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Get me to hang out with her while I was in Vegas, and this is years ago. It was probably like almost 10 years ago. And, uh, I was like, ignoring her because she looked pretty ugly. And, um, then I'm at, I'm at this event, you know, having a few drinks. She shows up. She's not as ugly as I remembered her from her Twitter pictures. And she's got a friend, and the friend is hot. So all of a sudden, I'm like, kind of down, you know, a couple drinks in or whatever. And at one point, like in the middle of this award show, I'm just standing by the bar. One of the girls just grabs me and starts making out with me. And the other one just drops down and starts sucking my dick in the middle of this bar in Vegas. And I just, like, open my eyes a little, like, look over, and I just got, like, a wall of my peers in the BMX industry, like, like, cannot believe what they don't with you no more. No, yeah, no, no, no. They like me a lot for that. I don't know what I would do if I saw that. Yeah, it was pretty crazy, honestly.
But then look at the home again. The girls are like, let's go. Let's go get a hotel room. Let's go. I leave with the girls. We go back to the hotel room. They want to do coke. I don't have any coke, but we got Zans. So we're snorting Zans. Oh, you're a sick. Wait, you snort Zans? I didn't know that was a thing. So it's kind of, it's, yeah, it's kind of real. Quick story. I had to book the outsiders. I'm not even done my story. Well, you got all weird and say you're a sucking dick in front of BMX. The story is way better. This, you gotta learn to wait to like climax all over you. But you.
Alright, let me just wrap this up for you. Alright, could have gone so then you're snorting Zans, you're not worried about anything. So these girls are naked. We're for hours. And we're, I'm taking pictures of them doing lines in the hotel room. They're naked and like, you know, I'm not showing my dick, but I'm like, damn near, like showing these girls sucking my dick. And one of the girls, I'm just her. And the she's commanding the ugly one. She's telling the ugly one, eat his ass now. So I'm the hot one. And she's demanding to the other one, like, suck his. Yeah, I'm like, just over here, just getting my ass just completely tongue twisted. How'd you like it? That was the first time. Well, at least one of the first times I ever got my assy. And then, yeah, it was pretty dope. But, uh, and then like, but then I wake up in the morning and I realize that there's all this incriminating ass on my Snapchat and and everyone was talking about it. Like everyone who was in Vegas. I had random rapper dudes that I didn't even know would know my Snapchat and they're telling me like, bro, like that's so sick. I saw your Snapchat, yada yada. And that made me kind of realize like, oh yeah, I don't mind this energy. I could do this.
You have a lot of horny vibes. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I've always been like that a lot. But you know what I like about you? That you're actually like, you actually bring me hope to men because I'm like, if you were a hoe back then, you can get married and have a child and be happy too. But you don't. Like, why you don't cheat? Because he him with his girl. Some more girls should be able to girl girls with their men. But we girls together and make millions of dollars off them. That's the difference. Oh, they're going to be like, hey, bring her so-and-so. Janet's figuring out the difference between and not right there. Can I go pee pee pee? Me and Duna can drill Janet alone. We gotta. We only probably got like another 20 minutes, just just so you know. So make sure that's a quick piss. The fake ass don't look too bad. I'm not gonna lie. Adam, is it looks good? You have a boner under this table right now? You guys. I don't. But it's probably because I jerked off this morning.
How many times do you jerk off a week? I don't know. But I mean, I'm trying to like, I try to like, you know, just keep it under control because, you know, when you have like a girl who just created a baby, there's a lot of time throughout the week where she doesn't want to. So you gotta. For how was it like the last two months that she was pregnant? Were you like, damn, out of check off a lot? Because she's about to have a baby. You know, you just like when she's like nine months pregnant, you don't want to really be like, hey, like, come satisfy me, let me your gigantic belly. Yes, I'm saying no. Yeah, you want to be like, I'm gonna let you do you and I'm gonna go. Whatever. I hit one in the bathroom real quick. What? What? Like hair with a big belly? No, no. I mean, to be honest, it was probably towards the end, especially. Oh, that's my baby in there. You're doing a lot of like, on the side because so it's not physically awkward and no baby's in there. But I mean, what the she don't know anything. Well, I guess yeah. Would you pregnant? I don't know. Maybe I can't say that. My girl kept it going because what you're gonna let those OnlyFans payments run out? Like, no, we gotta run out the clock. Keep it moving until the last moment we actually have. Hella pregnant content that we still haven't even dropped yet. In a job, but it's like porn podcast stuff that's coming soon. Okay. Yeah. Five. That's awesome. Where do you drop it? The Only Foundation? Well, we're making a new OnlyFans together that's gonna be dropping pretty soon where we have like a, it's like a podcast, lash sex thing. So like, ask any reason then suck dick in the end. I feel. I mean, that's interesting. You're different, bro. It's a good idea. I think so. Are you dudes on your OnlyFans at some point? You open to it or no?
