him. Like, better have a bald head. Yeah. Than certain men that are holding on to the hairline, bro. And it just needs to be relinquished of his duties and that. You know what I'm saying? At least he knew it was time to move. I mean, let it go, fam.

And the beard. It's a nice contrast.

Yeah.

But what, [ __ ] You know them way there, bro. Look, contrast between your [ __ ] eyelashes, bro.

I personally never dated anyone that's bald.

So what? So what? Do you know what I'm saying? I've never dated a [ __ ] before. You know them way there. But fam, do you know what I'm saying? If she wasn't so dumb, do you know what I'm saying? Might have taken her to the arcade or something. You know, then wait there. Would maybe when I'm older though. When I'm in my 30s.

Brother, by the time you're in your 30s, no one wants you, bro. Like, why do these things think they got all day? You know, she's 27 or something in it. When I'm in my 30s, maybe I'll date a bald man. You know what she's basically saying? She's basically saying at the moment, yeah, I'm too good for you, man. You know them ones. So, when I get older and I get more desperate, yeah, and my value decreases, then I might start looking at bald men. Bro, this is why these [ __ ] going to die alone, fam. Do you know what I mean? Because they already think, yeah, that they're better than they are. They think they got more time than they have. You're 27, bro. Like, in terms of your biological clock, you are not young, blood, because whatever brother you meet yet, you're not going to meet the brother and get pregnant straight away. You're 27 years old, fam. And you're not even that buff, really, facially. Do you know what I'm saying? I can't lie, bro. Like, bro, if a hurricane snatches that wig, bro, I don't even know what man's going to see. You know, you know them way there, brother. One gust of wind, you know, someone slams the door, blood, the thing's gone. Fam,

What, what is off-putting if I could say about the the boldness? It's not off-putting. It just gives it gives daddy. Like...

Yeah, you're grown.

Gives daddy, bro. What? Broki, what? What?

Own and I love that.

Yeah.

But maybe because I would prefer if you had hair, like just like a low cut, even. That's just me.

She's mad immature, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? It gives daddy, you know, brother, you're 27. Do you know what I'm saying? But you're mentally so [ __ ] young in your head, bro. You're 27 years old, bro. Like, you're nearly 30 years old. You're talking like a teenager, bro. Like, nah, bro. She's, she's got problems, you know. She's actually got problems, bro. These things are even worse, bro. You know what's wicked? Yeah. You see women in general. Yeah. Until they get to the point where people don't find them attractive, they don't grow up, you know? They don't mature. Like, a lot of men seem to think, yeah, there's this, this misconception that women are more mature than men. That is an absolute lie, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, you see, especially good-looking women, yeah, that have life easy, brother. They don't mature. They are, they are [ __ ] jarring, bro. Like, they don't live in the real world, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? And she's not even that buff, but she must get a decent amount of attention, bro. Do you know what I mean? Cuz she's not fat, do you know what I mean? She's petite and that. And you know what I'm saying? She looks like she invests in her wig. You know what the man? She takes her wig game is very serious, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? She collecting wigs like Jordans and that. So, the wig's done. The eyelashes are done. You can imagine that man are trying to draw her in it. So, obviously...

She's still in the game, innit.

It's your preference.

That's just my preference. Yeah. But you look good and I love that you are educating yourself in nature and stuff like that. So, yeah.

Look at her, brother. She think she got all the time in the world. Watch when 33 slaps her, blood, and then she's like the thing down on the end, cuz that's what's going to happen. You know, these things never grow up, blood, until they have to, blood. Do you know what I mean? And then they're on the back foot running man down, bro. And the eggs are just scrambled, fam. Do you know what I mean? Sal Manila, bro.

What do you do for work? Sorry.

So, I'm a civil engineer, so I work in construction.

Okay.

Uh, but I also, I'm also into the wine industry. That's my wine. The guy's got bread.

Your passion and your job. So, yeah, that was it. She had...

Thank you. Is Dana here your normal type? You were to see her out. Would you approach?

Yeah, she would be someone I would approach. Yes.

He's got money as well. She's so dumb. She's 27 and I know she ain't got bread, you know. You know, these girls always do it, you know. They're 27 and that. And they'll be out here in the 8b dress, you know, trying to rinse you at the bar. You know, this is what these things do, you know. Oh my days, bro. Hey, my head's hot, you know. Blood. I swear down, man. Listen, on the behalf of Mata, bro, like we're triggered out here, bro. This is some [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? This is some real life [ __ ] You know, I've...

Got nothing negative to say.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you. Let's come on over here. Okay. So, you still have three balloons just here. So, what I want to do is, um, ask you, you can go ahead and ask the ladies a question.

All right. Okay. So, one question is, um, if any of your siblings, if you do have siblings or any of your family members was to describe you, how would they describe you in the most honest way, the way you think they would describe you?

Broke, you know them on there like, you know, they're borrowing money and that, come tell the truth, it. You know what I mean? There's a few red letters in that lineup, blood. I swear down.

Okay. Do you want to add one more? And, uh, do any of you have kids?

Okay, we can start off there. Your name and age?

Hi, I'm K. I'm 29.

And if you can go ahead and answer his questions.

Yeah. So, I have a brother and he would describe me as being adventurous, um, because I travel the world solo.

And his second question is, if you have any children?

No, I don't have any children.

What?

Thank you. Your name and age?

Hi, I'm Bi. I'm 30. I don't have any children. Um, and I think my younger sister would describe me as funny. Um...

Nope. Nope. Yeah, bro. If a girl says you're funny, it don't count. I'll be honest. Like, only man them can be, you get me, dishing out those kind of, that kind of praise. I'll be real, blood. Cuz there be girls that think they're funny. They're not funny. More times. Yeah. What gal find funny is just rudeness. You know them on. You ever notice a G's bear [ __ ] Yeah. People say, "Oh, no. She's so funny." And more times she's not even funny. She just rude cuz you know them ones. Like, it's mad. Shady as [ __ ] bro. That's what gal find humor, you know, when they're just [ __ ] and now it's dead.

Um, sometimes impulsive. Um, but fun, adventurous. I also like to travel and intelligent, I'd like to say. Yeah.

Brother, we asked. Yeah. What your sister would say. You're saying what you would like. We don't care what you like. What would your sister say, bro? Do you know what I'm saying? You're mad full of it, blood. This girl is full of it. Oh, I'm intelligent. I'm all these. Brother, you are cooked, bro. You are a walking red flag, blood. Literally. Literally a walking red flag, bro. She's warning you, blood. Stay the [ __ ] away from this thing right here.

Thank you.

Sorry, I want to say impulsive. What do you mean?

Just like if it's, if I want to do something, then I will do it. So, this for example, it's like, I'm going to give it a go.

Yeah.

No, no, no. Impulsive. If I want to do something, I will do it. Yeah. Can't be trusted, bro. You know them way there, bro. You cannot have a gal, blood. You're meant to be the leader. And this girl is just impulsive, just doing whatever she feels like. And that, bro, she thought she cooked it, but she cooked herself, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? I'll be real.

You good?

Yep.

Okay. Uh, your name and age?

Ser. 29. If my, I've got a few siblings. If they could describe me, they'd probably say like my brother would say I'm like really motivational and they'd probably say I talk a lot to be...

Motivational. What? Motivational what? Huh? For who? For what? For why? Motivational, blood. Yo, come on, man. Like, come on, bro.

Honest. And I do not have any children. Yeah, but I think I'm gonna pop though. Emotional damage.

What?

Sorry. And why? Why? So...

Now all these hoes popping, blood. Oh my days, bro. Gal so dumb, bro. Listen, this is why I do this content for you guys, bro, to show you, yeah, big man thing in the nicest possible way, yeah, because I don't want to discourage you, man. Yeah, but the truth is, yeah, man them, if you're in this age bracket, yeah, this 25 to 35 age bracket, and you ain't got your gal already, I can't lie, bro, like one, stay the [ __ ] away from this age group. Yeah, stay the [ __ ] away from. And two, yeah, you might just be [ __ ] Big man thing. I'll be real, like in the nicest way possible, because look at the state of these things. Yeah. And look at the, look at the lack of logic. Yeah. Coming from these fully grown women, blood. Fully grown. You know, do you know what I'm saying? Like, these things are old enough to be the parents of some of the man them in the live chat. Yeah. And this is how they're moving, bro. And they clapped as well, bro. Like, bro, Lord of mercy. Do you get me? It's a madness. I can't lie. It's an absolute madness. You know, at least the younger things now that are coming through, the under 25s. Yeah. They might have a chance. You know why? Because a lot of these young girls are starting to realize, yeah, that the game is rigged, bro. And the whole feminism thing was a [ __ ] con, blood. You know what I'm saying? And bro, a lot of these girls don't really want to work no more. They want the soft life, bro. They're looking for a man to take care of them. And they will shut the [ __ ] up, bro. They will shut the [ __ ] up for for a calm life. You know, these young things, bro, I'll be real. They'll shut the [ __ ] up for a good life, bro. They're starting to realize that this working thing's kind of long. I'll be real. But these things here, I can't lie, mad for them. So, I popped, uh, I popped because I just think overall, it's just not really my, just not really my cup of tea. You're very handsome, well put together. So, thank you for, you know, dressing up.

So, what's your cup of tea then? This guy speaks multiple languages, has a good job, he's tall, he's got money, you like the way he dresses. What's the problem? Please, please, please expand because the man them need answers in it. We need answers.

But I just think outside of this environment, it's not really, you're not really somebody that I'd probably go for, really. Like...

Outside of this environment. Brother, why did you come here? Yeah. To meet somebody that you would go for outside of this environment? Cuz then you could have just met a man outside of this environment. It's a date, fam. And you're not buff, bro. Like, we have to keep it all the way 100. Or bro, you're, you're probably the deadest thing there. Like, facially, you're probably the deadest thing there. Like, what are we doing here? Do you know what I'm saying? And you're not in shape either. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's mad, bro. Like, bro, like my, my head's on the moon right now. Do you know what I'm saying, bro? Like, my head's on the moon, bro. No signal, fam.

Probably have to know you before. Like, we'd probably have to be like friends or...

Brother, cut the crap, man. I don't, I don't hear no explanations, bro. Get out of here, man. Get out of here, bro. Like, brother, what the [ __ ] do I look like? Yeah. Speaking multiple languages, having money, being tall, and then, bro, I'm getting let down gently from this thing here, bro. From colo to brother. Nah, cuz mom's life, I'm not having it. You know, I might crash out if this is me, bro.

Anything first. Do you know what I mean? But yeah, that's why I popped.

