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The offset manager had called me. Was like, "Yo, you're ruining this, like, um, Cardi's pregnant." I was like, "Oh, I'm the one who released her pregnancy news?"
Travis Scott asked for my number and I was like, "I can't do that to Kylie." Really? Yeah. My friend was like, "You're the most [ __ ] ever." I was like, "I don't care." Really?
Travis, you know, all right. So I'm willing to bet if Travis Scott was in here right now, I would ask for Kylie's number. You wouldn't? Travis Scott, if he was like, "Let's go." No, I'm not doing that to Kylie. I'm actually super celibate right now, except for me this morning. Well, besides that, like, in the past, you've been celibate for like five hours. I've been celibate for two hours. I just, after I left, Joey got me pregnant. You're listening to Joey Joy radio.
I was watching her podcast and she actually did say that she, someone from Too Hot to Handle. And I was like, "Oh my god, did she?" Like, Joey, maybe I like him a little bit more now. Yeah. Up a little bit. No, that was my girl. We had a thing for a little bit. That's when I, that's when I met you. Oh my god, did you cheat me? What do you mean cheat? Like, even you flirting with me is cheating. And you definitely flirted with me. You asked me at a party. I wasn't dating. I wasn't dating. I wasn't dating T. You speeding Max party, did you ask me to go suck your dick at? I wasn't there for that long. What? Like, the chivalry? She didn't do it. She didn't do it. What? How did you ask?
All right, so listen, we are in Miami right now. God. Okay, I would like to hear. I wasn't there. I would love to hear. I'm going to, I, what was this approach like? What, what was the approach like? I think I just asked her to give me in the bathroom. And who, who, whoa. You guys are saying two different things. He DM'd you at the party that we saw each other. Because your, because your number was, your number was dead. Your number was dead. I changed my number. You change your number like every two seconds. I have three Selena numbers. Yeah. I'm going to change my number. One of them works. Are you going to change it after this one? Yeah, because this stupid show has my number. Who has your number? This stupid show. I'll get into that a little later though. Oh, the show you were just complaining about? Yeah. But why did you DM her? 'Cause you guys were already at the same party together. So what was the point of? 'Cause I didn't have her number. Like, I didn't have her number. Why didn't you just go up to her and? Oh, 'cause she was around a bunch of people. That's not something, you know what I mean? It's a very, uh, it's a very millennial move. It is texting somebody who's in the same room as you. I'm Gen Z. Even worse. You're Gen Z too. I'm right on the middle of something. No, we're right on the. I'm right, I'm right on the edge. I'm '97. '97, baby. But September. I don't know. What are you? Are you a millennial? Oh, I don't know anything about all that. Do you mind telling us what you were born? You don't have to. '95. So you're a millennial. I don't know what that. I'm a millennial. You're a millennial. Is that good or bad? You tell me. Are people, are people your age good? No. What? You're, you're in your prime, baby girl. 26. I feel so old. Wait. All right, you know where we are? Do you know what part of Miami you're from? Miami? Yeah. No, I'm not from Miami. I lived here for three years though. You're not in the ghetto. Are we in the ghetto? Can anyone confirm? No, we're not really in the ghetto. We're, we're actually right down the street from the Design District. No, we're not. This is, we are. Design District's right down the street. Yeah, we are right down the street. We're over. But it's all ghetto. Miami goes ghetto. Ghetto, ghetto. Is not a bad thing. Ghetto is not a bad thing. You don't get any drip. Not in the ghetto. Yeah. What? We know you like the ghetto. No, we in Miami. We're at Lost and Found right now. This is a vintage store. What do you know about vintage drip? Or you're into that modern [ __ ]? Oh, I thought this was all like Chrome Hearts and stuff like that. Not vintage. They might have some vintage Chrome Hearts in the back if you, if you know somebody. If you know someone. Like I know Alan. Hey, if you guys like the drip featured in today's episode, shout out to Lost and Found here in Miami. This is not exclusive to the A-list celebrities on this couch. You too can acquire these fine pieces of vintage fabric. Check them out on Instagram, LNF.vtg. So I saw for having me. Last night. You're welcome. Thank you for coming. Seriously, thank you. This is sick. You know, you're a rockstar, Selena. Thank you. You know, you're a rockstar, Mitch. She's a rockstar. I don't know if you know. I don't know if everyone else knows. Anyone asks me about you, I say Selena's a rockstar. You know it. You do your thing. Thank you, baby. Did you tell Tana about me? Back when. All right, let's get into that then. Let's get into that. Let's get into that. Ah, she's