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Do you need something else, K? If not, get to stepping. [ __ ] YOU TALKING TO? GET TREAT YOU LIKE THE [ __ ] YOU LOOK LIKE ON THE GUYS YOU SAW. WE LADIES DONE ALREADY CUZ I GOT ALL DAY. NOW WHO'S STEPPING UP NEXT?
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Why would I want to hear anything about that [ __ ]? I mean, she's your cousin, and all she ever did was barely lift a blade. Hopefully, her extra crispy ass can heal up and finally hit the blade this time. Make this family some money like she's been supposed to.
Sir, from what I heard, she's physically fine. It's mostly just scars across our body.
Scars across the body. Hm. Sounds like that link dropping soon.
Sir, that's not—
Save it.
Damn, [ __ ]. What took you so long?
You bet the [ __ ] better stop nagging me. Acting like some females. Y'all on my time. Close that door. I got to have a family meeting with my big sisters. I'll assume y'all here to grieve together as siblings or whatever this is. But y'all know this clan and every coin it's got is going straight to me.
SHUT YOUR [ __ ] ASS UP.
Now look at you leading with emotion like a bunch of [ __ ]. Ding dong, your daddy's dead.
[ __ ] you cool.
The old man entrusted me with his will, and it reads as thus: Unfortunately, my firstborn sons was some [ __ ]. So the new head of the Zenin clan will be my brilliant baby boy. Now your Zenin. He and he alone shall inherit the vast rebuilt Zenin fortune, rags, riches, and/or [ __ ] that come with it.
OH, [ __ ] ON THE GAS. I'M BREADED UP.
However, if the young rich Gojo is dead, locked up, bankrupt, and/or broke, the broke [ __ ] Toji Crash Out clause will be re-enacted, and his son Megumi will be named the head of the Zenin clan, inheriting the rebuilt fortune, rags, riches, and/or [ __ ] that come with it.
THAT'S SOME [ __ ] [ __ ] BECAUSE NEPO BABY GOT THROWN IN JAIL. THAT CRYBABY CRASHED OUT AGAINST MY BIRTHRIGHT. WHERE THE [ __ ] IS MAG RIGHT NOW?
I believe he's with you, Jica.
Oh, the gang-banging [ __ ] with the bag on his head. Let me go ahead and kill two birds with one stone real quick. Double my bag up.
Sir.
[ __ ] stop flapping them gums and get the double not in my [ __ ]. I got baiters to beat on.
Hello. You have a collect call from the Shibuya County Prison Realm Correctional Center. To accept this call, say yes or press one.
So, is me, huh?
Told you. Good. You good?
[ __ ], I'm locked up. What you think?
Don't be like that, C. I've been OUT HERE GETTING ACTIVE.
PARKOUR, CUDDISH on [ __ ].
I ain't going to lie, though. The streets ain't the same without you. It's going through calorie friends. What kind of off-brand [ __ ]? Where the neutrors at, cut? But none of that matters 'cause I'mma beat every ass I see 'til you home free. Gojo, C, you about to use up all my jail minutes.
My bad, C. Just know we out here yelling "Free Gojo" 'til it's backwards.
Hey, blood, what that "Free Gojo 'til it's backwards" [ __ ] mean? I ain't never understood that [ __ ], blood.
It just means we saying "Free Gojo" 'til Gojo's free. Real easy concept, C.
Hey, you ain't got to say it like I'm stupid or something, blood. I'm still your big brother.
You going to keep spamming that [ __ ], huh? 'Cause come on, C. COME ON, C.
YEAH, BLOOD.
I'm C. Look here, blood. Watch who you talking to.
Your old ass lucky I'm here. Almost got your head knocked off your shoulders, C.
I don't care about none of that. I'm still the big brother, blood.
Can you say anything else, C?
Hey, crib, [ __ ]. You seen my cousin?
Who the hell are you, C?
Keep that C [ __ ] to yourself, gang banger. Now, you seen my cousin or not?
[ __ ], I don't know you. Why would I know who YOUR COUSIN IS?
ME? [ __ ] ASS.
OH, MEG. That's my dog. But no, I ain't seen that [ __ ] 'cause you ain't no [ __ ] hell. How about the [ __ ] with the bun buns? You seen my cousin, woman? What you say, blood? [ __ ] you a man. What's with the bun buns then? You look like a [ __ ].
Do you need something else, K? If not, GET TO STEPPING. [ __ ] YOU TALKING TO? GET TREAT YOU LIKE THE [ __ ] YOU LOOK LIKE ON THE GUYS YOU SAW. WE LADIES DONE ALREADY CUZ I GOT ALL DAY. NOW WHO'S STEPPING UP NEXT?
HEY, you hear that [ __ ] ass.
Now what's got you hoes acting out? 'Cause I'll slap everybody in this [ __ ].
