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[Applause] [Applause] [Music] Well, how are you? Ah, that's it, eh, this audience hasn't paid like the TV one. This audience pays, eh, pays, yes, yes, but it's donated to a charity. Eh, this is beautiful, this, eh? It's beautiful that today they haven't told us anything. We haven't said at the end that we'll ask questions, okay? We'll ask one. Before anything else, eh, thank you very much for coming, everyone. Eh, you didn't know what you were coming for a bit, but it doesn't matter. Eh, does anyone know of any charity? Ah, yes, look, what's your name? My name is Mónica. Mónica, okay. Mónica, very good. Eh, why are you here on a weekday morning and all that? Are you a student? Classes haven't started. Are you looking for a job? Tell us. Thanks for the compliment. For the student, no, I'm on vacation. You're on vacation, okay. So you study, not work. You work? Ah, okay. What do you work as? Eh, I work, I'm a civil servant. You're a civil servant, okay. Well, so, in quotes, a little bit, we could say that it's okay, that it's okay, that you're a civil servant. Of what kind of civil servant? Okay. Functional, you don't even know yourself. So, basically, you remember lunch and when you go home. Well, the association, what is it? Okay, yes. Sorry, sorry. The association that in the end you'll see it right away. They tell you it's at the counter and they send you somewhere else because they're used to it. It's just that we had forgotten this question. Look what it's like to talk to a civil servant. You forget everything. But look how it shows, eh, how not working adds collagen to your skin. You look like a super young girl, super radiant. What did you pass the exam for, in high school? In the maternal uterus? In the maternal uterus. Hey, hey, she has replies, eh? Of course, she's thinking all day, eh? Sorry about this, eh. Tell us the association, and thank you very much for coming. Thanks for the work you do and for donating this. That's the first thing. [ __ ] How nice, she's so politically correct. Well, sorry, the association, eh, I wanted to say La de Abui, which is the Association of Volunteers for Pediatric Oncology. It's in Malaga. I know it because I've been a volunteer there for many years, and I know that my colleagues do an immense job. I mean, they dedicate themselves to being with the hospitalized children there, not only in oncology, but they are there and also with the parents. They do workshops. Now they've taken it to the Camino de Santiago. Very good. So it's very good. We don't know at the end, because we'll do this at the end of the season, the thing about donating the money. But well, we're going to donate it. We're not stalling. Ah, I'll tell you too. So there's an unemployed person who's been unemployed for three months, who came a few programs ago, who says the money should be for him. For now, you're winning, I want you to know that, eh. A big round of applause for this very nice girl. Well, unemployed civil servants who earn, well, very well, eh. We'll explain a little about how the program works. Yes, we'll explain a little about what it's about. An invited guest comes with a mask. He has to guess, based on questions, what mask he's wearing. And then you have to guess who is behind the mask. And then the program will start, because this is the game, eh, this is the fun. So, nothing, we start, yes or no? Yes. Well, he is Juan Dávila, I am Gálder Varas, and this is Arte de Venecia. A big round of applause for our guest. There he is, let's go, let's go. The craziest guest, dude. There he is. Well, how did you come? Jump in. [ __ ] I don't know very well what I said, because how are you? Yes, how is everything? Very well, very well. He's modifying his voice. I don't know if it's a mask. It's a mask. Better. Yes, it's true that, eh, maybe Gálder, Gálder, no, no, already, already. And El Chavo del Ocho, no? Soon I'll be at the CPE, so if you can give me a number. You've already started that. [ __ ] I have been, and neither of us realized. Chapulín Colorado, nor El Chavo del Ocho. So, could it be a wrestler? No, no. Keep trying. And the makeup artist, do something with this. Let's see if, if he is indeed a Mexican wrestler. He is a Mexican wrestler. It's just that, really, Gálder, we are [ __ ] dude. No, it's me. It's me. Well, it was you, and I followed you to death, but really. Don't socialize this error. It was already mine, and I assume it. Well, we don't know if it's more to your credit or to mine. Yes, but this is very strange, dude. It's very strange. Yes, it's very strange. Well, but, but you could also have been the first. You put a mask on me, dude. I mean, hey, I'll tell you too, the Mexican wrestler, maybe that, a participant in an exchange club in Chueca. So, we don't really know. So, this could also be a mask to hide, you know, anything. Don't give me ideas. Well, we can give it to you later if you want. Thanks. Well, that's because, that's because Gálder doesn't want it. Dear audience, we know who it is. Does anyone know who it is? It's an idea. Let's see. You can ask him. Let's see. Anyone want to ask him something to guess who it is? Well, at least this game is working. This game is working. Good voice modulation. The one who doesn't know who it is. Yes. Look, there's a guy there who looks thoughtful, who looks like Rodin's The Thinker. Look at him. He looks like he's got the whole thing on, like, who could it be? Who could it be? And this guy has questions. What's your name? César. César, very good. César, go ahead. Hello, César. What do you do? Man, tell him. Ask him his name, and since, of course. Well, I think it's a question. You can answer however you want, eh. I'm not going to answer. He works with his voice. That's very good. Eh, he works with his voice. Yes, he works. Do you have any more questions? Hello, how are you? That's it. He works with his voice. I'm your father. He's been working with his voice for 20 years. 23, sorry. 