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Was there a time you felt pressured to try something that you weren't comfortable with? Nah, I'm a hoe.
If you could change how you lost your virginity, would you? Oh god, absolutely. That little weirdo weird, dude. I dated him for so long and I hate him. He's like such a loser. [ __ ] guy. Literally. Okay, N. So, okay. He got me turned on to Russians though cuz I really with Russians but I just don't with him. Yeah. I love a Russian boy though.
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And who we got today? I think we got a second timer, Ania Blue. Nia Blue. She night. Oh, Nia came twice. Always. I got to come before and after. Oh, okay. Cool.
What's the most toxic thing you ever done in a relationship? Started porn and left my ex-husband. Wait, say that. What? Started porn and left my ex-husband. Yeah. Oh, that's Well, technically still husband. We're separated, but like, you know. Yeah. No, I don't know. Can you explain? I have followup questions. No, no. I got married young, so I was just a little housewife and everything. I got married at 18. We met on Tinder. My first one night stand. Yeah, Tinder. Love that. I love Tinder. Wow. But yeah, that's probably that's pretty toxic. Yeah, that's toxic as [ __ ]. Yeah, that's definitely toxic. Topic. Come on. I know you got this. I don't really try to do toxic things. No, we don't try. What have you done? There's no trying. kind of now I cheated on my ex with him and my ex like knew like years before we even that I was going to him one day and leave him for him and I was like no babe I'll never leave you for him and now like we've been together for 5 years and like it's like that's pretty up I guess or your ex was just psychic no it was just one day he I was like at his house and we started and my ex pulled up and was like banging on the window and then the guy I'm with now picked him up by the throat and like slammed him on the ground and I was like I'm turned And but then yeah, so then I I blocked him and I never talked to him again. Damn. Okay, you're funny. You're very funny. Okay.
What's the best pickup line you ever heard? Cash up sound.
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I like she snapping that [ __ ]. I like that. I like That's my favorite. I like that. Okay. I don't know. I like I like when lesbians hit on me and got those to be like good fun facts. Mhm. Like, did you know sharks have been around longer than trees? I just said that. I just said that. Sharks been around longer than the sharks, baby. Like, do you know that there's 47 species of sharks that live in North? You got a rhythm with the tism, baby. You got to I know. I love I love a little autism. A little just a sprinkle. Like, I love that little autistic voice. Yeah. Little nerdy autistic voice. So sexy. Who Who's autistic? Oh my god. What? Oh, sorry. I'm crying.
What did What are you guys most uh viral video today? What? Your most viral video? Um me taking big black Jovon Jordan. Ah, okay. Okay. Pretty big. It was like I think I got like 100 million views on Pornhub. I never check my man. I just I just vibe out. That was the first time I took a BBC. Okay. And I could never go back. Do you know what? My first time was drainers with Yeah, which I love. Which I love. But so I went into testing. It was It was amazing. Okay. 10 out of 10 would do again. Um but I went into testing, right? And they're doing the throat swabs cuz we get tested all the time and everything. And she looks at the back of my throat and she goes, "Your tops are like your lip the back of your throat's almost swollen. I could see like dark in the back of your throat." I was like, "Yeah, I had a phenomenal time doing it. It was so swollen. Like the back of my throat was like bruised. Like she could see it. She's like, "I've never seen that before. Can like some of the other girls come in and see this?" I'm like, "Yeah, let's go." So I I had my whole little like although I liked you from the beginning. I know. But just crazy. He'd be making you eat his and stuff. Yeah. Come on. You got to making you. Not making. No. No. But I'm not getting paid. Like I'm not I'm not going to eat. Firstly, firstly, you can get paid more. That's you can set that in your weights and everything, which I do as well, just because there's a higher chance of strep throat and all that, but he's got like he's got like girl booty hole. He's got like a pretty butthole, you know. It's not like he's got like it's, you know, you don't we can pull this up. We can Google this. I've only eaten three in my life, and that's Jmack. Okay. Manuel Ferrara, and my husband. Okay. I mean, J-Mack booty holes. Very similar. They all got little pink heel but holes. Okay. Okay. Freshly shaved. Yeah, of course. Of course. I mean, you you got to you got to you got to clean the house if you're expecting visitors, you know. Yeah, that that's Yeah, I like that one. You got to clean the house. Expecting visitors.
