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One morning, Tennessee, ever on the alert to better himself, was glancing through the morning paper when, "Here it is, Chumley! The chance of a lifetime! Listen, plumbing business for sale, cheap! This is our chance to go into business for ourselves and be independent!"
"Everybody," Tennessee, "we don't know anything about plumbing!"
"Nonsense, Chumley! There's nothing to it! Let's go!"
Meanwhile, far across the city, Rocky Mananov, the big bank robber, was outlining a new robbery.
"Yeah, that's fine, but if I have to stay cooped up in this place for two weeks with that dripping faucet, I'll go nuts!"
"We'll turn it off."
"I tried. It won't turn."
"Yeah, let me try it. Look at me. The plumber! That's what we need! Go get me a plumber! Anywhere! Just grab the first cook you come to!"
"There you are, my friend. There's the money, and here's the business. You've got everything you need to be good plumbers. Good luck, dude."
"We got everything we need. All right, except the customers."
"Don't worry, Charlie. They'll be one along any minute."
"Hey, you guys plumbers?"
"We certainly are. What can we do for you?"
"Come with me. My name's Rocky Manitowoc, and this is my trippy faucet. See that? I want you should fix it before three o'clock, or I'll play you two a tune on my violin. You get it?"
"Ah, sure, sure, Mr. Madden. Off we can fix it. Don't worry about a thing. We can take care of it."
"You all right, Chumley? Take a look at that faucet and see what's inside."
"You can't feel the things."
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"Family here. Lift me at that thing. I just take it off so we can work."
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"Turn it off! Turn it off!"
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"Now, Tennessee, well, get me out of here! Get me out of here!"
"Okay, Tennessee."
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"All right, you dim-witted walrus! Get me out of here!"
"Okay, Tennessee. Hang on, hang on, hang on. What else can I do here? I come!"
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"Is that you broke the pipe?"
"I know, but now get down here and see if you can find a place to turn the water off."
"Anything!"
"All right, hurry! I can't hold this all night!"
"You see the handles? It might do it."
"Well, turn it! Turn it! Turn it the other way! The other way! Up! Up!"
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"I think it's time we went to see the man with all the answers."
"All right, Charlie English."
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"And so we have to get that faucet fixed."
"Oh, well, now, let's see if we can't get you out of the hot water. Get it? First, let's understand how a faucet works. A faucet is really a control of the flow of water. It has four main parts: the handle, the stem, the washer, and the seat. See how the water flows along the pipe, through the faucet, and out? Now, if we want to stop the water, we turn the handle, which turns the stem, which forces the washer into the seat, and not allow the water can't get through."
"But why does Mr. Man North go drip, drip, drip?"
"Because the washer is probably worn out around the edge, and that's just a little bit of water through."
"I see. Then, if it's worn out, all we have to do is throw away the faucet and get a new one?"
"No, no, my boy. All you have to do is replace the washer. Yeah, let me show you. First, take off the handle, then remove the stem. Now, on the bottom of the stem, you'll find the washer, which is fastened on by a screw. Take it out, put in a new washer, and your faucet will be as good as new."
"Phineas tank will be your the greatest. Come on, Chumley."
"Ah, yes. Uh, yes. Uh, how do you fix a broken pipe?"
"The glue?"
"Oh, my boy, plumbers fasten pipes together with special fittings like these. The straight ones are called sleeves. The bent ones are called elbows. These are called tees, and these are called tees. They screw onto the ends of the pipe, and by using them in combination, you can make the pipe go in any direction you want it to."
"Good, good. We have all kinds of pipe and fittings back at the shop. Thanks, Mr. Whoopee. Come on, Chumley."
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"Now, let's get to work. I'll put the sleeve on the broken piece of pipe."
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"Now, hand me that length of pipe."
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"There we are. Now, for the faucet."
"Do you think Tennessee divorce it is going to be way up in the air?"
"I know. We'll use an elbow and another piece of pipe. So there. Now the faucet is going to be way over there. All it takes is another fitting and a little more pipe."
Meanwhile, Rocky Mananov was also at work.
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"I hope they fixed that faucet."
"Yay! Better health! What did I tell you, Chumley? Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail! The faucet is right back where it should be."
"Yeah. Now, turn on the main valve."
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"You're sleeping! It's leaking! Every joint! Turn them off! I can't do anything!"
"Then swim for it! It's getting deep!"
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"Over the door!"
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"Get out of the way!"
"Now, wait a minute, Mr. Manning off! Wait!"
"Nothing! We're going in!"
"Out of my way!"
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Tennessee, it's a good job you did catching Rocky Mananov, the big bank robber."
"Yes, but I think we're all washed up as comments."
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"Tennessee! Tennessee!"