Okay.

Is she your normal type?

I would need to get to know her more first.

It's, it's difficult to answer the question just...

Okay. Just based off of first physical attraction.

Yeah. Yeah. D E D. Dead. Dead.

Let's go on over here. Why did you pop your balloon?

Um, I think you're really handsome and you've carried yourself really well. Really articulate as well. Um, I think it's just more...

I don't know. I'm not sure. Something is missing. I can't put my finger on it, but, yeah.

Okay.

That's it.

Now, is she your normal type?

What would you say is missing? Like, you'll be able to tell, like, more or less.

I actually, I, I actually don't have an answer. Like, I, I, your packaged really nicely. Um...

Just, I'm not...

The game is broken. EA Sports.

I'm tired, you know. I'm actually tired. I'm actually tired.

Um, I, I, I can't put my finger on it. This is something...

You're just not attracted to, man. That's okay. You want a [ __ ] boy. You know what I mean? All these girls, yeah. All these girls pretend that they want a man that's got his [ __ ] together, but they don't, bro. They want toxicity, bro. I'll be honest. This is the reality, bro. Like, you know the thing is with women. Yeah. They reward all the behavior that they claim to not like, bro. This is why you don't listen to what women say. Yeah. You watch how they behave, bro. Because I bet you this guy is better qualified. Yeah. And has his life together better than any man that any of these women have ever been with, bro. But then they'll turn around and say he's not their type, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? And I know all these girls have bought weed for someone. You know them way there, fam. Because these, like these losers, fam. This is the reality, bro. You know what I'm saying? They're borrowing man £10 to pick up a draw on them things, bro. Like, could you just see it right now? You get me?

Like an initial connection?

Yeah. More of like the spark. I know when people talk about the spark, it sounds ridiculous, but I think it's just that kind of...

Would we gel well? I don't know. I don't...

You're not going to know. Yeah. When you first meet someone, if you're going to gel well with anyone, that is [ __ ] dumb, bro. Doesn't make sense, bro. Doesn't make sense, bro. Do you know what I mean? Until you actually sit down, have a proper conversation, and have an actual date, you're not going to know if you're going to gel with someone. Like a first meeting, asking one or two questions is not enough to decide whether this is your person or not. So, the truth is, yeah, a show like this, it only comes down to physical attraction only. Because if these guys are not physically attracted to you, it doesn't go past this. So, cut all the crap, bro. Like, we're not here for it, bro. When these girls are popping balloons, yeah, it's because they're not physically attracted to man. That's it. That's it, bro. And man them, this is why I say to you, stay in the [ __ ] gym, bro. Because unless you're going to have obscene amounts of money, yeah, and loads of social proof, yeah, and status, yeah, you can't draw things, bro, if you're out of shape, bro. Cuz ultimately, these girls are [ __ ] shallow, blood. They're going to judge you on your appearance, bro. That's it. They are. You know what I mean? And your looks are only going to get you in the door. That's it. And then they're going to have a million other demands for you because they're [ __ ] This is the reality. The only time you don't need looks to get in the door is if you've got mad social proof, yeah, and you got a big following or something, man. You got loads of money. That's it, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, but these things are [ __ ] stupid, bro. And unfortunately, it's not just the things on the show. It's 99.9% of all of these gal, blood. That's why you have to sift through the [ __ ] bro. It's treacherous out here, bro. Like, real talk, when you're dealing with gal, yeah, you have to deal with them. Yeah. Like you're dealing with [ __ ] youths, blood. Like, don't expect them to make sense. Don't expect them to make sense. Don't expect them to know what they want. Don't expect nothing. You have to treat them like they're [ __ ] kids, bro. Like they don't know nothing. This is the reality. People didn't say, "Oh, it's misogynist, bro. Call it wherever the [ __ ] it, bro. Call it what it is. It's facts. You ever ask a girl what she wants to eat, blood? It's like talking to a [ __ ] child. Blood, what do you want to eat? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, what do you feel like eating, brother? I don't feel like eating anything, bro. Like, how about we starve? How about that? And then as soon as you you say, "All right, cool. We're getting this." Oh, you know what? I don't feel like this. So, you know what you don't feel like, but you don't know what you feel like. Yeah. You're a [ __ ] Do you know what I'm saying? That you're a [ __ ] This is it. Like the only way to keep your mind when dealing with women is pretend that you're dealing with a child that doesn't know no better. That's it. And that way you will keep your patience with gal. Because if you don't, if you treat them like adults, hey, do you know what I mean? You might go jail, blood. I'll be real. You might go jail, bread.

I'm not getting that impression. You can't tell. I know. I can't tell. I know. I know. But...

I'm only... Yeah. Literally to follow the rules, answer the questions.

No, we all are. We all are.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. Is she your normal type that you would go for?

Yeah, she would be someone I would go for. Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you.

And just over here as well, you had your balloon. You answered the question. What made you pop?

Well, I really liked how you said you're big on peace because for myself, I've been trying to master peace this whole year, but I'm quite adventurous and I just thought, could I have you as a travel companion? Um, and for me, I just don't see you as being a perfect, you know, travel companion for me. Um, you seem...

Who the [ __ ] said, "I want to come traveling with you." Like, I'm your accessory. Travel companion. Huh? Brother,

Do me a favor, please. Get out of here.

You don't choose what I do or where I go, blood. First of all, do I even want to [ __ ] travel with you, blood? Travel. You see what I'm... These hoes are looking for wives. You know these hoes are looking for wives. Travel companion. Who told you I was going anywhere with you? Like, broki, do you know? Nah, it's crazy, bro. It is crazy, bro. I can't even lie. Timone's moving mad, you know.

Bit too chilled and I like getting out there and, you know, having fun and doing adventurous things. Um, yeah.

I can be adventurous sometimes. Yeah.

Okay. Just given me that he can do.

I can be out there. I can be out there.

What kind of things do you like?

Exactly. You don't know him now. It's too late, bro. Bun all these hoes anyway.

YOU'RE BROKE. YOU'RE [ __ ] POOR.

Bun all of them. You know them way there, bro. You know what I'm saying? See me and my guy Mateta, bro. Man got money, bro. Man don't need to listen to these hoes. I be real. Like, bun it. You know them ones. There's no more balloons, bro. Go home. You know them. Take your football and go home. Bun these girls, man. Man don't care, innit. Like fire, bun up, all these things, bro. What, what are you staying here explaining yourself for, man? [ __ ] this, bro. I'm mad, you know. I'm mad, bro. Let's leave, man. Let's go, fam.

Yeah.

So, I like traveling as well. I love traveling, uh, to hot places because I love the sun, but...

For example, like when I travel, I always like to be out there. I, I don't want to be like inside or do in indoor activities.

Your man wants to explore and that man is outside and that. I hear it. Bab, don't explain yourself to this thing though. You get me? The forehead's mad.

Like to do something outside, whether it's going to the beach or hiking or, but literally always going out there or exploring the city, exploring the town of the place that I've traveled to, essentially. But I can be quite active because, as I said, I'm big to help. So, I keep myself fit. I go to the gym. So, I like to be active, to be honest.

Yeah, he plays basketball and that. You already said that. But these hoes weren't listening to you, bro. Girls don't listen, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's all about their feelings. They don't hear, bro. Like, they don't hear. Don't have sense, bro. They just feel, blood. You speak, they feel, blood. That's it. There's no hearing. There's no comprehension. There's not. These gal are stupid, bro. And these are fully grown. Fully grown things as well. Like mid-30s, still dumb, man. Them. They don't grow out of this. This is what I keep telling, man. Yeah. They do not grow out of this. So, when they talk about maturity, maturity is a myth, blood. These guys stay the same all the way through life, blood. They don't [ __ ] It doesn't get better than this. So, you have to treat them like they're special, bro. But not in that way. I'm not talking about buying flowers. I'm like talking like treat them like like they lick windows and that. That's That's how you need to treat these things, bro. This is the only way you keep sanity.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

Then again, on this show, because you only see me for a few minutes, and I'm just... It's hard to explain understand someone's personality. Shots at first glance like that. But, yeah, it's understandable anyway. Yeah.

Does he come across more interesting now that he's mentioned that?

Um, as you say, it's not enough to see that. And I can only go off what I can see at the moment.

Well, then don't go off what you can see. Use your [ __ ] sense, bro. This is where men are logical. You're not going to see a lot with one or two questions. So, you go on your intuition. Yeah. That women claim to have, which is absolute [ __ ] Yeah. Or just use, just use deductive problem solving and say, "Yo, he's got this, he's got this, he's got this, he's got this." Cool. There might be some more to this. If there's not, cool. I gave it a go, innit. But all these [ __ ] broke gal, yeah, are going to look at a brother that's got money, that's got his [ __ ] together, that's in physical good shape, he's tall, he's got all of these things. Yeah. And they're going to pass on that because they think they can get something better. And look at the state of them. You ain't getting nothing better than this, bro. Like, brother, someone needs to hold a mirror to these gal, you know, man need to hold a mirror and get the birth certificates out, you know. I swear down. Get the birth certificates out, bro. Because this is what is because a lot of these lot think they got more time than they have, you know? Get the [ __ ] paperwork out. Do you know what I'm saying? And you know, you are quite chilled for my liking. I think if you...

You know, I don't know. I don't want to compare, but that's it. Yeah.

Okay. Is she your normal type?

Yeah, she will be someone that I'll go for. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. You're also attractive.

Thank you.

Thank you. Let's move on back here. Unfortunately for you...

Them shoes are bonkers as well. Hey, bonkers. Can't lie, man. I don't like those. I don't like them pointy shoes, you know. I can't lie. [ __ ] shoes are a bro. Like, brother, [ __ ] shoes are a a deal breaker for me, you know. My [ __ ] shoes. Like, shoes finish the outfit, you know. Man can't have [ __ ] shoes, blood. I'll be real.

All the balloons have been popped. Thank you for coming on the show today. If I can take your mic, and then ladies, can we give him a round of applause?

Yeah. Thank you, ladies.

Thank you. Okay. And next single guy, come on out.

Hello.

Can we start with your name?

Yeah. Uh, my name is Joshua.

Joshua.

He's got hair, but he's short, innit. He's got hair, but he's short. Bro, this is going to be interesting now because he's short, but he's got cane in it. And he's got a he's got a solid hairline. So, let's see. Let's see if the height's an issue now, innit, cuz he's light-skinned and he's got, he's got a hairline. So, let's see, bro.

But how old are you?

I'm 30 years old.

And what do you do for work?

I'm a lawyer.