I'm going to put on a t-shirt, right? What does a man have to do to please you in the bedroom? What did you start to say? Don't you don't like my That's why I'm in love with my man right now cuz he can make me come from head. Okay. And he's the only guy that's ever been able to do that. And I'm like, "Oh my god." Like it's so lit. Like when it was happening, I literally thought it was not happening and it happened and I was like, "Oh my god, this isn't a myth. That's crazy." He's [ __ ] like a lesbian, dude. Got it. He just keeps going and then he like me and then he eats it again and makes me come again and then keepsing me and he like dominates me. whole pleaser like and it's like I like I don't know. I'm different with everybody. A little little different with everybody. So I kind of like adapt whatever kinks I have. So it's I'm I'm a pleaser. So whatever whatever kinks I have, I kind of So it's different every single time. I feel like I'm opposite. I'm really selfish. I will take such good care of you. I take such good care. I'm so selfish. Like I'm like especially in a threesome also. Like even if I have a threesome with two girls, one guy, like if the girl's noting me and he's not me at the same time, I'm just going to be No, no, no. Never be left out of a threesome. I'll be like chewing on a leg or sucking some toes if I got out. I'm going to be a part of this. Okay. One of my close friends, Eden, and Victor Ray did a threesome. Oh, Victor Ray, I love him. Me, too. He's one of my favorites. Shout out Victor. Um but um she was [ __ ] me with a and he was like my throat and I was like that's probably like peak hobbyest moment. Well, one of my like top 10 happiest moments. Okay. So, what you're saying is you need like a girlfriend that's just into you to share with you. I got Got it. Got it. Like I'm selfish. Like I need everybody to be into me the most. And that's really up. But like genuinely. No. No. No. At least I feel like whatever it takes to please you. Like we're allowed to be selfish and you should be pleased. And my favorite thing is like especially if it's like a girl girl threesome and everything. I feel like we're like nobody's competing. It's like we're teammates, you know? Like we're hyping each other up like talking and like you're the other person's cheerleader like Yeah. Like take that dick. Yeah. Just cuz you look so pretty while she's sucking that con. Oh, you can go deeper. I know you can go so much deeper. I love something called pretty well sucking dick. I'm like do I really? You do. You do.
Uh name your top three celebrities that can get it. Okay. Mine are going to be weird. Okay. All right. Let's do it. So, we got Danny Devito. Don't ask me. I feel that. All right. We got Jackie Chan, young Jackie Chan, and then we got Dwayne the Rock Johnson, right? Also, honorable mention, Jack Black, cuz I want him. Like, Jack Black today could get it if he hit me up. Like, Bezaba Boss is one of my like on my shower playlist every single day. We be different. Tenacious. Tenacious D. 50 [ __ ] push-ups. Let's go. What the is [ __ ] push-ups? You've never seen tenacious. You never done a [ __ ] push-up. No, I got to get on, dog. I don't know. Yeah, you got to get on that at least 50 a day. No, that's how you know her go when you could do 50 [ __ ] push-ups. Yeah. Nah, bro. All right, top three. Let's go. Um, Adam Sandler, of course. All right. No wonder we're friends. Scarlett Johansson. Okay, I think I said this last time when you asked me. And then I don't know. Um, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, but only together. I don't like Blake Lively. She's really mean. Really? Yeah, I think so. That's like kind of been going around. So, you don't know her? Blake. Disrespectful. Apparently, Ryan Reynolds is actually super serious in real life. Martha Stewart, I refuse to believe. Martha Stewart did an interview like two weeks ago and she was like, I actually think Ryan Reynolds is like the worst person ever. Okay, Snoop Dog. I want to Snoop Dog. He's too skinny. He's literally a national treasure. He's too skinny. I don't like skinny boys. Um, let me think. Damn. Who's that? Oh, Alexander Scarsgard. Who the [ __ ] is that? Who the [ __ ] is that? Look him up. Pull him up. Let's go. Let's go. Alexander. What is he playing? What does he do? What is He was Eric from True Blood. I used to literally masturbate to him when I was like 12. Well, I'm guessing he's True Blood. Weird. Hold on. Alexander Scars. Scarizard. He's so fine, dog. Okay. Wait. Don't look at him bald. Don't look at him with the receding hairline. He was Tarzan. Oh my god. Oh, okay. Okay. So, Tar that Tarzan, my ex-husband's top three. Jane of the Jungle from that. And I see where he's coming from. Right. That was good for sure. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10.
