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Both were ugly. No, you know what? That's right. One guy looked like, uh, he was look good in a suit. I thought, which one? The millionaire? The poor one? The dark hair guy? DJ Khaled looks good in a suit, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Powell. We're joined by Mr. Quickie. They call me Dark. And today, we have a very beautiful guest. I have a massive crush on her. Her name is Sarah Rose. Welcome to the show, Sarah Rose.
Hi, Sarah. Sarah was an hour and a half late today. Sarah, is that the first time you've been late in your life?
This is probably the fastest. Like, oh, this is, this is good. I was making more of a, you got pregnant joke. Have you been? You've gotten, you've been late before?
Yeah, I've been late before. I've been late on my period before. I've been late to, you know, traffic, everything. But, oh wow, I made it to this.
So she made it to this. Made it to this. Sarah showed up in a t-shirt today, big baggy shirt. And, you know, not that I'm a, I said the bad word, but pervert, but I asked her because I didn't know they were real because they're, like, 14 quadruple Z's. So I had no idea those baby boys existed.
Baby girls. Baby girls. Baby girl. Thank you. Yeah, we'll go with baby girls. So tell us about your boobs.
Um, well, my right one is bigger than my left one. Okay. You have to like, really look. Like, really look. Right one's bigger than the left? Yeah. Is that common? Is that common? Like, you're born like that? Really? Yeah. One's always bigger than the other.
We're talking boobage or nippies? Because I dated a girl this summer. We're not going to say names for this one. But what if I had a nice nipple, you know, it was like mine and the other one looked like she wanted nothing to do with her.
OnlyFans for sure. Yeah, that's what the other one looked like. Yeah, she was trying to escape. OnlyFans. She was like, maybe we should go be a teacher.
So when you, like, were you surprised? Oh, I'm lucky to just be there. You know what I mean? I'll take two of those things. I said, give me all, all ten.
Well, they were seeing at least three or four. You thought too? No. Well, well, he, he shares. We share an OnlyFans account because he's cheap. And, you know, I spend a lot of. OnlyFans not rich cheap, but still horny. I spend, I spent a good 80% of my, my funds on OnlyFans. Okay. My income. I fell about, what, 33 girls at this point? 34. I added another one yesterday. Didn't tell you. Sorry about that. We share an account. And he goes, "Ryan, can we buy some more of Pauline Jackson videos?" I'm like, "No, I can't afford it. $65." Let's go back. It's not true. I swear. Let's go to Taylor Nicole. Speaking of, what is that dropping, Sarah? What? The OnlyFans? I had an OnlyFans for two weeks. But why did you? With the Apex Agency. Apox Agency. Excuse me. Hold on a sec. What an idiot I am. I took too much Adam Quinn vodka. 1942. Well, that's tequila. But, but we are at the eighth stage. See the nicest house in Hollywood, baby. Hell yeah. Love these guys. Shout out. They got you legends. We're in this house. Look at the house. We're at this house. Okay.
So why did you stop OnlyFans?
So I actually had to stop because of the reality show. I was going in Joe Millionaire on Fox. Joe Millionaire on Fox. So it's two weeks before you start filming. So they found out about it and they were like, "Hey, I need you to kind of delete that or..."
Or pause it. Yeah. But there was no point in pausing my OnlyFans at that point. I was just like, deleting it. So now that I'm out, I can make.
So what degree of, uh, sexualism did we have on the off? Was it, "Hey, 99.99 to see me nude"? Hahaha. Not really. [ __ ] nude. Was it that guy or was it the, "Hey, this is me in a Kanye jacket in Aspen. Hello." Well, you fell for this. Okay. So I think the most I shot on my OnlyFans were my tits.
Oh, you showed your boobs?
I showed my boobs. The full, uh, the full, both baby girls. Both baby girls. Even I wasn't gonna leave one baby girl out. You know what the other girl that we were talking about really should have though. Yeah.