Oh, nice.

And, um, what...

No pops. You see that? I'm a lawyer. All of a sudden.

It don't matter. Short kings, you know, gang business.

>> What do you like to do in your spare time?

>> In my spare time, um I like to see my friends and family. Um I spend a lot of time with my little sister, me and her, like she's like my best friend. She calls me like every day. Um I'm really close with my obviously my my friends as well. Um, and then apart from that, I like to uh, you know, I train a lot. I play American football as well. So, I'm in the I'm in the gym a lot. And then apart from that, you know, I like to try new restaurants. And then I also I used I said American football, blood, what is he the football or something, bro? Like, what position does he play, blood? Man's like 5 foot, blood. You know what I'm saying? Man said no receiver and that, you know, then we man just on the touch line.

>> Worked as a chef back in the day. So, I'm always trying like new recipes and stuff on the weekends and stuff. And then, you know, Yeah. That's that's that's

>> Okay. Very interesting. Um, what are some of the qualities you look for when you're dating a woman?

>> Um, I think the main one is someone that like can, you know, that's takes care of themsel. That's a big one cuz I also take care of myself. So, that would be good if my if my woman did that as well.

>> Uh, someone that can let the man lead as well because I feel like that's really important. A new one in the masculine and feminine dynamic. And then also someone who's family orientated as well. Yeah.

>> Very nice. So what are some of the deal breakers that you just cannot compromise on?

>> Uh deal breakers for me cigarettes. Smoking cigarettes. I don't I can't do that.

>> Amen.

>> Um I think someone with children as well. I think that's probably

>> Yeah. Sorry man. Something I probably wouldn't

>> Is there a number on there or just

>> cuz I would like my own children I think and I have a an a vision of how to raise

>> Big man thing brother. This guy, he's cooking right now, you know. He's cooking right now. He's in his early 30s. He shouldn't be dating an old girl with kids, bro. Especially if he hasn't got his own. He's spot on. I was talking about male and female dynamic. He's laying the groundwork early. This is what you do with these girls. You let them know up front. Yeah. There's roles to be played in this situation.

>> Um, so for me, I think

>> So, you're obviously the masculine thing. Yeah. Look at Bro, look at the quadriceps on this thing, bro. You know what I'm saying? CR77 popped. You know them ones there, bro. I swear down she's going to go in the back and do some leg extensions. Fam,

>> that's something I wouldn't really, you know, I mean, I'm not I've not tried it before, but just from how I am, I think. Yeah. Um, and then also I think someone

>> uh Sorry, repeat the question again. Sorry.

>> Qualities. Um, deal breakers. Deal breakers that it's just a no no.

>> Yeah. Yeah. So said cigarettes, children, and then someone I think someone who doesn't have a relationship with God or doesn't have any faith at all. I think. Yeah, that's probably that's my main ones. Yeah.

>> Hey, bro. I can't lie, bro. You know what I mean? I was skeptical when when I saw the cane more. You know what I'm saying? But, bro, can't lie. He's solid, bro. Solid, brother.

>> Okay. All right. Lovely. Let's go over to the women that have popped their balloon so we can get their reasons why. Can I have your name and age?

>> Yeah.

>> Hi, I'm Phoei. I'm 30 years old.

>> Thank you. And, uh, why did you pop your balloon?

>> Um, you are very handsome, by the way. Loved everything that you said. Love that you have a good relationship with your sister. You just knew that he was out of your league. I hear it, fam.

>> I'm just a taller girly. So heard that's literally it. That's literally it. But otherwise, yeah,

>> Brother, without your heels on, you're not taller than him, though.

>> Do you know what I'm saying?

>> Think you're lovely guy.

>> This thing on the end was zooming in on man, you know.

>> Now, is Phoebe your usual type?

>> Yeah, she's she's beautiful. I love the dress. Red's my favorite color as well, so yeah, 100%. Yeah.

>> Thank you. Let's um go on down here. Your name and age.

>> Hi, my name is Janice and I'm 28.

>> And why did you pop your

>> You got a blood

>> balloon.

>> Because I do have a son. I've got a little boy. So that that is, you know, a deal breaker for him. Um he's my world. So I can't

>> How this [ __ ] pop, you know. Hey, auntie needs to relax, you know. I swear down. She's winding me up. She's winding me up, bro. I swear down. Auntie, bro, the second one down. She's got always got this dumb facial expression on her face, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like she just like she's tasted something mad. You know them ones.

>> Really?

>> Change that.

>> She's jarring, man.

>> Yeah.

>> Is Janice your normal?

>> Yeah. Again, she's beautiful. I love the the red the red shoes and the red accent. So, obviously that's my favorite color as well. So,

>> I can't lie. Yeah. From the waist up. Yeah. Janice's outfit's calm, but the shoes are dead.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you. Yeah, those are.

>> And just over here, your name and age?

>> Adelaide. 34.

>> And your reasons?

>> Adelaide. He's what? 32. Oh, so she's older than him. Probably. Why?

>> Pop your balloon. He said he's dear boy's children and have a child. So

>> Oh, she got child. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Fair play.

>> Is she your normal type?

>> Yeah, she's she's beautiful.

>> I like her still. I'm not going to lie. I think she's she's cool, bro. I can't lie. Out of all of the women, she seems like the coolest one, bro. Yeah, me.

>> I like um how you you presented yourself. Your hair color as well. Everyone's got a little bit of red on. I feel like it's everyone knew that red's my favorite color. What's going on?

>> Yeah, the balloons are red as well, blood. I think you've lost me there, bro. You know what I mean? Man's doing the light skin thing now where he's just trying to make everyone feel safe. You know them, man. [ __ ] that. You know what I mean? Get back on business, bro. Like, you started proper. You know them ones. Don't be a melt now, blood. You know what I'm saying? Cuz you came through and I was rating it, bro. Like, don't don't let me down, fam.

>> Okay. Thank you. All right, let's come on down here. We had another pop. Your name and age and reasons for popping.

>> Hi, my name is Zoe. Um, I'm 34. Nice to meet you. I think you look good, but it's just preference for me in terms of like the hair being platted and the earrings and the nose rings. Just not really my my kind of thing.

>> I normally have my hair out curly, so you know, I can change out very easily. So,

>> Okay. But just Yeah, the nose ring and the piercings. Is that something you would ever

>> The earrings are calm, bro. Even though like I don't really see men wearing earrings and that like in 2026, but I'm sure they still do it. You know them ones. Like I got my I got my ears pissed, but I haven't worn earrings since I was in college. You know them ones there. Like I just I don't know. Feel like I'm too old for that [ __ ] You know what I mean? So I I don't know about the earrings. But bro, fair enough, bro. Do you know what I mean? If he's got his nose pissed, I can't lie. Yeah. It's a bit zesty. Yeah. But like each to their own in it. You know what I'm saying? Them lightkinn brothers be doing them kind of things bro

>> Why are you gay?

>> So like it is what it is but fam like respectfully yeah like beggars can't be choosers in it like beggars can't be choosers she is not the one broan blood that's her nickname blood belly you know

>> Take off

>> Um, I mean for work I have to take them out anyway so on a day-to-day basis I normally will have them out so during the week when I'm in like in court and stuff like that so so yeah

>> But that's it though like man used to take off all my jewelry for football and then it got to the point where I was Like why am I even wearing it? Cuz man's just like I'm training every day. Why am I even bothering? Like too much effort. Yeah. To be putting jewelry on and taking it off, bro. That's why I don't didn't even really wear watches or nothing. This is long, bro. Like the longer it takes me to get ready, the more likely I'm not going to the to the motive, blood. Like I'm going to get up and go flex blood. So man can't have a [ __ ] Like can't find my earrings. Where are my earrings? Like where did I put my watch? Am I a gal? Blood. Like man ain't got time for that. Thank you. Is now um Zoe here. If you were to see her, how would you approach?

>> Yeah, of course she's beautiful. Stop lying, bro. All these hoes are not beautiful, bro. Tell the truth, man. See, this is where you're losing me, bro.

>> I like um how you've done your your toes as well. And you obviously well presented.

>> Lovely. I like that. Yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> Yeah,

>> Thank you. All right, let's come on down over here.

>> The default black girl white toenails, bro. You know them ones. They're like, bro, that's nothing special. That's literally every black thing with white toes. That's the minimum I expect. You know them way there. That's the minimum from all of them. You know them ones. That is the default. The black NPC has got [ __ ] white toes, man. You know them. This is what we expect. You get it? So, like I can't lie, you don't get points for that, bro.

>> Okay. So, at the moment, you have five balloons um unpopped for you. So, I'm going to give you a pick and I want you to go ahead and pop one balloon.

>> One. Okay, good. I can do one.

>> You can do one. Okay. Go ahead and pop one. Bro, I can't lie. She's annoying. She's the only one.

>> No, no, they're not. There's only one thing that's cold and it's the first one. Her voice is annoying. Do you know what I mean? But she's the only one that facially she's she's Bro, she's all right. You get me? The rest of them can leave, bro. Ski pop all the balloons and take her and leave. That's what I would do. I say [ __ ] the game. I know which one I want in it. So, it's either I'm leaving with her. I'm leaving on my own, fam. You get me?

>> Uh, the fat thing at the end, bro. Come on, brother. You go gym, bro. You can't take this big thing.

>> Yeah. Get rid of the fat thing. Come on, bros. Ski. Well done, man. Do you know what I'm saying? Well done, my brother. See, you didn't bottle it, bro. That was the test, you know. Look at him looking at her saying, "I'm sorry, brother. I'm not sorry, bro." You know what I mean? And you was not sorry when you opened the fridge at 2:00 a.m. this morning. You was not sorry. So, I am not sorry. You know them way there. Don't apologize.

>> Okay. You can just stay.

>> He said sorry, bro. We see you, bro. Don't apologize, bro.

>> Right on over here. Your name and your age. Um, I'm Sarah. I'm 29. I work in property management and I'm a singer as well.

>> Thank you, Sarah. So, why did you have your balloon unpopped?

>> He's cute. Um, yeah, I really like that you're a lawyer. No worries. Um, I love your hair. I love your outfit. Um, you came with a really good energy and you just seem very wholesome and I really like that. Yeah.

>> Feel bad now.

>> Well, don't feel bad. See, he's doing the light skin thing, bro. Allow it. You know, when she sitting, bro, listen. The whole time. Yeah. When you was talking, Yeah. she was thinking about rice blood. She weren't even listening to you.