Who cut with the zesty stadi? You got money on your head, and daddy's come to collect.
[ __ ] who?
Anybody trying to stop my bag getting put in one.
Oh, there big dog. Alpha the alpha. I'm not even trying to be in your way. I already know the infamous Duda already claimed a bag on this dumbass gangbanger.
Blood slobbing on it, ain't it?
Yeah, homies. I was going to say the same [ __ ]. So if you know all that, why you in my business?
Hey, I was just softening them up for you, boss.
'Cause scared as [ __ ], ain't he?
Blood. I'm saying—
I don't give a [ __ ] about [ __ ] you talking.
Hey, blood, I'mma blow this [ __ ] and you get gone before Pimp Lucia's ass can even figure out what happened.
Are you crazy?
On three, blood.
My bad, man. My bad. How about I get out your way? They all YOURS, man. Move [ __ ] ass bait.
Man, what's your problem, blood?
You ending every sentence with "blood," and you like what? 30 or some [ __ ]?
I'm 150.
And still gang-banging grown man, by the way. Go start a family or something, [ __ ].
Mhm. Now say my [ __ ] name. Get off me, Cub. [ __ ] I'm a thug. I ain't calling no grown man "daddy." Then you're screaming LIKE A HOE. WORRY ABOUT CUTTING [ __ ] CU [ __ ] GOT IT SWORD FOR THE FASHION. What you say? Say it again. What's all that hot [ __ ] you was talking? I [ __ ] WHO HIT HARD BACK, [ __ ] [ __ ] BACK. I KNOW YOU BEAT ME, BLOOD, little [ __ ].
Is you done with them love taps, blood? I barely felt a thing.
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT, [ __ ] COUNTER. IT'S OVER, BLOOD. A [ __ ] YOU STAB ME, BLOOD.
YES, SLOW ASS. Last time I checked, that's what knives are made for, [ __ ]. Let's make this simple. You reach, I teach. You talking heavy, but ain't that [ __ ] all night, sir?
You think you untouchable, little [ __ ]? You ain't [ __ ] but a walking price tag.
On the dead, homies. You going to have to take my life for that [ __ ].
[ __ ] your dead homies. A bag on your head sounds like a bag in my pocket. Don't make a mood in C. Oh, SO WE RUNNING THAT PARKOUR KO THROWING CAR. Ain't no more running [ __ ] [ __ ] IT'S COOL. I GOT something for you. Cheap ass lane.
What you say?
Touche, ho. Enough talking. Ra, baby, handle my lightweight. Oh god, WE DONE TALKING NOW. MAKE A MOVE. RA, hold him down.
Okay.
Now I'mma say this one more time. Say my name, [ __ ].
I'm not saying that [ __ ]. Cut. You cheated. YOU BROUGHT YOUR BABY MAMA IN THIS.
WRONG ANSWER.
[ __ ] love the buns, blood. You got to let that [ __ ] go.
Oh, you one of them pandering ass female-centered [ __ ]? My brother's the same way. Weak-minded asses.
Who I'm supposed to pander to? [ __ ] Do you hear yourself, blood?
You [ __ ] and nag just like them [ __ ] too.
Hey, that's supposed to be your blood. You hate your brothers or something?
Hell yeah. Them old [ __ ] let a young alpha come in and outshine them. If you older and still behind me, you ain't no family of mine. Any high-value man would say the same.
No, I ain't the type to be negative about my blood. Blood, blood, the building blocks of what makes you you, blood. And I ain't talking about that [ __ ] in your veins either, blood. I'm talking about your brothers, your buzzins, all your Ben folk. Boso been 'round the block and made plenty mistakes, blood. But my brothers, my blood, they'll never have to bump their heads like Bo did. And that's what blood for. Blood.
The [ __ ] are you yapping about?
My blood.
You raggedy BUN BUN WEARING [ __ ] THIS [ __ ] GOT IN MY MOUTH.
DON'T EVEN worry about it, blood. Dead [ __ ] don't got taste buds. Huh?
[ __ ] out my way. Now I went and handled business, but you in here with your ass tooted in the air. That don't feel crazy.
Man, chill on me. You act like I'm doing this [ __ ] on purpose.
I'm just saying, as a man, couldn't let that [ __ ] happen to me. Real? What the hell happened, C?
Oh, thank God, boy. I thought you was gone for good. Thank God, [ __ ]. You the reason I died.
Look here. The higher-ups put a crazy bag on your head. And if I didn't step in, who knows who would have came to collect.
Oh, so you faked my death? Oh, thank God. I had a dream that [ __ ] Hollow was real and they play way too much new dog up there, C.
It wasn't nothing fake about it, [ __ ]. You was dead for real. What' you say, cuz? I ain't missing out on no free bag. I've been to the bank and back before you woke up. Damn, C.
