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Hello everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Cookie King. Please welcome in. Have a seat here. What's going on? What up?
For today's co-host, please welcome in Viral Mike. What just fell out of your pocket? That was my phone. It's a no water policy just because we don't want the microphones to get damaged. They're about a thousand bucks each. My bad. Sorry. Go ahead and please introduce yourself.
Or that one. You know what? And that one. Which camera should I look at? That one. The one. The one on you. All right. Um, I'm Cookie King. I'm a content creator. I've been doing content creation for like five years, six years, seven years. Skinny fat. Skinny fat. Skinny fat. Skinny fat.
Is your immune system on its last legs? My immune system actually is on its last legs. I'm not going to lie. So, you're getting sick often and stuff. I do actually have a sore throat right now. I'm not going to lie. Okay. So, tell me a little bit about that.
Okay. So, basically, um uh I have something called uh not eating correctly order. Actually, that's that's good that you point that out, guys. I've lost 40 pounds in the last two months. Yeah, but I mean, I'm happy for you. Like, I'll give you a fist bump, but what do you think's going to happen next year? I'll be in my prime. Yeah, right. Do you know about prime, Cookie? Is that you in your prime? That is me in my prime. Actually, no. That's in my second prime.
So, what I'm saying is like, you know, I feel like if you keep gaining weight and then losing weight and doing these versions of crash diets, you might end up in like seven years with like four different versions of cancer. Four different versions of cancer. Maybe. Do you have any advice? Yeah, maybe just maintain a certain weight. What do you What do you do to do that? I mean, I fluctuate a little bit, but not that much. Like up and down, maybe like 10, 20 pounds. You know what I mean?
Do you ever crash out? What does that mean? Like just eating a lot of food? Yeah, like in the middle of the night. I mean, I've eaten food at night. What do you mean, I guess? I mean, it was a little tough back in the day. So, just like whatever I could find, whatever I could scrounge together. Wait, it was tough for you to eat in the back? Why not? Why was it tough back? I was just have I was in a little bit of a rough financial position. How long ago? Yeah, but this is an interview about you. I was just curious.
I'm saying do you think you'll do you think it would be better for you to just maintain a weight even this? I guess I imagine you don't refer to this as your best weight. You want to get skinnier? No. Yeah, I'm definitely going to try and lose like another 20 pounds. Um, and just stay locked in and just keep jestering. Keep gesturing. What does that mean? You're going to like you're a joke. So gesture maxing is where you make yourself a joke but um to a point where you can play it off because you have other redeeming factors. So but then they'll never let you in the Wall Street building. The Wall Street building? Yeah. I've already I've already been in the Wall Street building. No, you haven't. Because you said you're a joke. If you go to the Wall Street building and you don't look serious like me or uh Well, here's the thing. Mike Mike, you might have a little bit of trouble. The thing with gesture maxing is it's very smart, but it's also very dangerous. So, what you have to do is learn how to do it at a certain pitch.
I could say you could say you're a jester. No, I'm a serious guy. I'm like a business guy. I take ad deals and make money. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I'm serious. You don't see me joking around here. Sorry. Do you think spending your entire life trying to improve your cheekbones is a sign of confidence? Well, here's the thing. Are we going to talk about the black pill? I don't know these terminologies super well. Okay. So, basically like Oh, no. The red pill. The red pills cope unless you're attractive. The red pill. Yeah. Being a conservative. Uh, no. I mean like the whole mindset of get your money up, uh, make, you know, a lot of money. And I'm talking about being a conservative and wanting to like, you know, take away gay marriage and stuff. That's I think that's called a Republican or conservatives saying anything. I don't think that's sort of what the red pill is. No, I guess there are different interpretations.
What's the black pill? The black pill is saying that being okay with black people. Sure, that could be it. I mean, I don't want to take that pill. Why not? Because then I'm going to become stupid. Why would you become stupid? I'm going to start hiring people who are going to start suing me. Really? Take my advice on it. Did you get sued by someone who's blackpilled? I don't think you're understanding what I mean. You just haven't been in the business long enough. Doing serious trouble stuff. No, I don't think I have.
