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No, I just never talked to my exes ever again. Powerful [ __ ] force. I never will ever [ __ ] talk to you again. I won't creep on your [ __ ]. Okay, bye. I don't give a [ __ ] about you.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out Time. [Music] But welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Palmer. We're joined by Mr. Quickie. They call me Dark. Today, we are co-hosted by the booty queen of Los Angeles, Lindsay. Oh, wow. Yes. We just came from Hawaii. Yeah. Love her to death. Yes. And back on the show this week, very excited. She has red hair. This is the second time ever that we've had a guest twice. Yes. And we needed to do so because the first episode was, it's viral. Yeah. It's already out and it's viral. It was with her boyfriend, Alfie. Yes. Boyfriend. Well, now. So now they're broken up. This is Fitness Nala. And we are gonna talk about it. Yes.
Now, for those who don't know, the last episode, they're very cute. They shared a chair. Yep. You know, and, uh, he kept saying things like, uh, whatever makes her happy, whatever she wants, I want to please her. And she said, he's the best we're gonna get married. And now you told me he's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]. I don't think those are the words I quite used. However, it was her [ __ ]. I don't know. I just feel like I'm done being a wife to someone or something that doesn't have a dream or doesn't have like a future that's even found out about. So, I mean, it's the lack of motivation for me. Where you do feel like you were wearing the pants in a relationship, a little. And you don't like that. You like alpha males. I like alpha, alpha males. Right. What makes you a wife? I feel like I go the extra mile in most things that I do, such as always making sure that you're fed, which is your nutrition, which is very important, especially when you're lifting. Yeah. I always encouraged him. I always bought him a trainer or had him train with me with my personal trainer to make sure that he's lifting weights and getting his stress out. Mental health is really important, especially. Oh my God, the gym. You've made a lot more money than that. Seriously. I'd say yes, because you're so successful. You're clearing seven figures a year on OnlyFans alone, plus your brand deals, plus your Twitch. Good for you. Thanks. Yeah, she's on fire. And she's a hard one. Literally. It's not just because she's mine. She really does work hard. I look at her, I say, how do you have so many hours a day to do what you do? She works out. She has. There we go. You got a guy. I need. I need some tenants. Oh, is it? Do you think it's tough for you and for a woman in general to make, earn more money than your mate and your partner, than your partner? Because guys say that they can't date. Oprah, she's too rich. Yeah. It's intimidating to guys to date a girl that's picking up the checks. I would date a girl that's richer than me any day. Because you're confident. Thank you. I mean, it has a lot to do with more than like confidence that, like, you have to follow through with that. You can be confident that you're some kind of person and just not do it, and then lose the motivation later on, and you completely stop doing it. Then that's how you lose me. You know, I, I can't keep being this really good person who, I'm not saying I didn't hurt him in any ways, but like, I had mistrust from really past stuff that I couldn't get over. And I'm still acting like a wife to you. And I can't get married. I couldn't even move in with him. I was like, I can't do it. You guys never moved in? We did. And then I kicked him out. He moved in your place because you're, she doesn't mansion, by the way. Um, dude, we were talking this week. I said, we're going to our friend's mansion pool. Send a picture of Frank's place. And she's like, and she's like, she's like, that's cute. Wow. That was nice. It was nice. So anyway, I'm just, um, I'm ready to be single as a Pringle. Have you had sex since? Absolutely not. Yet. This is a breakup. It has been, I think, a week now. And you haven't? You've held up? Because I know the DMs are flooded. Our boy Andreas has been trying to