Okay. Are you gonna bring it back now that you're getting all this, uh, reality TV clout?
Yeah. When can Ryan pay $24 for a picture? You know what? For her, she's in the, uh, $64 range. Definitely. Definitely. I think I had my subscription on like $20 or something monthly. Monthly. Let me teach you something about a. Wow. Look, you hook them, and then you cook them. Okay. This was before I knew anything, right? I was just like, you know what? Whatever. Like, they'll think. I thought $20 is like a good amount. Yeah. For someone who really doesn't really post it like that on. It's not a strategy. We don't know that's involved in posting. I really study it. Dark, you do it. You know, you know a lot about Ferrari. Yeah, I know a lot about tits. You know what I mean? Big difference. Dark. Anyways, then I joined Apex, and they're like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing? $20?" Like, no one's gonna, you know. And then they showed me the system. Or they did the system. Apex Agency is the best agency. They're the only ones. I don't care if you're unruly. I don't care if you're from Ottawa, Toronto, LA, Miami. You sign with Apex. They make you some money. Keep going. And verified. Let's go, baby. Yeah, I can do it all. Shout out to Adam Quinn all over here and Evan Christian Smith and Ghost and Ghost and don't forget. Yeah. Sorry to interrupt. No, you're good. And then, um, so yeah, then I made pretty good money. And then I had to delete it. So there was no. I'm sure there's screenshots everywhere. Go on Reddit. Um, are they there? Go on Reddit. Yeah, they're, they're not. I don't know if they're there anymore. Are they? Did you Google see if they're in the abyss? In the black web abyss? No. How do you know about all this? I need to. You need to help me. Yeah, I'm a stalker. I'm stuck on YouTube. Yeah, I've known you for a year. I met you six months ago. What is it? Actually, I think we've known each other way longer. Yeah, like a couple years. Yeah, yeah. I've known you when I was like, I was like 18. Yeah. Really? I'm a scout. I do this. Really? I scout. Yes. Yeah. I met you in Miami for the first time. Yes. And then I saw you in Vegas. Wow. Then LA. You guys go way back. Through Apex Agency. Exactly. We do. And since then, yeah, you dated a good friend of mine. My boy, Welcome. Good friend. Welcome. Miami promoter. Nice guy. We love. Welcome. Yeah. You met him at Poppy the other night? Yes. Sweet boy. Yeah. What happened there? What happened with my boy, Welcome? He begged me. That I told him you're coming on. You maybe not to bring his name up. Welcome, go suck a dick. What do you want? Did you break up with him? We never dated. Oh, he said he said you broke his heart. So what do you want me to do here? I mean, you're saying you broke his heart. These are his ex. Now you can't control you. That's not okay. Tell me something. You don't say anything mean about you. Just tell me something. Yeah, genuinely. If you're [ __ ] someone right, and y'all are just [ __ ]. Okay, but you're all just [ __ ] each other. Oh, I already know where this is going. Are you all dating? You're basically engaged. You're going to get two very different answers. Yeah. You're basically engaged. What a disrespectful thing it would be to even go, uh, reply to a heart eyes emoji that DM'd you at that point. That's how I feel. I was just having sex with someone. No, we aren't dating. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. But hard no. He's a cocksman, right? He's a cocksman. That's a new one. Ryan. So you, if you were [ __ ] a girl and she wasn't [ __ ] other guys, but that's not your girl though. You're not dating her. You know, Ryan thinks that if his penis even just like, like grazes by a vagina, he's had sex with her. Yes, I do. That's. He considers that a kill. What's the difference? I think it's, but more of a, hey, if you're soft dick, okay, say you have coke dick and your soft dick even surfaces the vagina, that's more sex than sex with a condom. Am I wrong? That's a good one. I never even thought about it. Right. That's a good one. You rarely stumped me, Ryan. Thank you. Yeah. But I get it. Okay, you guys were [ __ ] buddies. [ __ ] buddies. Uh-huh. Okay. Speaking of condoms, did you use condoms? No, I didn't. Who does? Who does anymore though? Okay. Oh my god. I was about to call Welcome Winston. Um, who's Winston? Welcome. I'm sorry if you're hearing this. If I broke your heart, [ __ ] happens. What happens? Welcome, get over it. Wow. I hope you're happy in Miami promoting. Keep going. Okay. When are you having sex now? Are you sexually active? Um, yeah. Yeah, I am. Who? This guy? Yeah. One guy. One guy. One guy. Is he, can you just, can you describe the lucky guy physically? What's his tax bracket like? Okay. He does music. Okay. Okay. So what kind of, what does that mean? Does music like he does like he, he's a musician or like, you know, whatever these [ __ ] LA guys say they are now. But, okay, you know, like everyone does music here. Like a SoundCloud. Like a SoundCloud rapper. But he's like, well, I like those guys. They're, they're hungry. Yeah. He's starving though. At least they're not trying to make. Hey, good for you. Because you could probably pump, you know, Drake and J. Cole in the same weekend. And he went for SoundCloud. I respect that. That's how you know. You know, it doesn't matter. Yes. Yes. That's what's on the inside. Yeah. Um, but super cute. Just [ __ ]. Well, you know what? I'm gonna tell you something. So he actually called me the other day. And I thought we were just [ __ ] each other like this was like a welcome thing. You know, but yes, I get a call like over. He texts me. He goes, "Hey, I need to talk to you." Like, [ __ ] like, you know, those texts like me could mean anything, right? So I'm like, I call him. And I'm like, on a weekend night too? Yes. No, it was a weekday. It was just like two days, three days ago. Even worse. Yeah. Three days ago. Two days ago. Yes. Anyway, so whatever. Okay. So I'm like in my room. It's like 4 p.m. And I call him like 20 minutes. But I don't want him to think that I was thinking about it, you know? I was like, "Hey, like, what's up?" And he's like, "Yo." I was like, "Yo." And he was like, "Hey, like, I [ __ ] this chick like three days ago and she was complaining that she feels something." And something like this is the way he was talking to me. And he was like, he's like, "I don't know if it's because, like, you know, I just shaved my balls recently and that's why, like, I'm like, you know, whatever. If it's her." And he was like, "But..."
Was he trying to put it on you then?
He goes, "But could you do me a favor and go get tested?" Oh, [ __ ]. And I go, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, what is it? Because he's a SoundCloud rapper, he can't afford the tests. He wants to get tested for the both of them." Literally. Also, it's not a bad play, guys. Don't hate on that. [ __ ] you've done that 100 times. But I don't even make music. So not only am I pissed off like that he's making me go get an STD check, but you're [ __ ] another girl like so openly right now. You pulled the welcome. And you thought you were dating. You pulled the welcome. I pulled a welcome. Wow. I pulled a welcome.
So what did you say back, Sarah?
I go, "I freaked out." I was like, "What the [ __ ]? Like, you're missing all my texts on the call." Okay. And I was like, "Respect." He called you? Facetime? No, he said, "Hey, I need to talk to you." And I called him. Phone call or Facetime? Phone call. Yeah. You can't break up over Facetime. No, no.
So what was it? Was it chlamydia or something worse?