Do you make more than four figures a year? Uh, yeah, I make more than four figures a year. How much do you make? Uh, I don't say specifically. Um, probably like give them above or below what you make. Like within 50 bucks. Probably like $300 a month. No, that's a lie. Why would that be a lie? Because when I asked you four figures a year, you're like, "Yeah, yeah, I make I make more than that." So what? You're making $3,600 a year. you wouldn't be saying it confidently. Your implication is that you're making at least four figures. I I mean, it sounded like a month. You like scoffed at it. Like people who make that are nothing. No, I don't think so. I think um everyone's equal. Those people are black. No, I don't think so. Black in the heart, not black like uh skin color. I'm not racist or anything. Yeah. Go ahead. Finish what you're saying.
How much money do you make really? Um probably like five figures a year. Yeah. Five figures a year. Can you say like what amount? That's huge. That's a huge thing there. 67 67 bucks. Yeah. 67,000. You make $67,000 somewhere around there. That's all right. That's not bad, I guess. I mean, you have expenses. Do you live with your parents still? Yeah, I live with my dad. I mean, what is what does he think? What's his thoughts on this? Oh, he's honestly really proud of me because uh I have a Oh, well I mean it's an interview about me, but I'm actually curious.
Are you going to college? No, I'm not. Yeah. Uh so I I was like not You're going to college? Hell no. I mean I'm two years older than you. You're 18, right? Yes. Yeah. So um No, I'm not. I didn't go to college and honestly I don't think I'm going to go because I think it's kind of pointless. Well, I agree. I think there are scammers over there. They're liberals. What they're actually doing, everybody thinks it's a system where they're accusing, oh, they don't want to let in Asians anymore. They're all, oh, they're letting in Latinos and uh African-Americans. That's because they know that the Asians will pass the classes. They want these people who will fail and fail, so they have to pay tuition for more years. Honestly, I mean, that's I don't even I think you've researched this very deeply. Yes. I think that's I'm I mean, no, actually, I came to that conclusion by myself. So, you're saying that they purposely let in people who won't pass so they have to pay more. But it they're not paying more. That would be illegal. They're letting in people who they know they're letting in people who they know will not have as likely of a chance to really succeed long term. I see. And who would that be? You want me to say it again so I look like a racist?
Are you like the halfstraight version of Nikado Avocado? Nikado Avocado is a very bad example. Actually, I'm not going to lie. He's just like you. He gains weight and then loses it. Uh, yeah, but he's a complete like joke. You just said you're a joke. Oh, no. I say you have to jester max, which means acting like a joke. How do you know that he's not doing whatever the hell that means? Because he got to like 500 lb. Yeah, but he just was more dedicated to his his thing than you, maybe. Well, he's going to have to live the repercussions and have loose skin for the rest of his life. No, he got it removed. Did you see? I mean, there's going to be scars. Yeah, but you don't have like stretch marks. I mean, I have stretch marks. Sure. That's what I'm saying. you got he was willing to go more in. Maybe he's more confident with himself actually. That's true. Confidence is key. So wait, being fat is confident. Do you agree with that? It could be interpreted that way. If the guy is confident and fat, I don't think you believe that, though. I wouldn't be confident if I was fat, but I think if you're fat and it doesn't bother you, you would be confident. Objectively, that would just be true.
Don't I look so beautiful right here, though? No, I you don't. You look like a woman. However, that's besides the point. I thought I looked really cute here. That photo is not real, right? No, actually is. That photo is real? Yeah. Why didn't you try to have it scrubbed online? Uh because I don't know. I just think it's very beautiful. That photo is not real. I'm going to choose to believe that I'm not talking to someone who look like that. Good for you though that you don't look like that. Appreciate it.
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So, what type of content do you make? Um, so I make all kinds of content. Uh, I run a faceless YouTube channel where I do like show clips. Do you typically make money by the end of the month? I typically make money by the half of the month actually because that's when some payouts are on the 15th. What on YouTube? Um, I think so. Or maybe Tik Tok. Well, we already went over the whole money thing. Why does he not want to leave? Oh, he's gone. He's right there. That's fine. He's not disturbing anybody. Yeah, but I like killing bugs. Then kill him. I can't get him without getting my hands dirty.