How do you make a man fall in love? Food. any day. I don't know. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Tell them they can't have what they want. It's different. I think you should give them what they want. No, you you give them slowly take it away. You give them like a think they want. Oh. Oh, okay. Just uh put that in your lip gloss. Just start putting my [ __ ] in his chapstick. Yeah. So, it's just [ __ ] in a chapstick. Yeah. So every time he puts his chapstick on, he smells my and he doesn't he like every day. So he thinks of me every day and he doesn't know that. Subconscious. That's new. That's new. That's witchcraft.
What's the weirdest thing that someone has asked you to do for money? Oh my god. Okay. Crush ants with my toes. Okay. I don't I don't I don't kill bugs. I'm one of those people that I'm not I'm not killing a bug. I'm not doing it. Okay. One of one of my saddest days was there was a spider in my shower, right? And I took my little exfoliating scrub container and I put it put it over top of the spider and I thought he was going to be okay, but then the water suctioned and like the poor little thing exfixiated and then I cried outside of my shower cuz I just wanted to take him outside. But anyways, I don't kill bugs. It was like a foot thing where like you're giant, he wanted to be the ants and it was it was an ungodly amount of money, but I don't kill bugs. I don't kill things. So, yeah. Okay. No bug crushing for you. I love killing bugs. I have one of those like Oh, you have one of like When I see a spider where I see a fly in my crib, I'm like, you know, like dead. Like, why are you in my house? Like, you're literally living out of my house rentree. Get the out of here. Baby, maybe they wanted to pay rent. You didn't give them a chance. I mean, he you got to hit him up like sign a little waiver. Dude, I remember this one time this big spider walked across my living room with like baby spiders on its back and I was like, I don't want to live here anymore. Like, I need to light my house on fire. Scorpions can get though. Scorpions can get I used to live in um Arizona was when mine were I used to live in North Florida, like in Ocala in the scorpions in Florida. Yeah, they're like woods woods and scorpions and they infested my house and I was like 4 years old and I remember putting on the towel after a bath and like four scorpions were in my towel and I was like crap. Oh my god. When I lived in Arizona, one was like in my shirt. Like I threw my shirt down when I was um like doing laundry or whatever and I picked up the shirt and it got in my belly button and like stung in my belly button and I started like smacking my stomach and I ripped my belly ring out like trying to get the scorpion off of me and I sat in my bed and I waited for my father to get home um and refused to leave the bed and we found it. I would be so scared. Damn.
