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Hi, welcome to my house store. Come in. The road is really loud. Let me shut the door. Okay.
Okay. Sorry. Okay, I'm ready.
[Music] She's camera shy. Welcome to my apartment tour. I I'm famously known for my room tours, you know. So, this is not a room tour, but it's now a whole house tour because I rent a house. Well, it's a condo. Close enough. Who wants to see? You do.
This is my kitchen.
[Music] When you first walk into my kitchen, you're greeted with my washer and dryer. This washer and dryer is from 1996. This washer and dryer is from 1996 and it looks sick. It gets the job done most of the time. Do I love that it's in my kitchen? No. But am I grateful that I have one? Yes. My fridge is decorated with lots of things that really make me me. Right here we have my cat calendar. Welcome to my house tour divas. So, if you zoom in right here, we have Phoe's first tooth in a Ziploc bag because I'm a proud mother. Then we have um Batman. Now, this is here because Taylor's brother babysits our cat and uh he threw us Batman. Yeah. Next, we have the thermomeat. It's 75 because our AC bill is That's close enough. Our AC bill is $300 a month. Uh so, we have to keep it at 77 in here. Otherwise, it's $300 a month. Right next to that, we have this really cute kisses if you do the dishes picture. Except no one does the dishes, so no one gets kisses. Don't show the sink. This is a Buffalo Bills magnet. Taylor acquired that. I'm not sure from who.
A guest at the Hampton.
Oh, she used to look at the Hampton in and someone gave her that.
Frank. Shout out to Frank. And then we have this um little postcard that says beware the paparazzi. Because we went to a uh train themed bar and they gave us that with our drink. Um, should I like show in the drawers or Okay. Uh, we have this really fun little lamp. Then we have our microwave, which doubles as an air fryer kind of, but we don't know how to use it. And then on top of it, we have a little tray and a little cookbook that we've never opened once. A clock. This little acorn mug. Um, then we have a Coke and Pepsi. I mean, what a salt and pepper shaker. Uh, we have a salt and pepper shaker. And it's very cute. It's like little little Mexican Coke bottles. Vintage Coke bottles. Now we have our stove, the sink. Let me just angle it up.
Yeah. Huh.
Then we have our electric kettle. And if you come closer, you'll see it is fall. Uh, we are approaching Halloween time. So we have these really cute little Charlie Brown um mugs. Um, and I personally picked these out at HomeGoods because they look like they had lead in them. We have the toaster and this little get up in the corner. These are all of Taylor's propagations. Uh, she's been propagating all of our plants that we keep killing. So, she'll cut off a clipping as it's like near death and then put it in a bottle. And it's going really well. Look, they all have huge roots. Cute. And my rug. And that's my kitchen. Right here's my trash can. And then we have this little mirror so you can make sure that you look hot and sexy before you leave the house. If you come right here, we have Phoe's boxes.
And this is my office. Um, this is the office that I don't do any work in. I literally only use it to use my PC, which I don't even edit on. But this is my desk. It's a standing desk, so I can raise it up and make it lower. Uh, this is my PC, and on it I have a little plant. And this is my um monitor and my other monitor, my keyboard, and my little biscuit coasters. And to match my biscuit coasters, I have a little biscuit on my chair. And fun fact about this biscuit on my chair is when I got it in the mail, it showed up on I forgot I ordered it because I had ordered it like over a month ago and it showed up on my porch in a really suspicious uh strangely wrapped package. Um, and so I have um I have OCD and anxiety. So when it showed up, I was like, "What is that?" And then I started panicking and I went through everything I'd ever ordered and I couldn't figure out what it could possibly be because, you know, the cushion just slipped my mind. Then I convinced myself that the package had anthrax in it.
Huh.
So I opened it outside with gloves and a mask on. And then I brought it inside when I realized there was not white powder on it. Uh, and then I shoved it in the closet for 3 or 4 months. Uh, just to make sure that the anthrax, you know, was had some time to dissipate. And now it's on my chair. Anyway, uh, we have my lovely windowed outside. And then we have a little plant in the window. And that back there is my coat rack and all my shoes. I like to hide them in here because there's no room in the hallway and they're ugly.