23. Give a microphone to the guy next to you. Maybe this one, who also looks thoughtful, is... I have no idea. No idea. You can ask a question. Do you believe in...? How old are you? 40, 45, 45, 50. What age range are you in? Yes, I think this is for the exchange club, eh. I mean, he's already asking as if for his own project. [ __ ] I don't see him with the mask. Keep asking. How tall am I? 312 years old. Okay, 312 years old. That's it. Do the math yourself. He also makes humor, as you can see. Yes, yes, I see it. He works with his voice. Yes, I think we could even push it a bit further. Is he a singer? I can't say he's a singer because I see the audience is a bit lost. Is he a singer? Give the microphone to the girl next to you. No, go ahead. And one of the good ones. That's it. Good ones. Well, we can give you one more clue. Does he have perfume? No, Bustamante. That's it. Maybe I've gone too far with the clues. But hey, hey, no one has come. No one has come. Colonia Bustamante, eh. That's it. Indeed, it's Bustamante. A big round of applause for Fer. Applause for him. Come on, bravo, man. Dude, no. [ __ ] I love it. Well, of course, it was, it was the first slip-up, eh, that we've had. Hey, I want you to know that you've... I can go back to my voice. Of course. You can imitate your own voice. Well, imitate those who imitate me, because my voice is very manly. I don't understand why they do that. Well, no, yes, they imitate when I was younger and I was hyperactive and I was all day, "What a good day, dude!" and I was very, very nervous. Well, because of the situation. And I like to imitate those who imitate me, that voice that says, "What a good day, Vicente!" Of course. Well, that normally makes me speak, well, similarly. But that makes you go back to the 19-year-old Bustamante. And we've already fulfilled it. We've already gotten some gray hairs, yes. Well, but you wear it very well, eh. I want you to know that you have great hair. Yes, I haven't had to go anywhere. Do you use any product? Monoxidil, anything? The only product I use is Bustamante fragrances. Bustamante fragrances. That's it. Does your hair grow? Look, I brought you a... what? No, darling, a perfume. Then, hey, I'll give you a sample. You get hooked, and then you go buy. You know? Hey, I want to say, yes, you act like drug traffickers, basically. That's it. But hey, a sample. I mean, we have a mask there that costs money, and the mug costs 10, and the cologne costs 7. I mean, you could have behaved better, you know? But you deduct normally what I would charge for going to places, and that's it. You come out winning. It's true, because he came for free. Yes, he came, he came, but to raise money for the oncology, and I didn't know that either. You didn't know? I just found out. It was very nice. Yes. Hey, Porto, we're talking about perfumes, that I have some data here that, I mean, you're doing very well with perfumes. Congratulations. Yes, it's become a running gag. Yes, but it's true. Yes, no, yes, yes. I mean, I asked ChatGPT, and look, no one needs a microphone for this, but does anyone know how much Bustamante earns per day with perfumes? A figure. No one knows that. ChatGPT knows it. It's on the internet. It's impossible, says ChatGPT, 20,000 euros a day in colognes. Damn. Yes. I mean, you're here and you're earning 3... Listen to me, one thing, and how down-to-earth I am. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And how much you are yourself. You are very much yourself for my things. Hey, it's coming out soon. This is because I'm also, I mean, a fan of your music and of yours and of your colognes. So you have "Muy mío," "Muy mío Sport," and soon "Bustamante Power" is coming out. No, it's already out. It's already out. Well, Power. Well, it's just that this was recorded a long time ago, the program. Yes, that's why. Yes, of course. You have to think about if, if we're already with another one that's going to come out now. This is how it is. Bustamante Power. What's the next one called? Bustamante. Where is it? Where is my team? Can it be said? No, it can't be said. The next cologne from... Bustamante. Where is it? Because I get the photos, the name, and everything, and I design. I'm very ahead. Where is my team? Don't tease me, it's your brother. Listen to me, and it's his brother. The manager. So, Richi is also on the payroll, and we're not related. Yes, yes, yes. But the... it doesn't count as two. It's like my lawyers. You have one, and an office is one, and you still don't even know who... with my lawyers. It's the typical, the typical. Hey, I have a piece of information that this is real. He's very good at smelling. Is that true? Let's see if I'm going to get truffles. No, no, no. Yes, yes, you're going to smell something. He, for example, he can smell you now and, like, he can tell if you have high cholesterol. I mean, like, practically [ __ ] Where did you get that from? Wikipedia? ChatGPT? Because, for example, I showered because you told me to. Do you want me to smell you first, without anything, without putting anything on? You need me to smell you. I'm going to smell you without anything. Let's see what you detect. What do you want me to detect? Do you detect any perfume? Well, the smell of [ __ ] I don't know. I mean, of course. Let's see. Put some on. How long have you been here, son? No, no, no. You don't detect anything. Maybe the perfume I put on smells a little. I'll tell you which one later. Turn around, please. Okay. Okay, now we'll... Go down. No, eh, eh, no, don't look. I think so now. I think so now. Let's see. You can turn around now, and let's see. Each of us has a perfume. That's it. If you, yourself, if I have to guess. But as if I were the nose here. No, well, you have to guess if it's from Rosa or from your cousin. Between this one, this one first. This one. Yes, this one is mine. This one, I think it's mine. You think it's yours. It depends on the skin, it depends on the skin, and what one washes. So, I think it's mine. You think it's yours. Maybe it could be. It's just that, also, realize that perfumes are different, you know? And Orientals have things in common, and I can get confused because I go down that path because that's what I like. Perfumes that have vanilla, musk, wood, bergamot. Bergamot. Don't get stuck on the first thing. But I hadn't even thought about that. Just in case. You've thought about Pro. You've projected something onto me. That's it. You've imagined my [ __ ] It's just that you go around commanding all day, teaching. Maybe I should have put the cologne on my... and then it would have come out there. There we go back to your cousin. There, there. I don't smell there. Let's see. Smell here. Yes, don't worry. I won't get excited. Yes. [ __ ] It smells good here. It's a tracker. Yes, yes. I put on a little. I put on a little. No, but it smells around here. It smells around here. It's just that, in the end, I'm going to eat your neck. Dude, no, no. David, David. Let's see. It could also be. Both are yours. I already told you not to put on more. [ __ ] Let me see. This is starting to be services. Both are yours. You have to know which one is "Muy mío" and which one is "Muy mío Sport." We don't know. So, a big round of applause for... Definitely. By the bottle, he knows. That's the