Should you cross the street when you see a homeless person because they are dangerous and smell bad? I mean, here's the thing. Nobody should smell bad. Um, but the reality is they do. I'd be more scared that I'm going to step on a needle and get injected with morphine or something. Yeah, they're dangerous. That's that part. I'd say so. Yeah. I mean, I I I try to I I try to I mean, I just try to keep my distance, but I'm not going to and I'm definitely not going to give them money because I mean, I'd rather just give them food. Usually, they get mad when I give them food, though. They're like, "Why would you give a homeless person food?" You're right. That's not what they want. Well, no. I mean, you don't usually see like skinny homeless people. That is true. Actually, what the f I you I just realized these people don't need food. If there was like a skinny homeless person, I still wouldn't give him food cuz that guy is doing something wrong. You give him food, he ain't going to eat it. Clearly, he doesn't know what the hell he's doing. That's true. I wonder if there's how many homeless people are actually just don't do drugs and just are homeless. probably a very small percentile, but then they're just like they're so stupid letting That's kind of like dumb. Yeah.
If Tik Tok doesn't work, you're going to start slanging rocks. Slanging rocks. Slanging rocks? Yeah, sure. What What does slinging rocks mean? Like uh selling crack cocaine? Oh, selling crack cocaine. I've never actually See, you're like a white boy. You don't understand what the hell I'm talking about. I'm actually not white. Do you know what I am? Uh, like Eastern European or something, maybe. No, I'm Turkish. Yeah, but that does that's like a trick. You know what I mean? You look white. Saw my white passing. Why' you do that? Why' you like uh go like that when you said white passing? No, cuz I was slicking my hair back to to show more of your face. Why would I want to show more of my face? To I guess to see if we think you're white. I I don't know. That it seemed like a calculated move.
How many years until you become a law cow? How many years until I become a law cow? People say I'm already a law cow. You're already there. Do you think so? You seem a little self-aware right now, but I don't know if that actually works in your favor or not. Nah, that's the thing. It could seem like I'm self-aware, but I might be really dumb actually and not know what's going on. You're saying that to sound self-aware. That's what I'm trying to say. That's true. That's the whole thing of it. So would you say Daniel Larson is self-aware? Daniel Larson is in jail for making a bomb threat and so he's beyond the point of like help, right? He's also what I mean he's a [ __ ] I don't he's not technic he's a [ __ ] though and so are most of the other law cows or at least they're pretty autistic. I had someone say that I'm the first person who turned myself into a law cow on purpose. Like I wasn't a law cow before. I don't I wouldn't agree that that's even possible really. Well, I think it could be because if you look at someone's past and what they did if they were very serious. Honestly, you used to be like pretty serious, right? Like kind of. I'm a pretty serious guy right now. Do I sound funny or something? I mean, you are pretty funny. I'm not going to lie. I don't appreciate that. I know you say that maybe as a compliment, but I'm trying to come off as pretty serious. My life's goal is to work in the Wall Street building. And what made you want to do that? Oh, wait. Sorry. I keep asking you questions. My bad. Right. Go ahead. Um, I forgot. What did you ask me? Oh, yeah. So, am I a law cow? I mean, it's up to open interpretation.
My dog has been able to lose a lot of weight recently because after he eats, I will stick a pole into his mouth until he throws up. Would you recommend this care to other animals I'm able to get a hold of? Definitely not. Um because when you throw up, it's actually very bad for your teeth and causes acid buildup. Yeah, I know. But I give my dog like one of those bones that says it will help his teeth. Oh, I mean I'm saying so my dog doesn't get fat. Yeah, I mean is that what bulimia? A bulimic dog? I've never heard of my life. What is bulimia? When you Is that a throwing up thing? Yeah, I think it's where you eat and then you throw it all up after. Yeah, but I feel the implication there is that they're doing it. It's like sort of like a uh I for I forget the terminology for it, but somebody who's insecure about their looks. Yeah, my dog doesn't know how he looks. He doesn't care. I'm doing it for him. All dogs pretty much look the same. I'm not going to lie.