>> I'm going to ask why did you pop her balloon? Um, I think it's it's just difficult. I just think from from preference of normally what I what I go for, it's probably there's obviously just other girls I'm a bit more attracted to in the lineup. That's really it.

>> Hey, bro. This is a proper lawyer answer. You know, PR, bro. Brother, there's other things I'm more attracted to, bro. She looks like she's towing a caravan, bro.

>> I don't know anything about them. We haven't spoken yet, so it's difficult. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Thank you. All right, let's come on down over here. Okay. So, what I want you to do now is go ahead and ask the ladies a question.

>> [ __ ] the questions. We're men. We're all men in here. Yeah. There's only one thing that's cold in it. It's the first thing. Broki, I'll tell the other girls, "Please put all your balloons together in a pile so I can pop all of them without having to overextend. You know them ones." And you, man, I'm taking this thing. I'm leaving, bro. Like, this is crazy. Your brother's got a good job. He's got a good hairline. Do you know what I'm saying? He's got money. He plays sports. Like, brother, these hoes are not in his league, bro. I was going to say respectfully, but I don't care at this point because these Gall have upset me now in it. So, there's no respect. They're not in his league, bro. Take the one you want and leave, bro. Because that's what real bad men do. Say, I want that one. I want that one and leave, bro. That big man thing. Bun this. Bun it up.

>> Yeah. When you're ready.

>> Um, so this one's going to take a bit of thinking, I think, or it might not depending. What's something you learned from your previous relationship?

>> Okay. Do you want to add one?

>> It was all the man's fault. You know the That's what these hoes learn in every relationship.

>> One more or one more.

>> Can I get two?

>> Yeah. Yeah, you can ask two.

>> Who's someone you look up to um when things are difficult?

>> Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> Your name and age.

>> You better say my man. You know them while you're there because brah.

>> So, my name is Lena and I'm 33. And Lena, if you can just go ahead and answer his questions. No, no, they both like each other, blood. Like, just bro, grab Lena and dip, bro. I'll be honest.

>> Um, something I've learned from my previous relationship is that boundaries are necessary

>> from the get- go. So, not to tolerate things that um are not align with my values

>> just for the sake of butterflies.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> So, yeah, that's one thing I've definitely done.

>> Who do I look up to?

>> Who the [ __ ] is that accent from, bro? Do you know what I'm saying? She what she said is very very spot on. A lot of these galia they let their feelings get in the way and they get viled and mand them do it as well. Do you know what I'm saying? That's why you need to stand on business 24/7, man. Because you can't allow a big batty to twang you, fam. You know what I'm saying?

>> That's a hard one. I think I look up to different people at different time.

>> Okay. When

>> Why does she sound like [ __ ] Eastern European or something? The accent's mad, bro. Name's Lena as well. that like brother does she sound [ __ ] like she just sounds like Eastern European or something bro sounds mad fam I don't know what that is bro

>> I face whatever I'm facing and it may vary from friend family you know

>> The accent's weird bro I don't know what that is now you know what I mean certain man is saying it sounds South African certain man are saying it sounds Scandinavian brother it's brother it's mad do you You know what I'm saying? The accent's just cooked, bro. You know what I'm saying? I can imagine when she's upset, she sounds annoying. You know, imagine that crying down the phone to you. Oh my days, I'll smash my phone.

>> Really? Just varies depending on what I'm going through.

>> Okay. Ask who's who's like a main one you would say like most like most frequent

>> pressing you. I'm sorry. Um,

>> if shit's going sideways, who you phoning? Who's the first phone call? Who's the phone friend? Blood. I guess that's what he meant when he said look up to. I was thinking, what do you mean, blood?

>> Can I start by justifying why?

>> Yeah, of course. Yeah.

>> Okay. So,

>> She's chatting, bear, bro. She's on it, bro. I can't lie. Cuz girl, you see when is chat? Yeah,

>> brother.

>> This I mainly go with people's struggles. um life story and what they've been through before getting to where they are.

>> Yeah.

>> Um and I think one story that touched me

>> quite a bit was um Auntie Joshua story how it began and all the way where it is today. So he's quite inspirational. Yeah.

>> And I think when I feel weak sometime or I I feel you know certain way I'm like you know what if he was able to you know

>> make it there's a way I could still make it you know.

>> Yeah. I like that. I like that.

>> You know what I like about men? Yeah. He never heard a single word. He's just thinking brother tear that up.

>> That's it. We never heard none of that bro man them. Did you hear what she said? I just heard Anthony Joshua, bro. That's all I heard. You know them ones. And the rest of it Yeah. just sounded like like bro like someone drowning blood. You get me? Just like someone goggling mouthwash and that I didn't hear [ __ ] You know them ones there. You see when Galla chatting like this man them are just like bro man them like like would you be like we're just looking at each other like yo you man saying yeah you man slap you smash that. Say less but I hearing all that. I ain't got time for all that. Anthony Joshua, you know, you're thinking about another man, you know, you know what I'm saying, brother. Light-kinned brother, I can't lie. You're not safe. You know, if she's thinking about Anthony Joshua when she's stressed. Yeah, bro. It's peak for you. You know, I can't lie, bro. You're one big Nigerian away from from heartbreak. You know, like it's a mad thing, you know? You're a bit too short and a bit too lightkinned.

>> Thank you. Your name, age, and answer to these questions.

>> Hi, my name is Cat. I'm 29.

>> Nice to meet you. Um, sorry. I forgot the first question you asked. I'm so

>> It's all right, Cat. Yo, you're dead food, bro. I'll be honest. You know them ones there, bro. You can go me out over there, bro. Like, do you know what I mean? Next one, please.

>> It was um who So, who's someone you look up to on a day-to-day basis?

>> I got that one.

>> Yeah. And then it was the follow-up one was something you learned from a previous relationship.

>> Relationship. Yeah. So for me, um, my past relationship taught me that I had to, um, address some of my past traumas to be able to be in a relationship.

>> Um, so that allowed me to, um, go.

>> So basically, you went into another relationship before you were ready. So

>> the reason why it didn't work was your fault, but you're not going to admit that.

>> Therapy to help become, you know, the best version of myself. Um, and I don't think I would have come to that point without having that experience. So for me that experience was a blessing in disguise for me. So

>> yeah, so she went and [ __ ] up the relationship and brought be fuckeries in. But when the other brother came true and he said, "Yo, do you know what I'm saying? Make sure that you've dealt with all your traumas and that these hoes were popping balloons though."

>> And then who you look up to?

>> Um I look up to my mom. So she's taught me strength. Um she's incredible. or she raised two children on her own and we've both had like really successful outcomes.

>> Nah, bro. Run, brother, run. Man said she raised both of us on her own and that. So, a single woman raised two single women. Nah, we're good. You know, you get me? We're good still.

>> Emotional. Damn it.

>> We're all right, bro. I'll be real. We're okay. All right. We don't play that. Do you know what I'm saying?

>> So, she means a lot to me. Get emotional.

>> Oh, that's nice.

>> Big up your big up your single mom for raising another single girl. You know them. It's probably going to be another single mom. You know them way there, bro. Passing it down and all them things there. That's crazy.

>> I I go through I do therapy on a weekly basis as well. So, I think it's important that especially as men that we knew this guy was gay, blood. I gave Bro, I gave you a chance.

>> Why are you gay? I gave you a chance, bro. But I knew it, bro. You know, man, them like, brother, that you never judge a book by it cover. You know them ones. But sometimes the cover Yeah. just has a rainbow and fur on it. You know them ones. Like sometimes, do you know what I mean? I'll be real. Like this is just what it is, bro. Like man thought, you know what? Like what in the Craig David is it? But I said, you know what? I'm going to give this guy Yeah. the benefit of the doubt because he came through talking about gender roles and all these other things and I thought you know what he might be unplugged from the matrix and now this guy's talking about as men will I have to do my counseling and that brother this guy's bro he conned me bro you know them on and I already had my reservations about him but I said, you know what? I'm going to let him land bro, you know what I mean? He landed in the biggest pile of [ __ ] bro. It's crazy bro. What are you talking about rude boy?

>> We we speak to someone especially as black men as well so

>> Yeah. Bro, leave us out of it, bro. Don't be bringing us into your [ __ ] Craig. You know them way there. Don't be bringing us into your [ __ ] Craig. Do you know what I'm saying? Because listen, especially as black men, listen. All men Yeah. are supposed to struggle, bro. Life is meant to be hard for us, bro. It's meant to be hard for us, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? The struggle, the adversity that builds the character, bro. We're all meant to struggle. Black men, white men, Asian men, we're all meant to struggle, blood. Do you know what I'm saying? So, it is what it is in it. Like man ain't trying to hear none of that. Man can't be talking about oh the masculine [ __ ] then say no I just need someone to talk to bra that sounds a bit feminine to me bro. You need to relax. Do you know what I'm saying? Go play FIFA with the man them fam.

>> Okay babe.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> It's just touchy is I like talking about my mom. So

>> I can brother. But if I talk about your mom it's beef though is it like bro man I want to hear about your mom.

>> See that shows how special she is to you.

>> Yeah. Can we start with your name, age, and answers to his question?

>> Hi, my name is Dana. I'm 27. Lovely to you, Dana.

>> Um, what has my last relationship taught me to respect myself? Actually,

>> to respect myself. You know, it's all his fault. What did I tell you? What did I tell you? This thing is, bro, she's kash, you know. I swear to respect myself. Yeah, cuz it was all his fault. It always is. Hey, these things are so predictable, blood, brother, if you respected yourself. Yeah, them eyelashes and that wig. I'm just saying in it cuz them man are going to call they're going to say, "Oh, Rance hates black women cuz I don't like her wig." You know them. This is what these things do. Do you know what I'm saying? Like these men are talking like black girls don't exist without fake eyelashes and a wig. You know, I'm the bad guy. It's crazy. Can't lie, bro.

>> Because I think I allowed so much and I forgave for so much. When I mean so much I mean like disrespect and I think if I respected myself a bit more

>> you would have left earlier.

>> I wouldn't allow that. So just walking away from that relationship I just had to dig deep and

>> stay the [ __ ] away from this [ __ ] man. I can't lie, bro. Perpetual victim, bro. You know them ones. She's got multiple [ __ ] think pieces on Twitter, bro. You see this [ __ ] brother? She got paragraphs. She's the kind of girl that will post a picture on Instagram and write an essay underneath it, blood. Stay the [ __ ] away from these things, bro. I swear down. Emotional. Damn it.

>> Self love and self respect.

>> It's important.

>> Um,

>> Look at her thinking about it. She going to cry, bro. She going to cry. She still ain't got over the trauma. Look, still triggering her now.