a vet. Selena's a vet. All right, so tell me if I got the story wrong. Okay. Okay. Wait, who, when we like got connect, like before we like actually met in person, when we got connected online, who like, did you say something about Tana or did I say? What I just say, "What's up?" or something? You, you DM'd me. I, I specifically remember. I think you're like good on memorable. Yeah. No, 'cause my responses are so funny. You said like, um, "Something, come hang out." Something like that. And I was like, "Only if you introduce me to Tana." Oh, yeah. That's what, that's what, that's what I was thinking. That's what she was like, she was totally not into like even talking to me and just wanted to meet Tana. And I'm like, trying to dial down. I'm like, "Yo, like Selena's lit." 'Cause this might have been, this was back before I pretty much give you credit for popping off. Um, what's it called? No Jumper. Kind of. Oh, then. Do you give yourself credit for that? No, not at all. I think I'm a fan favorite, but I don't think. I feel like you took it to the next level. I think I took it to the next level of him having like girls like me on for sure. I think I paved that way for sure. And that kind of is what he went like, that's like, whole. 'Cause he was just doing like interviews, his whole life. You were a huge trendsetter. You're, you're responsible for the direction of that show and the success. I think maybe you should get a little cut of that. That's what I. I think he gives you less credit. Adam, you are you really close with him? Or is that just on? I mean, we're close now than ever 'cause we [ __ ]. I know. I saw that. My first white boy. It was actually really good. First white boy ever. Yeah. Ever. I saw clips. And what are you? You're Latina. Mhm. Puerto Rican. And you're Puerto Rican. That's trouble. But, um, yeah, but his dick was fire, actually. I'm not gonna lie. It was good. I saw something. Not gonna lie. I saw some in the video. Saw some in the video. His ass. You definitely, you definitely licked his butt. How was that? I was nervous. I was like, "I don't know what to do." And he told me that his balls hurt. And still don't lie. His balls. I was like, "You got to go straight for the ass." Yeah, obviously. I don't know. I, I kind of just like blacked out. I was so scared. What were you sober doing that? Yeah, unfortunately, they didn't let me have a drink. Not one. No. What do you mean? That's their rules. I think 'cause they know like a bunch of SA going around and stuff like that. So I, no questions. They don't want you to be to say later, "I was, girl, blacked out drunk and you [ __ ] her." That's weird. Well, actually, that, that is a rule of porn. You're not supposed to be on under the influence of anything. They, they, they confirm that beforehand. You sign something. I feel like. Isn't that crazy to think everyone's just doing that sober? Like, yeah. And then I didn't have a team. I just went in by myself. And then that was by yourself. But that's someone you're kind of close with. Like, like you've done. No, I mean, like, you've done. It's not like a random person. Like, shoot, like you've known him for years. Mhm. I've known him for years. But don't talk like that. What do you mean, don't talk like that? Business only. Yeah. Yeah. I just be like, when my clout's getting a little dry, like Adam, business friends make me relevant. You guys just kind of feed off each other. Mhm. Yeah. All right, so who did you just [ __ ] before you came here? Fab. SS. Yeah. He was going to come, but he was scared. Why? Scared of what? My brother. Pull. Oh, is he coming? That's my brother. I didn't know you guys knew. No. God. Yeah, that's my baby. He's at my crib right now. He. He skinny. Oh, he's scared. Yeah. I mean, he switched up. He switched up. He lost like, he's skinny now. So what's he go by now? Flo. SS. No, he goes by Fat Boy. He doesn't go by SS no more. And if you say S. Oh, really? He's going to fight you. Okay. Thank you for telling me. I had no idea. I don't even know what that means. So thank you for letting me know. Yeah. That's. Wait, I didn't know that. But wait, I saw on your story last night, you were in the club. Someone was your boyfriend? That was him. Oh, I didn't recognize him for him. He was working. No way. My dumb ass went drunk. Like, I kind of like forget like people watch me. I just be in my own little lane. So then I went live and we're drunk, we're making out, and now it's everywhere. Oh, wait. In the car? No, in the, the club too. What was I talking about in the car? When did that happen? That happened in the car too. When? How long ago? Last night. Last night. Yes. Yo, that's people are quick. I looked up on Twitter this morning. Selena Powell was like, "Fat boy S." He. Oh, just fat or whatever you want me to call him. Flo. That happened this morning. And last night I was drunk as hell. I didn't know that was last night. That is crazy. You know who that is? Or no? No, I have no idea. Um, I don't know what his. I think he's, uh, social media. Kind of started. He