Isn't it kind of funny how lizards look the exact same? Why is it that humans look different? I don't know. I don't really think much about lizards. I used to have a couple lizards that I was trying to breed and sell and it didn't work out. Were they bearded dragons? They were. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I have a beard dragon. Yeah, but it didn't work. So, I [ __ ] threw the guy by his tail. Hey, he was a cool guy, but I I wasn't doing it like to hurt him. I was trying to teach him a trick to fly. To fly? I mean, they're called dragons. That was my confusion on it. Yeah. Is it possible to yourself? Uh, maybe if you accidentally like sit on like a Have you seen those videos of people sitting on like the chair and like the it falls through and then the pole goes up their butt? I don't know what you're talking about. It seems like you're on a different side of the internet than me. That's why I called you half straight earlier. Half straight? Like you think I'm gay? Maybe a little bit. I mean, I'm just looking at the photo there. Oh, you can't seriously tell me you look straight in that photo, right? Is it because the eyeliner? I can't see cuz you're sort of a curved angle, but I didn't even know you were wearing You're also in the kitchen cooking food. That's right. A woman should be doing that, right? Well, it's sort of a feminine trait. I don't want to do the whole red pill thing, but see that's what I mean by red pill. Hold on. But that is red pill. Yeah. Sorry, I'm getting [ __ ] Um, yeah. I don't necessarily mean like the conservative side of it side of it or like the politics side of it when I meant red pill.
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Some people have said that you're an alt-right pipeline. Is that true? All right pipeline. So what do you do you think I'm an alt-right pipeline? I hope so. Okay. So, um I don't follow politics personally, but people say that you can connect me to alt-right people, but you could also connect me to I don't think it's a term alt left. Is that even a term? Not used seriously. Yeah, not seriously. I mean, I don't even know how what's an odd left person just a huge [ __ ] I guess a guy who thinks he's a dog. I mean, that's not going to work against an alt-right guy who wants to shoot him. Yeah, that's true. No, it wouldn't work.
By the way, if anybody is interested in buying my art piece here, I'll be selling it for about $4,000. I don't know where you can bid. I didn't really think that through. I I guess just leave a comment or if I see you on the street, I guess just let me know. Can I buy it? Do you have four grand for me? Yeah, I guess if you give me four grand, you can have them. Yeah, I just don't have any cash. See, I'm not I know that trick. Why? That's the black trick. You know why I call it the black trick? Why'd you call it the black trick? I'm asking you. Don't hit me with I wasn't rhetorical. I think I know why. Hearing other stuff you said, I just can't say it out loud because it's going to be taken out of context. No, it's not. It's a good question. It's smart to see if you It's people who are blackhearted. No, it's not. Go ahead. No, I'm not saying it. But you know the answer. I think so. You're not just as racist technically. Oh, I'm not speaking up against it. I don't think you should say that. It's very offensive. I don't care. That's fine with me. Why would What am I saying? That's offensive. The implications behind it. So guys, I don't support it. It's on all right pipeline. I'm alt left. Okay. All actually no. I'm middle. Actually, up and down. Up and down pipeline. Up and down. So you're a you're like a grifter. No, no, no. I'm not a grifter. I'm not a grifter. No, no, no. I'm just saying that you're a fence sitter. I'm in the middle. I don't have any stance, you know? I'm not I don't take any important stance. But like life's too short to care. Come on, say something. you know, go either way. I'd even prefer you're a leftist than nothing. Honestly, I just I don't know enough. I mean, you don't have any opinions. You're pretty you're I mean, I think you know a lot more than me. Oh, well, that's obvious. Take take one look at me and tell me I don't look serious. You do look pretty serious. I'm not going to lie. But you have an opinion on something, right? Um I don't know. I mean, I just kind of I just don't really care about it too much. Yeah, but that wouldn't imply that just means you don't care to see change. You would still have an opinion. Do you think like video games make you violent or do you really not care that much about that problem? This is like a Republican talking point from like 70 years ago. I'm asking you like your stance on abortion or something, not if you think GTA should be allowed to be played by 12y olds. But like I just could care less if it could be played by 12y olds. Should should we be should we be aborting babies? I mean, like, who am I to say? So, then your answer would be no. You'd be pro-choice. Uh, I didn't even say that, actually. If you aren't the one to say, then that's pro-choice. That's kind of the whole idea there. See, I know better how to trick you into position. Yeah, because I know that your position from that is pro-choice. You just don't want to say it. Actually, no. I I don't think so necessarily. You're pro-life. I didn't say that, but I wouldn't say. Can you give a position something interesting? Like, did you vote? Um, I did vote. Yeah. Who did you vote for? I voted for uh I forget. I don't remember. You didn't forget. Come on. Nobody would forget who they voted for. Who did you vote? Oh, wait. You weren't 18. I was not 18. Damn, that's