This part of the podcast is called blind date. So, I'm gonna give you a scenario of a blind date and you got to tell me what would you would do in this scenario. Okay. So, salute. Salute. So, just imagine you meet this guy off Instagram. Would never do that, but okay. Okay. Just imagine he's saying all the right. He's making the tingle. You know what I'm saying? He's like, "Oh man, this is amazing." And you like, "Oh man, this is amazing. This is so good." That's all you would have to say, actually. And then, you know, this is amazing. And then you know like y'all do y'all thug dizzy? You know y'all go on your first date, right? Okay. But what is he saying? What would you say to make a girl's thing go online? What can he really say? He split the podcast right now. You're now being I don't know. I'm just saying. You have to give me examples. What's the line? What's the line? He can probably send you like 10,000 in cash app. Okay. That would make I would be like let's go. Yeah. So, okay. He's doing everything to the table. He's He looks attractive. He's like your dream guy. Whatever. With the Tesan. Yeah. Alexander Scarsgard with a sprinkle of autism. Okay. So, y'all sit down. Y'all sit down on this date, right? Y'all sit down on this date. But when he get up, you realize his legs are two inches long. You realize like you realize you ain't got no legs. You realize he got an extra arm on his back. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] with that. She would love three sets of hands all over. Girl, I'm like, but it's a dead hand, so it's like Oh, it can't move. Damn. I wouldn't him. What the hell? If it's just a limp and like couldn't they remove it? Yeah. That's not a If they try to If they try to remove it, he might die, bro. If it was a pendable like he could move it and I would with that cuz like you could like more attention for you. You could like stick a finger in each hole like Okay, he can do this movement. Okay, that's all we need. That's it. You can like give me some finger. You can give me some slaps. He's got He's just like, "Yeah, I like that." I'd do it. I'm down. I weird people. You're [ __ ] weird, guys. What was the question, though? Yeah. What would you do in that scenario? I would leave. You going to leave? I didn't give him a chance. I've heard of I look like a [ __ ]. I've been really wanting to do that. The only time I've paid for sex, she was a female little person in Vegas. And you did it. I want to put a [ __ ] girl with a huge like big like wow wow. I have to go. I got you. She'll do it. Does she Does she have city? Yes. And a fat and she did like the lipo. She's like perfect. She slim it perfection. I wouldn't pay. Wait, what's your Insta for some busted? I am a busted. I'm not paying for anyways. Oh, yeah. I'll give you her Insta. I got you. I got you. What's your name? Elena or something? Bro, I can't remember this right now. We're pulling her up later. You're so fake. You don't really remember the [ __ ] girl. Bro, I was 18. I was 18. Girl, you're lucky I remember your name. You know how many times like I've hung out with people at parties and like this guy comes up and he's like, "Oh my gosh, it's so nice to see you again." And I'm like, we've met enough times though. Yeah, bro. Some some guy came up to me at J-Max and he's like, "Oh, it's so nice to see you again." like I'm like I do not remember. Can I tell you tea? Oh, after your dumbbell. No tea. But but anyways, this guy came up to me. I him. I totally forgot 100. Apparently, it was not that memorable because I was going back to my um the worked with Flourish all the time. Ew. You saw what they did? What they do? No, what they did though like a few weeks ago. What they do a few weeks ago, dude. They were uh the flourish is a company that I don't endorse and they can suck a [ __ ]. I've worked No, but they were on a balcony and this ratchet I don't even know her name. Oh, where they were threw her weave down onto children and they fitted with the kids and posted it. Oh no. Like what the That wasn't okay. I do though. Anyways, was that the other tea or did you have other other tea? I have other tea but we won't talk about that one. Okay. this for later. Okay.
Okay. This next part of the podcast is called Let's Go Deep. And how deep? Behind the belly button deep. So ladies, we're going to ask you rapid fire questions and you got to have to answer them within two seconds or take a shot. Oh, as we're s You can't ask alcoholics to drink more. We'll take a bigger shot. These aren't shots. These are sips. We're shots. Hey. Anyways, I don't know. I don't know. Because you want to get poor shots. Shot. Shots. Okay. All right. You ready? Wow. We're show ready. All right. Talk about the time you hooked up with someone you weren't Oh. Oh. He going to ask you. I'm going to ask you. Okay. Okay. Daddy. All right. Ready? Tell us. Oh, talk. Talk. No. Talk about the time you hooked up with somebody you weren't supposed to. I don't I only tested people and people you talk about somebody that you that you weren't supposed to. This is question you. This is a question for you. I see what y'all trying to do. Yame. We're flipping this. Last time you told me that we could ask you guys questions, but now this round. Not on this. And now this. Whatever. Whatever. Let's go. I thought these were rapid fire. Oh, she's Oh. Oh. What's the weirdest What's the weirdest you ever uh rub one off to? That's a good one. Oh, I don't know if I can say this. You can. Are you sure? Yes. Hint. Okay. Yeah, hint. I sure. But like some pretty vulgar horrible. Oh, okay. Consensual non-consent. No, got it. Oh, films. I don't know. Well, I felt like I think the girl died, but it was really hot and I was like, "Jesus Christ." I don't know. Sorry. Did you hear about Kazumi consenting to someone eating her? Like consenting after she dies. I think that's super cool. The song just comes out. Dude, Kazumi is such a bad I know. She's such Oh my god. I think you guys asked me who my top three was last time, Warren. And I said Lily Lou, Violet Miners, and Kazumi. No, no, no. Adriana Cheshik and Kazumi.