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Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Mayer Wiener. That is what I never wanna be. Nice here, and we're tuning us to me. Oh, I love you. Oscar Mayer wieners are all meat, all good meat, rich and complete meat protein, mildly seasoned to bring out all the good meat flavor. Everyone would be in love with me. Next week, you'll handle just a refreshment. Freddy, I sing the song of Captain Crunch. It's your mermaid singing my song. Bear closer. See, dog for lunch? Ready? I'll have all that Captain Crunch cereal. Just think, breakfast in bed every morning. Captain Crunch cereal, made of corn and oats and two kinds of sugar, and it'll never uncrunch, not even after you pause on the milk. After he pours on the milk, and it's fun too much, and it's fun too much, and it's fun. That's Magnolia bulkhead Porter Stern. Yeah, turn left. Fire. All right, Captain. She was obviously a phony, but every mermaid looks a little fishy. Captain Crunch from Quaker Oats.
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Do anything, my friends.
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A giant castle with a giant giant. Let's go. Sue. Time for Cheerios, kid. Get yourself go. Get Cheerios. Energy Cheerios.
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I'll take anybody. He'll only end up in the hospital with all the others anyway. See how easy these movie heroes have itself. Push a button, and you're riding a Bronco.
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Want anything done? You have to do it yourself. If it kills him, bless you. My way. How would you like to be in the movie? No, on the scene. There are only three seconds left to play. Your team is behind by only one touchdown. They give the ball to you, and you run through that line, and I scored a touchdown, and we win. No, you lose. I'm alone.
This is your most important fight. It's against the Challenger, Little Willy Winkle. Oh, Little Willy Winkle! It's a first-round knockout! Until I win! Oh, you lose!
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Why should I have known? I am where it goes.
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My personal check for $12.38. And to the star of our picture, our own beloved Rory Rock, who won a million dollars. A million dollars? Who's he? He wasn't even in the picture. A million dollars! Wow! That was the greatest ball I've ever seen. Oh, you've got talent, my boy. A real talent. We will use it in our next picture. You hear me? Yes, of course.
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Terrific equipment to have a battle rift. When you get GI Joe and the authentic GI Joe equipment, you'll have the greatest realism, the greatest fun you ever had in playing soldier. Boxes after boxes of authentic uniforms and equipment, so you can change your GI Joe soldier into a camouflage Marine, ready for battle. A Navy Frogman with complete scuba suit, had inflatable knife rest. An Air Force pilot with high-altitude helmet and air vest. Get GI Joe and get GI Joe equipment, so you can set up exciting battle action whenever you want. Remember, only GI Joe is G.I. Joe.
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I'm crazy about Post Alphabets. H, I. I was robbed, officer. Somebody whopped my Post Alphabet. I believe it was that crazy rabbit, Bugs Bunny. He described a good stock. Well, Post Alphabets is the only cereal with all the letters of the alphabet. They're made with real oats to make you strong and full of energy, and sugar sparkle to taste just a little bit better. You mean alphabet spill energy from A to Z with a capital E. O. G. These letters happen to be just a little bit better. Delicious E. Get him quick, like a bunny.
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There's no need to bear. Underdog is here! Time again for the Underdog show, starring that champion of champions, Underdog!
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The speed of light.
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From all over the world, from all over the country, from all over the city, people were pouring into Metropolitan Stadium to see the fight of the century. Underdog against Overcast. Winner take all. Your attention, folks, at ringside for the fight of the Century. Air comes the hero of the world, and the mightiest figure in the universe, and the dog. And in this corner, the Challenger, Overcat.
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Who is this Overcat? Who dares challenge Underdog? How did this fantastic fight come about in the first place? All started some time ago, a trillion miles out in space, on the planet Felina. This planet is inhabited by a race of giant cats, ruled over by a big bully called Overcast. "Out of my way, slowpoke! Come in a hurry!"
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"Nobody's as strong as I am! Out of my way! Tell that house but to get my way! Oh, boys!"
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"Have a cigar, Overcat."
"Thanks, boys. You what I need. A nice cold sorbet of milk."
"Sorbet of milk? For all the cat? One sorbet milk coming up!"
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"Guys!"
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"There is no milk, Overcat!"
"E! The milk well has run dry! All the milk wells are dry! We don't know of a cat!"
"Why don't you ask the mechanical brain?"
"Good idea! You're right! Yeah! Watch the milk situation around here. There is no milk on this planet. All the milk wells dry! I gotta have milk! Where can I get it? Where? Where? Where?"
"The clearest place is the planet called Earth. They've got lots of milk wells there."
"No, no! From animals called cows!"
"Cows? That's even better! We can take all the cows and bring them back here! Get the rocket trains ready!"
And so it was that a short time later, a fleet of rocket trains took off from the planet Felina and headed for Earth.
"Now, here it is! Now, here it is! All rocket trains spread out over Earth land according to plan and capture every cow! Hide them in the trains and head back for Filina! Let's go, cats!"