It was not me. Oh, so I tested. Pause. Like, I was not positive. Sorry. I was negative. You know what? I think I have a little drippy drip going on right now, by the way. Hey, maybe I hooked up with your SoundCloud boy because something's going on down there. Put him on the call with my doctor. So he could hear it. So I wanted him to get like actual proof because they couldn't. Um, I didn't want him. I don't want to send him my like results with all everything. So, um, just like my birthday. Like just [ __ ] that. So I put him on the call with my doctor. Yeah. And so he heard it. And he was like, "Oh, like, thank God. Like, all right, let me call the other girl and let her know." She really was trying to pull that. Hey, did you find out who baby girl number two was? But I really tried. I Googled. I stalked. I went on. In like, what's his name? Dude, I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. Okay. I'm not gonna say that. We'll figure it out. You'll figure it out. Push the intern. Google. We've got three hackers in the room. That's right. We'll figure it out for you. I'm gonna find out tomorrow. I'll tell you that right now. You know what's crazy? Welcome knows who it is because he found it before. Like, Welcome found him. Oh, wait. You guys still talk? Dude, my dumbo is [ __ ] [ __ ] in the next week. Oh, after that whole shipping last week. You [ __ ] Welcome? No, no. The guy. Oh, yeah. After like, well, you all figured out we were all negative and [ __ ] just because his balls were just [ __ ] recently shaved balls. Like, thank God. Thank God. The [ __ ] balls. Yeah. Like, I think I got, uh, chlamydia from the toilet seat. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. No, we all do it. We all [ __ ] whoever treats us like [ __ ]. We all. Yeah. It's like, it's like hot. It's hot. It's hot. It's like, you love me for this two seconds. Yeah. It's good sex. You enjoy it. It's amazing sex. It's the sex. Yeah. It's the sex.
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Fun. We're doing great. Good episode so far. Sarah, my name is Mr. Quickie. Okay, as you can see right here, the new merch. Shut up. And then we're going to talk about. Yeah, we're going to get to one. You want one of these? She's freezing, right? Okay. I'm Mr. Quickie. They call me Mr. Quickie because I do everything, and I mean everything, as quickly as possible. Okay. You now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can. Starting now. What would you rather jump in the Apex Agency pool fully clothed or make out with Ryan Powell?
Make out with Ryan. Thanks, baby. Welcome, Ryan. Got you.
You can only choose two. Number one, never star in a reality TV show. Number two, be 40% less attractive. Or three, date another man named Welcome.
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Well, wait, can you read it again? Hurry. Uh, TV show? Be 40% less attractive? You can only choose two. You have to choose two. Would you ever start a reality TV show? Be 40% less attractive? Or date another man named Welcome?
Did another man named Welcome.
All right. Would you rather sleep. Goodbye. Would you rather sleep with your man's brother or your best friend's man?
The first one.
Okay. Next question. If all women were eradicated off the face of the earth and you lost all mobility in your hands, who would you rather do your makeup for you?
Darker. Ryan. Dark. That's right, baby.
And that's the end of the Mr. Quickie show. I'm doing your job. Chris George's, where is he? There's a makeup artist in the house.
Okay, let's talk about your big television show that came out on Fox, Joe Millionaire. What's that? You don't like what you hate your show? No, I. You don't really like your show, do you? No, I just, I don't really give a [ __ ] about it. What? Oh, they know. That was it. Fun. At least they know that. They know that. That's why I got kicked out. Oh, wait. Well, hold on. You were kind of like, [ __ ] this place while you're there. So I was. So they DM me, whatever. They were like, "Hey, like, welcome to Joe Millionaire." No, they said they said something like, "You're going to be on Love for Real." It's like Love Island. Okay. Oh, like, sure, whatever. When I just moved to LA, get on the show. And they're like, "Oh, like, y'all are on Joe Millionaire." And