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We are going to analyze different situations of Rubiales throughout Rubiales skills and highlights. Indeed, indeed. Video in 480.
Uh, the whole thing about that, we were commenting on it before, right? That I believe all this that is emerging, Rubiales is making the graph a bit of a rollercoaster to the point of reaching uh obviously a character that is disgusting for the things he does, but now the whole thing is so crazy that you say, "Yes, I'll already keep this as part of our football." Uh, here we see Rubiales' commode.
Damn, but this 850 € is clickbait, right? No, I think someone put it at that price, maybe it's my uncle, and that's it. And the news is already made. Yes, it's like if I now put this glass out there for 800 bucks, right? Of course, I think I have to have it. I've never looked for it. I think I have to have it.
That, what season will it be? I think it's the two three or three four, it has to be. I think so around there because it was a friendly match in summer. What are you saying? Look, look at the one against Dinamo de Kiev, I think, something like that. A friendly match in Marbella against Dinamo de Kiev. Suster and they ended up fighting. Sergio García Suster was the coach of Levante. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Damn, you're scary, huh? That was Sandro, right? The one who was Already, this, this is Sergio García, he's here first. Look, look Ruby, look at Ruby. Ruby is. Damn, he already liked it. He was giving it his all as a player. I don't think so, I remember everything fits very well. I think defenders, yes, I think, but the truth is I have it a bit out of place. It's just that R already played against Messi, huh? He was the Carvajal of that era, that always counts.
Well, let's see, but a worse player, of course, right? A bit worse, yes, I think so, but yes, it's just that, that Levante, I think it's a bit later and not when Rubiales is there, but Ballesteros was there, uh David Navarro was also there, lumberjacks. Careful, huh, [laughter] it was it was it was a bit complicated. Now there's a report on Movistar, I think, about Spain before the tiki-taka and such, how it was like they are lumberjack footballers and they come out there talking about Pablo Alfaro and how very proud they are of how they don't buy into the current game, you know? Like you see them before it flew more. It's true, bastard.
What's the score? At Hamilton Academy. I didn't know he had played in Scotland. This must be from the very last, huh? He must have had something there. Well, try to pull off one last heist in football. I don't know, maybe. Last heist. This is a textbook clickbait that I completely fall for. You're incredible.
He had a conversation with Obama and he made some mention of Lopetegui's institution. He told me that sometimes one has to act and that they [laughter] were in line with the decision we had made. Obama, Obama in line with this. He didn't say that, he said it. I say it as a joke. No, no, no. Let's see, I was listening to it. [laughter] I was I have no idea. I was listening and I perfectly remember saying, "Damn, but he's really saying it." He said yes, he had spoken with Obama about Atlético to the Obama brothers from Atlético, the lads. [laughter] That could be. That could be that they are still the promise of the gaffe.
Of course, it's like Lady Gaga's call to Melody, right? From when the [laughter] from when the Eurovision thing, uh, of course, really in the end someone tells you this with such conviction and well, damn, but then if he narrates what happened to him, which is that they threw an egg at him and it seems like he was shot treacherously. Hey, your uncle some gamer headphones.
What he said is, "I didn't know if it was an egg or a weapon." No, of course, I got up like to defend the pregnant lady with her two girls. Lie. And the truth is you see the image and the guy simply doesn't see neither the woman nor the pregnant lady nor the girls, but goes to beat the hell out of the egg thrower. But the twist is far beyond the aggression. That tape is much, it's incredible. I like it a lot. We will see the image of the thrower, because if we see it, the one who catches the egg like David Carradine mid-air is not Rubiales, it's the editor. The editor, the older gentleman. He caught an egg. The editor, an older gentleman, gets up and the guy is calm there, I mean, while the other one is losing his mind doing kung fu, spinning around and such. The editor is still when he sees the egg, he goes pam and catches it.
Uh, I really like the guy's entrance. He says, "It's nothing." You know? As if saying, "It's not exclusive." No, look, look, look. [laughter] But, do you know what's the best part? Do you know who stops the aggressor? Betrán Endongo. Elongo. What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing, man? What is he doing? What is he doing, man? It's incredible, man. It's spectacular. The scene is spectacular. It's it's Look at this editor. Look, uh, notice here. First egg, second. Incredible this and now Endongo appears. What is he doing? What is he doing? I like it a lot because because he uses the microphone as a weapon too. He has the microphone here trying to subdue him. Damn, you know, this is the shortest fuse, man. Spectacular, but I mean, it's a setup, a guy who... And why does he throw an egg at him? Well, because he's a deranged person and I don't think I can find a justification for why.
