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I'm definitely not the first one who has made this video. A lot of people have already done the same, similar video, but I haven't, so that's why you're watching this [Music] video. If it sounds like I have a cold in this video, um, it's because I do have a cold. I've been really sick, but I don't care. As you may have read in the title, I'm going to be eating everything from vending machines. I'm actually already here. The first location was LEL college, and this idiot decided to walk around the campus instead of entering, for whatever reason.
Okay, there's kind of a problem. I'm at like the dustbin area. I don't think this is where I'm supposed to be at. I just want vending machines. Anyways, the first machine I decided to try out was this sandwich machine. I'm pretty sure a lot of you have seen it, but I doubt you all really tried it, because I haven't. The food options here don't look that good, and I save 50 cents if I get both. It says 1 minute here, but then it says 90 seconds here. Wow, wow. All right, I'll try Hong Kong Chicken.
Nothing happened. Hong Kong Chicken. Oh, hell no. I paid with a $10 bill, and they gave me all coins. Oh God. I just walked away, and it came out, so ow. Oh my God, it's actually so hot. So this is chicken; uh, it looks pretty good, actually. I didn't even look at it. Oh my God, it's whole-wheat bread. On a scale of 1 to 10, this looks like a 7. I would open it, but I don't want to touch it. Oh my God, it's spicy. Uh, I looked inside, and this doesn't look like whatever was shown on the picture just now. It's so dry. I really want to finish this. I paid 350 for this. I think I will finish it. I mean, it's fine for 350, but 7-Eleven maybe even cheaper and fresh, too. This is far from fresh. I'm a sucker for salty food, but if you want to eat this, this is so salty. I need a drink right now, but anyways, I'm done. Just kidding. I left the bread skin inside. This sandwich machine will get a 5 out of 10 for me. I do not really recommend it.
Okay, that is how a sandwich is supposed to look like, but anyways, here's the next vending machine: salad vending machine. Whole lot of options here. I want to try the salads. I'm not a huge fan of salad, but it's for the video. Uh, roasted sesame dressing. I can add all these. All okay, that's all I'm ordering, just a salad. Oh wow, look at how little sauce there is left. Pull the door. Oh wow, okay. I'm going to try this now. Hey guys, welcome to an actual cooking video this time. Oh my God, it's time to be real. They use like the heaviest-duty sticker. Oh, at least they gave a fork. There's a whole bunch of other things inside, too. So they have all these—I don't know what they are—inside. Seems to be cucumbers, lettuce, and like all the good stuff. I don't know what this is, so I can't open this. As a matter of fact, I could not open anything. Dude, if this is not a sign for me to work out more, I don't know what is. To put the trash in my bag for [Music] now. Oh my [Music] God, I hope that was caught on camera.
Okay, so now I'm supposed to shake it. This is supposed to be the fun part, but this whole experience has been anything but fun. I would pick up the camera and show you the salad, but it's completely filled with sauce. Here it is. I'm going to eat this thing now. It's actually really fresh. It's actually really nice. Forgot to show you this: chunks of whatever this is. It's potato. This is actually really good for $5.90. Uh, it's a bit expensive, but if you want a salad to go, I think this is perfect. I'm not sponsored, by the way. Oh God, so just don't be careless. I'm going to eat this right now. Don't record me, please. I need to clean this mess, so I'm going to leave—leave you guys—under my bag, and hopefully you don't get stolen. Hi, this is the biggest mess I've ever made while eating. Oh God.
In conclusion, uh, I can't eat. The selling machine will get an 8 out of 10. It's mostly user error, because like, not—I'm not very smart. Okay, I can't be here anymore, so I should go to another location to continue this video. I'm going to continue the video over here. You have no idea how long I walked to find this machine. It seems to be a frozen yogurt machine. Uh, you're supposed to have the meal first before the dessert. I think it's almost 2:00 already, but I'm just going to try this. Yeah, at least the $1 coins are in use now. Uh, okay, now I'm just going to try this, see what's happening. Why is it reflecting me? Okay. Oh wow. Oh wow. This machine is so smart to put this here, but now I have to eat this somewhere. W. So here's the frozen yogurt. Uh, surprisingly, it hasn't melted, which is actually pretty scary. Oh my God, there are so many red ends. I don't really like frozen yogurt, but it's an exception for this episode. It's actually really good. It's not as creamy as you may think it is. It's kind of like those icy supermarket ice creams, but it's nice. Okay, watch me finish [Music] this. Oh my God, you remember the salad? Yeah, uh, the trash is still in my bag. To put the trash in my bag for now. I have to go throw it away. Oh my God. Anyways, last bite. I'm going to rate the machine 8 out of 10 because I don't really find anything wrong with it. I'm not buying from this machine anyways.
For the last location, I traveled to the convention center to try out a vending machine cafe kind of thing. I have done this in a video before. I'm going to try some new stuff: Japanese teriyaki chicken. R. Okay, I'm going to try this. Okay, I want all of you to look at this. Just before I stopped recording, the machine goes out of order, water, and it dispensed frozen food. Are you actually kidding me? Did the machine just give me frozen food because the heater was broken? The machine went out of order the moment I ordered this. I just paid $6 for this thing. Look, this machine is out of order. I can't even do anything. So why wasn't this showing before I ordered this? Looks good, and I'm going to get this. You better give me cooked food, man. Okay, the countdown is going. I can actually eat now. It's so quiet in here. I'm actually very scared to talk out loud. I don't care. Oh, look, they gave me tissue to wipe away my tears. Oh wow, this looks good. I don't think I mixed the curry on time, because it seems to be very chunky. All right. Oh, the chicken is cold. What the hell? It's very flavorful, and it's exactly how you think Japanese curry tastes like, only weird thing is that the fish is cold. I really don't know why. I think I'll give this a 9 out of 10. As for the machine experience, if it was working properly, it would be a 10, because there's no problem with it, but it broke the moment I got this, which is terrible. Wasted $6, so that will be a 5 out of 10. Okay, now let me eat this, please. It's actually really [Music] good.
I'm still hungry, so we're going to go for another round. This is a terrible selection. Okay, I'll try this. Doesn't really look the best, but I'm just going to try it. I tried getting a drink, but just look at what happens again. Hello. Okay, I'm going to press—press it—and then tap. Okay, so I think we can conclude that this machine is broken. Also, that was not what I pressed. I hate this machine. So we have two frozen items now. It's here. The machine scammed me again. You guys saw. Okay, at least I like this ring. Okay, now time for the review. That is a lot of cheese. Lots of cheese. Okay, let me just mix this up first. This doesn't look that appetizing, honestly. Uh, it smells good, though. There is like no cheese taste. It tastes like actual plastic. I'm not even kidding. This is not good. There are ham pieces in here, and it just tastes like ham, extraordinarily soft, though. This is really bad. This is mac and cheese. It does not taste like mac and cheese. I'm still going to eat it, though. The mac and cheese gets a 4 out of 10. Also, with the frozen meal, I decided to give it away, but no one wanted it, so I just took it home. And I also forgot to turn on my mic for the outro, so I had to re-record it. So what have we learned today? I think we've learned that vending machines are not reliable, and we should never ever eat from them. Of the five vending machines I've eaten from today, I got scammed by two of them. Overall, the machines are cool, but it's not cool when they break down, which happened twice today. Very angry. So I think I'm just going to thank you guys for watching, and I'll see you in the next video. And I didn't throw it in; it's still—it's still here. [Music] Bye.