>> Look up to my mom as well. She's very resilient and strong and

>> Oh, another single mom. Here it goes.

>> Just the things that I've seen her go through. It's inspiring to me. So, yeah, definitely my mom.

>> Okay. I like that. Yeah.

>> You guys are getting me all emotional.

>> Yeah, I know.

>> But listen, I'm emotionally [ __ ] bro. Like, this is just what it is. We've already established that, bro. I don't feel blood. I just do in it. You know them ones. This is [ __ ] This is [ __ ] blood. Your name and age?

>> Siri, 29.

>> Lovely to meet you.

>> So nice to meet you, too. So, this is a weird one because I've not thinking about I don't think I've been in like an adult proper definite relationship.

>> Oh, I can tell. Bloody, you know, I can tell.

>> But just from the past in general, uh just interacting with men and things like that, I think boundaries is important. And just having somebody that has the same values as you because if you don't have the same values then the whole boundary thing is not going to align I would say. And

>> But that's just [ __ ] common sense though. It's just [ __ ] common sense. Like if you chose a friend, you would choose someone that you have common ground. Yeah. And common morals with. This is why men when we meet girls Yeah. and we don't like their friends. It's an issue because you can't be the only one of a friendship group that's not a whole blood. If three of your friends are hoes and you're the fourth one, you're a whole blood. You can't tell me, oh, like you got all them the three girls you go on holiday with are all single blood and you're just out here faithful as [ __ ] Hey brother, am I a [ __ ] It's not how it works, bro. So the same way when you're picking your friends, you have to pick your man the same way, blood. If you're picking girl that you ain't got nothing in common with, yeah, you have problems. So, you pick a man that you got [ __ ] in common with, it's [ __ ] common sense. Like, what are we talking about, bro? Like, you shouldn't even need to learn that.

>> And someone I look up to, right, that's the next one for me. Any I guess strong woman I look up to.

>> Strong women. That [ __ ] is a a twoack of ass. Any strong women. Oh my dears, bro. You know what she sounds? She sounds single blood. You know them. This This is why all these things are single, you know. I never heard no feminine woman talk about no strong woman. You know, like never in my life, you know. Never in my life have I heard a genuine feminine woman talking about I look up to strong women, bro. Like never. You know them ones. All these strong women [ __ ] raised by single women to be single women. Blood. I'm telling you, fam. Run. I can't lie, blood. If you ain't got a dad, Yeah. for me to shake hands with. Yeah. Or even a male figure in your life for me to shake hands with. Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right in it. I'm all right, bro. I'll be real. You get me? Come around to your house at Christmas, just bear your single aunties and that with their five kids. No man there, you know, just bear single girl chatting [ __ ] at the dinner table, at the Christmas table, you know, no man there to chat to, you know, just in the yard by myself, you know, talking to your little [ __ ] cousins, bro. Cousins dad ain't even there, bro. It's peak, fam. Like, that ain't the life, man. You know them. They ain't no man them there to just have a beer with and that, you know, like that. It's crazy. And this is what happens when you go to all of these family functions, you know, just bare fat single women, you know, with their kids. Yeah. Get out of here, man. Too, if you know what I mean. So, anytime I see a strong woman or like a woman just doing what needs to be done, getting it done, you know? I just I look up to women like that.

>> Doing what needs to be done. You mean like an adult? You know them ones there. Imagine if I said, "Yo, I'm a strong independent man. I cook my own food." than that. The men are going to say, "Oh, well done. Do you know them on there?" Imagine all the mand them applauding me saying what what you cook your own food. You know, hey, listen, bro. Strong independent man and that. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, what kind of [ __ ] You're an adult, bro. You're single, fam. If you're a single woman, you need to do what you need to do, bro, cuz [ __ ] needs to get done. Who else is going to [ __ ] do it? Do you know what I mean? What you want? What you want? What? You want fries for that? Like, like what are we doing here? extra fries on that.

>> That's what I would say. No one specifically

>> I like that.

>> Yeah.

>> Thank you.

>> Yeah. Look at that. She just in love with the idea of strong women, bro. Oh lord. You get me?

>> So, I mean, you let us know that you're pretty close with your family, but I want to throw the question back over to you. Um, what have you learned in your past relationship?

>> Um, I think from my especially my last relation, I've only been in one like long-term relationship. So, what I learned from

>> He's going to let me down, bro. I can tell, bro. I can see by the hand gestures and that he's going to let me down. He's going to say some real s [ __ ] bro.

>> That was I think speaking up quickly and addressing things quickly instead of allowing them to like linger cuz that can affect the relationship on a long-term basis. So, I guess that has to communication. So, that's that's the main thing I say I would learn. Yeah.

>> Okay. All right. Thank you for that.

>> So, I'm going to need you to pop more balloons.

>> So, just based off of the answers that they've just given you here, if you can go ahead and pop one balloon. Yeah, I got a bit more to go on now. So, okay. Um,

>> get rid of the little [ __ ]

>> Okay,

>> the green.

>> Why did you have your balloon unpopped?

>> The green thing is a psychopath. Blood, get rid of her.

>> So, you know, you're handsome, very well dressed. I have a background in law as well. I'm not a lawyer, but I did study law.

>> And I like how you mentioned uh you wanted like a woman who has a relationship with God, something like that. So, yeah. And you're well dressed. So, yeah. Thank you.

>> And why did you end up popping her balloon?

>> I think the one for me was um relationship like she never been

>> Yeah. She said she ain't been in a proper relationship and started talking about strong women and that it was a red flag still

>> relationship. So I feel that like the me being in a long-term relationship I I'm completely different. Like you learn so much I feel. So that's the only reason I would say. Yeah.

>> Okay. You're nodding. Did you like kind of see that coming? going to put. I literally knew he was going to put for that reason, but I just I just had to I I could have said, you know, this situationship or that No, but I was like, let's just be real.

>> Understood. Understood. Understood.

>> Thank you. All right, let's come back over here. Okay, so if you can go ahead and ask them another question.

>> Another question.

>> Pop the balloon, man.

>> So, I'm obviously 30 years old, so um I have a plan of like the next 5 years and what I want to do with my

>> See, what's wicked? Yeah, he's younger than a few of these girl and he still didn't pop. You see, age don't matter, height don't matter cuz he's light-skinned with a good hairline and he's got a good job. You see what I mean, mand them? I hope you're paying attention. I hope you got your notepads out because this is what I'm saying again. Like I said, look at the behavior. Yeah. That women reward in it. [ __ ] don't listen to what they say. Watch what they do, bro. You know what I'm saying? Because if they found him unattractive, Yeah. These 33, 34 year olds would be popping straight away. He's 30 years old, bro. Women don't tend to go for younger men. They don't tend to go for younger men. Like, especially at that age, do you know what I mean? A woman in her mid30s ain't really going to be looking at a 30year-old brother. Not really. Do you know what I'm saying? But they find him attractive and he's got money. So, they'll be overlooking it. Do you know what I'm saying? This is this is what they do, bro. Women make exceptions for men that they find attractive. Never forget that, bro. So, if a woman's making an excuse, you're just not that guy, bro.

>> Life. Um, so where do you see yourself in like the next 3 to 5 years? What's the What's the goal? What's the plan?

>> Okay, we can start over from there and then work our way down. So, what are your goals?

>> Good question. So, in 3 years, I'll be 30. So, I've actually got a long list of goals that I want to achieve before.

>> Yeah. And kids be one of them as well. Like this crazy [ __ ] bro. You know what I mean? Look at the way she's all twitching and that, bro.

>> I hit 30. So, for me, I want to be established in my business. I hope that I can be a full-time entrepreneur and work for myself. Um, hopefully in a relationship by then and then looking towards like marriage and children.

>> So, hold on. You want to be a full-time entrepreneur, but also have time for a marriage and kids, blood, if you've got if you're having a child here, how the [ __ ] do you think you're going to be a full-time entrepreneur, blood, with a child, the first thing she said was her business, you know. She didn't say a family. She didn't say nothing. All she wants is bread, bro. That's all she's thinking about is money, bro. Like, these things are a red flag. Run from her, bro. Because raising a child is, brother, especially what the first year normally women have um maternity leave. So for a whole year, you're not going to be making no money. And you're talking about entrepreneur and business, bro. So who's going to raise the youth? Because if you're with a lawyer that's bringing in bread, he's going to have to work here to make sure that there's money coming in. So when are you going to have time to do your entrepreneurial [ __ ] When are you going to have time to do all that [ __ ] bro? Like, bro, you're Hey, you're cooked, mate. But all I see Yeah. When I look at her, I just see an expense. That's all I see, blood. And a girl that's living in [ __ ] La La Land, fam.

>> Um, I would love to own my own home. Not necessarily in the UK,

>> but just somewhere.

>> Um,

>> Yeah. For what though? All this in three years. Yeah, brother. Where's that money coming from, bro? Cuz I could tell straight away you ain't got no money. I can't even remember. Yeah. I can't even remember what job she said she did, but you know what I'm saying. It's giving broke, fam.

>> You're broke. You're [ __ ] poor.

>> It's giving that, bro.

>> And then, yeah, by that 3, 5 year mark, I would hoped that I've traveled a bit more

>> to other countries cuz I like to do that. So, yeah.

>> Yeah. I just got back from Thailand, so that's on my list to go to next.

>> Going from 35° to 8°.

>> Still ill.

>> Yeah, I could imagine. But yeah,

>> thank you. And just over here, the answers to his question.

>> Yeah, so for me it's um

>> What was the question again?

>> Being at a stage where I'm building with someone, so I'm quite content in my life at the moment, I work a job that I love. Um and it allows me to travel as well and you know, um I won't say financial freedom, but I'm able to live the life that I live. I also spent time in Thailand. I spent six weeks there solo last year. Um I would I've been back since actually so I've been twice.

>> Um so for me that you know the next five years would actually be settling down um living with someone and building um family, kids um and just coming together as one. Yeah.

>> I think someone needs to blow her nose, fam. You know them way there, bro. It's jarring. Can't lie, bro. So I'm not feeling it still.

>> Thank you.

>> Awesome. And just down here, what are your plans?

>> So, in the next 3 to 5 years, actually I'm 33, so I'm

>> That ain't no South African accent, man. You look do better. I don't know what that is, but that ain't South African still. It might even be I don't know. It could even be Danish or something. Swear down. Bro, look, I'm well traveled, blood. I should know this, blood. You know the ones. But I can't lie. You see, when women talk, they all just sound the same, blood. It just sounds like someone's pouring water in your ears, blood. Like after a certain amount of Egypt, it all sound the same.