Eugie, I've been looking everywhere for your ass, bro. Come on, [ __ ]. I need your help.
Pam me, use your words, [ __ ]. You ain't just going to grab me up like no child.
My bad, bro. I'm just panicking right now. I wake up in the hospital after the function and somehow I'm the head of the Zen clan now. Then my daddy died in the middle of all that [ __ ]. And now—
Oh, your pops passed for real this time. Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss, cut. Rest up, big toe.
No, [ __ ], that's not the problem. The problem is he's STILL [ __ ] HERE.
WHAT YOU MEAN, [ __ ]?
Ever since they told me about how much bread I got now, THIS [ __ ] WON'T GET OUT MY HEAD.
DAMN. I CAN'T BE proud of you, son. Just think about how much we up right now, [ __ ]. WE RICH. We ain't [ __ ] YOU DEAD.
You okay over there, cut?
You telling me YOU CAN'T HEAR HIM?
We going to take out $100,000,000. Put it on the first win of the Super Bowl. It's going to be plus 4,000. Parlay going to hit for a million billion. I ain't never missed on a parlay.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
OH YEAH.
Uh, Udica, don't look at me. We got bigger [ __ ] to deal with than some old dad [ __ ].
It's still my daddy, bro.
The culling game about to start. The what kind? Save your questions, cuz, before all this [ __ ] start, we got to chop it up with the OG over at Oblak. The problem is, don't nobody know how to get to Oblak.
Well, let's figure this [ __ ] out then, C. But before we get started, I got to ask, man, what's going on with the bar?
For sure, cut. For sure.
I ain't never heard of the bowling gangs, but I know where Oblak is, blood. I got dead brothers buried up there.
Bro, did you just spawn? C, you can't be doing that.
[ __ ] My bad, boy.
Anyway, C, I guess we headed to the O.
Oh, we going back to the O. Let me grab my jersey. IT'S CHICAGO, [ __ ].
Look who's back from the dead.
I can say the same to you. Oh [ __ ]. Hey, Miss Yuki.
Yeah. Yeah. Don't you get started.
Damn, baby. You good? You had me worried sick.
Worried? Hm. Been playing passport bros with Miguel for half a year. But somehow you worried about me.
Wait, baby. I was in the motherland getting connected to my roots.
Ain't no cell service in the motherland, [ __ ].
Yeah, baby. But—
My [ __ ] phone can't tell.
Oh, young love. I miss talking to my favorite [ __ ]. Crazy.
Bro, can we get started already?
All right, blood. Once we hit the bar, I need an Italian beer, extra peppers, extra dip. After that, we go pay respects to my brothers. Then we figure out where y'all OG's stay. Any questions, Blood?
Yeah, that sounds nice or whatever, but who the [ __ ] are you?
Y'all just had to ask. That's my big brother, K.
Yeah, blood.
Take all the time you need, K.
Rest in peace, Blood.
[ __ ] I'm ghost. Told you that [ __ ] told you. Not broke, [ __ ] Told you. My son got all the money. Put in parlays for me. bread when I told you my hitting funny but they can't put it on me 'cause [ __ ] I'm ghost [ __ ] shut up. My fault, I thought you was [ __ ] with that.
Damn, what happened here, C?
Yeah, Meg, what happened here?
Don't ask my son. [ __ ] a [ __ ] thought she could get lit with a pill. Papa, so I left that [ __ ] thoughts on the pavement. They can't hear you.
Wow.
Where this [ __ ] at, blood?
[ __ ] I thought I was tripping.
So he came here for nothing?
You see anything, Miss Yuki?
I'm sure you can see the same amount than nothing I see.
My bad, C.
So, what we do now?
Might as well not waste a trip.
Let's hit her or something.
Hell yeah.
Sounds good to me.
I want to see the be.
Now, who do we have here? A mil with no kids, cursed Zen baby, big brother Blood, an award-winning Crash Out, Daddy Uda, the [ __ ] who became Sukuna's vessel, and Ghost Toji. Oh yeah. What's happening, y'all? It's Rab. I just want to say I appreciate everybody who's been rocking with Hood JJK. Whether this your first video or you've been here since the jump. But real quick, let's talk about this timeline. So, the next JJK upload I got planned after this is a murder Maki and Kilakari double feature. But then after that, I'm probably just going to let the season play out and drop the full arc. We only get 12 episodes, so I gotta work with what I got, which means it's gonna be a little time between culling game content, so y'all got to be patient. But if you need the early sneak peeks, Patreon gets clips right as they finish. And if you want to audition for voice roles, join the Discord. Both those links are in the bio. Other than that, just let us cook. The entire team's locked in, and we can't wait for y'all to see everything. Other than that, much love, and as always, turn me up.