Always show my Smisky in my PC.
Oh, uh, this corner is a little bare cuz I need to get a lamp or something for here, but ignore that. And then this is Taylor's desk that she also doesn't do any work at. This is just hooked up to the PlayStation. And then this is our little peg board. Um, so we have like some little, you know, decor things. We have little dolls of us. Crochet dolls. This is me.
I thought that was me.
No.
Oh, that's right.
White people.
They look the same.
Yeah. Obviously, this is you
because look, I have the checkered bag and you have the black bag.
That's right.
I love I love boooo. We have some really bad Polaroid pictures of Phoebe cuz the film is like 5 years old. That's a little picture I took of Taylor and our friend Kate in New York. This is a leg. I cut it off someone myself. A CD player. It's not turned on right now. And then she wants me to show you that she has a Mayhem signed by Lady Gaga CD. Um, over in this corner we have this little table. And I have this jellyfish thing that we bought for Phoebe. And she did not she literally could not have cared. Like she could not have possibly cared less. And then I have my little disco ball fake plant. Uh, this is a closet. We don't go in there. It's storage. But recently I cleaned out all my closets and that was like really productive for me and I donated a bunch of clothes and got rid of a bunch of stuff so I could get all new clothes from Halara. This video is sponsored by Halara. Thank you Hara. But all of the opinions are my honest opinions on all the clothes. If you guys want to get something for yourself, I do have a coupon code. It's Caitlin 155 and you can enjoy 15% off all the full price items. So that's a great little steal. Halara's biggest thing is having like a communitydriven approach. So they really really care about what their customers want and what their customers are looking for in clothing. Literally take their customers input and use that feedback to create their pieces so that people will truly be happy with what they're buying. They do this using their Halara circle which you can join. It's really cool. It's basically where their customers can test, try and keep certain products and then all Halara asks in exchange is your honest feedback and then they use your feedback to make improvements, which I think is really cool cuz it makes you feel included and involved and it makes you feel like you have a part in creating the clothing that you love to wear. Everything is so comfortable and functional. Like for example, the leggings. Not only are they super comfortable and flexible and move with you and really feel like they're a part of your skin, they have a pocket for your phone or whatever you might want to put in there. That is so convenient. Every piece just feels mindfully made, which is so nice. I feel like everything I got I can wear in different ways. Like I can wear it out as just a regular outfit. I can wear it if I'm trying to work out. Airport outfit looking cute at the airport. Even their jeans feel like you're wearing sweatpants. They're so comfortable, but they don't look like you're wearing sweatpants. There's a huge size range going from extra small to 4X. The other big thing, nothing is see-through. The fabric in these is so well made that you can't see through it, but at the same time, it still feels breathable and not like you're suffocating. So, with Halara Circle, you can literally be a part of shaping the products and shaping the brand. Every second Sunday, you're invited to join the event, and then you just get a brief survey in your email that invites you to basically give your feedback on those products. and then you feel like you are having a say in what comes next. Every single item that you see me wear in this video will be linked in the description, but if you didn't see something that you liked in this video, they have so many different design options that I feel like everybody will be able to find something that really suits them and really fits them. My personal favorite item that I got from Halora were these shorts. I'm a big shorts wearer, just even like around the house. If I go work out, I take ballet classes and I like to wear them over my Leotan tights for a little extra layer. I didn't know what to expect, but I have thoroughly enjoyed all of my Halar pieces. I think you guys went, too. So, once again, my coupon code is Kalin155. So, you should go get yourself something because why not? Anyway, moving on.