Sport. Ah, well, this is the Sport, and that one is "Muy mío," for sure. You got it right. Very good, very good. It's just that we took the label off. We took the label off. And well, no, no, no. We don't know, but I hear... You nailed it. You nailed it. Zasca! You nailed it. Very good. Hey, you're on fire. I really like about you that you have a lot of energy. Yes, sorry. One thing, Gálder, and the first cologne I was wearing, because maybe, of course, it's a cologne that doesn't have much of a name, and that's why you didn't know which one it was. No, "Chispas." But, but who names them? No, no, no, wait. The first one, no, it's a joke. "Chispas" is a mythical one from when we were little. Don't tell me now that I'm from another generation. No, no, it's just that "Chispas" was for the finger, for the finger. When you said a word at the same time as someone else, you said "Chispas," then you gave each other a finger, and on three, you said a color, thought of a wish, and it came true. Where did you grow up, dude? Come on, that never happened in my town. He grew up among bears and wolves in a village in depopulated Spain. Yes, yes. So, really, it fits. We used to do that in the police. You did it in the police? Of course, among colleagues. Before giving a ticket, no, no. Before giving a ticket, he reported... whoever is disappointed with the police, I mean, local police. I mean, really, I mean, within reason, no? But on patrol, when you said that, the "Chispas" thing was done in the car. How beautiful. It looks like the blue oyster from Police Academy. Well, if that happened, you thought of a wish, and if it came true, well, from now on, we'll do it. One moment, sorry, Gálder. Whose idea was it? Sorry. To launch colognes? Well, it reached me, and I was excited to have a bottle with my name in the bathroom, as an anecdotal thing. And we didn't know what was going to happen, but we did things very well. We succeeded. And well, it's something that has been very viral, and that people, if you give them a good product and, on top of that, a good price, people keep buying it. After almost 10 years, yes. And we still sell a perfume. A perfume is sold every 15 or 20 seconds. ChatGPT said that. So, the 20 is true. That's true. It's like, so you earn more with perfumes than with... No, but that's a joke. Thank God, I earn more with music than with perfumes. No, but, but, project... Well, well, no, but it's going well for me, and in the end, it's a complement. It's a business. It's a business where I use my image, but above all, what I use is my way of doing things. In the end, perfumes are also composed like songs. Yes, when you make a perfume, you talk about notes, chords, and so it's very creative. And since I like to do it, and I like to smell good, I'm a person who is quite... I like people to smell good, and I like to smell good. But you, you're wearing another perfume, not yours. I'm wearing the new one. Ah, the Power. Yes, no, the next one, which we can't say. Man, so you're ahead. Of course. It's necessary to reinvent yourself every so often. It's normal. Normal. It's true. It's true. It's true. But well, in the end, the most important thing for me is my songs, my albums, my tour, my concerts, like you, live. That's what really gets me going. The other things are businesses that come along, of course. That this program is a bit about taking off the mask, that everyone sees that it's like, well, the person who makes perfumes, who makes songs, and all that. But we want to know the person behind it, because, yes, yes, yes, yes. And we've already, and we've already started. What happens is that I think people already know me from many years ago. I don't know if everyone here, because there are young people, but it won't be difficult to tell something, because from here, things will come out that you will... I hope you haven't pulled out your criminal record. No, no, calm down, calm down. Okay. "Chispas." From here, things will come out that you will surprise yourself with. How good. That's it. You'll get to know yourself better after this program, because, of course, we have an idea. I mean, you are a very masculine person, that's why we put this mask on you, because you are, practically a boxer. But then you are a very sensitive person. People know you a bit. The masculine deconstruction, I invented it. It's true. The first person to be bullied. How much does feminism and Greta Thunberg owe you, even? There it is. And they bullied me, saying I was a crybaby, a crybaby. So you see, I was ahead. Of course. You went to school. No, they bullied me at the factory where I worked sewing balls. I went to public school, Mata Linares. That's what we wanted to get to. Public school, Mata Linares. Few people know that. Do you remember? Do you remember the first day of school when you arrived there, little David with his little suitcase? Well, if you know what happens, you think you're so old that you went with a suitcase like the children carry. We already saw things in color, eh. We, no. You know what happens? That being a town of 3,500 people, it wasn't strange at all. All the children know each other, playing in the street. You know all the parents, the uncles. No, it's not like a city, which I think is much more stressful because you don't know where you're going, you don't know anyone. But in the village, half of us are family. It's more impersonal in the city. Yes, of course. And you remember anything that made you transport yourself to your childhood songs? Yes, many things. Especially in this album, there's a song where I completely bare myself, and I talk about many things. Not baring the soul, you mean? Yes, because he's an artist. He speaks. Yes, but there are many things, many things, because the way I grew up and where I grew up, eh, makes me who I am today. The way I am, I mean, I don't know how to have masks, I don't know how to have double standards. And if you come with me to my village, I still have the same friends from when I was 5 years old. We say the same silly things that fascinate us. It's like going back to the beginning. I still go to the same bars. The same old counter is still there. But I still do the same things, and that gives me life. But when you get there, to your village, everyone knows you, I mean, people, it's like when Beauty and the Beast arrived, and people come out of the balconies, they greet you, suddenly people sing, the baker, I don't know. You know what happens? There, I'm not Bustamante. For them, I'm Titín. That's my nickname. Nobody calls me David or Bustamante. I'm Titín, Tito's son. Ah, okay. That's why when I go around Madrid or anywhere else, if