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Hello, lovely people. How are you guys doing? What's up? Unfortunately, the algorithm is starting to get to know me a little too well. And you, yeah you, you're not helping at all, cuz you keep on sending me trends like this all the time, knowing full well how weak I am to bomb makeup. Are you kidding me? That's brilliant; I got to try it out.
Oh, I guess I'll be bowling today. I'm just not sure yet if it's going to be bowling, bowling, or bowling. How about we just go bowling? I have a feeling it will be a combination of the first bowling and the last bowling; hopefully not at the same time. Why not bowling and bowling? I don't know why I do this, but I do it every time. I always go eyebrows first. No one listens to my ideas. It doesn't matter what weird thing I'm doing to my face; the eyebrows are always taking the lead. With eyebrows like this, who needs sunglasses? They look like two angry caterpillars having a fight. "Back off, Jerry Carl! You stole my leaf!" "It was just a nibble! A nibble! You left the stem, you monster!" "The sharing is caring, bro. Share this!" Woo! You punch like a worm. And I look like I really need to go to the bathroom right now. Check out my nose when I do this with my eyebrows. Check it out. Why is it opening so much? I don't want to be breathing more air; I want to look angry. Okay, let's keep on going. [Music] I won't let anyone tell me that this look is useless. Cheers! Well, the floor is also having some sparkling water.
I'm only 28% done, and I can already feel everything that it does for my face. First of all, my forehead is very warm. My forehead is overheating. Yes, I'm a teddy bear. This is a mitten for my head. It's also making my skin itchy. I want to, and it doesn't let me move my eyebrows; like I can't, I can't do anything with my brows. It's very limiting. I'm using lash glue to glue them on. My fear is that if I run out of these, I'll need to use some spirit gum, and I don't want to do that. You know how recipes have an estimated cooking time? TikTok challenges should have that feature too. Time required: 7 minutes. I'm not kidding; that's what I thought. I believed gluing all of those pom-poms on my face would not take me more than 10 minutes. I'm not exaggerating, but it's been like three lifetimes or something, and I'm still gluing. If time is money, I'm bankrupt. We're not balling over here; we're balling. My nose is buried under pom-poms. La! We're 3 minutes in, and I'm already losing it. This is going to be great. I did something that I didn't want to do. I did something for my own good and also my own bad. I used spirit gum. I had to use something stronger. I just wanted to make sure that I don't accidentally inhale one of the pom-poms. Oh my god, they kind of look like peas. Don't try this at home. Ew, that was gross. I let the intrusive thoughts win. Okay, they flip the table if I don't. All of those weird makeup challenges lately, like covering our faces with rhinestones, pom-poms, pipe cleaners. I have a theory. I suspect arts and craft stores are behind all of this, cuz think about it; they benefit way too much to not be involved in this. Mhm. And now that I discover it and I said it out loud, if I ever go missing, it's the arts and craft stores. Arts and craft stores have been a little too quiet lately. I mean, they've been busy; they've been working overtime selling rhinestones and pom-poms for us to glue on our faces. I know I'm hiding it so well, but at this point I'm like, "What did I get myself into?" I look so focused, but it's just a facade. My face is saying, "Just calm down, trust the process," but my soul is over here being like, "Send help and snacks and the spirit gum remover." My face feels numb and hot at the same time. Is there a Guinness record for pom-poms? Oh my god, there is! The longest line of pom-poms is 45,736. That is also roughly how many pom-poms I have on my face right now. I don't know the exact number, but that is what it feels like. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. I don't get it. The pom-poms are so soft when you touch them, but when I glue them on my face, they become so scratchy and itchy, and it feels like I have like a hundred... Well, they're not 100 anymore. I was saying that it feels like I have 100 needles poking my skin. It feels like I've wrapped one of those scratchy sweaters around my pet. I kind of want to give myself a beauty mark like this. Oh my god, Gorgina? Who is this Gorgina? I feel like my face is a little puffy today. It's also falling apart. Come on, it's too early for it to start falling apart now. Can I apply some blush? I feel like my blush is not really showing. Oh yeah, look at that. Hello, Georgianas! Oh my god, I look like an absolute pom-pom diva. I looked swollen. Honestly, your face is so swollen; you look more like Chucky. You've been looking at me this whole time, but it must be so weird seeing my face again. This is how I look, in case you forgot. Listen, I have an idea. I'm going to do it again. There is one really bad thing about this pom-pom trend: it's that they're not sticking. The worst thing about this pom-pom trend is probably that... yeah, it is time-consuming, but it's not like I'm gluing 30,000 rhinestones on my face. Time-consuming? I stayed up all night for that one. Nothing tops that level of suffering. Check this [Music] out. Very oddly satisfying. I want to scream and shout and let it all out. This looks, feels, and smells terrible. Have you tried smelling spirit