did skits. Comedian. Yeah. I was fucking like, S. Kind of. Do you think you have a like starting? Do you think you have a better like starting football lineup or starting NBA lineup in your roster? Know which team is stacked? I would say NFL. I think I [ __ ] more NFL players than NBA players. I'm a football player, so I like football players. Do, do NFL players and NBA players [ __ ] different? St. Dick? They got to be different. You're going to make me be right now. Who has better? The I have gotten was from an NBA player. So yeah. What did you say? It was from an NBA. Best dick you ever got? Not ever. Out of the two sports. Mhm. Out of the sports. Yeah. Oh, wait. I think I know who the best ever is. Who? I say in every [ __ ] interview. Oh, so it's the same. It's consistent. Thugger. Yeah. Really? Yeah. His dick is so good. Thug. You know who that is? Yeah. Yo, is he a little like zesty? Like, does he swing both ways? Or no? 'Cause I feel like I've seen that around. No, wear a dress or something like that. And it's a little like, like Drake's a little zesty. You haven't gotten with that yet, right? No. Drake refuses to [ __ ] me. That's my friend. Smart man. You probably ruin his life. I feel like a lot of the rappers are a little zesty now. Or there's at least there's a lot of down rappers for sure. A lot of. Do you know any like for sure songs? For sure. Okay, well, he's a little. He's a little soft. Any like hard rappers that like, you know, that are like little? I feel like 50 got a little. I've heard that too. I've heard that. Do you know anybody who's in Jeffree Star's DMs? Jeffree Star's? Oh, no. I only. There's people in there. We just don't know 100% who it is. But I'd like to [ __ ] find out. It. I mean, I don't want to guess. In Monster, who's that in Jeffree Star's DMs? Mhm. Is that a rapper? He's just like a rapper. He's not. That's the only way I. That was with Jeffrey. And then Jeffrey's ex-boyfriend actually hit me up to expose Jeffrey. And I was like, "I love Jeffrey. You're dumb." Screenshot it and I sent it to Jeffrey. And then now we're cool. And he sent me like a whole PR thing. I was like, "Oh my god." See, that was a good PR move. That you know how to play your cards. M. I would never turn on Jeffrey. You crazy. Stupid. You're not. Jeffrey seems cool. I watch Jeffrey on a couple podcasts. You were, you there when he was on Impulsive? Or no? No, I saw him on Impulsive. He's. I want to be on Impulsive so bad. I'm sure you could. You're a rockstar. Like I keep saying. I don't think Logan really likes me that much. I seen him at an IHOP drunk. I was like, "You're not leaving here unless you agree for me to be on your podcast." And he was like, "Selena cornered him in the IHOP." No, we're at IHOP. He was eating. And you cornered him. You said, "You're not [ __ ] leaving this establishment of pancakes until you agree to put me on." R. Yeah. I know. Where was it? LA? No, Miami. It was Halloween. Oh, recently? No, like two Halloweens ago. And then I know the other one. What's his name? Like Mike or something? J Mike. Is the other guy's podcast? Yeah, I know him. I talked to him sometimes. He's a legend. I love Mike so much. You love him? I love him so much. He's such a good guy. He's like, he's just so genuine. And I, he's just like a big monster. All right, wait, timeout. Okay, speaking of big monster, monster. Wait, who, which friend? You go first. AA Louise. She sucked his dick in a car. And then he like did something weird to her or something. I don't remember what he do. What? I think like he just like clowned her or something. I don't think he did nothing like foul. No, he got me excited. His dick in the car. Yeah. She sucked his dick in the car. She told me it was good. So maybe I'll be next. I don't know. Everyone says he has a big ween. Like everyone who I just see like on podcasts and [ __ ]. No one said that about him. Did they not? You're lying. Why? You saw it. It's not big. No, I asked AA if it was big and she told me no. No way. She told him out of spite though. He's a big dude. He's, he's even if I hate someone, if you got a big dick, you got a big dick. I'm going to say it. True. Unless like, you're my boyfriend, then I tell everyone you got a little dick so they don't try you. So that's what. Do you cap about flaw? Uh, what's his? Academics or no? That's real. He has a little, little wi. No, he does. Ah, I gave you a chance. I gave you a chance. Oh, you're completely over that? Yeah. I'm over it. I don't like him. [ __ ] him. Yo, that's weird. And you have 100K on your neck right now. So [ __ ] him. You don't talk about that. [ __ ] them. He's a little boy to me. Oh, wait. I really want to know. At what party? Sorry if you're going to lose your chain of thought, but what party was it where you asked me to? Oh, so that was recent as [ __ ]. Yeah. I tried. You didn't. You didn't. You didn't bite. Was there any particular reason why you said no? She doesn't like white boys. I knew that though. That's the only reason though. She asked me to. He, what had he been black? Think that's. I think. Yeah. Mhm. If a little darker, he gets like a cute little swag to him. I might still. I don't know. 