someone says "Titín," it's someone from home. So I turn around immediately. Okay, don't say this too much, because if you want to get a ticket for a concert, say "Titín," and he'll give it to you for free, and practically, if you're 50 short, you're missing... No, that's not needed. Yes, yes. Hey, and of course, going back to this, of course, I mean, you, from the deconstruction, how was that in a village in the... I don't know, 80s, 90s, you know, living a, I mean, a person who has an appearance, a very manly appearance, but actually, I mean, being a sensitive child, or not? But I wasn't an excessively sensitive child. That happened to me when I entered Operación Triunfo. Everything overwhelmed me absolutely. I wasn't used to it. Suddenly, I was fulfilling a dream, and everything was too much, and feelings, logically, were going at a hundred miles an hour. It was too much. I was, I was a very restless child. I was a good older brother. I was very athletic. I played, I reached División de Honor. So people thought I was known for football. I played for the Cantabrian selection. I played in the Racing de Santander youth academy. I did martial arts. So, I wasn't too sensitive. I did kickboxing. But then, I've always been a child who has to justify himself. David can hit people and be from the heart. From the heart. Give hits like loaves from the heart. I've always been a very, very restless child. And when it was my turn from a young age, because I didn't like studying, to work, I started working in construction. And that's it. At 19, I was already going around singing. I entered Operación Triunfo at 19. I was there for a short time. I've been around for longer than what I lived there. And you right now, your brother is your family, let's say. Brothers are always the question. Very deep questions. No, forgive me. No, for you, your brother is a brother. Yes, not only is he your bro, but he's your bro. For me, my bro is more than a brother. He's my bro. By the way, I just remembered. Forgive me. Here comes the real question. I remembered something. It's just that little sparks jump out at me. You were once at a dinner with a friend of mine, who was called Rafa Crespo, who was a policeman, who played football, with Raquel, who was on Survivors, and I don't know what. And he said you sang all the time. Ah, yes, you were singing. I sing continuously, like, "Bring me a plate," and you sang. No, that's exaggerated. Ah, that's exaggerated by him. Because, "How good are the calamari?" That's the doubt I had. I'm telling you, years ago, something like that. Imagine, "Give me back the fried squid, they took it from me." Well, if they take it away, because many times you're in too much of a hurry to collect, and those two, leave them for me to eat. Of course, of course. But you sing in your daily life, so you can sing everything when I'm happy. Hey, they did an Arte de Venecia for us in lyrical. Could you do it in Bustamante style? Yes, of course, in Bustamante style. Bustamante style. Well, show me the original, and I'll do it. Well, it was like... But of course, there's no original. It's just that you sing the same way you sang about the calamari. [Applause] Excuse me, for example, the lyrical. No, now G... Silence. Venecia, my God. It's just that, really, I mean, well, sorry. Sorry. To your team, this could be done. Yes, yes. Later, later, I'll send you the bill. Later, I'll send you the bill, son. You're loaded. [ __ ] Let us have an Arte de Venecia of [ __ ] to put here. [ __ ] Of course, of course. You could do one completely clean, and I... Arte de Venecia. No, now I'm getting... a wait. That one doesn't count. Eh, okay, okay. Venecia, my God. It's just that you can do one like Bisbal. Let's see. Respect, my God. My God. My God. This is wonderful. Galder, one more. One. One more. Galder, but he's running out of water. Look, in case you haven't realized, I won "Tu cara me suena," guys. Okay, one. Aitana. That's it. I ask you, is there a female register? Something female, similar to female, a singer. We have... My God. It's true. David, David. And this applause is also for his brother, who puts up with his [ __ ] every day. That's it. That's it. Hey, since we were talking a bit about, I mean, we also have to talk about your latest single. Gálder is the only one who has run out of water for the guests. Ah, no. I drink water, but compulsively. I can drink 4 or 5 liters of water every day. Okay, okay. If you don't have cologne here and you finish all the water there is... That's practically 0% water. You know what happened to me one day doing the commercial? Well, I had to do, you know, so that it would be seen in slow motion, how the perfume came out. And what did I do? [ __ ] because I am sometimes, well, I didn't look where I was pointing the thing, and I got it in my eye. And damn, the photos. They had to take photos of me. My eye was bleeding. [ __ ] because my perfume is very good, but don't put it in your eyes. It's not eye drops, eh. You have the mug there. There it is. Tony, don't you say... talk a little about the latest thing you've released. You've released a single called "Hola, qué tal." David, hold it with your right hand, because with your left hand, the logo isn't visible. That's it. There it is. Cheers. Cheers. There it is. I have very short arms for you. Eh, your new single "Hola, qué tal," okay, which basically is you in your life, that you sing everything. Well, "Hola, qué tal" is a very beautiful song, very beautiful. Besides, I was lucky that people, as soon as it came out, took it to number one. So, it was spectacular. It was very beautiful. And at concerts, live, I'm enjoying singing new songs, because I had released the 20th anniversary, but I hadn't released new music for 5 years. And in this album, I dared, or I owed it to myself, eh, to compose all the songs myself. So, it's a much more personal album. It's an author's album. And I think, due to age, and trajectory, and because I needed to tell other types of things in another way, I've worked on this album since the pandemic, and I've enjoyed it more than ever. In the whole elaboration, no, from playing the guitar, starting to write stories, and then when you realize, you have a whole album, and recording it with Pablo Cebrián, who is a great producer, I enjoyed it much more than ever, I would say. I'm looking forward to this coming out. This is the best album I've released, without a doubt. It's the most personal. My songs, my stories, my perspective on everyday stories, human relationships. The most personal, for sure, because you took 5 years to release it. Of course. Yes, yes. So you've had