And quicker than you could say "Hi diddle diddle," the plan was carried out on little farms, on big farms, in the rolling hills of Wisconsin, and the towering mountains of Switzerland, until at last, there wasn't a call left on the face of the Earth. What will the world do without milk? Can Underdog get the cows back? And what about the fight between Underdog and Overcat? There's plenty of excitement ahead in our next episode!
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These two soon disappear fighting the Army. Blue soldiers galore. What can do Indians do? Let you go. Go first. Watch them go to the colonel with his Sergeant. Author orenana charges.
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Gophers! Watch them go! Go!
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Let's swim! Take care of those Gopher Indians once and for all!
"A United States Army!"
"Indian giver!"
"Indian giver, precisely! Now, this machine gives us the position of those Indians anywhere in Gopher Gulch. You see, that's the teepee. There's one of the Gophers, and there's the other one running up."
"Oh, Colonel! Got a new box!"
"What inbox?"
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"Sneak up to see. We have fun."
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"Oh, oh, Colonel! Have many cannon! How we managed to sneak up on forty coming up?"
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"We currently have all cannon pointing South, so we sneak up from North."
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"They're trying to attack from our weak side! What do we do, Colonel?"
"Follow me to the cannons! All cannons pointing in one direction! Him never think we come this way!"
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"All right!"
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"Somehow, Colonel, see brave braves in daylight. So now we sneak up in dark. But how we get over walls?"
"Oh, us use some wings to glide in like silent owls. We outsmart Colonel for sure!"
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"Oh, it's the Indian giver! I knew those Gophers would try again! Wow! Cool! Looks like they're flying! Bullish! Sergeant! Fully for you! That's exactly what they're doing! Follow me! Poor, stupid Colonel! Him never!"
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"Charge!"
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"See the bubbles? They're trying to sneak up on us through the river! They are, Colonel! What do we do?"
"Grab that coal stove, and I'll bring all the coal we can carry! There'll be a hot time in the old goats today!"
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"They're up to nothing! The Gopher Indians are finished for good! We'll never see them again!"
"Gee, I don't know. I just can't imagine the Gophers giving up."
"Well, you all tune in for our next adventure and see if the Colonel is right!"
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Thank you. Why not a flag? They may be letters.
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Now, rainbow item. Let me tell you an amazing adventure. Another, perhaps tomorrow, Commander. I was a bit down on my luck, don't you know, when the telegram arrived offering me a handsome job in the States if I could be there the next day. Having missed the weekly plane, I borrowed an expensive private plane, knowing that I would soon be able to reward the owner handsomely for its use. Two nice spot an enormous rainbow over a tidy island. I could not resist taking a picture with my remarkable camera. But I forgot this was an open cockpit plane.
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Soon passed me and crashed. I was driving helplessly downward. My reputation would be lost, to say nothing of your life. That tool, I thought fast. I reached out and caught the rainbow and stayed gently to the ground, unharmed. Amazing! But how did you pay for the wrecked plane? We're having reached the end of the rainbow, I simply picked up the pot of gold, which everyone knows is there, and had plenty to pay for the plane and also set myself up in business. I say, Commander, what a colorful story!
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All right.
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All the cows in the world had been herded into rocket trains and were on their way to the planet Felina. I will have all the milk we need. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Sweet Polly Purebred, Ace TV reporter, was spreading the alarm. "And it's a worldwide disaster! There is no milk for the children anywhere! All the cows have disappeared! This is a job for Underdog! Help us, Underdog! Help us!"
At that very moment, humble, lovable shoe shine heard the call. "Excuse me, sir. I'll come back later and finish your shoe. But in the world's in trouble. I am not slow. It's hip, hip, hip, and away I go!"
And Underdog looked everywhere for the missing cows. "Here, Bossy! Here, cows! Here, cows!" He looked in the mountains. "Air cows! Cows! Cows!" He looked in subways.
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"Here it goes!" By this time, the cows were all on the planet Felina, and the giant cats were having trouble getting milk out of them. "Try this hand!"
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"Maybe these handles will do it!"
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"Well, where to make the garden thing work, stupids? Give me that dick!"
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"You two go back to Earth and get somebody who knows how to wake one of these things."
"And who will we get?"
"And turn on the view screen, and we'll take a look."
"It is true, friends. There is not a cow left. Underdog can't find them anywhere. Milk is so important to our lives, you know. I can remember learning how to milk a cow when I was a little girl."
"Milk a cow? Let's go!"
And that concludes another news program for today. This your reporter, Sweet Polly Purebred, saying, "You can't get away with this! Underdog will come and fix you! Underdog! Jose! He's the strongest hero in the universe! That's who! He's got superpowers! Nothing can stop him! Superpowers, huh? Superpower Powers too!"
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"I'll deal with this Underdog if he shows up. Take it to the cows!"
"Oh, where, oh where is my Underdog gone? Oh, well, where can we be?"