You know what? Okay, right back. I got caught up. So during quarantine, I was like, in a long relationship and like, he kept asking me, are you showing your on OnlyFans? And I was like, no. Are you anybody on OnlyFans? I was like, no. But I was. But you were. No, no, no. I wasn't. So it was like, old videos from me and my ex-boyfriends or whoever I was with. And my coochie's so cute. So I was recording in his like bathroom and stuff. And like, I know I should have been honest, but he figured out that you were on OnlyFans and he got pregnant. But didn't you figure that was gonna happen to me too? I didn't. Wait, what happened? Like the the mans I was talking to subscribe to me to see what I was doing. And he figured out you were lying about what you were doing. I wasn't lying. I just wasn't telling him what was on there that he didn't like. He just didn't like me like popping it open. Oh my god. I know. But you take care of that. I know insecurity. But yeah, like for a long time, I didn't do that. You know what I feel like? Got men who date strippers or um, OnlyFans girls, be prepared. Your girl is gonna be out there showing her coochie, haul her booty, haul her titties. I would be way more worried dating somebody like you who's in the strip club, selling ass, doing all kinds of crap. I'm just kidding, Mr. Adam. I'm not saying bootyhole. No, but you are. You know, like I'm out there shaking, being in the strip club. Like, I mean, the reality of the of your girl being a stripper is that she's around every lit drug dealer and rapper in the whole city. At some point, sooner or later, like my girl, be real. I mean, like, if she had been a stripper when I met her, I wouldn't have cared. But like, she could be a stripper now. all these guys that I know are going to be coming in like that's you're putting yourself in an untenable situation. It's nice. Do you think it's worse when you're like, have a platform yourself? Hell yeah. Because then if they're taking pictures of her smacking her ass, if she was dancing when she doesn't want to strip anyway, but if she was, I mean, what that they're gonna, what they're gonna be tagging me in it? Things cannot happen. Up. You know, like, I mean, that's just realistically gonna happen. You know, like, if you're too famous, being a stripper is a big old liability. Yeah, I feel it. Like my can't sing to another rapper's lyrics if I know him. Really? Yeah. Like she could sing to like Drake. Dragon go my. Yeah, but like she can't stick to like the homie Ruchi. Now you can figure out how do you know Drake will your? And you know, I saw you. You know what I mean? Like, like you're thinking about it. Like, hold up. Listen. Champagne Poppy. Like, would you let? Like, example, like, yeah, I don't know. I just wouldn't. No, I don't want Drake your girl. No, no, no, no. She's gonna love it. Like, yeah, bro. Like, if my singing like to Kaelin, I'm gonna be like, yeah, you can't post that. Why? Cause what if my is fighting up for Caitlyn? And then Caitlyn your? And then you gotta have some security, bro. You gotta expect that she's not gonna just your heart. It's not that he's a homie. It's just food's gonna be fools. Like I didn't. You know, you know, I mean, this is is I'm being honest here. But if she give it up, then she's not your girl, baby. Exactly. But then it's like, yeah, I was and I'm like, damn, he my. But I'll admit that there's been like moments where maybe my girl was like singing along to a rabbit or something. But I don't think of rappers as like competition. They're like, they're mostly people I know. And the ones I don't know, it's like, whatever. There's no. I'm not saying competition. I'm just saying like, if we mean like, I don't even make music. I don't either. I will tell you though, my girl. Or you do. But you don't. You don't think they're like, yeah, I don't sit there and go like, yeah, I'm a rapper. Right, right now. Okay. But like, my girl recently ordered podcast merch from another podcast. And then did it kind of hurt your ego? It didn't really. But like, at first I was like, nah, whatever. I don't care. Like, you know, but for a second. But it's not like someone I have beef with. But it is somebody I've never had anything to do with. Yeah, so it's, I like, you know, it didn't make me talk a second. But okay, so you'd be cool.
