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Of course, I'd be driving down the road and what do you know? A turtle is in my freaking way. Look at this guy. Come on, buddy. How can I help you? How can I assist you? I don't want you to get hit by a car. And I don't want to get bit by you. So, what do I do?
You look like you're in need of some assistance. Do I just cross the road and get away? Do I leave you and let other people use their own discernment? What do you think? We don't want you getting hit. You're too important.