And back on Earth, Underdog's supersonic ears picked up Sweet Polly's call, and he headed for the planet Felina.
"Look! Oh, we can't! I'm the scope! It must be that Underdog character! He's headed this way! Prepare the rubber ball trap! No matter how super he is, he can't get out of that! Set it up right outside the barn!"
"Where Sweet Polly's milking cows!"
"I hear somebody down below! That must be the place to go! Aha!"
"There's no need to fear! Underdog is here! No matter how Underdog tries, the trap just stretches and stretches! Can he escape? What about all those cows? When will he fight Overcat? There's a thrilling time ahead in our next exciting episode!"
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Cats of the planet C liner had taken all the cows on Earth and captured Sweet Polly to milk them. And not they had the mighty Underdog in the rubber trap. If at first you failed your deed, try again till you succeed.
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If at first you failed your teeth, try again till you succeed.
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ER rubber trap! That does it!
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"So that's the great Underdog! It's rolling in with Sweet Valley! Underdog can help milk the cow!"
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"Oh, Underdog! Speak to me! Speak to me!"
"There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!"
"Oh, Underdog, you're so weak! You can't even break our chains! You'll have to spend the rest of our lives milking stolen cows to feed the giant cats!"
"My, my! Ring your ring! The secret compartment of my ring! I feel with an Underdog super energy pill! Of course! Here it is!"
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"Free! He broke the chains! Grab him! Earn all the cows on the flying trains while I give these cats some aches and pains!"
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"Let's jump them all together!"
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"And the Earth needs milk! I am not slow! It's hip, hip, hip, and away I go!"
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Looks like a storm's truck. It was Underdog. Overcat. Somehow, he got all his power back, and he beat us up and took all the cows and Sweet Polly too. That settles it. I'll take care of at the door myself. I'll challenge him to a fight. A fly on the dog voices of a cat, and the winner gets the cows. But what if he won't fight you? He'll have or I'll wipe out superpowers. Underdork, we just received a supersonic message for you. A message from Overcan. What does it say? "Underdog, Overcat challenges me to a fight to the end. He gets the cows if he should win. But you can't fight him, Underdog. He's as strong as you, maybe maybe stronger." But in the message, Overcad had threatened to attack the Earth if Underdog refused to fight. Underdog had no choice. But could he possibly defeat the ferocious Overcad? The answer lies ahead in our next.
Yeah, no, no, no, no. Two little Indians. No others near her. No, he vows. These two soon disappear fighting the Army. People soldiers galore. What can do Indians do?
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Go pick up the Colonel with his Sergeant. Author orenana charges. Colonel Kit Coyote's secret weapon called the Indian Giver machine made it possible for the Colonel to locate and attack the Indians wherever they were. So it was that the two Gopher Indians decided to leave Gopher Gulch in a hurry. "I got a strange feel and they'll be back on tense. It's all over now. Here is you officers. You're invited to a celebration."
Meanwhile, Ruffled Feather and Running Board were inviting some friends to a little celebration of their own.
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"You Braves come to Big Pow Wow."
"We come now, you men. We're going to have a celebration."
"But Colonel, sir, we've got to stay up here in case of attack."
"No more attacks, private! Tear it down! Invite him, your whole tribe! We have heap fern! We come! Tail down the wall!"
"Sergeant, begging the Colonel's pardon, but robot Sergeant, I said tear them down! Invite all those settlers to our celebration!"
"Oh, great chiefs, we are gonna have a big bow wow! Lots of fun! We won them whole Indian Nation to come! We come! What we bring? Bring them guns! Boom booms! War bonnets! You name them! Is now secure the United States Army has driven out the Indians!"
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"All two of them! And our mission here is accomplished! Therefore, as a symbol of peace, I want all officers to break their songs and all soldiers to bend their muskets!"
"Sergeant, fill the cannon with concrete! Peace in our time! Let joy reign unconfined! And now, and now, let's eat, drink, and relax!"
"What is that noise, Sergeant?"
"Begging the Colonel's pardon, that's the Indian alone! There are no more Indians now! Let's eat, drink, and be merry!"
"Taking the Colonel's pardon, but before you start being too merry, you better have a good look at this Indian Giver machine! We're surrounded! They're attacking! Throws the gates!"
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"All right, man. We've suffered a little setback, but we'll just look into the Indian Giver and find out where they are and uh, beg in the Colonel's pardon, but they took the Indian Giver too!"
"Now, that's going too far! To us, men! After them!"
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"You all don't want to miss the next episode! The Colonel should be back in uniform by then, and things will really be popping!"
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It is.
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Well, Africa, did I tell you about the time I bagged a lion without firing a shot? Sometimes I would really enjoy. I've gone to Africa in search of rare insects. I had no trouble catching specimens for my collection because my powerful magnifying glass made even the tiniest insect look large as an elephant. Then I spotted a very unusual insect cluttering about the top of the tall grass. I grabbed it. I realized that I had made a slight mistake and started to apologize, but the lion started after me.