>> Quite old. But in the next 3 to 5 years, I'd say I'd probably like to be settling and raising a family, but also on the side um um creating different stream of income. So I don't have to solely rely on my um 9 to5.

>> Yeah.

>> So yeah.

>> Okay.

>> What are your plans? I'm sure the ladies want to know. Um, my plans. So,

>> I can't lie, bro. The thing's 33. She's old in it. But, you know what I'm saying? It I can't lie. If you get her pregnant by the end of the year, blood, like, you know what I mean? We Bro, we might be in business, Craig. You know them ones there. I'll be honest, bro. It's January 2026, bro. You got 12 months. You know them ones. Assuming your equipment works. Yeah, bro. You can still make this work. You know, she's 33. Like it's not the end of the world. You know them ones there. Like you can still do it, fam. I'll be real because I I can't lie, bro. Like you see the the hourglass, bro. I swear down, bro. The sand, fam.

>> Normally I start every year with like a list of stuff to accomplish. Like last year I did a lot. Like um I bought my first not my first place, but I bought a flat in London. Um

>> Man said not my first place. Hey bro, Bad said not my first place. I bought a flat in London. Hey, this guy's stunning. You know them man try just drop that out there like not my first place you know hey yo yo Craig is finessing bro like yeah yeah he's playing the game still you know them the man try to go and like he just dropped it out there that's not my first place man got yards fam you know them way there shout out Craig fam

>> and then you know was to cuz I was I was traveling a lot and then I settled in London so I was to get a job in London so this year I think the main one for me was to to more kind of settle own and look to to build with someone and you know you know eventually get married and start a family. So those are the the two main things that I'm kind of thinking about longterm.

>> Yeah. So that's his thing now. He's got the money now. He's ready to find a wife. You get me? So there's no wives here. Do you know what I mean? But there's a few chops still.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Very nice.

>> Okay. So you've heard their answers. Um, if you can go ahead and pop one balloon. Uh, okay. This is tough.

>> No, it's not, bro. Please get She didn't get rid of her. You should get rid of the [ __ ]

>> The two things are wearing the same color as well. The two girls there.

>> There are Are there some questions you want them to elaborate on?

>> He don't want to get rid of the dark skin thing because he doesn't want these [ __ ] on Twitter to write these paragraphs about him. But really, she's got a goal though, ain't it? And not because she's darkkinned. It's because she's a psychopath, bro. You know what I mean? She's a crazy [ __ ] You have to get rid of her. Do you know what I'm saying? But the truth is, yeah, she's actually prettier than the thing in the middle. But you have to get rid of the crazy [ __ ] I'll be real, bro. She's nuts. Because the problem is, yeah, if you don't get rid of the crazy [ __ ] now. Yeah. And you get rid of the middle one. If the thing on the end pops, now you're stuck with a crazy [ __ ] And now you have to explain to the crazy [ __ ] that you don't want her even though she's the only one left with a balloon. So you have to Bro, strategy, bro. I just proceed.

>> Strategy, fam.

>> Actually, no. No. Go ahead and pop.

>> Um, yes. Yes.

>> Okay. Thank you, my guy.

>> Okay. Why did you have

>> My guy? I need that Denzel, my man. You get me? I need it on the soundboard. You get me? I need it still. I rated that unpop for him. He is fine. You

>> see what I mean, bro? He's fine. You know what I mean? Colorism, you know them ones there. She don't like dark skin guys, but these [ __ ] won't write about that on Twitter. You know them way there. It's crazy. She is absolutely cooked. You know them way there.

>> You too. You too.

>> She's 27, bro. She's so young, man. You know what I mean? Like, bro, if this is 27, I I'm done. You know,

>>

At your job, you're a lawyer. Like, yeah, I haven't really, I didn't hear any red flags or see what I'm trying to say. Man's light skin. Man's got a good hairline. He's got a good job. Do you know what I mean? And he dressed all right. You know them ones. I don't like these baggy trousers that the man them be doing the MC Hammer thing. Yeah. But that's the thing now. You know them ones. Like that's what you know this is what the man them are doing right now. So the game is the game in it.

See any red flags? So that's why I kept my balloon. Yeah. Okay. I could tell that was a bit difficult for you to make that decision. Yeah. I liked all their answers. So and obviously they were beautiful.

So now she's tapped, bro. She had to go, man. Angry [ __ ] bro. Swear that she crazy. Okay. So why did you pop on her? Um, and bro, you see the way she said, "Oh, you're fine." And all that red flag, man. Bro, I don't know you, fam. You know them. I don't know you, fam. Like there's certain things that need to stay inside your head, bro. You know them girl that just be out here saying things like that, you're a hoe, blood. Do you know what I mean? Cuz the truth is, yeah, like if a girl's been raised right and she likes you, she'll let you know she likes you without letting you know she likes you. You know them ones. You're going to have to decipher some stuff. You know them ones. You see when girl out here saying, "No, you're fine." And that nah, bro, you're a whole blood. You say that to bear, man. I'll be real. You know them ones. It's not even, bro. Like, decent girl. If they like you, they'll just give you a look to let you know that, yo, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm open. I'm open to the convo, but it's not you're you're fine and that or going to send your your bridge to go chat to me. Allow it. You're loose when you're doing that. Cuz I know you wasn't the first brother you be doing that [ __ ] for. It's crazy. I can't lie. I think just because of where I am in my life, I would like my woman to be a bit more sort of stable.

Yeah, she is unstable, bro. But make sure you elaborate, you know, cuz bro, if you drove, this [ __ ] will slash your tires, you know? So, you know what I'm saying? Like, make make sure now you need to you get me. Um cuz I'm I'm quite busy. So, um I know I'm I'm obviously I'm as I'm He's scared, bro. Bro, she's crazy. Look at the way he's stuttering, bro. Bro, he's scared of her, bro. You should be scared of the [ __ ] She's crazy. This is why I said you got to get rid of her now. Do you know what I mean? Because imagine if this was right at the end and she was the only balloon left. Blood. Now you have to explain to her, bro. That's scary.

You know, um cuz I'm I'm quite busy. So, um you know, I'm I'm obviously I'm as a man, my job is to be a provider, but like I need I need them to be able to like hold it down sometimes as well. So that that was that was my main thing. Look at her face. She's like, "Bro, she getting offended now, bro. Watch her. Look at her body language. Look at Bro, look at this, bro. You see the attitude? The attitude with these things, bro. See, they can't hide it, bro. Watch this.

I need them to be able to like hold it down sometimes as well." So that that was You see that? You see that? You see that, bro? These girl blood I swear down. You see as bro mand them this is why I say if you want to find out who you're dealing with. Yeah. upset her bro say something she don't want to hear look but watch this look look at her mannerisms as soon as my man said something yeah that she didn't want to say she didn't want to hear watch this but like I need I need them to be able to like hold it down sometimes as well. So that's that was Look at that, brother. Brother, every black man seen a thing do that, bro. I swear that as soon as they do that, brother, I'm leaving, man. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are we doing here, bro? You know what I mean? Like, bro, as soon as they do that, they're about to start wagging their finger and doing all that. Get the [ __ ] out of here, man. I ain't got time for this. That was my major. Look at her face. Wigisha blood. Now she's going to say something cheeky. Now watch. Did you remember my answer? Yeah. You see that cheeky and that sarcasm and that yo wea bro she's triggered now you see what happens do you remember my answer [ __ ] sharp man.

What gave you the impression that I'm not stable then? Loads of things, you know them way there. What gave you the impression I wasn't stable, brother? Everything about you is unstable, you know way there. Bro, he's a lawyer. Do you know what I'm And so he's used to dealing with liars, bro. That's his thing. You know them way there, bro. Like man can his part of his job is analysis, bro. Like you're unstable. Not stable. Just I think the the other answers came across uh given that a bit more. Okay. Sorry to cut you off. I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself. No. Yeah. Brother, you're single. You're 27. You're on a dating show and you got bare attitude. You're not doing well, bro. To be fair, I would say I'm sable, but I'll just repeat what I said, what I said. And then, it doesn't matter. He's already popped the balloon. Why you repeating? See, man, what I said to you was, "Yeah, if a girl likes you." Yeah. Cuz she's like, "You're fine." And that, bro, now she trying to justify herself. Nah, bro. Listen, the steak is already cooked, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's well done, bro. It's not edible. You know them way there, fam. Like you, don't matter what you marinate it with now. You can put peppercorn sauce on it. You could, bro. The steak is burnt. It's done. It's tough. You know them way there. It's a hockey puck now, blood. Man can't eat that. Do you know what I'm saying? Let it go, fam. What I said was, brother, man don't care in it. The truth is, you're a psycho. Like, that's how it comes across. You come across as a psychopath. You come across a mentally unstable, bro. He's talking about your job, but the reality is you come across as an unstable individual. Unhinged, bro.

Next three years. Cuz I'm juggling a 9 to 5. I've got a business and I'm a fashion content creator. So I've got my Yeah. So you're not stable then cuz you got three jobs. How the [ __ ] is free jobs or [ __ ] is how's three job stability, bro? You know what I mean? The girl on the end. Yeah. Look at her. She's not even looking. She looking at the balloon, bro. She's not even listening to what's going on because she's like, "Bro, like this ain't my business. Hands are not a pot. By that time, I would like to focus on just one thing, which will be my business." But I understand, bro. She's not even looking. Her head's turned the other way. You know, broki, she's not fussed. I can't lie. I rate it. She I ain't listening to this [ __ ] Natural hair business. What the [ __ ] that even mean, blood? I appreciate you. Yeah. No, I can go from what they answer. Do you know what I mean? So there's not much I can. No, it makes sense. Okay. Sorry about that. Thank you, brother. Don't apologize for having boundaries or having standards. Mand them. Mand them need to stop apologizing. Don't apologize for having boundaries. Don't apologize.

All right, ladies. I want to flip it round over to you ladies. If you can ask him some questions. Are you ready? I just said bad man don't answer questions. You know them way there. What's man talking about? Don't ask me nothing. F. Are you ready? Okay, we'll go over to Kai. Go ahead and ask him some questions. What does a typical Sunday for you look like? Typical Sunday. So, for me, especially since I moved back to London, Sunday I try and reserve for like family. So, Sunday, um, I'll try to go church with my family and then we'll usually go for some food or something afterwards and then like usually just spending it with family. That's what I try to do on Sundays.