tough. Do you know who your parents voted for? I don't speak to them on Well, fortunately, but I did like this trick where I would get like home. It wasn't really a trick. I would get homeless people to vote for me. Who'd you get them to vote for? Come on. You know who. Trump RFK. RFK. Oh, okay. That's actually not Yeah. RFK. He's What is he now? Because I'm an abolitionist. What does that mean? I'm looking to abolish the world and RFK. He's going to destroy it. Well, he's abolishing food dies first. Yeah, but you know what happens if he becomes president? Anyways, we're getting off topic. You're dragging me to talk about what I was doing. Take a stance on something. Who'd you vote for? I actually didn't vote. I was joking. No, you weren't. I didn't know. You weren't joking. Come on. Are you serious? You can't take even a minor stance. Uh I don't think anybody thinks you voted for Camala, right? So obviously you voted for Trump or did you vote for like Kanye or something? I I just actually I actually didn't vote. I'm kidding. I actually didn't. I was going to see what you would think I would vote for, though. I can't imagine a Turkish person. Oh, what do you think about Armenia? How about that? Oh my gosh. I hate when people ask me these types of questions. Like I'm not saying you in particular, but I mean No, no, it's fine. Let me get a Let's get some stance here. You like Armenians? Oh my gosh. So, okay. This is what I mean by I don't care. So, people will comment in my videos like, "Oh, Greece is better. Armenian's better." Or, "What do you think about Turkey did to this?" I don't know about that stuff. And that was like a long time ago. I mean, I have nothing to do with it. Why would I Why? Like, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. You get angry when you see an Armenian person. I could care less about why why would I get angry? Okay, so really you're just like nothing. You just have nothing, no opinions on nothing. I mean, look at my content. Do you really think that I I couldn't watch more than like a couple videos from it? So, I'm just trying to like uh guess. Yeah, that's not an insult to you. I just can only watch like uh Tai Lopez and those type of guys. No, it's okay. I didn't take any offense to it. Um I'm a huge fan of Gary Vaynerchuk. Gary Vee. Yes. That guy's kind of off topic. What does that mean? He just like he's just off topic. You're saying he's stupid? No, he's just off topic. He predicted crypto. That crypto [ __ ] You know that clip, huh? That crypto [ __ ] You're in trouble, man. It's like when Keemstar pulled up, he's like, you're in. You know what else Keemstar did? What else did he do? Do you know? I mean, he did cause Etekica to kill himself. I remember that. That's not what I'm referring to. Talking like about 15 years before that. Oh, was it him saying the N word? What's your opinion on that? I mean, dude, he seems like a chronically online person. No. Would you say it? Well, I mean, he seemed very unhappy. So, I mean, I'm not very unhappy. So, now Would you say it if you were unhappy? I don't know. I'm trying to get you to say some something interesting. You're trying. You're just a fence sitter, though, so it's tough. I'd move on if you don't want to say anything. I mean, to be honest, I just don't really have like anything to say about it. About anything. I mean, nothing ever happens. Just like chill. Wow. That's something to think about.
Will you have a reinforced grave? A reinforced grave? Why do you think someone's gonna dig me up? No. So collapse through. You know what I mean? Too much pressure. Okay, listen. Listen, guys. I'm not Dave Blunts, okay? I'm only like I'm 190 pounds. Okay, that would have worked better on Dave Blunt. Yeah, that would be okay. Actually, I don't want to make fun of anybody right now. Um, why not? He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I don't I don't see why I would need to. Um, or is he not a nice guy? He's a nice guy. About as nice as I am per capita. Per cap? I don't even understand that. Then why' you laugh at it? Cuz I was so confused by that. The idea is that like he's bigger than me. So per capita, like per I don't know how to explain this to someone who doesn't even know what I'm talking about.
Why do fat people use ompic to lose weight instead of steroids? Steroids? Uh well, those are just to make you [ __ ] huge like muscle-wise. That's what I'm saying. They can trade the fat for muscle. True. Um, but the thing is with steroids, there's so many other things you have to take in order to not [ __ ] What does that mean? You take the steroid and then that's it. You maybe eat some chicken? No. I mean, I know some people who take that stuff. They have to take so many other things so they don't like [ __ ] up their testosterone and get acne all over their [ __ ] face and [ __ ] So, yeah. But acne is better than being like 500 lb. Well, oic would just make you lose weight and you wouldn't have Well, I mean, I'm not sure what the side effects of Ozmpic are. Are Were you on Ozic? Is that how you lost weight? No. I I mean is that for sure you don't have needle marks? Where would I have needle marks? Don't people shove it up their ass or something? I don't know how it works. Um I'm pretty sure. Yeah. So obviously if you're going where do I have needle marks and people are putting it in their ass? And I don't I'm not for one I can't see your ass right now and for two I obviously don't want to see it then going like this wouldn't really represent anything. Mhm. I don't know to be honest. What was that? What are you talking about? Why do you keep making funny faces? Are you making fun of me? No.