'Cause lately I'm over everybody. So I might switch sides. I'm just going for the white ones. You kind of looking like MGK. A little darker. I've been getting that. I've been getting a mix of things. I think people just see tall, skinny white boy, blonde hair, and they say. They say. SL. Shady. More tattoos. I'm scared of tattoos. He ain't got no tattoos. Don't. Do you think I could rock a tattoo? I got this matching with a girl from Two Hot to Handle that I was dating. Did you know I used to do a lot of reality? Did you? Yeah. What does that mean? Worked on a lot of reality. Um, Housewives. Black Ink Crew. Oh my god. Um, what else? You know, I. Couples Court. I've seen that one. What'd you say? Four. You know him? No. From Black Ink Crew? No, I did Black Ink Crew New York. I don't know. All I know is I [ __ ] him before he finally said like, [ __ ] him. You [ __ ] him? Yeah. Like, pegged him. Oh, wait. You. Oh, [ __ ]. That's different. Yeah. Before he like came out. He's like, open now. He's like, open. Oh, he's out now. He's by. Well, he's not gay. He just likes [ __ ] to [ __ ] him. He just does. Oh, yeah. That's not it. Yeah. Well, would you like to get [ __ ]? No, no, no, no, no, no. But that does that mean you're gay? Yeah, that's a. That's a mind twister. I like my butt licked, but I don't want. It's a girl pegging. Technically, anything going in is a little like, that's weird. It's a little zest. It's a little sus. But is it gay? That's different. Okay. You really finessed. Um, oh God. Offset. Yeah. You really finessed him. Yeah. You know that show? You. No, Mitch. Say what? Yeah. Apparently so. I'll give him the spark notes. Then you can fix and whatever, whatever I'm saying. Okay. She [ __ ] Offset. Okay. Told him a little later she was pregnant. Finessed them out of some money. I don't think she was actually pregnant. And he gave her all the money. And then she skated like a. Just ski. I wish that was the truth. I wish that was the truth. Oh, what happened? I didn't get paid. I didn't get [ __ ]. Oh, you didn't actually get the money? How? I was rooting for you. How much were you trying to acquire? Yeah. Yeah. Wait. All right, give us. So where did you? You met him. Ballpark. I met him at. You beef a little bit? Oh, yeah. Cardi hates me. But now that they're single, I wonder if she's like, down to be my friend. I wonder. Yeah, she might be. You guys would probably vibe if it wasn't for like a dude involved. Like sisters, right? Like. So go ahead. Go ahead. You met Summer Jam. She's a legend. She's an icon. In Denver. Then what happened? We hooked up. Like, he, he hit you up? Or you went up to him and you were like? No, I just went up to him. He probably knew who you were, like recognized you. No. Um, I don't think so. You don't think so? Even if you pretend you don't, do you think people pretend sometimes? That's kind of what like stapled me. If that. Oh, that was early or something. I had my little viral moments here and there, but I wasn't like, that Selena Powell, you know, they're like, "Oh, like that's just like now." They know up now. They see the chain name tag on. But, um, no, I just met him. And then I actually had a boyfriend at the time. He had broken up with me. And I was like, "Oh my god, like I want him back so bad." And my homegirl was pregnant. So I had her pick. Stick. And I showed it to him. And he didn't really care. He was just like, "Okay." I'm sorry. I'm going to have to stop you for a second. You just went by that way too fast. Yeah. Your girl was pregnant? Mhm. And you had her pee on a stick? On Offset's stick? Stick. A pregnancy test. Pay attention. Oh. Oh, oh. I thought you said on a dick. That's why. My bad. My bad. My bad. Go ahead. I'm sorry. You're right. That is completely on me. Can you understand why I was like, "Wait, what?" You had to pee on his. Okay. Go. It is shocking either way. Yeah. The whole thing. You pee on a stick when you're preg. No, not that part. Mind you guys, I was like 22. So like the story. Oh, you had her for. Okay, keep going. I was young. I was 22 too at this time. So I know I'm a little crazy anyway. No, and then I had the stick and I told him I was pregnant. And he didn't really care. He wasn't like, really [ __ ] with me. I like, I have like this stick. Like, what am I going to do with this? Like, like he didn't care that you were pregnant though. Your ex-boyfriend? Yeah. He didn't care. Okay. He wasn't like, "Oh my god, let's get back together." Like I thought it was going to happen. It didn't work. Like you thought. Me. You were capping? Well, it's better. So then I know doctors in Miami. I mean, in Colorado. So like I had this one doctor like switched mine and hers names for ultrasound. And then I posted it. And as I was posting it to like piss off the ex-boyfriend 'cause he had was [ __ ] with another girl. I was riding in and I was like, "You know what? Who did I [ __ ] four months ago?" And it was Offset. And I was like, "Oh my god, genius." At Offset posted when so [ __ ] viral. I was getting calls up the ass. I was like, "Oh my god." Then like, um, Offset's manager had had called me. Was like, "Yo, you're ruining this, like, um, Cardi's pregnant." I was like, "Oh [ __ ], Cardi's pregnant." And I, I'm the one who released her pregnancy news. Shut up. And mhm. I tweeted that she was pregnant. And then it was just on. And then I was like, "Yo, I can't look like a liar." 