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"Come to the edge of a cliff! Hello, man, was a river full of man-eating crocodiles! The lion was closing in! It looked like the end!"
"Good heavens, I should think so! But thinking quickly, I held up my powerful magnifying glass. It made me look like a giant! I roared and brightened the life out of the beast with a magnifying glass! Magnificent! Wait!"
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Thank you.
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The fight of the century! The hero of the world, the mighty Underdog, fighting the bully of the world, the ferocious Overcast! And for this fight of superpowers, this was a super raid! The ropes were really steel cables, the posts were solid iron, and the ring floor was sheet aluminum. "Be careful, Underdog! Be careful! Be careful!"
"Let the dog be careful! Try this one!"
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"Two! Break down! Body count! Left! Half! Heavenly! More than one punch! Shannon! He's up! Underdog is up! He's just sitting duck! Your atomic breath! Underdog! Use your atomic breath!"
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"Spray! Only the bell saved you, Underdog! Maybe you should give up!"
"When we battle for what is right, we must not give up the fight! Use your sledgehammer fist, Underdog! It's your only chance!"
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"You wanna make a nice punching bag? Let's try my feet! Now we can get those cows! Punching bags you like for fun? Then I'll show you the way it's done!"
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"I'm your dog! It looks hopeless! He has all your powers and he's bigger than you!"
"That's it! He's too big to be fast as me, and he can't hit what he can't see!"
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So when the giant cats banished Overcat from Felina, the mighty Underdog gave the cats what he had promised: milk growing from trees, coconut trees, so all the cats were happy except one. "Said he drew me out of sea lion!"
"El gets strong at Nevin! I'm gonna come back and wipe out Underdog!"
Will Overcat find another planet? Will he become stronger than ever? And back on Earth, what other dangers await the heroic Underdog? Don't miss the next exciting adventure of Underdog!
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Your assignment: danger! The mission: find the master spy, the weapon, secret Sam. Dancing to locate the master spy in Secrets' hands. Hidden cameras taking his picture right now. Suddenly, you discovered Secret Sand fires both from inside the case. Secrets and has barrel extension, special missile says. Message to your partner: mission accomplished. You hand over wind photographs. Secrets.
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What do you mean? That delicious chocolate-flavored cereal made with sweet Hershey's cocoa.
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Meet George Jensen.
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Jane, his wife.
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"Where are my shoes?"
"Right in front of you, dear."
"Where they're supposed to be."
"Well, I just want to be sure. Yesterday, I walked out of here with my shoes on my ears."
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"You better hurry, George. Don't forget you have to drop Astro off at obedience school on your way to work."
"Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is a school day, huh? Oh, boy. Will he be tickled? Here, Astro. Time to go play with your doggy pals."
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"Oh, right, right. All right, all right. Calm down. It isn't like you haven't seen him for 10 years, you know."
"I cut that out. If I want a bath, I'll take a shower."
"Oh, George, he's just excited. You know how anxious he gets about school."
"I know. Oh, I know. Fun! I could have more fun with a saber-tooth tiger."
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"It's nothing worse than showing up at work covered with dog heads."
"Yeah. Oh, it's gonna be a big night tonight. Hit that curtain!"
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"Hold it! Hold it! Tune in, swivelers! I got a treat for you! A new song by Judy Jetson! And to keep it in the family, on the drums, her father, oh, Space Daddy himself! And we're gonna kick off with a drum solo! Go! Go! Boom, boom! A drum solo! Who? Who? Me? Alone? I'm sure you! You can do it! Go get 'em, Dad! Dad! Zoom!"
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"Music! All right, baby, we are blessed in all right! That means I love you! Well, now, I took my baby for a ride in space!"
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"Without a little man with a funny, funny face!"
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"Nobody digs a word we say!"
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"I just said I love you too!"
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"That means I love you! Come on with me!"
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"I love you! Have fun, baby! I'll put you in orbit!"
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Okay, stop crazy things.
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It's a what?
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A music.
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Swing Wing, made by Transogram, where the fun comes from. It's a Swing Wing. It's a what? You ever meet?
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These things.
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Girls, Susan. Cute needs a mummy. Susie cute needs you. I'm the ghost that's known as Cancer. I wanna be your friend to you. I will try to make you happy. This is all you have to do. Here is the little witch we call Wendy. She's as good as she can be. Over here, he'll surprise you. Wait and see.
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Next, next football.
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Harold. Haunt.
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Ed.
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Casper.
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Casper, you fail measurably. Well, that's all right, sir, 'cause I don't want to scare anybody anyway. Oh, you!
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I'm gonna try and find me some friends.
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Hello, Mr. Octopus. My name is Casper. I go. Oh, gee.
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Hello, Mr. Turtle.