I was like, "What the hell is that?" And it was like about one being a millionaire and one wasn't a millionaire. One was poor. And we had to like figure out who the rich one. And I'm like, dude, my [ __ ] sugar baby. Like, you know what I mean? It came out. They made assumptions. So one is a millionaire and the other one wasn't. But the whole point of the show was to date and see who the millionaire was and find love at the same time. Oh, it didn't help. But they were, hey, you know what? [ __ ] you, Fox. Like, you [ __ ] club chasing sugar baby [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] network. [ __ ] Ryan. We're never gonna get put on Fox ever again. Thanks to you. Good. You know why? Because I ain't a sugar baby. I'm not a sugar baby. Yeah. So anything. Anyways, so then I thought the crew member was really hot. Oh, I heard about this. Yeah. Tell me. The camera guy. Producer Terry. Come make out. The camera guy. The camera guy. Okay. The camera guy. So I said that on my mic. Was he like Terry? Or was he like us? He was like. But, um, um, so cute though. I love the fit. Very Zara. Um, you look like a mannequin when you walk in. You go, "I'll take that medium." Yeah. In excess for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then they heard me on the mic. And the producers were like, and then they called me in the room. Just like this. And the two guys were standing. And they were like, "Oh, like, I hear that you're into like the crew member and you're not here for us." And I was like, "Yeah." Oh, the guy. The main. The guy. Oh, I was like, "Yeah, I'm not." And I got kicked out. Really? How many epis? Four. Okay. 12 episodes. Okay. What was the vibe with those other girls? Were they like, "Who do you think it is?" Yeah, everyone was like, "Who do you think it is?" Like, "What do you think?" Blah, blah, blah, blah. And honestly, at that point, I just didn't care. Right. Yeah. When you're like into someone, you can't pretend to be. I don't know. The one. That's one thing with the Bachelor. What is that? I don't know if you get cash for a show automatically. You have to marry the guy that they cast you with. 20 of you love this one guy just because he got casted. Yeah. What if that guy got casted? Doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense. So one was ugly. Ah, sorry. Both were ugly. One was rich. One was poor. Both were ugly. No, you know what? That's right. One guy looked like, uh, he was look good in a suit. I thought, which one? The millionaire or the poor one? The dark hair guy? DJ Khaled looks good in a suit though, dude. Yeah, I mean, that's the guy that I was initially like, "Okay, like, I'll fake it till I make it with him." It was the rich guy. No, it was the poor one. Okay. That I was kind of. That's why you did SoundCloud rappers. That's right. Okay. But yeah, so then at that point, I just like couldn't fake it anymore. And I was like, "Give me the [ __ ] out of here." And now I'm here.
But Sarah, your DMs must be electric. Banana sandwich, right? Yeah. There must be some [ __ ] going on in those DMs. You ever get bored and entertain something you shouldn't?
Oh, yeah. A thousand percent. Yeah. Yeah. I like toxic. I'm very toxic. Wow.
So who's the biggest, uh, you can't get the message celebrity in your DMs? I'm gonna say it. No. Tell us. No fun. No. How about we bleep the name and we react, but you tell us? All my life, Terry. We will. We've been bleeping names lately. And he puts them. Because you have a big mouth. Is it Tyga? Sure. No, no. Jeremy Piven? No. Who's that? Diplo? No. Dude. Okay. Chris. Julia? No. They've all DM'd though. My list. Two out of them. Yes. They're dogs. Dogs. No dogs. Okay. Tell us who it is. Oh, Terry. Hand to God. We'll bleep it up. You're not religious. Sorry to our listeners, to the Pillow Talkers, we apologize. Damn. I can't. I don't want to say. I don't trust y'all. Is it the beeps? I don't blame you. What about Haley? It's the beeps, isn't it? Okay. Come on. The listeners getting bored. Let's go. Dude, we're not doing it. All right. I'll show you later.
Have you had lesbian sex with a celebrity? Have you ever gone home with a girl one-on-one?
No.
Have you had a threesome before?
I sure have. Two guys, one girl. One boy, one girl. One boy, one girl. That's cool.