Was there a time you felt pressured to try something that you weren't comfortable with? Nah, I'm [Laughter] If you could change how you lost your would you? Oh god, absolutely. That little weirdo weird, dude. I dated him for so long and I hate him. He's like such a loser. [ __ ] that guy. Literally. Okay, May. So, okay. He got me turned on to Russians though cuz I really with Russians but I just don't [ __ ] with him. Yeah, [ __ ] I love a Russian boy though. Okay, name this thing about your partner. Mia's so hot. She has great titties and amazing personality. [Laughter]
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Would you allow a on you? Yeah, of course. I've been wanting to do a scene so bad. Like one of those ones where they fill the cup up with [ __ ] and you have to drink it. Oh, that's cool. Like a chalice. Not a cup. You deserve a chalice. What do they do? What is it? You're so sweet. What is it? They fill you. They like all over your face, but they like and you let it drip into the cup and you drink it. [ __ ] sucks. Okay. How did you learn to give or practice giving? Not inside of my I was married for years, so you know, lots of practice and I've always had like an fixation. So like even after he's completely done, there's no way he's actually ended up with cups. Yeah. Like I'd be I'd be sucking that gummy worm even after he's done just like begging begging for more. So when the last time you earlier today I got like two hours ago. What do you think this [ __ ] is late?
If you could invite one celebrity to have a with, who would you choose? One c I want I want Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively still. Really? I do as a team though. Even if they hate me, I just want to watch them. Like I they can me I am you can me.
What is something that most people have tried in the bedroom that you still haven't done? Nothing. Okay. I'm usually the one that I'll be like saying stuff that I feel like is normal and people are like, "Are you okay?" I'm like, "Yeah. We be vetted. Okay. Uh, have you ever walked in on someone having? Uh, not in real life. No, not in real life. Wait, no. Okay. So, it doesn't really count because I live in a cam house and everything. So, like I'll go and like peek in on my friends and sometimes they'll be camming, but it doesn't feel I'm so desensitized to it and everything. Like we'll be like, "Oh, can you hand me my vape real quick?" And she's bouncing on the like camar Yeah. Exactly. like teamwork. I love that. I like that. Where someone will yell from their room and be like, "Hey, I need a water. I need this." And they're I need I need water. I need a hand. I like that.
Okay. When is the best time to have sex? Morning, afternoon, or night? Yes. It depends. Okay. Which one? All of it. I with all of it cuz like if you're like in that sleepy mode and you want to just like before bed like lazy. Yeah. You're like lazy and but in the morning lazy also nice. Lazy just nice in general. Yeah. Because you're like, "Oh, I love you." Like, "Just roll over." You know? I mean, I'm down to give a performance. No, me too. I'll come I'll come home drunk as [ __ ] from the club and I'll wake my boyfriend up and I'll be like, "You saw the Twitter post I made." Like, dude, I was riding his dick for like 10 minutes straight. Nice. Yeah. I always get like a little hip cramp, man. On my feet. I was so up. Like, I was literally like, "Babe, babe, you couldn't feel your legs." He was like, "Let me get on top." And he he was like, "Baby, are you okay?" I was like, "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing cool. He meted and I just kept going. I was like like a little bunny. Bunny rabbit. Okay. Oh. Oh.
Where's the wildest place you had? Um on a tank on the military base in Vegas. What the like on like a tank tank like damn. So I went out with this dude. I so I I used to be a youth pastor and then I left Arizona. Um and I went to Vegas and I hung out with some sketchy and I love them so much. Shout out to the people. I can't say your names. Love you. Um they live in Vegas. She's not a snitch. I'm not a snitch. I was in Vegas and I went out with this guy and thank you. And he's like, "Oh, you know, I live on the military base and this that and the other." I was like, "I have a military ID. My dad was in the Navy, so we went out to the tank and it was like overlooking like you could see all the city lights and everything and weed on it and I had the best rope burn and bruises of my life. It was so much fun. 10 out of 10.