When an officer asks why they pulled you over? Is it smart to respond? I have a gun and I'm going to shoot you or your mother is a [ __ ] You want to know the best way to respond? Yes. He's going to ask for license and registration. You want to do it as fast as possible. Just go like that and grab it. That's not your joke. What? I've heard that before. I mean, come on. I was trying to You stole that from a Tik Tok comment. Actually, a video. Actually, you know, I made the joke back in 2022. I made a video about it. Anyways, I'm only You only have these options. Uh, I'd probably call his mom a [ __ ] Yeah, but then he's going to get angry. Okay. Yeah, but then you're not going to get out of a ticket if you're speeding. All right, I'll pay the ticket. Why would you call his mother a [ __ ] Cuz it's funny. Is that It's a little disrespectful, don't you think? Yeah, you're right.
Do most mogers just have crippling insecurity problems? Of course. Yeah. Well, depends if you're born Chad or you have to work up to Chad. What does that mean? I mean, if you're won the genetic lottery, then you know you do what you want cuz you're Chad. Does that just mean being skinny? Because I mean, if you're Not necessarily. I mean, some people are just It's like the bone placement. Yeah, but how could you work up to that? How you going to change your bone placement? You just got to have a really good personality. That it's not going to change your bone placement. Well, you know how girls say they like personality over looks. That's not true. I'm redpilled. Exactly. Well, Redpull is actually not about looks. Well, to an extent it is. It's about money. Money. And that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm on an Well, actually, I'm not trying to make money to get girls or anything, but I am still redpilled. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Um, what what was the question again? Yeah, go ahead with the question I asked. Um, trying to remember. Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah. I mean, most Black Pillars are very insecure, but um because they have to work their way up from low tier normie to mid-tier normie. Um, essentially goes from low tier nor goes from subhuman, sub five, I think, low tier normie, mid-tier normie, high tier normie, Chad Light, Chad. So, someone who would be Chad would be someone like uh I'm trying to think like do you know who Ian Summerhalder is or I believe so the actor. Yeah, that's considered Chad. Um but that's genetics like he just was born like that. Um yeah, there's no working your way up to looking like that guy. Oh, well there is. What? by getting like surgeries. I wouldn't recommend that. Well, that's what I'm saying. No matter what exercise you do, you can't really end up looking like that guy. That's true, actually. So, some people are just hardcapped, but they're Everybody is hardcapped. Everybody's hardcapped at a certain amount they can get to. Yes, that's what I'm saying. But the things that they don't do to get to there will make them lower. So, someone could be low tier normally just from being overweight or, you know, not treating their acne or not like doing certain things, not getting a better haircut, not treating their eye. How'd you look at me when you said that and went like that? What? And you're insulting me? Sorry. I Do you use conditioner? No, I don't wash my hair. Your hair looks so like frizzy.