Um, your man subscribed me to another girl's only. I was about to say that. So my, I called my man. Exactly. You were born. He, he subscribed to Jeanette Guzman's. And I was like, that's weird. You should have told me about it. Like, I'm, I'm open. Who's your neighbor's mind? She's like, the fashion of a girl. Oh, I thought it was fun. No. Foreign. I'm not okay with it. I'm not with your man was my man subscribing to another girl's page. But what, what if he was just jerking off to her Instagram? No, so what he did, he's like, you know, he told me he was like, so I subscribed just to see how she does it so I can tell you how you do it. Are you kidding me? That's an ass way to tell you how to do it. No, like, like how she does it because he's like, she's not showing because she wasn't like, I give you tips. Tips. He wanted to give you tips on how to not get completely naked on there because he wanted you to be more prude on there. Oh, well, that's an interesting line of defense. Okay. Right. What about you? I would be upset. I was upset because, you know, like, I just know like what the what those girls are doing and I'm just like, I don't want him to see him. So you're being. No, but she's not. She wasn't doing anything. She wasn't. She just had like a bikini. I haven't copped another girl's OnlyFans besides for like ones I was gonna make a video about. But if I did, I definitely would make sure that my girl didn't find out. No, that's my business. Or I would bring it up to her because I don't want her to like know that I'm like secretly thinking some girl is super hot. But I will say to her like, like you're, I would be like, oh, look, we should get her OnlyFans and look at her. Yeah, my girl wouldn't really think that was that. No crazy. You know, that would be kind of normal for us. Yeah, I mean, your girl did hit me up. So yeah. And we're in the basement. The way she said that it was like, yeah, I'm about to take your girl. Honestly, you definitely could take my girl like, you know, for the evening if you wanted. Like, that certainly could happen. She would allow that to happen. So you wouldn't at him? Not yet, at least. Now, actually, you know, she just said that she didn't want to do the threesome four. So now you don't see no business. Oh, she didn't say nothing. She didn't say no in the private life. So I don't put them. But also, if she's going to be doing a podcast on here potentially long term, you can't. I mean, I'm not saying I can't, but I'm saying maybe we should get some paperwork done before.
Okay, so how do you guys? Okay, I have a question for you guys. So and YouTube, baby girl, but vice versa. So if you or you, you were a girl and she on you, you're her anally. Would you still keep going or would you stop? And would you cry? Would you still unspot? She's 20. She's not ready for that real world. I would still keep going at him. If you all over the guy, he's covered head to toe and. You know what? If he's me, he's into it. No, because I just think that's just gross. No, but it might. I'm like, just keep it like, maybe I would probably leave the room and just block him. Like, I don't want to see him ever after that. If I it on him. Okay, mama, it's okay. I can't. I can't. I don't know how I feel about being chilly dog, Mr. Wiener. Yeah, but I don't like. On me. Yeah, that's kind of a little too much. Yeah, but yeah, that's full. Oh, it's like food. But don't put it in the. You could not. Okay, you can never go in the ass to the coochie hole. You cannot because you can get a UTI. And that's how I went to the emergency room once. The emergency room. It got that bad. Had that much. No, but it was like, it knows. No, no, no, no, no, no. He up cause I told him I took a stop. And then he still didn't care. Like, he put the tip in and he didn't even go all the way because he had a huge dick. But like, he would ask me and then he put it in your. How long did it take before you ended up in the emergency room? Okay, so I spent the night with him for like the weekend. We were like seven times out of that weekend. Like non-stop. Like bunnies. And then after like, like Sunday or Monday came, I literally, yeah, like buddies. So literally afterwards, I went to the ER and I was like, like, this is terrible. So now I don't do that. I'm very cautious. I talk about it because I'm very clean now. Like, it's crazy that you had to go through that to know that you didn't want to have put in your vagina. Even if even if it a little particle, you're still gonna get up. That's crazy. When I think about it, like I have a short urethra. There's so many girls in my private life. Pre-girlfriend. You know what guys? I can spell my first design with just Spanish. The off. Okay. Short urethra. Who do you find more attractive? Herbert. Stop. I don't like that. I don't want to. Yeah, people are already people already being mean to me calling