They have arrested him, they have taken him away and well, we will have to take action against him because I sincerely thought he was armed. It seemed like a feeling that he was going to throw it at my face because he was 1 meter away from you and he threw it, no, he wasn't 1 meter away from me. He was he was 10 meters away. He was next to a family with two small children and with and with a woman and a pregnant woman. And I thought I thought he was armed and and I went for him because I thought something was going to happen to that family, right? Nothing more. With how easy it is to stay home for two years if you're rich, you know?
Yes, of course. It's that one. This is [laughter] the Ah, this is the the middle one. It's the uncle. Damn, what a good guy, huh? Cool. He's a bit like Piqué, right? He would have dedicated himself to something else. To begging. Begging. It's true. Being an extra. But he has participated in 1000 series, huh? Yes, he's a guy who is the same age as him, more or less, he says. Yes, yes, yes, because like me, I mean, he's the bro, I mean, this one has like this is the younger brother. This is Rubiales' uncle, man. The uncle is like his father's younger brother, typical when there are many siblings, the first and the last. This is Luis Rubén Rubiales. And this is the younger brother. We're talking about the one on the left, right? No, the one in the middle. [laughter] And this is Juan Rubiales' younger brother, who is an uncle of Rubiales who was a cabinet advisor for the federation and Luis Rubiales got angry with him and fired him. And when he fired him, of course, the other one has made it so that in fact he first says, "It's nothing, throw an egg," he says stop talking about Juan in reference to this, don't mention him anymore, uh, this whole thing is spectacular and it's true, you commented the other day on many of the series he participated in on the big match show. In all these successful Spanish series, I suppose they will be secondary roles. Yes, of course, yes. Like a waiter or whatever. Of course, but he has participated in all of them. Look at him, huh. Damn, he says he went with more, I mean, he didn't throw all the eggs he was carrying, huh? No, because because I put it, I catch it in Dongo. Of course, of course.
Now, uh, this four bucks. We already have more things. Wow, these are the day of the damn eggs. Look, look, look. Here. Of course. This, this seemed spectacular to me, huh? But for good. Yes, exactly. [laughter] It was about time, right? It was about time for a real guy and for not being like damn this, man. Here. Let's see, I see Laporta very capable of doing this, huh? A semifinal against Madrid. The thing is that the queen had to be there. Of course, heads of state nearby. I mean, look, Laporta flies high, huh? But I don't see him grabbing his balls. I mean, he pulled down his pants at an airport, huh? Uh, yes, [laughter] it beeped three times and he said, "What? He pulled down his pants and said I'm not carrying anything." It's just that it's been a gesture that, I mean, that had to be recovered, that was a gesture that was no longer in society, you know? I'm going to recover this for it's from Motril, uh, too. Of course there can be, there can be more there, he got carried away by the Of course, this is the prelude to the little kiss, I mean, the alienation had already begun, a little kiss and he told me, "Okay, look, look, look, look, look." Geez, this is the this is the moment. Look at her. This is the moment. Look at him, look at him. Rubi is demented, huh? This is the the Yes, yes. Look at look at the the the attitude, man. It's like a wedding at 4 in the morning, huh? And I told her a little kiss. And she told me, "Okay," she replied, "you're a crack." What what handling? Let's see, [laughter] what handling of the dinner is the guy handling. The the oratory, the oratory, and such and it's uh of course it's in this press conference the one of uh I'm not going to I'm not going to resign, I'm not going to resign, no damn it's incredible.
Besides, everyone was saying, "He's going to call a press conference, he's going to resign, he's going to apologize." What do I have to resign for? Well, I'm going to tell you something. I'm not going to resign, he said it four times. I'm not going to resign again. I'm not going to resign again. [applause] I'm not going to resign, I'm not going to resign the face of Luis de la Fuente there like very much of a madman too. Yes, yes, of course. The thing [laughter] the whole thing is that probably the night before he watched The Wolf of Wall Street at the moment when DiCaprio uh says "I'm not leaving" and such, he also did it for 20 minutes and said this is the mythical thing that he sees Scarface and says e uh it's cool, uh I want to be that Cuban, I am it's me. It's literally me.