Oprah for a year, for sure. My DMs are flooded. I read it all. I see it all. However, I'm like, I'm like a lion on the prowl. Why are you? I know what I want. You're waiting for the right thing. No, I'm waiting for a challenge. I'm literally waiting for a [ __ ]. I think you need to [ __ ] Harry Dousy. [Music] You should call him. Say less. Yes. You should follow Carrie Dousy. Okay. That's who you need to [ __ ]. Because. Well, what are your thoughts on this opinion? Oh, boy. Oh, there's your challenge. There's your challenge. Yeah. Me too. You just made me do it together. If I'm a girl, I'm [ __ ] Harry Josie. First day. If I'm a guy, I'm [ __ ] heard you. Yeah. Why wouldn't you [ __ ] Eric Josie? Daddy. Can you do that one more time? Will you cross your eyes, please? [Applause] Wow. Okay. Have you been, uh, playing with your vagina? Oh, absolutely. You guys, I have so many dildos, so many vibrators. And in fact, one of my friends just sent me an eggplant one. I've been like, nothing. Single bell is a monster. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she's like, thank God for rechargeable. You feel fresh? Feel like a virgin? Absolutely. Wow. I'm so refreshed. I feel like I have a clear head. And I feel like I'm able to actually pursue things that I wasn't really able to. Absolutely. That's it. Single life. Yeah. I mean, singles, we say it all the time. Yeah. I love it. You know, there's no way we could do be doing what we do. No. Absolutely. It's not too peak in your life and you want to retire from that. That's when you should get a relationship for that. But like, I don't even want to [ __ ] procreate. So it's like, why do I need a partner right now? Anyway, I'm in like the height of my career. You gotta [ __ ] the hairs. I love what I'm doing. Derek Garrett. She'll love Garrett. Yes. Oh my God. He's on his way here now. Yeah. We'll introduce you. He's a very cliche LA [ __ ] boy that every girl I've talked to says he doesn't have a girlfriend. He's an [ __ ]. He's treating me like [ __ ]. He's a lot of [ __ ] though. Oh, yeah. He was on Fuckboy Island on HBO. You're a really cool guy. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. I don't want to go smack him. Yeah. That's nice. That's nice. He's got a 14-pack. Yeah. Yeah. Just something you're into, dude. I mean, dad bods are definitely in. Okay. I mean, I just need an alpha man. I see that. That's it. Yeah. I see. What are Dark's chances with you on, uh, because we're on EBC tomorrow? No [ __ ]. Sorry. [ __ ] Dark. I'm not offended. It's fine. Your chances with me are 100. [Laughter] [Music] I could see you.
Way back. But I quit OnlyFans, by the way. That's another thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's because he's now on defense, virtual reality porn. I was spending too much money on OnlyFans. I literally just got asked to go to New York to do a whole body cam where they put you in the metaverse as a person and you can like have sex with me. And I was like, that's cool. That's what I do. Everything. What an experience. That's what I graduated from. Yeah. 2D porn. 7K virtual porn. That's what I'm into. I like it. You should do that. And I'd love to have sex with you, actually. 7K for a but doink membership too? Like, no. It's between 300 for the year. Oh, okay. Yeah. But now I did watch your videos and I saw one what you did with Alfie. Yeah. And I thought it was really cool, actually. There, there. What was I wearing? It was in the middle of a ski hill. Gave him a [ __ ] on it. Spiral. That was in Vail. I came on that trip when I first met him. Mommy, mommy. It was a really special trip, actually. Um, I bought, I took him and his friend, his annoying ass friend. What was his name? That guy, Mike Shabbat. Anyway. Oh my God. I know him. Did you [ __ ] him? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He worked in my gym. Okay. Yeah. Any oil personal training? Yep. Yeah. He's a [ __ ] girls in the bathroom. I don't know. Give him the Chipotle. Um, yeah, the jet skis. I bought that experience. Good technique, honey. I'm so good. Even in the [ __ ] cold. I'm so [ __ ] cold. I know what Alfie sticks. Showed up on game day in the car too. It did, man. Yeah, because of me. Just kidding. Does he also take Cialis and [ __ ]? Yeah. Not all the time. I don't think. But I don't really drunk. Perhaps he doesn't get drunk. Actually. Are you guys still texting? Or absolutely not. I, I told him I wasn't gonna. Oh, that's cool. Walking vibes. You gotta rip the band-aid off. No, I just never talked to my exes ever again. Powerful [ __ ] force. I never will ever [ __ ] talk to you again. I won't creep on your [ __ ]. Okay, bye. I don't give a [ __ ] about you. You know what the plan is? You don't. You don't unfollow them. You mute them. It's even a bigger power. Yeah. You don't even follow him though. You just unmute him. That way he doesn't pop up. Nothing. No. I know. But I don't even want to give him the satisfaction of my follow. Wait, is he? Is he reaching out to you at least? What's that? Has he reached out to you since? I don't know. I blocked him. One sec. Text. So I don't think he'd reach out to me. So what happened? Why did you guys break up? Walk us through it. So honestly, it was such a mutual thing. I just felt like I was done being a wife. And I felt like I was holding him from things. And like the mistrust I had in him was super there because of things he had done to me in the past. And things I found out. Cheated on you before? He has. And you took him back? So it was a different kind of cheat. He was like talking to other women while we were still together. And like, I get it. But like, I don't get it. I wasn't doing that at the time. So you guys had like a weird scenario too? It was like, kind of an open relationship, but not. But it was a communication. No, it was just for content. It was just for. Yeah. It was. Yeah. It happens. Are you guys allowed to say like, hey, that was fun? They said no. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you did a Q&A on your Instagram the other day. And one of the questions were, what happened with you and your ex-boyfriend? And your reply to the question was, I think he's gay. Yeah. I know. What a good [ __ ] response. Yeah. It was a great response. Do you really think he's gay? So listen, I don't know, man. Bro, there's some things that make me feel this completely because of the way I see him interact with men. And then the way he can do things like be staying hard and have an orgasm in front of men. Like, I don't understand it. Wow. So there's a couple red flags. He's gay. To be honest, I don't. And I do. It might be bisexual. He loves [ __ ]. I'm not. No, he loves [ __ ]. He gets hard like crazy. He can go for a long time. However, I'm just saying the long time thing means that would make a mortgage. So anyway, I'm just saying like, I hope him. I, I just hope that he finds what he wants. You want him to come out? Of course. I feel like be who, like his true self, whatever it is. Let's get James Charles and him on a date then. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Give the gay guy James Charles. No, I know who James is. Yeah. Okay. You know why though, right? Jesus Christ. Oh, Fitness Nala. I'm Mr. Quickie. You know why they call me Mr. Quickie by now? Because I do everything and I mean everything as quickly as possible. You have 60 seconds. Answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can. Starting now. Describe your vagina in three words. Barbie [ __ ] pink. If two plus two equals four, does Ryan plus Nala equal never? Yes. Okay. If your ex is a bit, sorry, if your ex got bit on the dick by a venomous snake, would you suck the venom out of his dick to save his life? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Man. Oh, sucking something. Okay. Wow. What do you think about when you walk, uh, when you masturbate by yourself when not a camera or soul is watching? A big ass, big dick, just bouncing. Oh, anal. Like an anal scene. Okay. What gives you the ick? Wearing underwear. Honestly. Feel that that's the end of the Mr. Quickie. Uh, but can you elaborate on that, please? Yeah, I mean, by wearing underwear because it's just like in your crotch all day. Yeah. Sweating. You're wearing underwear right now? Absolutely not. Are you kidding, man? Okay, because it gives you the itch. What about the guy though? In jeans, you want him to have some money? I