'Cause I told Akademiks and he like went along with it. He would act like he saw the bump. And yeah, he was there with the all just down. Like, so he helped you out? That's why you love him then? Yeah, he helped me. Okay, so I didn't know. Get like TMZ. AR kept popping out 'cause I was on the BLX every single day. And then did he reach out to you? Offset? Or never? You never like, direct. He actually, he sent me a season to list. And I wrote back. I was like, "Suck my dick." No. Yeah. His L sent me a season to list. Don't [ __ ]. This is deeply troubling from a man's perspective hearing this. I kept it up all the way through. All the way through. I was like, "I gave birth." And all. Like, no swear to God. I was like, "I gave birth." Come to your son. How does it feel? Wait, so nine months later, you were like, "I gave birth." So what? You were just not pregnant for nine months though? I was like, big shirt. So like people in my city like wouldn't take. Damn. So this was thought out? Yeah. 'Cause I didn't want to look like a liar. And act was like, "Yo, you destroyed my name. A liar." How some do you look like now? Like a weirdo. How does it feel knowing that you can just strike the fear of God into any man saying that? Knowing that you, you just wield that power. I know you love it. Yeah, I do love. I do. I used to love it. I used to love it. Now I'm just like, [ __ ] 'cause it's actually so annoying being in Miami and like there's celebrities everywhere. Like a lot of the parties are like, "Nah, Selena." I'm like, "What do you mean?" They're like, "Nah, you're messy." Blacklisted. Even last night, Kanye [ __ ]. They were like, "Nah, you're messy." Yeah. They don't want North to see you. Oh my god. I wish she dropped the verse. Of the. I think North just dropped the verse. Of I saw Vendome. I was in their section. That's how it was with with who? With Fat Boy. In. Oh, that's how you met him? Mhm. No, that's not how I met Fat Boy. I've known Fat Boy forever. You talked to before? Long time ago? No, I would never do that to Kim. No, no, no. I didn't mean like that. I mean, what you and Kim are close? She's just the queen in my mind. She's leaving the. She's leaving the possibility just in case. I meant, have you talked like to Ken? Had a com? No conversation, not really. Right. We made eye contact. That's about as far as. He's a legend. Travis Scott asked for my number and I was like, "I can't do that to Kylie." Really? Yeah. My friend was like, "They most [ __ ] ever." I was like, "I don't care." Really? Still. I would not. Like if. Yeah, I guess broke up too. Yeah. But I can't do that to. Really. All right, so I'm willing to bet if Travis Scott was in here right now and he was like, "I would ask for Kylie's number." You wouldn't [ __ ] Travis Scott if he was like, "That's good." No, I'm not doing that to Kylie. I'm going to call cap. We'll move on. Sister, sister. I love Kylie so much. In my head, that's my best friend. Okay, so I actually have something that I want to know about. Okay. What? Not like it. I mean, I guess it's public, but not like messy, dirty, or anything. You like had a serious boyfriend for a while like last month or something? No. Yeah, that wasn't a figure or anything. Was that just a ruse? That a good dude? Yeah, he was just like a random person. He was a promoter in Miami. I was, I was, I was hyped for you though. I saw in your story like, "Been together for a month, got a B&B together, like got our car." You want that one? No, that was my god. There was a different one. Yeah. I thought you meant like my actual serious boyfriend, the one you lived with for a couple two months or something. That's not serious. He stayed at my house 'cause he had to go. But you were like, "So like, I'm cooking food for my baby." All this [ __ ]. Just living life one dick at a time, right? Yeah. One dick at a time, baby. Every day. No, I'm actually super celibate right now. Except for me getting [ __ ] morning. Well, besides that, like, in the past, you've been celibate for like five hours. You mean I've been celibate for two hours. I just got dick after I left. Is that a? Is that a long time for you? Two hours? No. Oh my god. I'm not a [ __ ] anymore. Anymore. Anymore. But no, besides Fat Boy, Selena is not a [ __ ] anymore. Yeah, I really want to rebrand. I don't want to be a horn. Okay, that's a. That's a great um transition. Where do you see like your career going? Like, people ask me that a lot and I really don't ever have a great answer. But I, that's a good question for you. Like, what do you do? I actually just passed my