But this in the end, I mean, Rubiales had caused a huge mess. Uh, it's just that nothing ever happened, it was always said that there was a connection with the Socialist Party and such, but I mean, he had this issue that he negotiated a salary, it was already high, but normal, but uh he included that from each new contract to the federation he would pocket a percentage, I think it was two or three. And of course, he broke all the federation's contracts and negotiated them all again. That was thrown at him. There's the issue of, do you remember the Salobreña house? Which one was that? Well, it came out that in a Salobreña house they caught that his uncle Juan said they went with escort ladies and he said it was a work meeting. I love [laughter] the translation. You're welcome, you're welcome. I am willing. If there is a doctor who assures us that by giving us truth serum, they ask me if I have ever been with a prostitute and I will answer no. And let them ask my uncle too, he knows it perfectly. I don't believe in the floor. I believe in the truth serum. No, but you're a damn. What he said is that they took a house in Salobreña, you tell me, they rented it and that it was a work meeting of Luis Rubiales' trusted team and that afterwards a girl came, but just to have some refreshments and that well they left and continued.
Look, do you know who it is? It's the one who threw the eggs at him. The uncle. Ah, this is the uncle. [laughter] It's the uncle. He's chameleon-like. That singer from Oreja Chilepes. This photo seems wonderful to me. [laughter] That story, the book. Which one is it? You can zoom in, I don't know what or dream. To dream or to dream. I think it is, right? Let's see, you can zoom in there. The hair is crazy, huh? The Pantene, huh? The hair is damn crazy. And the socks higher than I would say? To dream or to dream. To dream or to dream. To dream or not to dream. I think the curve of the book, right? The socks are criminal. It's written with two hands, huh? Yes, yes. This, this is already a crime. But the photo itself, there are better photos, huh? The guy's Instagram is a goldmine, it's hypnotic. I entered the first day and couldn't stop looking at this guy's photos. It's spectacular. We have more images to analyze of this.
I cannot guarantee that tomorrow they won't put a bag of cocaine in my trunk. I have never drunk even a single beer. No, I don't drink alcohol. I am from a family in Motril, I don't smoke, but I was born in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. My sister fell on top of me and broke my legs from top to bottom. I usually walk with a cap and these days I have taken off my cap so that everyone can see my face. I don't think it will get to the point where they find me thrown in a ditch with a shot to the back of the neck. No, but well, he believes he lives or lives a movie. It's a handwritten script. This is all real, huh? He said it all, huh? Yes, yes, man, of course he said it. But I love how those small biographical details try to add credit. I have never done drugs. I am from Motril. Never [laughter] have I done drugs. I am from Motril. I drink, my legs broke when I was little. Uh, I am I am I am from the Canary Islands, my sister in Gran Canaria. It's a it's a bit of the the this of it's the same mechanic of "I'm pregnant, I'm a lawyer, I'm a police officer." Uh, I mean, it's a bit of that same non-stop pa pa pa.
The truth is, he should be drugged, right? Because [laughter] come on, we have to give him truth serum. You've never done drugs and it already gives you all this, it already gives you all this sober, man. Of course, of course. It's like, of course, it's like that type of people you say, "Okay, I understand you don't do drugs because you fell into the cauldron." Of course, I mean, the typical thing like someone there attentive so that no one gets hurt, but but I think he could be drugged, right? Let's see what he does. I think [laughter] Of course, of course. I think so. In one of these challenges that Pablo Motos does, putting a kid in a [laughter] box locked for half an hour, do that, man. In fact, that Broncano and he team up and do a special just for this, to see what stories he tells.
Uh, to me, to me, of all these, I think these statements, this press conference seems to me... a few minutes ago we accessed the interior of this church, the church of Divina Pastora, where Luis Rubiales' mother, Ángeles Verja, is located, she has attended us in a chair where she supposedly spent the whole night. She has told us that she is well, that she intends to continue what her son Luis has told her, that he please abandon. According to her, he is not here. That he please tell the truth since she knows that her son is [laughter] it's a detail also, she jumped to defend her son, man, it's fine, one day, a little 10-hour fast, man, all this. I mean, I mean that in 10 years you show these images to someone and you ask them what year you think they are from, of course they are and they will tell you from '90 already but it's like when you put Jesús Gil too, that's why it's that era, it's not, I'm telling you, in in Of course I'm from '93. It's not all the things from the 90s I've seen, but I haven't lived them. And when this came out I say, damn, I'm going to have, I'm going to have my little piece of history, I'm going to have my own memories.