time. Because if you haven't caught it, it's a criticism, okay. Caught it. But precisely nowadays, when albums and songs are made like hotcakes, no, a good, good stew from a mother, a grandmother, or a father, a grandfather. Okay, let's see if I'm going to catch the... less. Well, it's the chup chup. The chup chup is made little by little, and I believe in that. I wasn't in any hurry. I wanted to make the album of my career, and I think we've achieved it. "Hola, qué tal," which is a song, I understand, for flirting. No, "Hola, qué tal" is a plan. No, it's a song of reconciliation, that many times, not out of pride or ego, we don't dare to call, and behind that call, there's a second chance that can be good. There's something here. Here, ask around. Ask. With whom have you reconciled? Something. Have you called many? Because the song doesn't have any name, you can use it as many times as you want, you know? Of course. I mean, right now, maybe they hear it, and there are 30 people in their house thinking, "I think he wrote it for me." "He wrote it for me." Okay, I have to go home now. You understand what I mean. Well, but only your brother is waiting for you. David. The Siberian woman is waiting for me, that's another song. Ah, I thought it was a girl. Siberian. Because she's cold to you. No, because she was born in Siberia. My girlfriend. Ah, well, that makes more sense. Honestly, I hadn't said it. Of course. Tell us, because I think here's something where we're going to get into the deepest part. Tell us. You can ask others. Yes, if you want. But maybe him. Tell us about a moment when you had to reconcile with someone, and that moment of, "Now I take off the mask," and ask for forgiveness. But you, for example, how do you imagine me? I'm going to go under her house's balcony with a guitar and sing to her. Man, that would be very beautiful, honestly. If you want to imagine it like that, I'll tell you it's like that, and everyone's happy. Here we want the truth. So, I imagine you sending WhatsApps like, "What's up, forgetful one?" "If you get overwhelmed, get overwhelmed." So, no, not that much. Mine. No, well, let's see. Sometimes I've had to apologize and reconcile. I'm not proud at all. So, I have no problem apologizing. But I prefer to talk things face-to-face rather than by WhatsApp. If you really care about the person, a WhatsApp, both to say goodbye and hello, or how are you, is better to talk looking each other in the eyes. It's advice for people. You go to their house and directly, no WhatsApp, no. You say, "I'm here," face-to-face. Maybe they'll be a little scared at first, but you do it. You probe, you probe. Hey, do you want to meet? Look, I need to explain myself. I need to tell you this. And your ego is worked on. I don't have much ego, to be honest. It's not that I'm a super calm guy. I don't give a [ __ ] about ego, nothing. Normal. I don't care. I try to go around creating good vibes in people, and I don't have many enemies or reasons to have them. So, I'm calm. Yes, because, honestly, we loved you without knowing you and without having heard you. It's a very curious thing. When we met, it seems like we've known each other all our lives. And besides, for me, you're like a brother, because Gálder, as much as a brother. Yes, because my mother is a big fan of yours. I am too, but my mother is a big fan of yours. And my mother is a fan of yours. I've told you that your mother had banned... No, no. Well, him too, we call him [Laughter] Titín. Of course, no, no, no. My father wasn't so much. My mother, of course. I mean, she saw you on TV, and then, since you look like my brother, she said, "Well, I like him." Because he looks like him. Because my mother said, "The other one doesn't sing, and this one does." So, she saw you. I mean, she had a passion. What's her name? No, no, man. Say it. You're not going to say the name. Cheers. Ah, okay. But no, it's a woman now, who is retired from sex. Okay, I mean, now I'm going to be your father. Not your brother. A 7-year relationship. I'm retired now. The worst thing I can do is show up at your mother's house and call her Adela. Can I? Adela? Yes. Wait, wait. Go ahead. We want to send a greeting. Thanks for the affection, really. You have good taste, Adela. That's it. But right there, there's no camera. Where were you looking? At the girl. So she can tell her. Mother, she would know her. Tell me, where am I going? Perfect, perfect. It would be cool if you sent an audio message to my mother now, that she'd be thrilled. You can record it. Record it. For the group audio, because I don't have it here. Ah, yes. And I have my mobile directly. Directly. Of course, send it to her. And sing to her. She loves it when they sing to her. Yes, dude, because I'm hooked on this [ __ ]. Look, all the [ __ ] water is running out. Don't sing anymore. [ __ ] Yes, look, like this. Every bottle is 30 cents. Yes, please. There it is. Let's see. Cool. Well, like, hello Gálder. Well, Adela, how are you? Look, now that your son has left me the phone, I can... Well, who is the good one, Gálder? He says, "I'm going to sing you this song that you and I liked." "Somos novios." Well, "We both feel deep love." A kiss, I love you. My God. How beautiful. How beautiful. How beautiful. [ __ ] dude, my God. Bro, bro, this mother... My mother is going to kill her. She's going to kill her. This will compensate for a month without calling her. I'm telling you, this is for moms and grandmas. You have to call them, tell them you love them every day. Of course, I have, I have a lot of exclusive audios for her. Now I know. Not even... The water is falling on the whole package. David, honestly, when I think about my mother, what usually happens is... David, you give us advice, and one of them is to say "I love you" to such and such. How long has it been since you told your brother "I love you"? Let him say it. Let's see, when did he last tell you "I love you"? Yesterday afternoon. I am very, very affectionate with my people. Yes, yes. A big round of applause. Applause. Of course. You know what happens, Juan? It's just that, honestly, I'm... I'm so [ __ ] I just put myself, and you put yourself, and you get another one. You know what it is, that really, it's not... J. Look, you've put all the power on me with this mask, now you want... it invades me. Really. We're discovering that exactly as he says, he is like that. Exactly. That he has no double standards. Like all those who have come so far, the one who has the least mask. Yes, it could be that you're not managing to dig anything up. No, no, no, no, because you are the most honest. Where did I bury the last ones? That's being the most faithful to what, to what you are, to what you believe, to what the world... Well, but I think we can continue. We can continue. Like we did last time. The last time you cried. The last time. Because this is something you always ask an effeminate guy and such, a man and such, and he says, "At 14," and that doesn't count. When a brick fell on you at work. A plank fell on me one day. Well, I'll tell you later. We're looking forward to it. And one of them fell. That's because my cousin passed it to me. I got angry. Talking.