gum? Look, I look like I got bitten by a thousand bees and mosquitoes, and I look like I got bitten by everything that was out there. I was clearly in the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh, the insects attacked me. If my nose starts running right now, there is nothing I can do about it. I mean, there is nothing I will need to do about it; the pom-poms will just absorb everything. Ew, that's gross. I have 321 pom-poms on my face. Yes, I counted them. No, I'm not even done yet. I believe that by the end of this, I'm gonna have like 365 pom-poms on my face, which is like one pom-pom for each day of the year, so I thought that was kind of cool. I'm not going to cover my mouth yet; I want to be able to talk to you. We're going to do that [Music] later. Don't make me come out like that. Okay, this is actually a little scary. Which horror movie did I come out of? [Music] Sir, where do you think you're going? I think I need to stop talking, cuz maybe they're falling apart cuz I'm moving my mouth too much. You were supposed to stick to my face, not to my finger. I thought I could glue all of these pom-poms on my face and use them as my foundation for my makeup. My foundation is covering all of my imperfections; it's very full coverage. I want to do my brows, but I really don't know how to do them, so I think I'm going to start off with some brow gel. It looks like I'm smearing chocolate all over them. Oh, I have bad news for the pom-poms under my nose. Sorry, guys, you're at the wrong place at the wrong time. Oh my god, I just remember I look like one of my pillows. No, stop it! We're basically twins. Why no one on TikTok is giving credit to my pillow for this trend? It was clearly inspired by it. This is softer than the softness itself. This feels like I'm rubbing sandpaper to my face, but it also feels very soft. Is this what they mean by saying pillow face? Cuz according to my pillow, I definitely got it. Do you want me to do your makeup? The pom-poms look soft, but they're so scratchy; you would never expect something like this from them. I'm going to go with pink, cuz uh, it looks very cute. Yes, I approve. This looks cute. Maybe I should blend it out a little bit. Oh yeah, okay, that's working. My eye makeup is not even, but it was never supposed to be. I look a little puffy today, so I'm going to try to fix that with some contour. I don't know if it's going to work. I think it's actually working. Yeah, look at that cheekbone popping out again. I haven't seen it in 10 years. No, why they don't want to stay? See, the spirit gum is just playing with me again. I'm going to smack it. These pom-poms are not patient with me at all; I need to be quick. Maybe some blush will fix this situation that I got myself into. Should I try and do fake freckles? Okay, got to carve out the nose, cuz if I leave it like that, it's basically undiscoverable. This contour shade might be a little too dark for me, but that's okay; I don't have time. The pom-poms are really pressuring me; I think they just want me to shut up, cuz the more I talk, the more they abandon me. Great, great. This is going terrible. I don't want to be negative, but this is not going very well. All right, I'm going to stop talking, but I'm not giving up. All right, everyone, and this is the finished look. Out of all the weird things that I've tried on my channel, this is definitely the most disturbing-looking one. Like, imagine me holding something scary; even if I hold something that is not scary, I look terrifying. I look like I will hunt myself in my nightmares. And my face is so itchy right now. Okay, but what will happen if I wash them? What will happen if I just put my face in some water? If we don't try it, how can we [Music] know?
To 911, what is your emergency? Yes, hi. Um, I think my friend is drowning in what looks like their own curiosity. All right, I need you to stay calm. Can you tell me, are they breathing? No, it doesn't look like it, but they do seem deeply invested in whatever they're doing, which is probably drowning. I really hope my camera is recording right now. Actually, never mind. Um, false alarm. See, my makeup is so long-lasting; take me swimming on a first date. I don't care. Why are you trying to get in my mouth? They are a little heavier than they used to be, the pom-poms. Okay, that is actually a little painful. I want to rip them off my face. They're so... Ah, they feel so uncomfortable. Oh, now you don't want to go anywhere. If it sounds like I'm ripping off my skin, that's probably because I am. Okay, I think it's... I think it's time to move on. I never told you this, but I'm very sensitive to things touching my face; even my hair, when my hair is touching my face, I hate it. Yeah, yet every time you see me on here, I'm gluing something to my face. Make that make sense. You send me this video approximately a gazillion times, which only means one thing: I have no choice. When I saw this video, the first thing that I thought is that, oh, they're just using some school glue, and then they're peeling it off; that's what it looks like. But then I realized it's a little more complicated than that. In the caption, they say that they mixed liquid latex with some peel-off mask. All right, that is adding a level of difficulty. Forget about the school glue; we are following the recipe that we know actually works. This is probably so much more than I actually need; I'm not risking it. I'm not trying to do any experiments today. I'm not trying to DIY it. Well, this is going to take a while, cuz I don't want to do all of this, fail, and have to do it all over again. That is not who I am anymore. Oh yeah, it looks like I will retire here. That was the old Denny. You can find her; you can see her; you can watch her fail over and over and over again in my previous videos. I'm not wasting my time like that anymore. That is exactly what I say every single time before I do something stupid. The latex packaging specifically says, "Avoid areas with hair," but rules are meant to be broken. No, this is how the hairs on my upper lip sound right now. It's their last day on Earth. Okay, when I'm peeling this off, they're coming off with it. Remember when I was telling you earlier to send help and snacks? Send help and snacks. Well, it looks like the package with the help got lost, but the snacks arrived. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Everything was going well until now. I just made a horrifying discovery. I can't eat anything; even the tiniest movements make everything peel off. All of my hard work is peeling off in front of my eyes, and why do I keep on putting it...? Who let me be in [Music] charge? It took me 12 minutes to draw this, and then I just ruined it in seconds. Ah, don't you just love it when you're ruining your own day? 98% of the bad days that I've ever had were my fault; I just ruined them myself for no reason. And as the song goes... So I guess I'll be eating... This might be my only chance to eat something in the next few hours, so I'm grabbing that opportunity. Okay, I'm actually biting it; I'm in fact devouring that opportunity. If I go down, I'm going down fed. I don't care. I hope everyone finds someone who looks at them the way that I look at my cottage cheese toast. If you've never had toasted bread with some cottage... I bit my tongue. If you've never tried bread, toasted bread with cottage cheese and some balsamic cream on top, you are missing out. I've been having this every single day, and I mean every single day for breakfast for over 2 and 1/2 years. I sometimes also have it for dinner. It's a... It's... I'm even... I'm speechless. I love that combo so much; it's my little healthy obsession. Oh, I don't know what I said. I look angry, but it... what? No idea. I'm going in with some white paint, and I'm only doing this because I want the colors that I will apply later on to pop out as much as possible. The white paint will really help me with that; it will really help the colors to come out as vibrant as possible. This is Denny from the future speaking. This pink eyeshadow that I applied in the center of my face stained my skin for days. Okay, anyways, bye. I saw this look, and it completely blew my mind. It is so colorful, so I'm going to try to do something similar to it. A... that... that's green; it's my favorite color. Over there, Denny, if you need help, blink twice. That was actually thrice. I don't know what blinking three times means; it's kind of wild to me that I'm just chilling in my room looking like this on a random Tuesday. I look like the weather forecast, and looking at my face, I can predict exactly what's coming. We're expecting heavy showers of glitter glue and 100% chance of severe glitter storm in the next few minutes. Everyone, run for your life! Wait, don't tell me you thought I will do all this and not cover it all with glitter. I'm in a very difficult position, cuz I can't have my snacks right now, so glitter is the only thing keeping me safe right now. It is my emotional support dust. You will never hear me say, "Oh no, no, no, that is too much glitter." And if I ever do, call authorities, get a search team, file a missing person's report, and don't stop until you find me, cuz this glitter hater over here, that is not me. Get rid of this impostor. I don't know if you can tell, I like it when things are sparkling, and by things, I mean my face. Look, now I'm even spraying my face with some glitter. I guess I'm using the glasses to protect my... No, I'm now spraying the glasses with glitter. Great, cool. The more, the better. I'm mesmerized; this is so beautiful. I don't know what is this glittery monster that I created, but I'm very proud of it. The final and probably the most oddly satisfying step: peeling it off. So where should I start from? Maybe from the... from my forehead. Oh great, now it's not [Music] peeling. Oh wow, look at how long it is. Check it out, and it is still attached to my face. [Music] It broke. It's kind of amazing how it's peeling off in one... in one piece. I can wear this as a necklace. Very cute, very nice. Okay, let's keep on peeling. [Music] It hurts so bad near the hairline; everywhere else is okay though. I wasn't expecting this to come out that good, but honestly, it blew my mind. I kind of look like one of those Christmas bows, but I'm loving it. This little trick with the peeling was absolutely amazing. Very time-consuming, unfortunately. Good things require you to be patient, and these are so much fun. They're actually a little stretchy. Oh, the glitter was such a good idea, but will it be an absolute nightmare to remove? I mean, of course, my face has been through so much today; I don't think it will ever be the same after I filmed this video, but here I tried some more viral TikTok trends, and here I put my hair through the absolute worst. My hair hated me for making this video. I hope you guys enjoyed watching, and you can also find me on Instagram and Facebook and TikTok. Thank you guys so, so, so, so, so much for watching, and hopefully I'll see you in my next one. Bye.