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15 men on a dead man's chest. Twice the anger and shove off, mate! Wait for me! Wait for me! I wanna go home! Billy, you're too little to play pirates! Nobody wants me for a friend! Nobody connect me!
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My name is Casper. Would you like to play pirates with me?
"Oh, boy, would I!"
"We're gonna tie this together. I found some rope."
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You're a 21.
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I can, Billy.
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We're a flute.
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Golly, Billy, there's the X.
"I'll get the 12 years."
"The captain never leaves the ship. I'll get it."
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Emoji. Well, again, there really is a treasure.
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Billy, what are you doing on that rickety old rat?
"Hello, Captain Billy. There really was a ghost."
"Just when I nearly had a friend."
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Thank you.
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Billy's hat.
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It's my bird. Follow me, fellas. Please, Mr. Whale, open up and let my friends out.
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15 minutes. Haha. The time has come when we must leave you. Sorry we are that we must go, and we hope that we will see you when it's time for our next joke.
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Please remember me. My name is Casper, and I wanna be our friend to you. I'll be back again. And if you're present, this is what I'd like you all to do. Come around.
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Snow time, winter time, Christmas time, the time of sugar plums, Santa Claus, and at last, those lovable children from Peanuts enjoy A Charlie Brown Christmas.
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Sweet Charlie Brown, Schroeder and Beethoven, Lucy and that impudent hound Snoopy. Here comes Charlie Brown. Now, listen. "Thanks for the Christmas card you sent me, Violet."
"I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown."
"So let me know sarcasm when you hear it. Be here as your favorite comic strip comes to life this year. Enjoy A Charlie Brown Christmas."
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Cars, stunt cars, power, finger power.
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Aurora.
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Assistant lion. Best dinner in jungle.
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What happens next? You will find out on the upcoming show.
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S.
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Here we go. We'll be trap number one. A very high cliff to jump off of. Below, a net for me. However, nothing but a mockingblade.
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What's next, Linus? Okay, let's try boobies. Amazing mirrors. Only I know the way out. Feist, I run around a bit to get the mockingbird thoroughly confused. Next, I step outside again, and now that that stupid mockingbird is trapped inside forever. Oh, yeah. This way.
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This way. Wait, no, it's this. I will signal for some subject to get me out of here. Hey, that's Linus, and he's in trouble.
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A rocket ship to put this pest into orbit.
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Goodbye.
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Best dinner in jungle. I wonder if this is booby trap number five.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Oh, sorry. Um.
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Can I think? Sugar bear has found something fast, just like an egg.
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How about if I get a friend? Okay.
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Hey, Linus, what is it? Sugar plow. What happened? Look, that big rock is Mr. Hand Grenade. His wife wouldn't stand for a fella toss that thing here. We'll try it during the upcoming commercial.
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Now, when I nod my head, you hit it. Okie dokie.
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Strange request, even for Lioness. I'll have to ask him about it after this storm.
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Oh, often see you later, kid. Actually, while invisible, I watched Sugar Truck build that phone booth. Doesn't know is that it plays right into my evil hat. First, I copied our phone number. Let me change into a bat.
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Oh, what was that phone number, Elias?
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I'm coming, I'm coming. Hello, Sugar. Is that you? You better scramble. Hey, his guitar. Of course, Sugar dear. I'll wait. A good kid.
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Oh, no. All right, blue.
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I haven't scream. You all fool. Oh, no. And continue that phone booth is.
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Sugar Bear Hands. We just bear in pictures. Speak up, please. Help, Granny. What's the trouble, kid? It's moving. Hurry. I got the message. Your sugar's on the way. Oh, Miss G won't kick the bucket. Naturally, as planned, she called that meddling feedback. But watch me to wrap him. No, no, no, no, no, no. It should be all right. Oh, well, he's held still.
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Well, what do you know? A song.
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Don't move. Just wanted to wish you good night, kid. All the excitement.
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Remember, we were trying to crack open a strange thing marked U.S. Army and green aid. This time, I will do the swinging. Give me that thing.
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What Linus is trying to say is there's a commercial coming. I think this thing I found might be a doorknob. Maybe that is a key. Pull it out and see what happens. No rush. How about after this story?
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Hey, you've got a letter here for Edgeworth Ghostly.
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I think some of these here people have time to thank a civil servant like myself.
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Hi there, Richard Harry, nearly idiot. I didn't think he saw me reading the letter I sent him announcing a werewolf sale at the local pet shop. I love pets, and on sale too. This is a wonderful day. It's also a day that leaves this house empty and ready for some shop with a thievery.
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Stop! Where are you going with my monster? Seem to be the trouble there, Mr. Edge work ghostly. That horrible man is running off with my monster. Well, we'll just see about that. There.