I was picking them up downstairs, I didn't look, and he dropped it without looking at me holding it, and it fell right on my head. That's annoying. Well, what was I going to tell you? I think that's why I'm like this, uh. Luckily, I was wearing a helmet, and with this head, whether you like it or not, it also protects, eh. What was I telling you? Of course, I'm very sensitive there, I watch movies that are truly terrible because I watch a lot of cinema and a lot of series. So, as I'm finishing everything, I don't give the platforms time to do that, I eat a lot of [ __ ] in movies, but I don't care. As long as there's something, I cry a lot with happy endings, with happy endings. Yes, I even cried with "The Diary of Patricia." I just [ __ ] but it's that typical American movie where they make the basket in the last minute, the last second, and people are happy, I get emotional. I mean, it moves you, the purest, the most beautiful thing, I mean, it's happiness. You've cried. You've cried with a porn movie because it was also happy. Where did you cry? Eh, yes, but because of his size, but not because of the comparison. No, no, no. What movie do you say? The last one you said, "My God, this was..." Eh, well, I rewatched one of my favorite movies, "In the Name of the Father," which is a classic and ages incredibly well, that cinema, and it's brutal. Yes, it's about the Lira bombings and how they imprisoned some guys who had nothing to do with it. If you haven't seen it, it's really worth it, and it makes me so angry, the ending too. I'm not going to spoil much, but about the father, how everything happens, that it makes me angry, and I've seen it 12 times and I cry, but in a very masculine way, like "I'll kill God, I'm so angry I'll blow him up." There, with "Ghost," man, with "Ghost," the theater, in the musical theater, the last time I cried, I can also tell you, each performance, each show touches me, it moves me. It's quite a complicated thing. And there, on this, this is already a question as an actor, okay? Yes, yes. I leave here. Yes, I mean, not like this isn't for you, not like it's not written down. You work from the imaginary as an actor because, of course, "Ghost," you act. Of course, that's what happens a lot of times in musicals, many people complain and say, "[ __ ] they put singers who have no [ __ ] idea of acting and only sing." So, but in your case, you cry. No, I've had to, I've taken acting classes, and when I do anything in life, I've prepared myself. I don't go there just like that, because of my background, because of what I have. I'm not for that, and besides, I really like challenges and getting out of my comfort zone. And I prepared a lot, a lot, with Silvia Montesinos, who is the director of "Let's Go" and who did "Ghost," and it's been one of the most beautiful things, and it will surely be the first of many. I'm fascinated by acting, it's something practically Renaissance, it's incredible. I mean, you study everything. I like to prepare myself, just like when I went to do a cooking show, classes. Excuse me. So, what you do is very interesting, but, but anyway, to what I was saying, look how strong it is that he moves the table with a single movement. Be careful, you've spilled water. Knocking over the cup, the candelabra are 15. Eh, excuse me. So, it wasn't on purpose. Yes, yes, in the end, you're going to have to send us a batch of perfumes, really. So, there are several ways to imagine or work. You work on a love scene, which is the one in "Ghost," and you have to cry at that moment. There's a moment, not of love, but of farewell. In the farewell. That's it. How do you work that? Do you work it by imagining the character saying goodbye to her? Do you do a substitution work? Do you imagine you're saying goodbye to someone you truly love? Or does it come to you with the text, being in the present? I don't carry it. Yes. Eh, no, no. This has been more than 300 performances, and always, each performance and each listening is in the present. And so, it's not that I think about something that happened to me personally. It's that I get into the character so much that I feel like him. Okay. So, I feel like him. Of course, you imagine the farewell, how he would feel, the betrayal of your best friend, upon understanding that in the end, there's something beyond, and that it's a "see you later," not an "adios," and seeing the person you love, how she gets emotional, and she understands that someday, when she also leaves this life, she will see you again. All those reunions are what truly move me because it's really beautiful. Also the lights, the music, you get perfectly into the character without any doubt. Of course, he's amazed. He knows more about acting than you do. I mean, look what he told you. But it's true that sometimes, at first, you start a bit by working on substitution, like "I'm saying goodbye to a real friend," first, and then that step, but that's a bit advanced. Then, when you open up, of course, it's imagining yourself in the character, but for that, you first have to have gone through what reality is. Yes, yes, yes. So, since I didn't know your level of interpretation, I thought, forgive me, I thought, "He has no [ __ ] idea," but very well thought. That's why they criticized me when I entered the musical, but then it all ended. But then you silenced many mouths, didn't you? Yes, yes, I really did. No, but I did very well, and I was nominated for best actor in my first year with my first musical, and I think I did it with a lot of respect because everything you do in this life, especially when there are professionals who have been doing it longer, you enter with your ears down to learn, to listen. And all my colleagues, all the incredible actors I've had around me, have had a lot to do with it. I've learned from them, so I send them a big kiss from here, hoping life brings us together again. It's like it's connected to the flow of love in the universe. And I mean, I'm leaving here, we were going to change you. I'm leaving here changed. I mean, I'm leaving here like, "I want to love people more." It's