Transcription
The scene opens with cheerful music.
Mario: Hello!
Mario: It's-a-me, Mario!
Luigi: I'm Luigi!
Mario: And we wish you welcome!
Mario: Anyways, we are going to-
Luigi (blocks the screen where Mario is talking to the audience): You can ignore Mario.
Luigi: He's a little too much of an attention seeker.
Luigi: He even stole my pasta last night. Like, I was hungry last night, man! And the worst part is that Mario didn't even eat the pasta! I can't believe what Mario did was downright terrible! I haven't eaten in 45 days. Please, I'm so desperate for pasta! I love pasta and I always will! I hope Mario gets what he deserved for stealing my precious pasta! Why does Mario have to steal the spotlight from me?! Luigi supremacy! Luigi number one! Long live Luigi! I still can't believe what Mario did to my pasta and I can't take it anymore! I am desperate for help! I hope I can beat Mario in Smash Bros. Mario needs to learn his lesson ASAP. I just want to live like a normal person. Why am I even rapping like Eminem? Mario will finally realize his mistake someday... I wish Mario would stop, but how? Not even Bowser can help... I have no choice but to do it myself. Anyways thank you for hearing my rant. I will get vengeance! Just you wait-
Mario (after hitting Luigi with a flying kick and triggers an explosion behind himself): Sorry for the inconvenience!
Mario (as Cyberspace 3-2 plays in the background): Anyways, without further ado...
Mario: It is time to showcase our latest product!
Luigi (presents the product to the audience): Introducing you to the SereneSmooth massaging chair which is our best product so far!
Mario: That's right!
Mario: SereneSmooth will get you soothing in no time!
Mario: I wonder how does it work?
Luigi (scratches his head): Ah...
Luigi (blurs the current scene and appears in front of the audience): Just like its name, it offers a soothing and comforting experience!
Luigi: It also allows you to grip your smartphone on the stick provided on the massaging chair!
Luigi: THE FACT YOU CAN EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC AT THE SAME TIME MAKES THE EXPERIENCE 100× STRONGER!
Luigi: You could also adjust the features like the speed which fits your personal likings!
*Scene cuts to Wheelchair Guy sitting on a SereneSmooth chair as the background music stops.*
Wheelchair Guy: Ah, what a beautiful day...
Wheelchair Guy: The seat feels very tranquilizing.
*The massaging chair is seen exploding...*
Mario: We can assure you that the product is 100% safe!
Mario: Isn't that true, Luigi?
Luigi: Yeah, you're on spot, Mario!
Luigi: If you don't believe us, we will show you the good ratings and reviews we received from our fellow customers!
Random: Hi, this is random dude speaking!
Android: And I am an Android!
Android: Anyways, the massaging chair sounds relieving!
Random: Yeah, and I can feel the serene soothing inside me!
Android (scene cuts to Wheelchair Man's SereneSmooth review clip from the first ad): As you can see here, the massaging chair's working clearly!
Random: It's like a really huge miracle waiting to blast our inner agony away!
Crash (pauses the review clip and blocks the screen): Hey, you both don't know what you're talking about!
Crash: The advertisers were literally trying to scam you!
Crash: And who even said you both reviewed the product?
Crash: I know you guys literally haven't bought it yet!
Mario: Hello!
Mario: We are so sorry for hearing that!
Mario: Is there anything you need help with?
Crash: No, but you both do have a favour for me.
Crash: Your product is downright terrible that you guys need to stop selling your product right now!
Crash: Why are you even doing this?
Crash: Your product is barely functioning.
Crash: Yet you still want to make money out of that useless piece of scrap?
Crash: I hope your business will face a very long downfall.
Luigi: Ah, no, no!
Luigi: We swear that our product is super effective for eve-
*Before Luigi could finish his sentence, Crash drops an anvil on Luigi's head to flatten him.*
Mario: Rated E for Everyone!
Mario: As I know so far, you killed my super precious tall brother Luigi!
Mario: What should I do to you as punishment?
Mario: SereneSmooth is the best massaging chair anyone and everyone could ask for!
Mario: Your stupid CrashBash 'massaging chair' are like stinky lanky rotten mushrooms compared to ours!
Mario (shrugs): Enjoy your next 60 years in prison.
Crash: Wait what? This can't be happening!
*Crash was teleported into a prison cell. A CrashBash massaging chair falls on his head, and the bars close shut and locked.*
*The CrashBash massaging chair is also locked alongside Crash, adds insult to injury LMAO.*
*The outro song plays on the next scene...*
Mario: That's a one book for Mario!
Mario: That's a so nice!
Mario: Before we end the ad, I just wanna say thank you for those who supported us along the way!
Mario (as the usernames appear and float on screen): Huge shoutout to the following patreons who were supporting our product!
Mario: I really hope you guys will support our product!
Mario (as the usernames disappear from the screen): We'll meet you guys again next time!
*The usernames were: @xXsonicgamezXx, @saiyan_909, @literallysans., @Kirbystars!!#\@-0/, @appledroid, @randomdude_159*
*Scene cuts to the black screen outro scene. Enjoy this short word-editing slideshow, I guess :P*
*RIP Luigi :(*
*But Crash is in jail yay :)*
(On the edges of the screen: *Yeah!* *Ooh!* *Woo!* *Yay!* *Hooray!* *Wahoo!*)
*Idk what to say about this vid. But I guess my editing skills are worth it? I like how this video looks canon to the previous. Speaking of that, go get some chili dogs.*
*Go buy SereneSmooth now! And don't get CrashBash! (Both are obviously not for sale haha!)*
*Long live Luigi! Luigi number one! Luigi supremacy! Luigi needs his pasta back! Luigi is superior! Luigi deserves us!*
*Thanks for watching though ;)*
Outro Song: - Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)