Can I ask another question? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. What's your ethnicity? I'm Eratran. Oh, okay. I thought so. Are you you as well? Are you I'm Ethiopian? Half? I could tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you have any other more questions for him? I knew I knew it, bro. You know them ones there, bro. I got a few erratan bridges. You know them ones. And them them man look like not quite lightkinn brothers. You know them ones. Not quite. You know them way there. It's like I knew it. I knew it still. No. Thank you. mad thing. You can have your questions for him as well. Um, I look like Craig David that caught the sun and when was your last relationship? How long? Last week, bro. Don't, bro. Don't, bro. Don't fumble now. You know, do not fumble now. Was it for? And if your ex were was to describe you in three words, what would they be? Um, okay. So, my last relationship ended in February last year. Um, and uh, how long was it? Was it the question? Yeah. How long was it? About two and a half, three years. Okay. Anything less than 3 years, man. Mandom shouldn't even count it as a relationship, bro. I'll be real, blood. Like, I can't lie. With relationships, at least the first year, the first year and a half. Yeah. Is it's nothing, bro. You know, it's just good times and that. I can't lie. Until the [ __ ] goes sideways, the clock don't start. I'll be honest. I think the clock starts at 2 years, bro. Anything less than 2 years as an adult is is baby food. And then what would they describe me as? That's that's depends what you're asking. Do you know what I mean? That's a difficult question. That's what I mean. Some of them love me, some of them hate me. I'll be honest. Some of these things will say, "Yo, I'm the best guy." Yeah. That they've ever been with. Yeah. And even the ones that hate me know I'm the best guy they've ever been with. But they still hate me. Still react. But they'll never admit it though. They'll never admit it though. But bro, some of these girls will say, "Oh, you're so nice. This that the other." Some girls will say, "Yo, he is a bastard." You get me, man. Never let me have my own way. Not at all, bro. And it's all true. It's all true, blood. Let these hoes get their own way, blood. You know what I mean? Give them an inch, bro. And then they want to take the house, bro. You know what I'm saying? [ __ ] that. The X. You're asking me. Okay. So, I think they would probably say that I can sometimes be like nonchalant sometimes. I hear it. Yeah. Real bad, man. Have to be nonchalant, blood. You know them. Cuz I know I can have another you in a minute, blood. Word to Beyonce, blood. You know them ones there, [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? That's man that's nonchalant all the time. You know them way there. Low socks baller, bro. Like, we don't panic with these hoes. You know them ones. cuz we know there's another one around the corner, bro. Not in a bad way, but just like I don't I don't get stressed quite easily. Like I I'm quite calm under pressure. Laid back. Um I I'm thoughtful. Definitely have to say that. And um I pay attention pay attention to to detail. Yeah. Yeah. Bab, listen. Just take her, man. You know what I'm saying? Just take her. The eye contact's there. Everything's there. Do it. You know what I mean? Man in the chat saying she might be Dutch. She might be. I mean, Dutch things are I'll be honest. I don't know about their temperament though, bro. I'll be honest. Cuz a lot of Dutch men are really flamboyant blood. Especially the black ones. You know them. They like to spend bare money and they be showy and flash and that. So, if that's what the things are into, you know them ones. These Dutch things might be finesses, bro. I'll be honest. They might just be bare materialistic, bro. Because I feel like the mand them how the men are tend to mirror how the women are in it. So if the man them are like that, it's probably in a respon in response to the women being [ __ ] gold diggers. So I can't lie, bro. Seeing what black Dutch men are like. Yeah. I just feel like the women have to be shallow blood. They have to be because if Mandm was getting no positive reinforcement, they wouldn't be like that. Do you know what I'm saying? And all them man there are like that, bro. You know what I mean? [ __ ] every man was to be Memphis and that bear jewelry, bear tattoos, all that [ __ ] bro. That's It's dead.

Why did you break up? Don't ask that question, bro. I hate that question. Why did you break up? It don't matter, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? It doesn't matter why we broke up, bro. That's crazy. That's like me saying to you, "Yeah, cool. If you're as good as you say you are, yeah, then why why did your man let you go, blood?" "Oh, I left him." "Yeah, of course you did, bro." You know what I mean? Let me ask him, bro. Ask him. He say, "You're a [ __ ] nutter." That's what he'll say. That's that's a that's a long story. Okay, fine. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I think she just said, "Okay, fine. She left it." Hey, bro. Listen. Hey, bro. There might be hope there. You know, it was just I think it was obviously Don't explain yourself, bro. I can't lie, bro. Now's not the time, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Get the digs first, bro. Like, don't fumble now, bro. But do the light-skinned thing. My first relationship, okay? And then I learned a lot from it, but then also I think we kind of grew apart, if that makes sense. Don't fumble, bro. Please, just don't, bro. Less is more, bro. You see, when you're having conversations with these girl, less is more, bro. Like, you've got this far. She still ain't pop. She's older than you. She's actually pretty as well. Yeah. She don't sound English as well, Blad. Which is good because you don't want these English things, brother. Like, stop talking, my G. Like, you're there. Like, you're there, fam. I be real. You're there in it. Cuz we were both at like, you know, different stages of life. And then when we got together, it was just before co um and then so we just kind of drifted apart, I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Nothing crazy happened. So yeah, fine. She's like, "Fuck that [ __ ] I don't care really." You know them. She just needed something to ask, bro. She wants to slide her feet under the table, bro. She heard man talk about, "Oh, not my first house." And that brother, she don't care in it. She's like, "Yeah, whatever you say, mate." Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Safe. Like, brother. This what I mean, bro. She don't give a [ __ ] bro. She just wants to get piped, bro. Like, bro, listen. Do your thing, Maj.

Are we good? The questions. Okay. All right, then. Look, she was about to say something else, bro. Hey, brother. Listen, the thing in the middle just pop the balloon in it cuz them two are on a date already, blood. You know, they she on a date without you. I be just pop the balloon, bro. Like, I can't lie, bro. Like, it's the date's already started, fam. She looks like she have another one. See that, bro? Ski. Hey, listen. Pop your balloon, man. I be real it's over more. Okay. You say you go to church on Sunday. Yeah. Are you a pra do you practice your faith fully or part time? So I um I said part time you know she's like what are you on the mad thing though? You know cuz if you're a proper good church boy. She can't get jiggy with that. She wants to go red light district and that. I hear it. I I try to when I wake up have like a Bible app. I read the the word of the day every morning. Um I pray every day. I pray for my friends and family. I think. Yeah. Especially since moving back down as I've got a lot closer to God. So, brother, I'm praying for you, Blood. Don't [ __ ] this up, bro. You know, don't [ __ ] this up. Okay, perfect. The same. Thank you. She lying. See, all of a sudden, she be reading Bible [ __ ] in the morning. You know, you see these hoes, they're shape shifters, you know, brother, just take her in it. Like, it's yours in it. If you fumble this, bro, I can't lie. I might have to rage quit. I might have to rage quit the whole show, blood, if you fumble this.

Okay. Okay. So now I'm going to need you to make another tough decision. Obviously you have two balloons. So I'm going to ask you to go ahead and pop one. It's not tough, man. Get any more questions? No. No. Just want to chat to Lena again, lad. Look like questions. Pop pop pop and then we'll we'll ask a question. A location did you say? Okay. Yeah, that's that's pretty important. You where you both based? You both in London or both from London? Okay. Where you from? I'm in bed for sure, but I work in London. So I'm here all the time. Oh, mom. She's bum up the M1, bro. It's all right. She works in London. No problem. M1 brother, you must have a whip. You got multiple cars. You know, you got you got at least a 2 liter, my G. All right. And you're from London. London. Okay. All right then. So, um yeah, go ahead and pop one balloon, man. Got at least a 2 liter. Two. No, it's not tough, bro. You've been looking at this thing, bro, and she's the coldest there, bro. Just do it in it. Do it for the mandom, bro. Do it for the mandm. It's harder than it looks, but it's not, bro. It's just that you just don't want to let her down. You see me? Yeah. I would have skipped all the small talk at the beginning. Yeah. And just grabbed this thing's arm and said, "You safe in it. You lot pop your balloons now." It the game's over. It's It's really hard. It's harder. Um, I can't ask any more questions. You're so cute, man. Do it, man. You know who you want to get out. Are you Are you What What's your like faith like? Are you Yeah. Okay, we'll go over here. What's your faith? So, I'm Christian. Um, my faith journey is um, brother, he just wanted a reason to pop a balloon. You know, he's going to say, "Nah, bro. You ain't [ __ ] with God enough." Bro, listen. Other things just way prettier than her, bro. Like, cut the crap, my G, please. Very new and fresh. Um, I just found myself in church. Took me a very long time to get there. Um, but I found myself there. Okay. Fatality. Are you Orthodox? Um, my family, they grew up. Yeah. Orthodox. What kind of church do you go to? Um, it's I think it's like just a normal church, [ __ ] Why you asking me these questions? Stop trying to draw the other thing. You know what I mean? Stop doing the familiarity thing. You know them ones. We want to do the African thing now. Bro, it's too late, man. Just let me get my babes in it. What's he doing? Like, you know what I mean? Like, [ __ ] all this, man. Do you know what I'm saying? We like my cousin might know your cousin and that, but bro, I'm trying to chop, man. Like, leave me alone. [ __ ] hell. Like, um I don't know. That's a black church. Yeah. I mean, I said what church? It's a black one, bro. You don't dare, bro. What's man talking about? Let me get my girl blood. You know them. What What church you got? I go to a black church, bro. You know what I'm saying? What car do you drive? A black one, bro. You know them way there. What color is my jacket? Is a black one, fam. What are you talking about? Give me my girl, man. I ain't got time for this [ __ ] fam. You know what I'm saying? Go and buy a G, bro. Go get her, bro. You know them way there. Go get your [ __ ] man. You know what I'm saying? An older woman as well. She better know how to season chicken, bro. I swear don't have to say the name the nomination. I was just asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, I was just asking because she's like, "Send location for the church." Nah, bro. Allow it, fam. You know them way there. Are you Atran? Ethiopians and Eratrayans, they're um usually Christian, Orthodox, and I was raised as one, but now I go to Pentecostal church. Um, just because I can relate to it and understand it more. So, yeah, I go to church. But I don't know the difference between all of those. You know them ones there, blood, like Pentecostal and that, bro. You know what I mean? Are you just Catholic or not Catholic? Blood. Man, I don't know all that. You get me? It's crazy, man. I don't know all the different strains of church blood. You know them way there, man. I don't know all the different strains. You get me? It's like, have you go church? You don't go church. You know them way there. Have you smoke weed or you don't smoke weed, man? I don't care if you smoke cheese or you smoke ammy or you smoke whatever, brother. You smoke weed, blood. You know them way there, blood. Like man say, "Do you bun?" Yes or no. It's not like man don't smoke this like but I smoke that blood. Do you smoke or not fam? Like man don't care what church you go to, fam. It's crazy. Have you go to church or you don't go church fam? Church on Sundays. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And if we can get your answer as well. Um I'm Christian. I want to say since birth, although I've had my ups and down, but um I do practice my faith. I'll be real. You could be whatever the [ __ ] you want to be, bro. If you know them ones there because we're men in it, but and you look way better than this thing, bro. I swear to God. I can't lie, bro. You know what I mean? You could go chill with a man them with the small hats, bro. I'll still take you out, bro. You know the way there. I'll still take you out on a date, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I'll be honest. Like, you see a man them, bro. Like, man don't discriminate like that. I'll be real. You know what I'm saying? It's just It is what it is. It like, bro, you've had man standing there for very long. Leather jacket. I know he's hot, bro. Man's wearing a leather jacket and a [ __ ] like some jumper underneath. And he's probably got a top under that. It's hot in there, bro. You know them way there. All these guys are there in their dresses. Man's in a full jacket and that he's sweating. I know he's got sweat patches, bro. You know them. I know you got sweat, bro. Just let me leave with this girl now, bro. You know what I'm saying? I might have to just make sure that my Gillette, you know what I'm saying? Hasn't ran out. You know them there for 24-hour protection and a regular basis. And it's crucial for me that whoever I am with is after God's heart. Crucial, you know. Oh, she's trying to flex a buyback with a god Tig. You know, brother, I can't lie, bro. See how these girls shape shift. You know them, man. None of these girl weren't talking about how important God was. God was here when they didn't fancy it, man. All of a sudden, it's crucial. You know them way there, but they ain't crucial, blood. You know what I'm saying? If you was a proper church girl, there's no way you're 33 and single blood. You know them way there. All the g them that are in the church from early blood. They end up marrying a man in the church blood and they just You get me? Man talking about you know who you see in church. Yeah. All these new [ __ ] girl that want to find God cuz they think God's going to find them a man. You know them when you go church you have a find the married off ones. The families are on one side. Yeah. And all the single ladies. Yeah. Waiting for God to save their [ __ ] relationship. You get me? Like a mad thing. B single things in church. You know, bro, church come like the running clubs now, bro. Bare single black things. You know what I'm saying? With absolutely no cardio.