What's something funny, man? Okay. Uh, what about two guys? You ever done two guys? No, but I'd be down for that. Are you all down? Whoa. Yeah. We've done it. We haven't done it in a while now. We're coming up on six months. And what did you say? I can't hear you. Yeah, we'll put out. Wow. That's not. Sorry. That kind of turned me off. Whoa. What are you doing for sex later? Oh my god, this is funny. Nothing. Neither. Cool. Okay. Um, what are you doing after this? Having a jingling in my pocket. Don't worry. You'll leave with a Mr. Quickie sweater. I promise. Oh my god. I never lose words. Down, down boy. Down. Don't even have a chingling in me. When I have sex, I like to do it high. And my favorite way to get high is with Miss Jones. They have edibles, they have weed pre-rolls, you name it. This right here is an infused drink. You drink it, you get high. Imagine that. We love Miss Jones. The owner. Terry's our [ __ ] boy. Awesome answers. Let's go, baby girl. Shout out to our sponsors. Yeah. Jingling. Did we just take them on? Let her know her. I guess. Oh, man. Let me tell you something, Sarah. Guys often when they're going to go with a smoke show like you, okay, they take dick pills. Why not? Why not? Do they work? Oh, do they work? Yeah, actually. Do you want to find out? Anything that has a prescription works. I'll give you soft dick once. And chingling dick the second. I tried the soft dick with who we have knocked up on me. Um, and you don't remember? Oh my god, I can't believe you don't remember. No, we never hooked up. Oh, [ __ ] it did. I saw dick you once. No, no, no. Ryan. Right. Are you joking right now? No, I'm not. We've been joking. Oh, no. Yeah. You don't remember, Ryan? How do you remember? Big deal. [ __ ] come on. That's a couple. No, no. We hooked up. Yeah. What's a hookup? What's considered a hookup to you? Yeah, good question. Dark. Good question. And how many guys have when your dick is inside of you, that's a [ __ ] hookup? Oh, I've actually never put my dick inside of me, but I'm willing to try it for you. Okay. Hey, how many children kills do you have? What do you mean? What does that mean? How many different guys you got to? Actually, I have a list. Okay. Let's see it. Who has lists? You know what it means? It's low. It means it's low. I respect it. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen guys. Wow. Good number. That's great. Lucky number 13. My birthday is June 13th. And I wish it was the 14th. That's number 14. Can I take a peek at the the list? It should probably elite. Yeah. You have last names in there too? I guess. Leo just means the Capricorn. Don't react. Okay.
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Okay. Good list. Oh, oh, oh, dude. I don't. I know four guys in LA. And if they're all on this [ __ ] list, honestly, I would [ __ ] four out of the 13. That's a good list. And you want to [ __ ] us? Let's go. [ __ ] making moves. [ __ ] changes at the Apex Agency. You guys, it's not about sex, you know? It's more than that, right? We're funny. And personality matters. Yeah. Yeah. I guess. Okay. Uh, I guess I guess we should wrap it up. That's it. Fantastic. This was a good episode. Wow. Okay. Where can everyone? Okay, Sarah Watson Rose. Let's just talk. What is that? Quick. Just so we can understand what's going on. It's Sarah. What is it? Okay, it's Sarah. What is my username? Because Sarah was a [ __ ] taken. Oh, it's what? Yeah, like Sarah. What? Like, oh my god. What? Oh, okay. Sarah Rose though. Yeah. But my name is Sarah Rose. And what's your actual name? It's Sarah Rose. Oh, actually. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So wrong Sarah. But Sarah. What is just my Instagram. Okay. So you have to say it. Be like, it's there or what? Sarah. What? Sarah. What? Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for. What a great episode. Very much enjoyed this. We're so glad you showed up late. Yes. At least I made it. Yeah. That's true. The girls are out. We're having fun. Ever chingling in my pocket. Thank you. The Apex Agency. Producer Terry. You're [ __ ] after this. She likes video guys. Doesn't care about the host. I don't care if they're rich or poor. Doesn't matter. She likes the cat. What's so funny? Zach. I pointed at you for porn. Okay. Uh, thank you for tuning in. I'm Rose Francott. It's Mr. Quickie. And we'll see you next Tuesday. Wow. Good show. You're good.
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