don't give a [ __ ] man. If it's comfortable, like let your ticket in jeans. It's got more comfortable for to wear underwear. Is it really for men? Yes. Tough. Yeah. There's a lot of friction going on. You ever give Alfie a [ __ ] after like he worked out? Oh, yeah. So that is so nice. Oh, you don't mind though. You're so cool. Oh, dude, I lick it off his forehead. Oh, wow. You are sick and twisted. Yeah. How many, how many men have you slept with? Oh my God. I don't. I don't. Over 250. I don't count. How many women I've slept with either. Oh, dude, I'm a [ __ ] man. No, no, you're a lovely lady. Dude, I'm a [ __ ] nymphomaniac. I love it. I think about sex all the [ __ ] time. Okay. Name us your top three celebrity performances. I don't have like celebrity porn stars that I like. It's not even names. It's I Google search like what I'm into and I [ __ ] find it. What are you into? Whether it be like anime hentai kind of porn. So [ __ ] hot. Like, oh God. Cartoons [ __ ] each other is like unreal. Oh my God. Of course I will. Oh my God. It's so [ __ ] hot. And so big asses. I don't know. I'm super simple when it comes to porn. I don't care about names. I don't care who about it's like the body. Does it turn you on or doesn't it? And you're just like, okay, [ __ ] it. Does it? Does it? Yeah, man. Cartoons. Yeah. [ __ ] I look like a cartoon. You definitely love that cartoon. I am. I feel like I feel like you got fake. Uh, you in the next season of the show? You make your boobs bigger. I didn't. They're swelling because they look. They look like your tits got bigger. I feel. Dude, I know, right? They're [ __ ] swelling like crazy. But I feel like it's because like I'm hormonal or something because like my birth control takes away my period. Are you pregnant? I'm happy. Okay. Oh, okay. So now, yeah, who are you talking to now? And who do you want to [ __ ] the most? Oh my God. I'm actually talking to Steve Aoki. Shut up. No. Yeah. I'm obsessed with Steve Aoki. You're longer hair than you do. No, he doesn't. Oh, sorry. Don't say that. Is that your hair or is that a wig? No, this is my [ __ ] hair, man. Yeah, I have extensions in, but this is my hair. Okay. So you're talking to Steve Aoki. You know what? I look at Steve. I say, respect that guy. Yeah. Good tunes. Good job. He's amazing. But so is so pure. Okay. Fair. But zero sexual wanna [ __ ] that guy vibes. You know what I mean? Um, uh, yeah. Oh, so you're that's your next guy. You're gonna [ __ ] Steve. Yeah. Okay. Most likely in Vegas. Oh, this weekend. Yeah. Bro, he's there. Let's go. Oh, we're gonna see a show. I don't know, man. But we should. Oh, okay. So either way, after the at the end of the show, she's gonna get a show. Yeah. So for the viewers and you guys have been like, yeah, we're gonna [ __ ] it easy. Um, we don't say that in text messages, but it's like, he wanted to [ __ ] me. I just was like, oh, no, I don't do that. No. Have you ever met anyone that doesn't want to [ __ ] you? Yeah. This is a hard question. Have you ever, have you ever tried to wheel someone like moms like carrots, but most people would like to have sex? No, but like, have never, have you ever been like interested in a guy and he's just like, no, I'm not interested. Sorry. Never. Okay. You get what you want. How about you, Lindsay? I would say, yeah. Oh, I know. She's got like blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits, big ass. Yummy. No, they're like medium-sized. I saw them in a photo that Jinx took of her, actually. Oh my God. Yes. Yeah, he did. Please, uh, by showing, showing her hands. Sorry, by showing of your hands. Uh, how each finger, uh, represents your pH level. What's your pH levels? My pH level? Yeah. What is the science? Yeah. What? I don't even know what that means. Come on. pH like you drink water. It should be like 9.5. Yeah. So when I ask your pH levels, it's okay. Seven is neutral. How's your vagina taste? I mean, it's great. Mine doesn't taste like anything, really. Literally. I taste it all the time for my videos. Dildo. Can I tell you what I like the most, by the way, for OnlyNice content? I like dildo [ __ ] videos. Like not one minute of licking the side. Cheap. No, cheap. Sucking on the air. Yeah. Like, like seven a piece of plastic. It's not plastic, man. Rubber. Yeah. That turns me on. It's hot. Not really. I like jerking off to that. Wow. Constructions are amazing to do. Look, you gotta start sitting first. Like, and look at them like, hi, Daddy. I love Joi. I also do dick ratings. You say you too? No, I love jerking off to Joi. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. With countdowns. They go, ten. Calm down, Ryan. And then you're about to go. And you're like, I obey. I listen. I don't know if that's some simple [ __ ]. I sit there and I go, oh, I'm at four. Wait, wait. I wait. It shows one time. Yeah. She told me I could. Then as soon as it's over, I'm like, what am I doing? But I do it once a week. Oh my God. I'm gonna try countdown. I've done a lot of things. I've never jerked off to a Joi. Oh, dude, try it. I've done. No, I've seen them. And I send you one next, right away. I have like 100 Joi. Well, I have so many customs. Like it'll. I don't do a countdown, but I'll be like, you're throwing that. I'll literally tell you to like, you better be holding it right now until I tell you you can come. Blah, blah, blah. And if you can like, if you can make it to the end, I'll send you a nude. You know. Oh, I don't know. Of course. Because yeah, skip. Of course. I feel like that's why you can't make videos that long. But I do my videos end up being like [ __ ] at least 15 minutes. 15, 20 minutes. And if it's a porno, it's over 35. Dude, I [ __ ] for a long time. Well, I saw. I watched one of your pornos, actually. This one. Yeah. Just one. Well, I saw the jet ski one. I wouldn't call that a porn. I was more about. No, what do you call that? Walking outdoors. Amateur. Amateur. But I saw one of your professional ones and I was very impressed. I actually. I showed it to Dark, actually. Yeah. What was I in? It was a boxing ring. Oh, that was so hot. Dude, I told them to do that. And oh, honestly, he was doing such a bad job. He was barely touching it. I was like, no, no. We had to cut it multiple times because I was like, I can't say his name, but I was like, yo, you have to just grab my ponytail and do it like [ __ ] go hard. Like you need to make it. I believe you had a chance with my face, please. Okay. Touchwear. So when guys watch porn of girls with nice sauces, they like to see the ass because they have an ass fetish. And guys with ass fetishes like to see a couple of positions. Yeah. Three to name a few. Doggy style, reverse cowgirl. That's really it. So yeah, you have beautiful eyes. I'd say that's your most well-known feature. You have a beautiful face and hair and vibe and all that. And eyes and whatever. But your booty is very popular, especially on, you know, on Instagram. The way you promote it. Your ass is fantastic. There wasn't many booty scenes in that video. And I was a little disappointed in that because you're a booty girl. I am. A lot of missionary. And I said, this is great. Nala, flip it over. That's how I felt. No, I completely agree with you on that. Um, I feel like a lot of the porn I did with Alfie was for both of us. So a lot of it was like, you know, I have to see where this goes. Kind of. I didn't always get a say in that. And that was unfortunate because I'm, I'm a money [ __ ] maker. Yes. You're gonna change that, right? Absolutely. So now, what are you gonna use as stunt [ __ ]? Are you gonna hire professional porn stars, males, or are you gonna find one guy? Honestly, I think they should just be [ __ ] happy to [ __ ] me. And that's it. True that. Yeah. You might. You should have to find anyone. Are you gonna try to ask Steve to film? Hmm? No, he would never. Yeah, I don't think so. No. That's fair. That's fair. But what, like, are you playing? Do you have any planned professional sex? Absolutely not. Not right now. I actually just feel happy to be [ __ ] single. Yeah. And have my house to myself again. Yeah. Dude, I get to sprawl out on my bed. And I sleep so [ __ ] good. Sleep is for one person. We, we say this all the time, guys. I have to. I just, I need my sleep. I lift so heavy. I have like a really loaded schedule. I dress up almost every [ __ ] day. Yeah. Like, I put effort into my life. And I need good