real estate exam. So I'm not real estate. Shut up. Thank you. I actually just passed yesterday. So now I want to be. Got a very good television show coming up soon. Selling Sunset or Selling Miami? I don't know. The Netflix one. I don't know. You know, I got Netflix ties. Yeah. Wait, what? Hold on. You got it. That's six. Yeah. I want to be on that show. I know a couple girls that are already on there. So it's kind of like just a click away, you know? And then, um, do you see yourself like completely quitting OnlyFans and, and like sex work and stuff like that? I'm trying to steer away from from the dude. I'm kind of like in the era where it's like, okay, I'm almost 30. Like the last thing I want to do is continue to being what I'm doing since I wasn't 21 years old. Yeah. So I'm kind of just over. Easiest money ever though. Yeah. Yeah. Is it hard to quit though? Because the money is just so easy. It's so easy. Like selling crack, but legally. Definitely. I think you can maximize it and lose small percentage. Are you Jewish by any chance? No, she's Latina. Okay. Well, I mean, like, I'm a Christian. Legally. Are you religious? Yeah, I'm Christian. That doesn't mean you're religious. Like, what would that mean? Like, you're like, you practice Christianity? You go to church and you pray and you? No, I'm religious. I love God. I do love. I grew up very, very religious, actually. Me too. I was in Christian school. I went to a lot of church. I didn't go to Christian school, but I went to a lot of church and a lot of Sunday school. I'm Greek. I'm Greek Orthodox. Always the Catholic school girls. Literally. Oh my god. You went to a Catholic school? Christian school. It wasn't Catholic. That I don't think it is. 'Cause you pray to like. Yeah, they're a little different, but same type of girl. It's always the quiet one. Catholic is a type. I was definitely quiet. Being Catholic is a type of Christianity. So like it could be a Christian school and there could be Catholics in there. No, but OnlyFans. Shout out to the juice. OnlyFans. Now, to be honest, I love it. I'm like newer into it. I should have been on it earlier. Through the pandemic? You would have been out of here. Well, I didn't go on the TV show until right at like, kind of towards the end of it. You had no following. When did you officially get on OnlyFans? Um, like when did I make an OnlyFans account? Probably like two and a half years ago. And when did it start to? When did you actually like take it seriously? Like five months ago. I switched management and that was the. That was it. That was the game changer. 'Cause I had an off TV show coming out. And then I was like, "All right, I have this coming out. I need a good manager, good deal." And then once they see you have an off TV show coming out like that, they're like, "[ __ ] chomp at the bit," you know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't even get up with the owner then. Yeah. No. Yeah. You really got me. No, seriously. They sent me so much merch and stuff. I felt like I was so cool. I have like a neon OnlyFans sign out. Did you get the pillow on your bed? Yeah, I have everything. I love that [ __ ]. The sweatpants, the shirt, everything. I feel so cool. Anything on your chest? Like when you were, when you woke up today? When you woke up today and you were like, "I'm going on a podcast today." Is there something like, "Oh [ __ ], I got to talk about that?" No, I'm honestly like such an open book. Like everything about me is like online. Speaking of open book, I really just woke up to Fat Boy snoring. Do you ever want to have kids? Babies? Yes. Are you on birth control? No. Hopefully. I got pregnant last night. You would have his baby. Fingers crossed. You would have his baby. Yeah. Why not? Have you been pregnant once? Just one time? I know, right? Pissed. You know what's crazy? I don't think I've gotten anyone pregnant. You don't have no kids? I don't know. The [ __ ] how would you not know? [ __ ] have never. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You said I don't have any kids? No, I don't have any kids. I thought you meant this my [ __ ] work. Like, do I have like kids? Like has girls play the pregnancy with you? Not more than like a second. What do you mean? More than a second. They're like, "I think I'm pregnant." Like, "I miss my period." Like in a fight. And then be like, "Gas." You know what I mean? And then like end it. Not like nine months like you. So it's weird though. Were your parents married? Your parents married? No. Me neither. So I don't have. Parents? What do you mean? I was raised by my aunt. So I don't really have. Your aunt? Mhm. Um, basically like adopted. So that, that's that's even more of a. So you're probably pro. Um, life? Or no? Like, you would have. You don't like abortion? No, I'm honestly really against abortions. But like, do you? Yeah. If my friend, my friend. You're not going to get hung up on everyone else's decision. But for you personally, to me, like that's what the way I. I see life. And I wish everybody else would like. Why