And this next question for both of y'all, how big is too big and how small is too small? Big too big. Well, before you answer that question, before you bust that at home, folks, we got a bag of right here for you. Here we go. bag of That's cucumbers.
This part of the podcast, we playing a game called pick your chip. It's where our guest has to put their hands in the cup and pick a chip and whatever it lands on or whatever they they get, they have to do with their consent, of course. Or take a shot with their consent, of course. All right. Now, y'all see that red cup in the middle? No. Right there. In the middle. No. Do you see it? Is the red cup right there? One in the middle. It's right there. right here. It's right here in the middle. So, you guys going to shake that cup up. You're going to put your hand inside. Pick the chip. Whatever chip is, it has a number. You have to say that number out loud and we'll tell you what to do. Oh, okay. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. You want me to go first? But, but whatever number you get, it's one of these. You'll see. Couldn't Couldn't Tech Technically speaking, couldn't couldn't you all just read off whatever and they might not correlate? Yeah. Yeah. So, five times. Shake it. No. Five times. What? Y'all pick it five times. Five times. I thought it was a mathematical question. Jesus Christ. Why is it so loud? Are there zombies? Oh. Oh. Also, what the Also, when you pick it up, put it back in. No. What? When you pick If it falls out, put it back in. I go, she goes. I go, she goes. Yes. Okay. What if we have the same thing a bunch of times? All right. What is it? Oh, [Laughter] what is it? She's a 10 out. Okay. Demonstrate how you get on. We just have that. We just did that. Do the other one. Yeah. Six. Or wait. Wait. Six. Six. Flash the camera. Which one? Pick. Yep. I did it. Wait. She has to do the same time as me. She has flash. No, she can do it different. Yeah. I got two. I don't know what you're cheating. You got two. Prank call. Prank call. Is there anybody you want a print call, bro? Who should we call? Oh my god. We're going to save that for last. Yeah. Matter of fact, so we'll save the prank call for last cuz we have to call them and stuff and connect to the Bluetooth. So remember that. That'll be your last one. So you go. Damn. Let me text. Who? Who should we call? Anyone? Let me. No. Alexa. Alexa. Alexa would be like, "Hey." Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. No. Not right now. Not right now. Not right now. Not right now. We're going to do it as a team. Don't pick two. I'll try not to. Six again. Flash something. God damn. Oh. See, I know. Can't be dry. Dry. I feel I know. Nothing about my body is dry. Ashy as [ __ ]. No. I'm choking. I'm choking. I'm choking. Me? No. No. No. No. Three. Three. Show us how fast you can put a on camera with no hands. I keep Oh, nice. Nice. Twerk on Rob or take a shot. Twerk on prop. Your mic. You're in front of your mic. My bad though. What the? Okay, this is sick. So, I'm flashing something. Yeah, flash the I'm just kidding. Titties. I don't have to get up to do Whose turn is it? We've been yapping. No, no. Oh, you No, she Yeah, yours. Yeah. Yapp. 11. 11. Show us your favorite position. Don't look. You're I can't see you. Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I love how we've assigned a six to the microphone. That makes me genuinely happy. Seven. Seven. Twerk on Teddy. Yeah, that's petty. As I looked around, I appreciate that. This you can only see this on Patreon. We can talk to him about fish. Let's see if he'll take us fishing. We're going to call him and see if JM will take us out on the boat. Friend, give me your number. Are you an angler? Can you teach me how to fly fish? I really need my roll cast tightened up. Teach me how to cast a net. Daddy, I want to see if my big mouth's as big as your big mouth. I'm literally seeing him like tomorrow or even today. With you. Hey, with you. Wait. Hey. Hey. Uh, pass the camera again. Don't do it. Yeah, do another one. Pick another one. Okay. Hot take the number eight. Kind of hot. Yeah. Two. Two. What's that one call? Prank call. We already We're going to do that as a team. Yeah, we're going to do that. So, pick another. Pick another one. We going to do that. We're doing as a team. This is rigged. You saw. You got to shake it. Just one prank call as a team. Okay. One prank call as a team. Yeah. Tag team it. We have some juicy people to bring. Oh my gosh. We can't We can't call half my friends cuz they went out last night and they're all [ __ ] asleep. 