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*The scene opens with cheerful music.*
Mario: Hello!
*Before Mario could say anything, an anvil falls on Mario's heading, sending him out of the audience's view.*
*A high-pitched version of Cyberspace 3-2 plays in the background...*
Crash: Welcome to our CrashBash advert!
Crash: We will be talking about our massaging chair and why you should buy it.
Crash: Eggman, Knuckles, please elaborate further.
Eggman: Our massaging chair has the best qualities!
Knuckles: You should hurry up and get our massaging chair before they're all gone!
Knuckles: They won't last forever, and so does the comfort it gives!
Bowser (blocks the current scene): You won't regret buying the product!
Bowser: You know us very well, don't you?
Bowser: We hate it when our customers get scammed!
Bowser: Want to avoid it? Never buy SereneSmooth!
Bowser: Now let's see how one of them reacts to it!
Wheelchair Guy (scene cuts to him sitting on a CrashBash chair): This massaging chair is indeed relaxing, just like I heard.
Wheelchair Guy: It might even surpass SereneSmooth based on its amazing quality and the way the massaging chair works.
Wheelchair Guy: Highly recommended!
*The background blurs itself to signify that the review clip is over.*
Bowser: You actually heard what he said, right?
Bowser: It should surpass SereneSmooth by 100%!
Bowser: We have already convinced you that we will never scam our beloved customers!
Crash: Thanks for the info, Bowser!
Crash: Now let's move forward and explain the benefits of getting CrashBash!
Knuckles: CrashBash offers a variety of massaging patterns to choose from, and you can pick one based on your own likings and the situation.
Bowser: CrashBash can also let you hold your smartphone!
Bowser: Isn't that convenient to watch and relax at once?
Bowser: Don't tell me you hate watching movies at all!
Bowser: It's a feature every massaging chair needs, after all!
Eggman: Aside that, CrashBash hates hard and itchy seats!
Eggman: I swear you can even sit for days and never get tired!
Eggman: You'll never stop squirming your butt around the seat!
Crash: And unlike SereneSmooth, CrashBash will offer you 7 years of warranty and stays new no matter how long!
Crash: Don't miss out the discounts and rewards we're giving!
Knuckles: It is also way cheaper when compared to SereneSmooth.
Eggman: Free merch will be given upon purchase!
Eggman: It's an amazing offer you don't wanna miss out!
Bowser: Who doesn't want free merch?
Bowser: Absolutely no one, of course!
*The current scene blurs and becomes a background...*
Crash: Everyone did a fantastic job on helping out to tell everyone why CrashBash is the best!
Bowser: CrashBash's steps ahead of SereneSmooth!
Bowser: They don't deserve any business at all!
Eggman: Exactly, exactly! Unlike us!
Knuckles: Remember to enjoy yourself and embrace its comfort!
Bowser: I hate SereneSmooth!
(Eggman: CrashBash tops everything!)
(Crash: I'm going back to drinking tea.)
(Knuckles: The Mario Bros and SereneSmooth should get lost.)
Eggman: Yeah, Bowser! Show that spirit!
(Bowser: You too, keep it up!)
(Crash: Why not?)
Crash: I would like to disturb those idiots if they come back.
(Eggman: We need to show that SereneSmooth sucks!)
(Bowser: Let's go bust 'em down!)
Knuckles: Yeah, I agree.
(Eggman: No one, and no one dares challenge us!
*The end.*