would it matter if I just got a train around by like 10 guys? Like, it's not your vagina. [ __ ]. And it's not your boyfriend. Why the [ __ ] do you care? Now your man's dick. My friend could tell me she just [ __ ] the whole entire NFL team. I'm like, "You probably be a little jealous." You'd be like, "Damn." Shut up. Invited me. [ __ ]. Should have like. I don't care. That's your vagina. That's you. Like, I. No, but I feel like I like have a weird. You want to go get an abortion and turn your [ __ ] into a cemetery? Yeah. Do you? Don't care. No, you shouldn't. I think if you waste too much time caring about what other people do, it's. Yeah, it's so weird. Like I could never. I've never in my life ran across an article and be like, "I need a comment on this to make this girl's life hell." That's weird. I don't give a [ __ ] if I got someone pregnant. Like, I mean, it would obviously vary on who it was. But I think my initial reaction would be like, "No brainer, abort." Like, I would think like, "No brainer abortion." I think so. Okay, me and you [ __ ] tonight. I'm pregnant next week. What were you going to tell me? Can we like, tell me? What would you say? Sounds like a trick question. Careful. No, 'cause he still wants to [ __ ] me. So now he is like C. His answers. No, I'll keep it. You're a liar. I keep it. Let me finish what I was saying. We'll get back to that. You don't have a choice. I'll keep it anyway. Joey got me pregnant at the end of the day. It's not my choice. That's the scary thing. Exactly. But that sucks for a man. Crazy. But I mean, you, you wonder why they're single. Brothers. Like he told you he don't want that baby. Yeah. Why are you surprised? Call him a dead. He said it. So I would have a weird battle in my head. Like personally, my parents weren't married. They were kind of young, you know, mid-20s. Um, not no plan on getting married. My mom is my mom. Crazy woman. CRA. I, God bless my dad. Crazy woman. Like, I could have easily been an abort. Like, the smart answer probably would have been abort. You know what I mean? They weren't. My mom's a stripper. Mom's a stripper. My dad was my dad was a bouncer. He's a pro boxer. He's a G now. Was he her trick? My dad was a bouncer. So no, he was her security. And my grandma told my dad, "Don't get no [ __ ] babies made." A baby. So like, that's where it happened. So like, when I think personally, like that could have easily been abortion. Quick cancer. You know what I mean? If I was in that position with my, like a girl, a woman, like my mom, I would have been like, "But, um, they got a pop star." Guess what? We're here. So like, and everything works out. Like, see? So your mom was a dancer? I'm like the only faner that's like, "Have a baby." No, but I think you're right. I think. Are you planning a baby? Yeah. It'd be tall. How tall are you? 5'4". That's perfect height. How tall are you? What do you think? I don't know. Like six. 6 foot. On the. That isn't that crazy? Girls. I have no. Like, these Air Forces on. Easily 6'4". Are you 6'4"? Yeah. Oh my god. And I always say, you got to be 6'4" to ride this ride. Like, I'm a white boy though. So I'll work on it. I'll get a tan next time I see you. Yeah, get a tan. Get some tattoos. Like, rough it up a little bit. I'll get tatted up and [ __ ]. Next time I see you. Rough it up. Because you're kind of looking cute with the little blonde hair. Okay. I'm GK. You like the blonde hair? That was a bop. Really giving me MGK vibes. I like it. Thank you. I appreciate that. I'd [ __ ] MGK too, obviously. He's a legend. He's from Denver. Fox shot too. They're back together. Oh, they are. Megan. And I don't know why I'm M. It's not like I'm. She said. Got who? Um, who recently besides Fat Boy? Anyone interesting you've been [ __ ] around with? I, you know, I just got asked that question on a podcast and I was like, "Damn, like, no." No, I don't know. Oh, you've been lacking. I am. Where do you? Can I ask? Can I ask what area you live? Downtown. Mhm. Down. Okay, so by me. Bickle. You live in Bickle? I keep forgetting you live down here. Why don't you ever invite me out? You're so fake. I don't think I can. I don't think I can, like, satisfy your expectation of going out. Like, yeah, you try to go to like 11 in like the weirdest clubs. Why? What do you mean? 11 is like the number one country in the world. But I'm not. I'm not in love with. Ever been to Gala? No. I'm not going to no damn Gala. You're not? Gala. I'm not going to Gala. I'm not going to 11. Gala. Let's go to Booby Trap. Okay. Yo, I'll get beat up in Booby Trap. Why? I'm just kidding. I've been in Booby Trap. I love Booby Trap. I love Booby Trap. The shysters are on go at Booby Trap. They're not at 11. You ever, you ever worked at a strip club? Why you look at me like that? Club? What? I don't know. I don't even have the body to be a dancer. Especially. What do you mean? You're good. You think I have a body? You think it's fat? Yeah. Thanks. You're working your. No, I'm not a, um, dancer. Nor I really did want to be a bottle girl before