me the Walmart Kylie Jenner. I don't need to hear it. I think you guys will look great. Thank you. Thank you. Adam. Yeah, um, I feel like I feel like we almost like like that, you know, it's good. Like this could just be what it is. But I feel like we gotta like do another one. We'll really talk to the schmucks out there that need advice about dating and stuff. I feel like I got them. We just kind of talked mostly about the intricacies of having and OnlyFans and getting on and getting UTIs, trying in your vagina. You got like 10 pounds of in your vagina. They've got to dig it out. It's exaggerating. Yeah, a little bit. But it's like a little particle, particle, Mr. Hanky, Mr. Hinky. Um, yeah, but I think, uh, this was good. I think this is in terms of our first, uh, experiment here. I think this is, uh, probably satisfactory. We're gonna use this to, uh, figure some stuff out from here. We can do all their horny vibes too. Yeah, we gotta keep working and elaborating on the horny vibes for sure. I'm brand new. I never. And she is too. I've never been on a podcast. Well, you went on AD's the other day. That was more like, that was a club night. What do you mean? That was a club night? Because AD, like somebody commented, he forgot that he was doing a podcast and just started treating it like the glove. Oh, it was fun. I had fun there. I was like, what the is this? Oh, we have Champagne Poppy. And then you guys left AD and Duno to go hang out with some white guys? Oh, no. Actually, she took me to the block. She dropped me off at the block in the Tesla. Oh, and then she might dude me too. We had a jacket in the box. We had Jack in the Box, like the hood of the car. You with the jalapeno poppers. I love. I'm lactose intolerant, but if you die for me to. I used to always get the three-piece jalapeno popper at Jack in the Box whenever I would order some food. Then I went there one time with a homie. He ordered the 12 piece and I was like, you can do that. Hey, that's crazy. We didn't leave AD. It was like, it was like the funniest thing in the world. They did like the super tuna vibes, you know? They did like some super downtown Echo Park. Like we went to Jack. She dropped us off at the dead end. The hummings were right there waiting. We were like in some nice views. She she took off in her. Oh my god. Like I like him. I'ma waste. Exactly. Oh, wait. Little House Stone wants me to come back tomorrow. But he's so horny. He's just inviting every girl that he meets like onto all. Like he's, if you're going to be on the podcast Tuesday, there's one person that needs to make the decision about that. Right? It's me. He's so horny that he forgets. Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on the podcast. I told him not to. Yeah. Come on the podcast. I told him that too. I was like, okay, because I know we need the approval of you guys and Mr. Adam 22, the horniest man. Don't worry. The little house. He got the horny ride. He was we were facetiming Miami. He would a dog, a cat, anything. Like anything without. Don't do my little hairs. She's getting in there. He told you my little house for me. It was interesting. You know what I need to do, bro? I need to make OnlyFans just so I could come relate to you guys a little more. Yeah. And you need to read position of the day. Sex every day. Have you had a good solid threesome? I haven't had a good one. Two girls. Yeah, two girls. I had like an okay one. Yeah, but it was like half ass. I was kind of like, like one girl was like super down. The other girl was super down too. But then the other girl, like, I know she like the homies. I was kind of, you know, I mean, when it comes to the threesome, that's the last of your worries. But it was cool. It was cool. It was cool. I would it was it was better than hers. No, no. I thought he was talking like, I thought he said that you guys had one. But I'm like, it was about your story. Yeah. Oh, I. I appreciate you guys. Thank you so much. This is going to be, uh, very interesting to see how this one came out. And maybe we gotta do some more stuff. Yes. Thank you. Coming soon. Let us know down below. Do you think that this should be, you know, what was it called? Thoughts knives door. What's next, baby? I'm not a dot next door. We need a new name. Yeah, well, Mexican thoughts. Call her Poppy. That was my idea. Why can't you just say horny bites? Oh, you can't put horny. That crossed my mind. But maybe we could spell like the way they used by the homies. I don't know what the H W H A W W W R I. Yeah, that's an idea. Okay, so I didn't. I wasn't interrupting as much. And I hope I wasn't. That's cool. Could I be interrupting? Like, I like this little waffle making. I don't think about it. Waffle stuff. You know what waffle stomping is? It's where you take a in the shower and you stomp it down the drain. We'll be back real, real soon. Appreciate y'all.