12 12. Motorboat Rob. Motorboat Rob. Motor no got a motorboat rob. It says you got a motorboat rob out. Motorboat Rob. Motorboat Rob. One. One. What's that? Oh no. No, the one is truth or dare. Oh, truth or dare. You got to dare one of the hosts. Okay. Oh, dare you guys. Dare to kiss each other. Touch. Touch. No. Okay. Yeah. I'm taking three shots. I'm taking three shots. Oh, this question of the day. Is it a monster or is it a monster? It's not good with your socks on, baby. It's not with your socks on. You're the real. You said what? It's not with your socks on. She said do with my socks. Not if you keep your socks on. I think people that with their socks on are lowkey psychopath. All right. I I I I Cuz why don't you want to touch your feet on their body? Like I love that. You know, so truth or dare. You got to help me with this. No, that's your thing. I already did it to them last time. What' you do? Give me ideas, right? [Laughter] I'm not allowed to do things. Okay. Um um intertwine your toes. Yes. Give a toe hug. Toe hug. Toe hug. You already got your dogs out, my boy. Let's go. Come on. Pan down to his feet. Or take a shot. Or or take a shot. No. All right. I'll take a shot. Toes out. Yeah. Shorty got them shorty got them dogs out for Grimy. # Grimy. Love you guys. Oh, Grimy. Shut up, Grimy. Oh, that's called Grimy and Val. Yes. Wait. Yes. Wait.
What are we calling him and saying? It's a girl. What am I What am I calling her and saying? Say we have hostage. We have her. Hostage. We have you hostage. The only way that So, we have Nia hostage. Nia hostage. The only way that you can get her. I want to. So go. You're a [ __ ] comedian. I don't know. Okay, look. I do this. So I call her and I be like, I have I have your I have your car. No, I have your car. My car's car. Yeah, I have my car. Me. Say you've taken me hostage. She would think it's [ __ ] hilarious. She might be scared. No, it's No, she That's my best friend. Hilarious comedy queen. Okay. So, just tell her, "Hey, we got Nia and she's we have we're holding her hostage right now." Hello. Hello. Hello. Is this Eden? Hello? Who is this? Hello. Hey, who's this? Don't worry about it. I have Nia hospital. Hello. You said you have what? I said I have Nia hostage right now. You Why you call her by her name? You can't call her. You kidnapped the Clearly. You don't know about her. What? Why would you call her Nia? That's her name. You kidnapped her. You hear her? But I'm in California. I can't help. I'm I'm in I'm in I'm in chains. Hey, now if you want to see Nia again, I need a request. I need you to go on the side of a bridge, take a video of you, and I need $500 cash out. But I already got that in the camera roll. You don't have $500? No, no, I got $500. But I said I already have the video of me right now. You already have the Okay. Well, go ahead and um go ahead and send it. My cash app is um um Shut up. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right. Anyway, my cash $500 is all he's worth to you. Excuse me. You're only worth $500 to like you couldn't do more. You you risk going to jail for like a long time and you only have $500. All you do is $500. First of all, f first of all, I I'm I'm I'm a cheap I'm a cheap I'm a cheap kidnapper. So, yeah. Are you going to send it? Yeah, that's all he can. I got you. I got you right now. Well, go ahead and send a video right now. Send a cash app to the What's your What's your cash app? Send them send them money and send a video. If not, picture like what is this AI, bro? Can you send a photo of her so I know she's there? Well, you are you going to send the money? Yeah, if you send a photo of her so I know she's there. Can you send some pics, too? I got you. And you're freaky as I'm surprised Mia didn't finagle her way out of there. Look, you got you got you got 20 seconds to send it. Boom. Let's see. Let's see if Let's see if she'll send it. She'll send it. Send it. You got to show the kids. This is diabetic, right? You're my baby. I've never met her. Diabetic. She's so She's so sweet. She needs insulin to level her out. Okay. No. Insulin. Insulin. Insulin. Hey. Hey. Suck that pork. Hey. Hey.
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