Have this little chest of drawers. Uh, in here, I just keep all my office stuff. And I have this little piece of art. Usually, I put a piece of painters tape over this when I'm in here, just, you know, because it's a loom. Right here, I have, let me tell you a story about these lamps. This lamp is my pride and joy. Taylor and I were talking about what we would decorate our apartment with and we started looking on Facebook Marketplace uh where we were gonna move and I found these lamps and I was in Gag City, Gag Nation, Gag Central. I was devastated cuz we didn't live there at the time so we couldn't get them and I was like we're never going to have these. And then a bunch of time passed and I kept looking for them like and so I was super sad and I kept looking for them. And then one day I saw what I think was the original listing that I had seen in 2023. So then I messaged the lady and I was like, "Give me your lamps." And she was like, "No problem, queen." So then I drove out to a really sketchy area and I met up with her in a Walgreens parking lot and she gave me the lamps. And she had messaged me and asked me about price and I was like, I don't know. I gave her like a number and she was like, how about $100? And I was thinking she meant $100 each. But then I got there and she wanted $100 for both of them. What a steal. So now I have two of these, but one is in storage. Isn't it so cute? I love her. I love her.
This isn't a full bathroom. It's just it's just a toilet and a sink. Um, in here we have Oh, so cute. Moving on.
It's going right here. We have my little bookshelf. This is like all the leftover books that didn't fit on that bookshelf over there. Uh, and then some random decor. This is the camera that we used to watch Phoebe. Oh, this is the uh little pot that I got at Goodwill that has a um melted popsicle in it from like a child at the Goodwill. It's been in there since March. Uh, and then right next to the bookshelf, we have the counter space. And then we also have uh our our bar stools, which swivel.
[Music] And then over here we have this is really important. We have this little incense burner. Funny story about this incense burner. So, we bought this at a little vintage market or like a art uh market and we brought it home and we thought it was super cute and we like followed the girl who made it on Instagram. And then an entire year later, I started taking ballet classes and I found out that this girl that I became friends with in my ballet class, Lauren, hi Lauren if you're watching this. Uh, her sister made this. I just thought it was crazy. It's like a small world. And then I was like, "Oh my god, I have your sister's artwork." Because I started stalking her and then I figured out it was her sister. Um, and then this is Tonka Jiari. This is a This is the Tonka Jiari candle. This candle came from Whole Foods. Um, it's Velvetier and Tonka. And when we picked this up in Whole Foods, uh, Taylor smelled it and started crying in the middle of the store because she said it smells like the street the street on Halloween that she used to trickor treat on. Is that correct?
Yeah.
Why? Why are we calling it Tonka Jiari? Do you care?
I'm Tonka Jiari, but I would never order a whole pizza for myself.
Then we have the cat cloth. Moving on. Over here we have uh my other bookshelf. I have a lot of books and I don't do a lot of reading, so that's something I really need to work on.
You're not even in it.
Okay. Uh, we have our little IKEA lamp. One day Phoebe broke my lamp that I had sitting up here. And then we went to IKEA to get one lamp to replace it and then we ended up buying three. Then we have all of our CDs. These are all uh 99.9% of these are Taylor's and they are all Taylor Swift. So we have a great collection working there. And then down here we have more books and a cute little picture.
And [Music] just in case you know we need to like go into the
Here we have the dining table. The only person who gets here is BB. So, I'm glad it gets use.
[Music] And right here we have uh a sink. I don't know what it's for, but we have it. It's It's convenient. Oh, I like this angle. We use this area mostly for all of Phoebe's stuff. And this is our ice maker. And that's that's my second sink. Uh, over here we have our water filter. And we have uh the hutch. This we bought at our first apartment because there was like three kitchen cabinets and zero other storage. So this is where we planned on storing all of our food. And that is where we stored all of our food. We still I'm getting winded. Anyway, we still keep all of our snacks in here. This is my little matcha setup. I have like all my stuff to make matcha right here. And an espresso machine that has also Hello. You're so far away. And on top of the hutch, we have we have this basket.
Oh my gosh, my onion.
Inside this basket, there's a lot of treasures. Um, cheese M. I don't need to explain. And then this one is Hermatica Oreos. Expiration July 20th, 2021. That's an artifact. Up here we have a pig. Those are green onions in a jar. This is This goes along with the propagation, you know, by the window. Um, look at them. They're like blowing in the wind. They have to be up here because Phoebe can't eat them cuz onions will kill her. And then we have a watering can that I found at the Goodwill and this plant that literally gets watered once every 6 months and somehow it's like flowing. Um, then over here we have Phoe's food and water. She just ate. That's why the plate is dirty and sitting there. And that's her spring. I don't know why it's they're everywhere.