Do the ladies like if you smell like bugs. Nacho smells like bugs. Um. Huh? Oh, Nacho, my lizard. Why did you say that? Like I would know what the hell you're talking about. I mean, Nacho is just that guy, man. Uh, yeah. So, I I like to Do you Do you wear uh fragrances at all? No. No. I I've already did this whole monologue, but I don't I don't shower, nothing. Yeah. So, usually I like to not shower for like three days before seeing a girl and then I shower and then I wear the same shirt that I was wearing. So, what it does is it gives off this halo effect of pherommones cuz girls like the smell of pherommones. Man, you guys are just actually insane people. Are you guys talking to like gold diggers or like genuine retards where the only thing that would sway them into being in a relationship with you is the fact that you're wearing a disgusting shirt? I mean, it's better than Have you guys thought about that on like a logical level that these are probably not the type of girls that you would even want to be interacting with in the first place? Maybe. Well, what type of girls would interact with us in the first place then? Probably not the ones who would be attracted to an old shirt. True. So, you haven't thought about that? Oh, I have a lot. But it's kind of a paradox. I'm not going to lie. What's the paradox there? Okay. So, you do you either act a certain way, right? Right. You act a certain way to impress girls or you could just act normal like a natural. Okay. Act normal. Act normal. And then what happens when you act normal but you get no results? I mean, that that's that I'm not even asking you that. I'm just asking this for the audience. What happens when you act normal and you get no results? I there could be a multiple reason multitude of factors here, but I feel like if if it's really just because of your personality, I would say that I I don't think I wouldn't recommend somebody to change it. Yeah. And also, how would wearing an old shirt help? That's going to be the difference maker in a guy have living in a happy marriage. What's going to happen when they become marriage? Wait, wait. We're on two different We're on two different What's going to happen when the guy ends up getting in a real relationship and then the girl sees that he's not showering for 3 days? She's going to be like, "I'm so proud of you." She's going to be like, "I'm proud of you." It's hard to shower. Showering hurts. I want to shower. I don't do it because it's better for showers. I don't take showers because I want to smell bad. But that's not red pill. Red pillars are like, "Yeah, mate. Just like do this." Yeah, but I'm I'm red pillar like a Republican. This red pillar you're talking about like with the women stuff. I don't I don't try to talk to girls or anything. I actively avoid it. I think it's bad just for business. I don't think it's gay. I think that that's You would say that cuz you're a little gay. I I just think it's not super productive. Yeah. I don't think so either. Right.
Left. Do you mo Wings of Redemption? Oh my god, that's a good Wings of Redemption, man. That guy, I haven't seen that guy in a while. Um, yeah, I mugg I mo I giga mo him. Termog. How does that work? He looks way better than you. Well, that's your opinion. Somebody should make one of those edits where they show you and then Wings of Redemption. Yo, Wings of Redemption. I mo you to oblivion. No, they there. I'm saying they should make one where you look like [ __ ] Don't show a normal photo of you and then a bad photo of him. You know what I mean? All right. Wait, wait. Can I ask the podcast? Who mogs here? Who moss the hardest? You said that and you started going like this. That's what I'm saying. You guys are insane people.
Should you flush the toilet or save water? Um, I just pee in the shower, so it just goes down the drain and then when I [ __ ] I just waffle stomp it down like that. I don't believe that you don't use a toilet. Why would I need to? I just don't believe that you you don't do it. I feel like you're trying to be like funny. Like, oh, I Why don't you take a shower? I think you're trying to be funny, too, cuz you don't smell bad, but you say you don't shower. That was my joke, you [ __ ] Oh, so that was my joke, too. But you know what? I'm not joking. I'm serious. It was actually a paradox. Telling you, the paradox has got crazy. I feel like I'm in a paradox right now, dude. This doesn't feel real. I think that's mostly it. I think I've ran out of questions. That was like 20 minutes. Well, I think it's been a little more than that. It has It's not It hasn't been a super long interview, but I have to be honest. I kind of scheduled too many episodes in one day, so I have to end it early before the next guy gets here. Just say I'm the least. Was I the least interesting one today? Well, I don't think you're going to be more interesting than Long Neck. That guy? Daddy Longneck? Yeah, that he's the next guy coming in. What time? In like 5 minutes. Can I meet him? You'll meet him outside. Yeah, we don't do like collaborative episodes with the guest, but you'll see him outside. Uh, do you think you mo long neck? Cuz he has a way better jawline. I don't think it's any I don't think looks matter. I think it's all about being confident. He looks like [ __ ] though. Come on. Yeah, but if he has confidence then that's all that matters. But what about like that? Does that help him? I don't think we should make fun of people for disabilities they have. It's not a disability. He does. He does have. What's his disability? I forget the ones. He looks like a freak. No, it's the same one that Pow Envy has. P Envy. Who's that? Forget what the condition's called. It's the guy who has like cockroaches in his room and he streams. Asman Gold. My god, that guy's disgusting. I don't know who you're talking about. It's another guy. Well, thanks for coming on. I have to film his vlog neck. Oh yeah, bro. Hey, uh, thanks for having me on, bro. Um, yeah. Can I have my water, please? I didn't You didn't give me a Why would I take your water? I'm actually so thirsty. I'm going to die. Are you [ __ ] kidding me, bro? Maton, you're such a [ __ ] jester. You're actually a jester. You're a jester. Jester. Jester. Oh [ __ ] Long here. No long neck.