true. I love you too. I love you more too. It's true, it's true. I love you a lot. Look, well, don't overdo it. Let's see. So, I'll eat your eggs, David. I'll eat your eggs, David. Look, I worked on this. Well, no, not really. I mean, maybe you don't know, but I worked with Yatra on his last Netflix series, the one called... It seems like you got very involved in the project. Shut up, [ __ ]. Shut up. The one by Yatra, the one you agreed to be nominated for. I don't remember the name. I don't know if he got into any character or any world. This one, he didn't get into any character or any world. What was I going to get into? [ __ ] If I was playing a police officer. He told you you're a cocaine addict so you get it, eh. If I was playing a police officer, I was playing a police officer. No, I mean, I was playing a police officer and saying "Stop, police officer," so there wasn't much to work on. So, it's like when I go and play Bustamante. Of course, of course, of course. But well, I was an extra, okay? That's very good. So, here I want to highlight. Yes, highlight that it's true that Yatra, for example, we were the trio of police officers, which was Yatra, Julián Villagrán, and me. The guy came and kept asking for advice, "How do you see it?" I mean, he came with an attitude when the guy was full and everything, of course. Yes, but that's how you have to go through life. One doesn't know absolutely everything. In fact, even if it sounds like a cliché, it's true that in your profession, in what you do every day, like music, playing the guitar, I'm strong there, yes, and I've been doing it for almost 25 years and over 1000 concerts. But every time I leave there, whether presenting a show, acting, doing episodic work, I mean, get down and listen, and that way you can become moderately good. If you go with airs and sunglasses when you enter places, with sunglasses, with sunglasses. Ah, okay, okay. Because they always call me "gafita" (little glasses). I admire you. We are bros. And here I would like to say something that I think is important for people, okay? That just bounced off what he said, and that sometimes, of course, you arrive at a new place, and it seems like it's the same. Like, if you feel insecure, it seems like they're going to step on you, like they're going to step on you. And it's okay. You're going to learn. Learning has nothing to do with insecurity. That sometimes, by trying to appear the opposite, we don't want them to see our insecurity, but we miss out on learning. And I, I also want to say, yes, that's very good. Can I? And me too, because also, and that you have to recycle, and that I think it's very important that you don't do to others what you don't want done to you, and that, and five pieces of fruit a day, okay? Let's go, let's digest before we bathe, okay? Just the last point. That's it, that's it. Hydration is very important. Yes, yes. Eh, well, you know what happens? I see you, and I tell you now, seriously, I think you're a person who has already worked. I mean, you have nothing left to work on. You just need to maintain, because you have the interior developed. The exterior too, because you have amazing abs. You had them. After this summer, they're melted. It's because of the heat. It's that, you know what happens? Juan has a poster where he's with his abs in top shape. Well, he had them too, of course. You had them. Listen to me, give me two months, and I'll be myself again. But in the summers, besides working all day, what do you want me to tell you? I get home late at night from working all day, so I don't feel like cauliflower and broccoli. No, of course. You feel like a steak at 2 AM, and my little beer and my little wine. But I'm quite methodical and quite disciplined. Now I'm back with the workouts. I train from Monday to Friday, eh, and I enjoy it. I'm already 42 years old, no? I mean, you don't need to be fit to compete on stage and be ripped. You need to feel good about yourself. There are times when you're more up, more down, but the important thing is to feel good and have a healthy routine, mentally and physically. Look at this. When we were in the police and worked at night, well, we, I mean, we wouldn't have been a good police couple. As soon as there was anything, I would stop to go with you guys behind. I wouldn't imagine it. And it would be something like, "Galder, you stay here behind, take the notebook, write down what happens." It would be an interrogation similar to this. I mean, there's something about eating at night that is very enjoyable, and it's that when we worked at night, at 2:30, 2:30, 3 in the morning, we had what was called "Omega Code." Omega Code. Omega Code. That's for cholesterol? No, no, no. Omega Code for cholesterol. No, it was when they called you, for example, to the patrol car, and they told you, "Sector one has to go to..." Of course, you're not going to say, "I'm eating, I'm having dessert." So, they'd say, "Omega Code," so that people wouldn't... and it wouldn't sound like, "I'm eating a hamburger." That's it, for example. So, as all the police officers in Madrid hear that, imagine, Omega Code. Okay, these guys are in the half-hour of Omega Code. Give me the tip, Igor. When you see Omega Code, you're already getting the code, eh. Of course, of course. So, the food, well, we had the Omega Code from 2:30 to 3 in the morning, and we'd prepare ourselves some steaks. From Macro, because we'd go to Macro, man, because, well, I don't know if I can tell this or not, but you're already telling it. No, nothing is cut because the police, of course, it's not a big commercial, but well, it has things that let you into Macro, of course, in the end. And [ __ ] steaks. So, we'd get steaks. And where would you do it? Did you carry a portable stove in the car? No, [ __ ] no. We did it in the street, you bastard. I mean, we have a place where we change. What? The police go out, and there's nothing left. Of course, we had a police dressing room. Police dressing room, you say. Leave your actor side. A barbecue, a barbecue grill. So, you put the [ __ ] in it. Tuku tuku, tuku tuku. At 2:30 in the morning, I tell you, that feeling of "I haven't experienced that yet as happiness." It's pure orgasm. Yes, but orgasm, and also our taxes, I'll tell you. So, it's very nice. I'll tell you, well, let's see, do you think we stole it from Macro? I mean, no, but you just implied it. You implied that you had... at least that it was done at a price. No, no, because you could only go to Macro if you were a large commercial establishment. I mean, you could go, you had a restaurant, not as a private individual. Okay, okay. You'd get