[Music] Okay. Uh, right here we have this giant empty wall. I want to do like a collage wall here someday and this little green thing with a book on it and my guitar. And then over here we have our little side table. And I have um some really really good literature right here. We have uh all about rockets and jets. We have I had to cough. We have a reputation Taylor Swift Vogue and we have uh Elton John and Lana Del Rey Rolling Stones. I didn't even know that was under there. Okay. Uh, next we have my couch. This couch was $600 and that's the best $600 I ever spent. It was cheap and it work. It gets the job done, you know. We have some little decorative pillows uh and my little poof. And then there's a window behind the couch, which when we moved in here, my mom told me it would look ugly if we put the couch under the window, but I'd like you to tell me where else in this house we can put the couch. Exactly. Uh, in the window, we have a little print that we got at a market, a little framed Polaroid, and look, little tiny piano. In the corner, we have a little light and picture. And then this is the patio which uh the birds pooped all over. I had a pigeon infestation. This is Phoe's cat tree that she has used two times ever. This is our credenza and TV. We have all of our records and the record player and a little date and
huh
date and time clock. That's what I was trying to say. Another one of the IKEA lamps in question. And then we have a little record display for whatever record we're listening to. Except we never put what we're listen we don't we never play the records. So we have Harley Quinn by Lady Gaga. The Joker is me.
[Music] Girl, the Joker is me. Under that um under Harley Quinn we have Phoebe Grande. Oh, hello Phoebe. Hi Phoe. This is Phoe's tunnel. I love how it goes with the house. This is Phoe's box. There's like mats of cat hair in it. I like that you're zooming in. That came uh on top of her food and or I think her like chewy cans came in it. Uh, and then I tried to throw it away and she kept sitting in it and now she keeps sitting in it, but it's like busting open now because she's bent it. We're going to have to duct tape it soon.
This is my bedroom. Um, it's pretty self-explanatory. This is my bed. Um, right under my bed, we have Phoebe's uh rainbow tunnel. Are you going to are you going to show them? See, at the bottom of my bed, I have a little bench. This usually gets used to like pile clothes on that need to be put away. Uh, and then over here is my dresser and Phoebe's bed and Phoe's stuffed animal that we bought her, hoping she would love it and treat it as a baby, but she does not care that it exists.
This is my bathroom. Uh, the drawer broke. It fell off the handle. It's um right here. So,
anyone knows how to fix this? We've tried everything. So, turns out they only drilled a hole for one screw. And turns out you can't even screw through this. It's like rock solid. So, we couldn't get it put back on. We went and bought screws and everything. Uh, the duct tape is just because if we don't duct tape it, um, if you so much just bump it, it starts like spinning around on this room and then it falls and kills your foot. There's nails. There's nails sticking out of the other side.
Yeah. So, we can't just leave it off because there's a bunch of like random nails just sticking out. Um, so here's my bathroom counter. Uh, we have this little kitty little lizard kitty ring holder. Uh, we have this little thing that we used to keep rags in. Uh, and then these baskets that I got to put stuff in, but uh, every time someone's in the shower, Phoebe lays in one and just like stares at us from it. So, now they are out of commission. And then back here is where we hide Phoe's litter box. At least it's like on theme. You know, it's nice and green. And then right here is the trash can that Phoebe digs in and gets my floss picks out and carries them around the room. This is my closet. Uh, we don't go in there. And then right here is the toilet area. It's really nice that the toilet is, you know, separate from the bathroom. The only problem with this is when you try to shut the door, it hits the Squatty Potty. Now, you might be wondering if the Squatty Potty is a necessity.
Yes. It's really nice. We're all hanging out in the bathroom right now. Uh, right here we have the toile we have the the How do I Um, we have the toilet paper shelf. Um, I have no idea what that is. Then we have the jumbo PooPourrier. And then we have uh the shower. Don't look in there, though.
And that was my house tour. Thank you so much for coming and thank you to Halara for sponsoring this video. Okay, get out.
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