I decided to be a realtor. I was like, "You know what? I have to such." You know what's crazy? That's a. That's a. That's a crazy combination. Every Miami girl is bottle grown, realtor. I was going to say, it's a great combination. That feeds off each other. The, the bottle girl, OnlyFans. Is there anybody you wouldn't [ __ ] again? Oh, yeah. That's a good question. Anybody you wouldn't [ __ ]? I would never [ __ ] London on the Track. What? Who? London on the Track. What's he? Show me what he looks like. You show me what he looks like. I think he has me. The producer. You're going to have to look. Yeah. We got London on a track. This is all God's planet. Yeah. But anyway, no, I would never F Akademiks. Kind of watch. Is that? Oh, you wouldn't [ __ ] Akademiks again? It's a card air, babe. It's cute. Thank you. I'm trying to think of everyone I would never [ __ ] again. You only came up with one. No, she said Akademiks. London on the Track. London on the track. We never [ __ ] White Howard again. Oh, [ __ ]. He's zesty. He's the one that has done. Wait, I got a question for you. I had Dwight Howard on another show and we had a conversation. Has he ever [ __ ] you with his cape on? No. Never. He does that. He does that. Apparently. Damn. You super. Yeah. Unconfirmed. But he, he may or may not have a Superman cape that he likes to [ __ ]. I'm sure he used to wear. That would be the weirdest show. He wore that in the dunk competition. I remember I was like 12 years old. I think that would be pretty fire. I've worn a cowboy hat before. No, babe. [ __ ] cowboy hat. Boy hat while you were getting it on. Col. That's not that weird. In Colombia. Oh my god. I hate people who go to Colombia. Why? So you? No, well, not people. Sorry. I hate when my man or like someone goes to. 'Cause you're just going there to buy [ __ ]. Bro. Not true. I went there. I went there once. What did you go there for? Just to hang out. I've been. I go there twice. You, you have sex there? He got his. Not that trip. Not that trip. I got my teeth. Your teeth look really nice too. Five-star smile. Like it. But no, yeah, I went to get my teeth. On. Didn't have sex. Did you go to Five Star? Or is your teeth gr? Your teeth real teeth? Yeah, they look real. Those are real. The are real. See, look. You know why? You know that turns me on so much. Let me see. This is teeth whitening. Yeah, you can take that PR pack. Of course, that's yours. Joy whitening. But they don't work on like whitening strips. Don't work on veneers. They don't. I don't think so. I think it's a different material. Shout out Joy Whitening. But you got some [ __ ] in there. You got some. You got some fli. You got some fun things in there. Okay. Out. Joy. Shout out Joy Whitening for sponsoring the pod. Thanks, Joey. Shout out Joy Whitening offices. Um, it's all online right now. Um, it's in a couple dentist off. Yeah, I got you. It's the lips. You like the brand? Yeah, that's what. You know, teeth make me horny. What good teeth? What like veneers? Or like. Don't give a [ __ ] how you got your smile. I like it. I think teeth for me probably like top three thing I look at first. Imagine having a fat ass and [ __ ] up teeth. I can't. Dead ass. You could probably have a sick body and your teeth are [ __ ] up and that's enough to ruin it. I don't understand rich people with bad teeth. Yeah, you can do something. Thank you. I'm like, "Babe, how is that not the first thing that you do? The first thing that everybody sees. You got so much money. Fix them [ __ ] chompers, baby." Babe, I think it's just. I don't know. Maybe it's just they don't care. N. See, they're important. So important. They trying to be like on the cricket's smou. I'm like, "[ __ ] your cricket smou. Go." Is there, is there someone you're not as proud of? Like public person that you were like, "That was bad?" A lot. A lot of people. Like I'm just going to continue to say. But who else won't stop saying that they [ __ ] me? Oh, Blueface. I need him to shut the [ __ ] up. He [ __ ] you though? Yeah. One of my friends when I was like younger and I was watching Blueface, I was like, "Yo, I think we're, we're, we're coming to the close, right?" Is there anything that you want to like plug? Anything you want to put out there? Anything you want to promote? Drive traffic to? Just my OnlyFans right now until I quit. What's your OnlyFans? Uh, OnlyFans.com/backAshleyNally. We should shoot some like an OFV show. Like nothing. It doesn't have to be sexual. Like a workout or something. Like a. What? Like an OnlyFans show? So like OFV. I get, get some good cameras, good production. We'll do. We could cook. We could cook something. We could cook something. Like, not like maybe with my shirt off and you can wear a bra or some [ __ ]. We'll cook some [ __ ]. Put on OFV. Blaster blow up. Yeah. I cook. I have one roommate. I'm like, "To cook." I'm a cook. I'll make some [ __ ] taste good. I swear to God. I'm a cook. But I'm so down. And maybe his dick will be on my OnlyFans. 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