a steak from Macro, a quick sear, rare, at 3 AM, a steak. You'd go out at... It was at... The piquillo peppers. I'm getting a... That was the last time I said, "I love you" to a steak. I love you, steak. You know, at 3 AM. Don't [ __ ] me, that's love. Well, greetings to the vegans, excuse us. Well, yes. Hey, I was thinking, since you also work with your voice, I thought that at some point, maybe I don't, but Juan, I think you should launch a perfume. And it occurred to me because, you know, I like to think of businesses for you. I don't know why I have this fantasy that you'll earn even more money than you do. Yes, exactly. Yes, well, I still need to... Besides, I think you have a good brand for a perfume. In French. In French. [Laughter] You could even sell it in France. That would be cool. Of course, of course. And yours would be... Go for it. But in [Applause] Moroccan. Since he doesn't know what the Jewish accent is, he takes it to the Moroccan. And on top of that, like a shout. Late. Like yours sounded, it's like you're not going to buy it, you know? Like, like, and yours sounded super, like, a super beautiful thing. Well, no, no, no. Hey, you, you who also work with your voice, I mean, again, you're going to do it. Tell me. Of course. You can do it in French. A sinner. Ah, no, but the accents are terrible. Yes, yes, I take it all to Galician. I don't know why. No, yes, no. Well, then, the Argentine, the Mexican, no, but no, no, no, it doesn't come out with a choke. It's true. I have a cologne on my nightstand that Nacho Vidal gave me. I know the bottle, it never runs out because from Nacho Vidal, in the end, it's... it's 2.5 liters of perfume. It doesn't come in a bottle. Size. [ __ ]. And you put it directly in your mouth. No, no, no. You don't put the perfume on. You have to shake it five times, and then, instead of like this, how do you do it so it comes out? You put it underneath. Imagine this is the [ __ ], so you put it here, not from above, you know? No, it's not like that, it's from below. And how beautiful. Yes, but I'll tell you something. It's called facial perfume. So, I haven't done it like this, with the [ __ ] down, you know? Let's see, it's unmotivating because it's like the [ __ ] down, but it's real. There's a Nacho Vidal cologne that I have on my nightstand. And what's it called? Nacho Vidal. I don't know, [ __ ]. Well, the point is, every time someone comes to the house and sees it, they say, "Oh, I thought it was bigger." Everyone picks it up, of course, they touch it, they do this. Sometimes, they try things and say, "Well, I thought it was..." Everyone. Nobody has said, "[ __ ]" and it's a [ __ ] man, like this microphone. Of course, in the end, you also have to lower expectations, because that's where happiness is. A new message I wanted to say is that the fewer expectations you have, the more you will enjoy the present and life. In fact, with you, we had no expectations, everything turned out wonderfully. With you, I had... I had expectations, but you broke them all, for the better. For the better, of course. What bros we are. Bros. The Musketeers. Now we are bros. Bros. Since we've reached this point in the program, which has been beautiful, I'd like to know if our dear audience, since we have here, I think, the biggest star we've ever had on this program, wants to take the opportunity to ask a question. There's a woman there who has a question. Please, let's give that woman a microphone. Eh, hello, how are you? Thank you. What's your name? Susana. Susana. I don't have any questions. I just wanted to talk to him. Ah, how are you, Susana? Okay, very good. Hello, Sus. It's just that I love you. So, the opportunity... Can I give Susana a kiss? Man, of course. Please. Let's go. Of course. This, this moment, Nadal, El Hormiguero. Man, come on. What we're experiencing here, we're living a dream. Do you want me to sing something? Since you're here, let him do whatever he wants. Come on. He has a mouse. No, not that one. But you're good at it too, right? No, but [ __ ] how cool is that, no? David, don't ignore me. Of course. I mean, no, nothing. That I bought your colognes for my ex because I just got divorced. Ah, very good. You leave it like that, as a piece of information, in case he wants to keep it. But you know what's good about this? Because in the end, you say, "Damn, maybe he'll remember me." It's that in each person, it smells different. You keep buying. Well, and if someone wants to get divorced, they should give them your colognes. So, that's... A question. If you had a first date with David, where would you take him? Since I intuited that he would go directly to my house. Well, my God, you start well, so as not to waste time. Yes, it's just that we're already at an age to waste time. Yes, it's true, especially him. It seems wonderful to me. One thing, you, you... Do you climax on any special musical note? Like, you do something like when you reach... There's a very freak thing that all singers do. In that moment, I don't even know who I am, you understand? There's nothing there. But when we yawn or anything, sometimes, yes, yes. You yawn. I do a scale, like a silly thing. Or when we sing "Happy Birthday," which is very annoying to sing well. There are things that have to be sung badly. "Happy Birthday" is something that, damn, we're not finishing, we've been here for 15 minutes. Seriously. [ __ ] I'm having such a good time. It's been really good, honestly. I was very afraid of you guys, man, and I'll tell you something. I thought you were bastards sometimes. You are beautiful people, really. It's not that... I'll tell you something. David, touch him. Touch him. I also transmit to you from here, "There's a star inside you if you wish." [Laughter] [Applause] Shine. Can I sit down? Ah, sit down. Sit down. He's going to sing to you. Sing to him. Go on. There it is. Go for it. I don't know. I want you to look at me like he looked at you, and do things to me. I mean, "I miss you." I miss the nights without [Music] stars. I miss beautiful gas. You can't imagine, love, how much I miss you. Leave it there, okay? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Luckily, I was wearing glasses, you bastard. Sorry, sorry. Hey, you went from Bustamante to Quevedo, eh. [ __ ] Hey, you got into trap music in a single accessory. Excuse me, I thought this was going to vaporize and launch a flamethrower. So, listen to me. This is a fire extinguisher, you bastard. Or listen to me, because Vidal's cologne has the shape, mine has my [Laughter] strength. Thank you very much, dear audience. It has been David. This is from [Music] David, David. [Applause]