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Find a specimen of a werewolf I've ever seen. I'll take him. Well, thank you much. This will just about cover those damages. Put him down. Thank you for returning it. It's nothing any decent civil servant wouldn't do, sir. Let's go home, Linden. I bought you a nice werewolf, a friend for you to play with.
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Maybe the reason we can't pull this key out is because we're not pulling together. Okay, we'll pull together right after this. Here's how I plan to pull the key out of our mystery object. Voice: I pull on Sugar Man. I pull on the park marked green aid. A rope pulls on a key, and an elephant pulls on the rope. Ready, Craig? Ready. I will count to three. One, two. Two. No, no. Face the story. Greetings, children friends. Today we have story of the dragon who went home to Mama. This is Palace of King. He have a party.
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This party dying on its feet and starving. Manager: Oh, anything to liven up this group.
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I am not right for your mother. Your mother? Why you're not right?
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That the beautiful sentiment, but not for party.
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No wonder you're starving. You!
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Party! Our free learners out!
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Fire hazard! All right, you waste time crushing puppies!
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That's right, she does. Thank you. What I doing?
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A flame is almost put out by my own trees. My flame? No. What is Dragon without flame? Big green hunger. Nothing.
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No air! Let's fly! To my flame is back! Oh, thank you!
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I do better than right. I go home.
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With DragonCon party resume.
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Don't blame dragon.
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Story, honorable children friends.
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Also your brothers.
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Back open. We are about to pull the ring out of a peculiar thing marked U.S. Army hand green a. Okay, Craig. Giddy up.
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All right.
Foreign.
Yes, if you mean the key. No, he just fell out by itself. Hey, maybe it's a clock. How could it be a clock if it doesn't have a face? One hands.
Ome found in your jungle. You keep it. You take it. You keep it. Right back at you. Hey, look over there. Huh? Yeah. Watch this ridiculous thing ruin our friendship. I shall throw it far away. Good toss.
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Hey, what was that? A sonic boom from a passing jet. And says nothing. You're not an authority on anything. Of course, being mean. I have to be back.
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Crunch! Oh, we're being attacked by Indians. Nonsense. Though this isn't the Indian Ocean. Of course, I could be wrong.
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Here they come! Stand by the rebel borders! Use every weapons!
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Foreign.
You'll hurt somebody. Sea Dog, break out our secret weapons. Cat and Cracked Cereal.
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Yes, Chief. Captain Crunch is named after me. Made of corn, oats, with two kinds of sugar. Eat all you want. All in a bowl, Chief. Oh, right out of the box. Captain Crunch from Quaker Oats. Up goes his tail. Geraldine swings round, and the animal trap drops to the ground. Roll the dice and start to play. Follow the footprints all the way through lion, gorilla, and elephant land. Use a turn, you're in quicksand. And when your foot in footprint match, turn the cookie nut trap and see what you catch. Goofy bird, Charlie Safari review.
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Our favorite. When the music starts.
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The Promenade.
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That's me, folks.
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Gladly, we'll come back.
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We should never do. And don't forget, next time we need for planning something big, join us.
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Foreign.
Now back to our contestant.
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Who was the father of our country? And we are that simple. I'm sorry, time's up. You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jewel half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits. Lucky me. Would you like to continue? Or uh, well, I, I don't know. You'll be sorry.
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The next question is, what was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?
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We're on the air. We will. Oh, remember, no, you must pay the penalty.
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Now you must name all of the 48 states.
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And for being such a good sport, I'm going to give you a crack at the Super Deluxe jackpot question. Carefully now. Here's the question: Who, mind you, who was the referee in the New Zealand heavyweight championship fight in 1726?
An Arbuckle dream.
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No coaching, please. What was his second grade teacher's name?
You're so smart. Abigail Twitch.
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This program's brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. Does your ego have dirty mint? Pardon me, but may I have my jackpot? Oh, well, fair is fair. Here's your pot, Jack. But my name isn't Jack. It's not. Oh, I'm sorry. This part was made for Jack. Jackpot Dennis. Your name isn't Jack. Oh, you must pay the penalty. In my hand, you'll notice I hold two buzzards. You must push one. Hurry now. Which one? Quick. God, clean the home from fun. Yeah, you're a great sport, a great sport. If he could at least take my prizes. America, home now. I'm not feeling too well. And for being such a great sport, I'm going towards you. Push the other button and win a prize. Come on now, don't be bashful. Push.
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In the Rock of Gibraltar, and that's not all. The gentlemen, all four wheels, 600 gallons of genuine Niagara Falls.
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Family man, I go home now without my prizes. Shut up and don't be such a spoiled sport. I will now play a passage from a famous opera, and you must name the opera. But I'm weary. Listen carefully. And there you have it. Now, camera, are you? Oh, you must pay the penalty. But I don't want to pay the penalty. I want to go home. Listen, Mack, you've got, you've got 32 teeth. Would you like to try for 16? Are you? If you're threatening me, sir? If or if you are, by get free, call for help. Came to use from the courtesy of the Eagle Hand Laundry. Why bruise your little white hands on me? I'm going to give you a chance to win the skinny wine, little crusher, brass knuckles. But first, I have a surprise for you. Guess who Mrs. is, and I'll give you 26 million dollars. Here's the clue: This is the sound of Miss Shush brushing her teeth on Wednesdays. Now, who is Miss Yosh?