Okay. I like that. Does that help you? No reason. No. I'm not going to lie to you. Well, he's like, "This don't help me, bro. You know them ones." Cuz the erratan like the other things using the the East African thing. Yeah. To try to bridge the gap. Do you know what I'm saying? But boy, back lives matter. You know them ones there. And I can't lie. She ain't got no bum, bro. You know what I mean? How you be an East African thing with no back, bro? You know what I'm saying? No, cuz I be real blood draw. Run, Lena. Let's go. Blood. Out of questions now. So, go off of just, you know, what you've heard here today. Okay. Uh, brother, bro, you bro, just pop her balloon in it, bro. For the mandm. You know, that's it. I'm living through you, my bro. Do you know what I'm saying? That's it. That looked tough. I would not want to be in your shoe. Listen, my guy, you know. My guy, you know, you know what I'm saying? Nipy with no hustle, blood. I hear it. I would have popped the balloons early doors. You took your time a minute. You know what I mean? But still my shooter, blood. You got there in the end. Why did you have your balloon on popped for him? I just He seemed a bit relatable to me. You see that? If I'm him, I'll say, you know what, you reminded me of my cousin. You know, I'm not even going to lie, bro. You know, then why there? No, the traveling. Um, also you're a train. I'm East African, too. Ethiopian. Um, so I felt that, you know, culturally we may have some uh similarities which would be nice to blend. But yeah, I appreciate the pop and she's stunning. That looked tough. I'm sure it was tough. Um, but why did you Look at that thing on the end. Like, bro, listen. They already had eye contact. It weren't tough, blood. She not even looking over there, you know. The whole time when other girls are talking, she not even paying no attention. You know, she knows she's cold. You know, this is this dangerous, man. You see, when you're with a thing that know she's bad. Yeah. You have to be better than her, bro. You have to be better than her. This is what I'm telling you, bro. I've lived about 100 lives, bro. The reason why a man get bad things, yeah, is because I'm a bad guy, bro. I'm a bad guy, bro. I'll be honest. Like, I could sit here Yeah. and tell you, man, to be good guys. Yeah. But I've tried it. It doesn't work. Like, so let let me save you, man, a lot of trouble. You know, I'mma save you a lot of trouble, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is what it is. Cuz when I was younger, I used to ignore things, I used to get better attention. But I was ignoring them because I was focused on other things. And then when I decided I wanted girls, I thought, right, if I be nice to them, they will like me. And I was like, "Hold on, this [ __ ] don't work." You know, then wait there. And now I'm an [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? And it's great. Like, it's a great life cuz when you don't care, bro, they care. And this is the reality. This is the reality. So, you see when you see bad things like that, no, they're bad. You have to be better than them. That's the reality. You have to be better than them. This is the way. So, you see this thing? She's bad and she knows she's bad, but you're not better than me cuz I'm a demon, bro. This is the reality where however bad you think you are, I'm worse, blood. Like, this is how you need to be. This is exactly how you need to be, bro. It's like, yeah, cool. You're nice and that, but bro, it's that there's a next one and a next one and the next one. You have to keep these things humble, bro. I'll be real. Cuz as soon as you put these things on a pedestal, Yeah. you're finished. You end up like Kais, bro. You know what I'm saying? And then before you know it, you know what I mean? You're watching your ex just out here parading next man after you done all the work and you bought her this and you bought her that and you done all these things and you helped her glow up and now she got a new man, bro. Nah. Hell no. Man's not on that. You pop. Um, this is a good question. I I just had to make a split decision. I Yeah, I picked the nicest one, bro. It's okay, bro. You're I'mma tell you what Gal would have told you in it if it was the other way around. You're allowed to want what you want. Do you know what I'm saying? You're allowed to have boundaries. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, your feelings matter, bro. Like, they matter. And you just felt like you deserve the baddest thing in the room. That's it. It's okay. You know them way there, bro. Like, your feelings are valid, bro. You know what I mean? I hear you. Go get your gal, man. Stop wasting time cuz you know what I'm saying? And make make sure you grab something on the way out as well. You know, to hold a hand, you need a hand around the waist or something. You need to break the touch barrier immediately. If you don't do it, you're a [ __ ] You know them. I want a physical contact. As you can tell, I'm speechless. So, that's that's how my mind's thinking right now. No, you're just nervous, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's all right, fam. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thank you. All right, then. I'm going to Well, you at the front already, but just come and stand over here with me. Little shelf on the lower back, bro. I have to rest my hand there. You know them ones there, bro. That's what we're doing. I have to let her know what time it is. You know what I'm saying?

So, you had time to ask each other some questions just here. Do you have any final questions um you want to ask now? Um I'll keep it for later, maybe. for later, you know. Hey brother, listen. If that ain't a through ball. Hey brother, don't do a Cesco, you know. If you miss this, I can't lie, bro. Transfer list, man. I said later, you know, brother, look at her face, brother. She's ready. I can't lie, bro. She's ready. Okay. And how about his face, madam? She's ready. Yourself? Um, do you remember what you did for work again? Sorry. I It don't matter. You don't need to work no more. You know them ones. Don't lie. You know you're tricking my G. You know them ones. Man already said I'm a provider. Man got bare houses. [ __ ] what you do for work, bro. Welcome to my world. Man don't care what you do for work. It don't matter. Do payroll. Payroll. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You can sort out my monies. Um, um, a question as well about like obviously I'm quite into like my health and fitness. So, what's that look like for you, brother? She looks fine to me, bro. This is not a conversation we need to have now. Why don't do this, man? Like, brother, I've been invested. Are you I do work out. Um, I'm big on wellbeing. And of course, she works out, man. Do you know what I mean? If you're a man that works out, you should be able to tell a girl that works out, she works out. Stop asking questions. Like, brother, they said to her, "Yeah, like, do you have questions?" And she said later she just wants to leave, man. Like, don't [ __ ] this up, my guy. Bro, if you [ __ ] this up, bro. I swear down. I'll find you on Instagram, you know. I swear that, bro. My head's Bro, please don't [ __ ] this up. Please. You know, obviously I don't always follow through, but I I try to keep up. Bro, matching gym outfits. You know what I mean? So, no, that's gay, bro. Don't do that. Yeah. See, look, they were laughing and that, bro. That's gay, man. Matching gym outfits, bro. He's Bro, he's never had a baddie before. Why are you saying that? Who the [ __ ] wears matching gym outfits with a gal? Oh my days, bro. See this, bro? Some people, bro, I swear down. Some people ain't allowed to have money. You know, you know the ones there, bro. I swear down. You see, when you come from an immigrant family, Yeah. Sometimes, yeah, for humanity, Yeah. you should just never get money. I be real. Like, you should just never get money. Like just stay poor because sometimes it's for the better cuz you see when man get the new money and start doing this bro like man stop like matching gym outfits with your babes. What you wearing? Gym shark leggings. Is that what we're doing my guy? Are we doing Gym Shark? Hey broki. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The zest bro. I swear down my bro. Let's not do that bro. Why are you gay? Let's not do that bro. Don't fumble the bag please. Okay. So, I have my final questions for the both of you. Is it a yes for you? Yes. Of course. And is it a yes for you? Yeah, of course. WE'VE GOT A MAN SAID, "OF COURSE." But you asked bare questions, brother. La. You cooked, my bro. Like, she's older than you. She's probably taller than you in heels and she still didn't pop. You see what I mean, man? Then, bro, if you're well put together and you've got a good job. Yeah, brother. You cannot be the tallest man. There's certain things they'll allow, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you. He got there in the end, my bro. You get me? I'm genuinely happy for you, blood. You know them way. You see, when I see my man Yeah. get their first baddie, bro. Bro, feel like a proud older brother. You know them ones. You get me, man. 30. You be my young my young brother. You get my young G and that, bro. You got your first baddy. You know them way there. All right, bro. I'm happy for you. Don't [ __ ] this up. Get rid of that balloon. I can shake your balloon. SHAKE YOUR GIRL. YES. GIVE THEM A ROUND of applause, my guy. You know. Yeah. Look at that. Oh, she's treacherous blood. You know, she look like a sea creature in a little mermaid blood. You know them way there. Peas, you know.