sleep. Yeah. I [ __ ] hate cuddling. And I've told people this and it's offended them. And I'm like, why are you offended? I am just a girl that doesn't cuddle. Yeah. Like, I wanna [ __ ] you. You can be like, snuggle, but then like, go away. Yeah. Give me a hug for three minutes, but not even let me [ __ ] snore and farted. Uh, I asked. Can tell them I requested the small spoon. He did. Yeah. I enjoyed that. I hate that because I'm like, I don't want to be on your nasty back. That's nice. Small spoon's a good place to be. I very much enjoyed this with so many guys. Underrated. We should talk about this. As men, men who like to be small. Smallness. Cuddle me. Yeah. It feels nice. What's fun about right now is that tomorrow, we decided today that we're gonna go to EDC. My first EDC. Yeah. Turn up. We're virgins. Talk about the girls that you're gonna bring for us. It'll be fun to, uh, watch this when this comes out after EDC. Absolutely. Okay. So I think I'm gonna be bringing my girlfriend Liz. She is a big booty [ __ ]. She's gonna be moving to LA. Like, I'm really excited. I really want her to go. However, Carnage invited her to go to Hawaii. So she's like, on her way to LA. As she's actually landing today, but she wants, um, to go with me. So I think she'll probably go with me. And then maybe if I go, I didn't know Carnage was getting it down like that. Oh, Carnage. Either he's a legend. Yeah. Apparently. So anyway, um, and then maybe my girlfriend Tori. So big titties, dark hair. Yeah. Dark is good. I'll take clothes. Skinny ways. Don't be mad. I'm not a threesome with Liz. Oh, twice. How was it? It was amazing. Really. Tell us about it in detail. Oh my God. So this is our thing during sex. So she is a Romanian. Okay. And I know this is more of like a Dutch thing, but she says, duh, as for yes. And so, you know, how Americans are like, yes, yes, yes, during sex. I was like, duh. And she just died. You're always ready to have an orgasm, bro. Could you have one for us right now? Yeah. Could you, uh, no. I mean, actually, yeah. If this like goes that way, yes. Let's do it. Like, are you serious? Yeah. How concerned does it with guests all the time? Oh, I couldn't do it. I just need to eat her out first. And then I can do it. Go ahead. To be like, for real. If you had a vibrator, how long would it take you to come right here right now? I would say like, no more than three minutes. Oh, wow. Okay. You know, it's not even about like going inside. Sometimes. Sometimes I could literally just touch myself over my pants and I'm like, wow. I'm not kidding. It's about pressure points. I can rip one out in the bathroom. 30 seconds. Three minutes. I would love to race you one day. Now, I mean, I guess we'll do that. Okay. Let's race each other. Yeah. Where are we gonna call that game? Okay. I will just sit in front of each other. Open our legs. I will just look at each other. First one to go wins. Yeah. If you make that face, I won't be able to come. You know, I'm gonna be. I wouldn't either. I lose my [ __ ] to be honest. There's no way you guys beat me. Lindsay, I've got this. I've got this game in the bag. Okay. That's 30 minutes. That's a Pillow Talk episode. Next week, Nala will be joining us to co-host. Alexis Morgan. Let's go. On next week's episode, Lindsay, thank you so much for joining us. Lindsay, tell them your socials for all the viewers that want to follow you, look at your booty. Uh, most Renee. Great tech talks too. Thank you. Good job. Thanks. Yeah, she's great. She's really good. Yeah. Her Instagram went down. We got it back for her. Got it back. Thank you. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Because that's what we do. In one day. Wow. Yeah. One day. When we really tried. But it was down for four. It was down for four. And then on the fourth day, they gotta die. And then, uh, one time. One more time. Your socials just so everyone. So my Instagram is Fitness underscore Nala. And you can find me on my Twitter at Fitness Nala. Yes. And Twitch and OnlyFans and YouTube and [ __ ] Snapchat. Everything. Twitter and anywhere but Alfie's [ __ ] profile. Dark and Ryan. This was Pillow Talk. We'll see you next Tuesday. See you [ __ ] [ __ ]. Thank you. [Music]