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Oh, I'm sorry, but don't be discouraged. This shush is right here in the studio, and I'm going to let you meet her, the famous movie star. This! Oh, boy! I'll add to my autograph collection. Is in there. All right, but what I didn't tell him was that this shush is maybe the 600-pound gorilla who appears in obnoxious pictures. Jungle just hers.
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All right, let's have contestant, please. Are you ready? The question is, who aren't you home? And for being such a good sport, I'm going to give you the 26 million dollars and three cents.
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Hello, I would like to speak to the president of the Ajax Broadcasting Company. Hey, hello. Uh, how much would it take for your radio company? I added 26 million dollars and in three cents. It is so. Hello, boss. Emma, we. What latitude and a legal longitude did the wreck of the Hesperus occur? Well, you must pay the penalty.
For Tennessee.
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Have you? Have you got in the balcony lady?
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This is Fred Flintstone. Remember us, the family that put the rock and bedrock? You'd think we've been a gas so far. Just take a look at the newest funnel Flintstones. We're loaded with extras. Up your balls. Get your Huaraches sandals on. Well, one thing we're rolling and special guest stars like Jimmy.
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You know, it happens every summer. I'm in the school attack. So why don't you swing on back to the good old days?
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This is my father. He hangs pictures. Helps Grandpa experiment. My Cheerios, Daddy says, are the greatest thing since bat wings. Mommy says they give him protein and stuff. Give your father some go, and he might play catch with you. J, little O, go with Cheerios.
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That means that Mighty Mouse.
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Girls, here we go. Rocking into a fun-filled, exciting cartoon show. Hold onto your seats as we blast off to visit all your favorite cartoon stars.
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Let me have my special.
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Good boy. Good stuff.
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He emptied out the richest saloon, and after shooting up the playset, be back real soon. And when he's gone, they tried to figure just what could be done. Sheriff called for volunteers. What didn't get over? Yes, things looked hopeless till one day a stranger did appear. He sauntered into Callahan's but didn't order beer. And all at once, had happened fast. Did Empire shooting wild, just like a maniac, and into Callahan's burgers, real short as he beheld the stranger calmly drink. Holy Dick, praise both his guides. He shot the stranger in the fire. Had never moved a muscle. Jedi killed out and read. I'm mastering this house. And all at once, the spring. It's Mighty Mouse.
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Through and gave a lusty cheer. What's new? The plans here. He handled their hearts with fear.
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Gathered all this instrument from miles and miles around and vowed it on the morrow, he annihilate the town. He'd shoot up every living thing that he chilled. That stranger who was boss and do it quick and neat. Whoever crosses me, cry dick, is bound to meet disaster. How about you, yellow pole cat? Come out and face your master. The saloon doors tightened on his trigger when outstepped the prettiest redhead with a well-knine perfect figure. Cupid's arrow struck Dick's hard. His thoughts were filled with merit. Saunted by and stepped into a carriage, and as each eye was frozen, tied up on the little miss. She turned and with a pretty smile, she threw the gang a kiss.
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Yes, all received that very day by the by the freeze. But pretty lassie, will she lure the gang clear out of town with I see that that classic alone? Miss all these hungry wolves, we find the helpless beauty. Oh, wow! Oh, where is Mighty Mouse? Please come and do your duty. She saved the town, and now would he be left to do her faith? Thanks. Is this the end? Oh, no, my friends. Nate.
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Mode.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yes, the town still cheers Mighty Mouse. Earn the trick with a rag, a bone, and a hank a pair. He conquered hi. This is Brad Prinstall. You might be wondering how we keep busy back in the Stone Age. Well, there's a lot of ways to pass the time. We might take a nice relaxing ride in the country. Now, she's wide open for us. Leave them have it, everybody.
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And there's nothing like going on good friends.
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Of course, things like that station. Now, if you want to know what we do for excitement, just watch The Flintstones. That is in color on ABC.
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Another important announcement from Brylcreem. Men, beware! Use one dab of real cream. Just a little dab makes your hair look excitingly clean, disturbingly healthy. This man dared to use two dabs. Now he's in trouble. We refuse to be responsible.
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A word to the ladies. Poor gal, there is no one to care. But what can you do for tired hair and shine? You can wash them in with the new shampoo called Silverquin. If there's more than clean, because their right Inn is the natural Pitbull pure silver cream. Everyone knows that's good for your hair. It's what helps put the liveliness there. Try Silver Cream shampoo. You'll declare, helps wash new pep into tired hair.